/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1764

Has anybody saved the thread from late 2019 where some user claimed to have knowledge about a possible bioweapon outbreak and coverup of a new virus in central China with around 50.000 dead earlier in 2019?
It seemed very LARPish back then, but I know that screenshots of this tread exist. I have seen them being posted here.

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did the Argie bread baker get coofed on

So it really is just the flu

Is he trying to signal the coming shitstorm?

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Where?

>I can't stop eating my prep

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Best website for stats and symptom information as well as incubation.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Żywce najlepsza woda

Steve coofing his brains off

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buy low fren

post your favourite corona-chan

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none. Because nofap will help me survive

>implying that there will be an After.

It hasn't entered my country

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once...

Tell her to say she fucked a Chinese national recently returned from Wuhan while in NY.
That should speed things up

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>thats right i created corona to kill that chink bitch off

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>daughter playing Sims
>"Dad what's Rapunzel's last name?"
>Look it up

Schizo inside me activates, what does it mean? At start of film whole country and queen of corona sick with deadly virus. Did the mouse know?

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THE SCREAMS ARE GETTING LOUDER!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +8 (+1) Italy +1,492 (+133) S. Korea +272 (+2) Iran +743 (+49) France +177 (+3) Spain +148 (+7) USA +94 (+2) UK +64 (+1) Japan +41 (+1) Switzerland +69 (+1) Netherlands +77 (+2) H. Kong +7 (+1) Iraq +6 (+2) Egypt +1 (+1) Germany +240 Sweden +42 Belgium +31 Norway +20 Singapore +12 Austria +23 Malaysia +6 Australia +6 Greece +7 Canada +4 Kuwait +3 Iceland +8 India +9 S. Marino +10 Denmark +8 Lebanon +4 Czechia +6 Portugal +9 Vietnam +10 Brazil +6 Finland +6 Ireland +2 Algeria +1 Russia +3 Slovenia +4 Argentina +3 Qatar +3 Romania +2 S. Arabia +4 Philippines +4 Chile +1 Poland +5 Mexico +1 Pakistan +1 Hungary +2 Indonesia +2 Dom. Rep. +3 Luxembourg +1 C. Rica +4 Slovakia +2 Bulgaria +2 Latvia +2 Bangladesh +3 S. Africa +1 Tunisia +1 Total +3,744 (+206)

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Based and Gary pilled.

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iktf

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They were told to say that. What normal person specifies it as THE SEASONAL flu?

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Have her sign all her property over to you. She won't need it soon and you sure as shit don't want it getting caught up in probate.
t. sociopath

Tomorrow is going to be awesome.

I will have enough cheap gas to escape to the extreme south of Argentina

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Here's my collection as per . I apologize in advance for any duplicates and unrelated nonsense.
anonfile.com/t4ga58geo9/Corona-chan_etc_7z

Still looking for the black and white one in pic related.

Also, here's a nice jackass parody from January not included in the above zip. Note that the second to last clip has been all but confirmed to be completely unrelated to Corona-chan.
anonfile.com/h4j156g7o1/jackass_mp4

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good to see you, Gary.

I'm just gona post my top 5 in no particular order, because I can't pick a favourite

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Feds will pump like always.

The something burger of 2020. Yawn.

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For apparently saying it's a nothingburger, he sure is spending a lot of time tweeting about it, isn't he?

Its over, Bs As is T-15days

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How long till global lockdown ?
I'd give it a week tops.

news.cgtn.com/news/2020-03-06/InterviewClinical-drug-trials-for-COVID-19-going-smoothly-ODsBWLTfaw/index.html

6 more in Brasil

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Nice post OP
but is there any cure that can beat corona? i'm not talking december 2019 corona, iam not even talking about early wuhan corona with bat soup, heck, iam not even talking about corona with new symptoms being discover everyday. IAM talking about COVID-19 chan with full airborne capabilities and Aerosolized, AIDs symptoms unlocked, damaging even your fucking balls, making you shaking and vomit for hours, capable of surviving hours without a host, immune to heat and cold, able to live inside pets, incubating over 30 days with no symptom for maximum stealth, no lab able to reproduce it, making even jews fear you, deadlier than the SARS, a RO of 4 minimum, worse than ebola, long last effect in the respiratory system. tricking medical experts on false negatives test and nothing in throat samples, still mutating till this day and capable of reinfecting anyone.

r8 my pasta skills pls, no h8

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Is this blowtorched dog more than you bargained for yet?
It's been dying for hours, anything you want to eat
Cause that's two for one this week
Die in the spraypainted grass, next to the kindergarden
I've got a cough and dry mouth
But you're just a dyin' ching chong
(A cough and a dry mouth, but you're just a dyin' ching chong)

CCP surrounds my car,
taken away
Incinerating wuhan city,
For covid nineteeeeen

We're goin' down down in a quarentined town
And chinkie, we're goin' down sweating
Oh china numba one in the market
Roadkill toddler complex, mock it and step over it

We're goin' down down in a quarentined town
And chinkie, we're goin' down sweating
Oh China numba one in the market
Roadkill toddler complex, mock it and step over it

Is this blowtorched dog more than you bargained for yet?
Oh, don't mind me I'm watching
You two from the market
Repeatedly get run over in the street
Isn't it messed up, how you no pay for damage?
It's just a cough and dry mouth
But you're just a dyin' ching chong
(A cough and a dry mouth, but you're just a dyin' ching chong)

Surround my car,
taken away
Incinerating wuhan city,
For covid nineteeeeen

Goin' down down in a quarentined town
And chinkie, we're goin' down sweating
Oh china numba one in the market
Roadkill toddler complex, mock it and step over it

We're goin' down down in a quarentined town
And winnie, we're goin' down chinking
China numba one in the market
Roadkill toddler complex, mock it and step over it

Doooown down in a quarentined town
Chinkie, we're goin' down sweating
Oh China numba one in the market
Roadkill toddler complex, mock it and step over it

We're goin' down down in a quarentined town
Chinkie, we're goin' down sweating
Oh China numba one in the market
Toddler roadkill complex, mock it and step over it

We're goin' down down
(Down down)
Down down
(Down down)
We're goin' down down
(Down down)
Toddler roadkill complex, mock it and step over it

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all the F's in the chat - loads from here watching

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Just a reminder that pic related happened

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>escape to Argentina
Godspeed and checked Brazilian Hitler

pumping isn't going to do shit to this

>985 drop
>985 DROP

FUCK

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>I will have enough cheap gas to escape to the extreme south of Argentina
As if Petrobrás is in any hurry to pass the lower prices to the stations lmao
But when it gets pricier the pass is immediate
Fuck this country

Brazilian Update:
>25 cases
>16 in São Paulo state (direct flights to Milan), 3 in Rio de Janeiro state, 2 in Bahia, 1 in Minas Gerais, 1 in Espírito Santo, 1 in Alagoas and 1 in Distrito Federal (the only one in ICU)

Someone te him that the "mild" cases require hospitalisation

If she has it than I do also.

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>Oil down 30%
>Dow down nearly 1000 points already
>Global markets crashing
>The most populous region of Italy is on full lockdown
>Cases exploding all over the world
>More and more countries closing down all schools, universities, and public events
>China's at a standstill
It's really fucking happening isn't it lads?