/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1763

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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yfw boomers and elites getting rekt

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Can you shills tell me what's the point of all these corona meme slide threads? Is it trumps re election? He's a zionist puppet so it can't be

>only ~ 50% of Italians wash their hands with soap after shitting.

I think we know why they're dying so quickly now

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>quarantine a major us city
uniroincally, wait 2 weeks

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I need to take a picture of italians fleeing north.

FAI UNA FOTO user

MIGA

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Inb4
>Muh two more weeks bro

GUESS FIRST CELEBRITY INFECTION

>the only solution to this virus is to have sex and children with a stronger immunity system
It's over, the western world is over.

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>markets crashing
>uncontrollable pandemic
>cities soon to be under quarantine
>it isn’t even the middle of March

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no need
arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

>futures opens with -4%
>mitchell immediately copes
twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1236779227200045056?s=19

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Domp eet

WAGIE WAGIE GET BACK IN YOUR CAGIE

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Fuck, I meant

BREAKING: Oil prices plunge by 30%, the biggest fall since 1991.

BREAKING: Oil prices plunge by 30%, the biggest fall since 1991.

BREAKING: Oil prices plunge by 30%, the biggest fall since 1991.

BREAKING: Oil prices plunge by 30%, the biggest fall since 1991.

BREAKING: Oil prices plunge by 30%, the biggest fall since 1991.

rate my stash

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Rate my PREP BOYS

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The western world has been over for better than a century now user.

Yeah theyll survive lmao

2020 is truly the greatest decade of all time

multiple revolts in italian jails

please Boris, shut down all Universities tomorrow i really can not be bothered going in

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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I got the rule book for AoS for christmas, so propably that

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Why are people being such dicks with people wearing N95s and 3Ms? Like, what the fuck is their problem? They aren't even messing with the rest of people, they only want to be secure themselves, why do others think it's funny and laugh at or even think they have the right to be angry at people trying to protect themselves by using masks, gloves and goggles?
Seriously, what a sickening behaviour dude

Holy fuck futures are TANKING. Tomorrow is going to be fun. Sneak peek will be Asia markets.

Post one, get one for free
last one for today

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HUMANITY IS GETTING WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE

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that is one very cute drawing

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25 cases in Brazil, 2 by local transmission

g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/08/brasil-tem-21-casos-confirmados-de-coronavirus.ghtml

Man allah snackbars have it too easy

Kek you can die without pain now

I don’t want them here.

Its the only exciting thing on Yas Forums in years

Yes turbosperg, you caught us its a giant global ARG LARP where Italy shuts down the entire northern half of the country to stop your favorite puppet from winning another pointless election.

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The murder continues.

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who's this goober and why should I care for his opinion?

>14 new cases in Israel
Remember, they might be play-acting to take suspicion off themselves. They very well may have invented this virus, and made sure they were impervious, so this may all be staged like Sandy Hook.

At least your soul will be traveling the astral realm eternally while your body rots

Saudi Arabia just closed their borders. They have 11 cases officially. How many do they really have? 500? 2000?

Should have been closed weeks ago. It don't matter now.

im have died

*coughing intensifies*

who is this comic relief jester KEK

Three new cases in Kentucky as of about an hour ago.

Totals now stand:
2 in Harrison Co.
1 in Fayette Co.
1in Jefferson Co.

>Patient zero was apparently a deli worker at their local Walmart and doctors didn’t test them for a week

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So it's just another jewish trick to buy stocks at lower prices and sell for high?Oil prices could be declining because of recent laws prohibiting combustuon vehicles in many countries

Oh boy. I can't wait for the new cases tomorrow.

Gold and silver is for --- AFTER THE SHTF
Now its food...and to some people , toilet paper

This will be a interesting year.

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Jealousy. Only we elites have respiratory protection and the rabble are upset.

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Monkey is behind the curve as usually, it will be there soon.

perfect place to press out some big stinky farts

STEAK TIME

the amount of cope and shilling

What dystopian hellscape is this from?

We are nowhere near the point where the growth starts to slow down. There are no brakes on this train

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WHEN THE FUCK WILL THEY START TAKING THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY!? FUCKING CLOSE DOWN EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW YOU USELESS SACK OF FUCKING IMBECILE SHIT GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL FUCKS!

We brought this upon ourselves
Globalism destroying the natural order
In labs, pretending to be Gods
Consuming everything without care for life
Selfishness before community
Rampant and celebrated sociopaths and narcissists
Love for wealth more than charity
Sexual deviancy destroying the family
And no mass movement to stop it
This is the Flood, as it happened before

I can't find any toilet paper and I'm starting to panic

I always knew Walmart would be the fucking end of us.

>stocks are crashing too hard so he keeps to look at SOME rising numbers

lel

it's going to rip through the Favelas

So how much longer till we hit some combination of Mad Max/Resident Evil tier happening?

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>4 cases in bum fuck Kentucky
>one worked at shartmart

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Carnival was fucking lit though

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thank you based russkie

HOOOO LEEEE FUCK

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If I see correctly you don't have this one

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my family fucked me over. they didn't take any of my directions, or take any of the stuff I've said seriously. my parents just went to a huge concert. my sister is going on a cruise at the end of the month.
Whoever finds my stash, just don't let anyone get close. They'll only screw you over.

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Based and redpilled.

Thanks for the info, user.

Welp, shitstorm there soon

lack of cute corona-chans in this one

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>*ringring* *ringring*

>"Hello?"

>"Bill. The plan was a success. The virus in every home. Every office. Every school. Every government organisations. Just say the word, and we shall proceed to Stage Two."

>"What about the The White House?"

>"Covered as ordered."

>"And Trump?"

>"Completely compromised sir. Operation MAGA was an absolute success. And the Impeachment trial plan was a stroke of genius sir. A stroke of genius!"

>"Excellent. I believe it is time for Stage Two."

>"You don't mean..."

>"Yes. It's time. Activate the virus."

*click*

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Imagine growing up seeing all the people surrounding being blind to the modt simplest of truths.

Imagine that kinda attitude being taken so far that they'll ignore a bloody plague like virus.
Not even with the mininum of concern like
>"Guess I should wash hands more often and avoid public places, haha".

But the other suicidal lack of self-presevation that seems to be what defined the last 70years of life on Earth that goes like

>"A virus that had no known vaccine or treatment that just led to one of the largest economy on earth quarantening 10million people? GUESS I AM GOING TRAVELLING. GUESS I WILL GO HUG A STRANGER. GUESS I WILL SUCK OFF SOME DOORKNOB

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Even with how slow the death rate is rising, how come you people STILL think Sars-cov2 is soo much worse than Influenza??!??

I almost get the feeling you all crave that this virus will destabilize society. Has current civilization hurt you this much for you wishing it to burn and crumble?

If so, you need to seek professional help fast.

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Shh, its in the secret top right folder

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GET IN HERE BROS....

where do i sign up to make some stock market money
which trade do i make?

Paris, France.

>where Italy shuts down the entire northern half of the country
>still let's people freely circulate in and out of the region
They didn't shut down anything nigger