So, Corona Chan is running rampant and we are all thinking about what happens if we can’t stop this thing. Isolation might be the only answer.
This is a fun game to help consider what things matter when you’re cut off from society. All rules in the pic. May the best man win!
Computer and video games 10 pts
18 year old girl 18 pts
Microwave with meals 2 pts
Come at me
All those microwave meals without toilet paper might get messy, not to mention your lady friends monthly routine of bleeding all over the place. Might be worth the five million to upgrade to the fast food package and pick up the hygiene set.
Full kitchen, 18 year old, library, skylight
Gun
HD Camera
Barry Bonds
I genuinely think you'd come out of that so mentally fucked up it wouldnt be worth the money
Correct answer
>meme flag
I don’t wanna play.
Yeah, it wouldn’t be a cake walk. Kinda like a Count of Monte Cristo scenario, but with an Amazon shopping spree.
I fly the meme flag proudly, but I’m not hiding anything.
based answer leaf Ill give that to u
How do you spend your first two years?
HD camera, Barry Bonds, 18 Year Old Girl
I think alot of people are forgetting how important it is for your mental health it hear the news is and be somewhat connected with the outside world
What would be the point of reducing your payout to $0?
With that said I would take:
Skylight 2 points
18 year old 18 points
Music 4 points
Books 4 points
Tobacco 4 points
Garden 2 points
34 points spent and I get $5 million
>Kitchen
>TV
>Skylight
>Movies
>Gym
>Hygiene [35 point buy]
>Doctor
>Radio if I cant get music channels, else train set [35 point buy]
Kitchen, TV, workout room, hygeine, booze, model train, pool table, gun
True that. People have a hard enough time dealing with our short cold days during the winter, hard to imagine what 10 years without sunlight would be like.
You don’t want to pick up the gun with your spare point?
You guys are idiots
>18 bangmaid
>Drugs
>Chef cooking
>Gym
>Books
>mayo Doctor
Last point... Pool table
This is PARADISE, why the fuck would you ever want to leave? The 10M at the end wouldn't make any difference if you spent those ten years building yourself into a god. Speak 10 languages... shit this is amazing.
I guess I may as well.
This guy gets it.
Five points over bru. Having to choose between the drugs or the library is almost an existential dilemma.
That's why I think you need the 18 year old, Internet or doctor so you can have at least some social interaction.
FUCK!...There is zero chance I would drop the drugs or books. I would swap to a gourmet kitchen from the michelin chef, downgrade to a curry doctor and dump the pool table since I don't even like pool lol
I don't care too much about the specifics. I just want the girl and my cigarettes.
Kitchen (6)
Gym (5)
18-year-old (18)
Workshop (6)
=35
Skylight
18 year old
Garden
Cell phone
Kitchen
Library
Based. You can always have your bangmaid become a Cheff.
Never understood the mega appeal ciggies have to people, are you unable to get any real drugs? Whats the deal?
Jesus.
I found it super funny how you clearly state that the bangmaid will have sex with you... like she had any "choice" about it the second she enters the basement...
>Every non-ginger dies because they don't produce their own vit D
saved from years ago
stock market 6
kitchen 6
garden2
stock market 7
hygiene 2
liberary 4
skylight 2
doing this you would probably actually improve your life instead of wasting time shitposting on the internet
Can I buy more years?
>all drugs
>medical care
Thats not going to be an issue at all.
Yeah, I didn’t make this image, and I also find that a rather odd inclusion.
It absolutely REEKS of autism, I have no doubt a NEET made this whole thought experiment.
To be honest, I think the doctor should be included for free.
I would like to buy two Barry Bonds, please.
forgot the gun too.
The doctor and the gun should be included free.
That’s the internet for ya. Kinda fun though. I don’t often take the time to consider what life would be like locked in a modern library of Alexandria with a thot and a bunch of drugs. Shit could get weird.
Fucking communist
normalfags have ruined this site. RUINED IT!
>dump the pool table since I don't even like pool
Functioning microwave
18 year old
Hd camera
Drugs
since I couldn't stay forever. I got rid of the 18 year old breeding sow to free up more points. I'm a genius. probably the smartest on the boards. this is the list
skylight 2
Barry Bonds 7
pool table 1
library 4
kitchen 6
drugs 5
workout room 5
garden 2
booze 5
hygiene jacuzzi 3
This is kind of Yas Forums tier. Come on guys were better than this.
Corgot the indian doctor
I find it really messes with me as I get older. Skylight would honestly be my #1 choice.
Nobody seems to be considering the possibility that the 18bangmaid might get pregnant...
Use the box to wipe with, faggot
your local genius did.
>unironically acting like a literal niggerfaggot
With decent amenities, hell yeah I would. What difference is there between wageslaving for those 10 years, or not being able to go anywhere?
>too scared to bare your soul.
do it.
Yeah, why are you guys doing that?
Kitchen - you need to eat, and it gives you something to do
Workshop - you can make your own gym, plus other cool stuff to keep you occupied
Cell phone - the cheapest "social interaction" you can get, it allows you to keep a connection to the outside world too. You can call your friend, family, a therapist, a doctor, an author, have phone sex
garden - this is free sunlight plus hobby, and it gives the illusion of going outside
library - major time sink and it enhances your cooking, gardening, and workshop
unlimited drugs - so that you can let loose
surround sound - a luxury for the remaining 4pts
This pic really needs a "hot milf who will do all the cooking on your behalf and indulge in a kink of your choice twice a week" option for 14 points.
that should be more like her age in points
Do you have any idea how rare hot milfs actually are?
I feel like I should be concerned about what you plan to do with Barry Bonds...
I bought a gym with a batting cage and unlimited steroids.
We're going to hit DINGERS and then play billiards.
Gym
Kitchen
Girl
Books
Doctor
I'm getting out of there jacked and erudite with my well-read hottie waifu and in perfect health with great eating habits, 5 mil in my pocket.
>internet but cant trade stonks
No thank you
Depends how picky you are, but for the sake of being fair they'll be about as hot as some amateur porn MILF, and not serve entirely as a sex machine like the 18-year-old option.
Full kitchen-6
Internet-22
Desktop-28
Skylight-30
Workout room-35
Garden-37
Hygienic products-40
- 18 yo girl 18 pt
- gym 5 pt
- medical care 3pt
- microwavable meals 2 pt
- garden 2pt
- satellite radio
Bro you wasted your points on internet and computer. You aren't living any differently for those 10 years than you do right now.
except you don't have to wageslave...
Just some constructive criticism for a bro who also gave up they payout.
Take garden with greenhouse instead of skylight. No way to have a greenhouse without sunlight so you get a free garden
>18 year old
>TV
>kitchen
>hygiene products, jacuzzi
>pool table
give me my $5 million dollars please.
Getting her pregnant could be part of the plan. If you took the girl, the doc, the nice kitchen, and the library, could be like getting paid 10 mill to go to grad school and start a family.
how will you use the computer without internet
Full kitchen - best option. Goodbye meal fatigue. Also unlimited ingredients means brew your own alcohol. (6/30)
Library - for 4 fucking points you get the entirety of published human knowledge. You are a subhuman troglodyte if you do not pick this. (10/30)
Garden with greenhouse - EZ choice that costs almost nothing at 2 points and should actually cost 5x the points. Unlimited sunlight and fresh air. Garden as a hobby. Grow your own weed, opium, peyote, coca, caapi, and tobacco. (12/30)
>Fuck it, halve it and give me 5mil. (12/35)
18-y-o qt - duh. This is why we're here, user. Start a beautiful family with strong values, unmatched book-learnedness and culinary ability, and an appreciation for nature, balance, and your land.(30/35)
>End game
Hygiene products and jacuzzi tub - at 3 points, this seems like a trap, but tell me user. When was the last time you were okay with being out of toilet paper? (33/35)
Skylight - Trick out the main basement area some more. Able to wake up naturally without having to sleep in the garden. (35/35)
>Alternatively
Model train set - but not for the autism, you get a warehouse sized room. That's a lot of room for activities. (Nvm this is still an autistic choice)
Fun game thanks OP