/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1762

► Detected: 109,723 ► Died: 3,802

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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Italy to prioritize those most likely to survive
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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>RESEARCH
Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Resistant to antivirals
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Bodies must be cremated
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Rapidly mutating
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>REMINDER
Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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China figures likely simulated
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>LATEST CASES
21:35: 3 new cases in Argentina.
21:33: 1 new death in England, United Kingdom.
21:19: 2 new cases in Maryland, United States.
21:09: 15 new cases in Massachusetts, United States.
21:08: 5 new cases in Contra Costa County, California, United States.
21:03: 18 new cases and 2 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
20:30: 14 new cases in Israel.

>MORE
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Threadly reminder, unless you have gold & silver you're going to exit the collapse into poverty

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,703 (3,098) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,313 (50) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 484 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 49 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 20 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 14 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 11 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 C. Rica 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

so whos the first celebrity that gets it ;D

Nothingburger... wake me up when they quarantine a major us city, until then fuck off with this bullshit.

Post one, get one for free

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da wae

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Ellen Degeneres

Just got back from the shop lads
At first it seemed nothing had changed since I last left the house, but then I saw 3 ambulances and a TV van. None had lights on and my town does not have ambulances/a hospital. Think I'm fucked ay.

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/cvg/ btfo

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GODSPEED BLESSED PREP BOOMER

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Rate my PrEP

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +52 (+28) Italy +1,492 (+133) S. Korea +272 (+2) Iran +743 (+49) France +177 (+3) Spain +118 (+7) UK +64 (+1) Japan +41 (+1) Switzerland +69 (+1) Netherlands +77 (+2) H. Kong +7 (+1) Iraq +6 (+2) Egypt +1 (+1) Germany +240 USA +49 Sweden +42 Belgium +31 Norway +19 Singapore +12 Austria +23 Malaysia +6 Australia +6 Greece +7 Canada +4 Kuwait +3 Iceland +5 India +6 S. Marino +10 Denmark +8 Lebanon +4 Czechia +5 Portugal +9 Vietnam +10 Finland +5 Ireland +2 Algeria +1 Brazil +1 Russia +3 Slovenia +4 Argentina +3 Qatar +3 Romania +2 S. Arabia +4 Philippines +4 Chile +1 Poland +5 Mexico +1 Pakistan +1 Hungary +2 Indonesia +2 Dom. Rep. +3 Luxembourg +1 C. Rica +4 Slovakia +2 Bulgaria +2 Latvia +2 Bangladesh +3 S. Africa +1 Tunisia +1 Total +3,674 (+230)

it's painful to see your retardation displayed in every thread

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Joe Biden.

SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.

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800 POINT DROP IN 1 MINUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/dow.php

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Daily reminder to delete and burn your CP at minor sign of illness.

The government will have it all confiscated

Guys I'm staying in South Carolina and flying home this week. Am I safe?

No one here has that kind of money.

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Still no one dead in Germany. (though one died in Egypt)
Another reason for this is that there is not a single big cluster, but multiple ones, therefore the hospitals don't have big peaks. The disease is actually easy too handle, except you got too many cases.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOW FUTURES DOWN 900 POINTS

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Based boomer Bill

My train today

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someone shoot him he does not deserve to die from Corona-chan

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When is jew york shutting down the subway?

Has anybody saved the thread from late 2019 where some user claimed to have knowledge about a possible bioweapon outbreak and coverup of a new virus in central China with around 50.000 dead earlier in 2019?
It seemed very LARPish back then, but I know that screenshots of this tread exist. I have seen them being posted here.

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>silver
Hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>Memphis now has the coronavirus
its been nice knowing you lads

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Damn this boomer is scared

We brought this upon ourselves
Globalism destroying the natural order
In labs, pretending to be Gods
Consuming everything without care for life
Selfishness before community
Rampant and celebrated sociopaths and narcissists
Love for wealth more than charity
Sexual deviancy destroying the family
And no mass movement to stop it
This is the Flood, as it happened before

are these tranny meds?

Would you give up your bussy for a successful vaccine that's designed specifically for you?

wtf is that?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He'll probably be the sort to get cocky when shit hits the fan and roam about until raiders get him.

FUTURES FUCKING PLUMMETING
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LMAO holy fuck

>USA starts testing
>maybe not chimpouts will destroy us all
I love you asuka...

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No.
All airports are infection zones now unless you travel in full grade A Hazmat gear your fucked

Does anybody know if the there are more of these?

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It all keeps tumbling down...

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The goalposts shift daily now.

>3k people in two months
>240k this year alone

Don't fucking fly here faggot.

worse, aids.

Please may Allah infect this retard already

>living in Memephis

Where's Jim's stream?

France update: gathering of more than 1000 people are forbidden

Tomorrow morning should be fun.

>he doesn't know that the future is a toilet paper based economy

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Do we have any other cases with indications of viral meningitis caused by SARS-CoV-2?
I already suspected that it can infect the CNS, but the case with the young Japanese male in his 20s, was the first case to be brought up in the news, and firmly supports this claim.
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Reminder that the only reason you hear “buy gold” constantly is to artificially keep it’s value afloat with new buyers.

Coronavirus, Milanese crowd the canals: "THEY CAN'T FORCE US TO STAY AT HOME"
>Despite the advice to stay at home, the Milanese have not given up going out on the Navigli

ansa.it/sito/videogallery/italia/2020/03/07/coronavirus-i-milanesi-affollano-i-navigli-non-possono-impedirci-di-stare-a-casa_84a4751a-55c7-4af9-8774-8ec8f3ef5fe7.html

Just watch the fucking video. All the people are saying "it's a nothingburger"
I'm ashamed to be italian.

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>livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/dow.php

Dow futures crash confirmed. cnbc.com/2020/03/08/dow-futures-drop-700-points-as-all-out-oil-price-war-adds-to-coronavirus-stress.html

Dow futures are going down to goblin town.

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Pretty sure that there is a 20k one out there

That's pretty sad mate

This is good news for most of us

Based Saudis not giving a fuuuuck

ZERO NON GERIATRIC DEATHS!!!!

ONLY THREE DIED WERE 80+ WITH COMRIBIDITIES!!!!!!!!!!!


NL IS SO FUCKING BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is Jim dead? It's been more than 1 week since last jimstream

Your denial of reality is infinitely more amusing
Then make sure you exit the collapse with a stash of gold & silver.

>flying home
Why are you so fucking retarded?

Based, I love cheap gas.

The Dow Jones Futures. This is completely unprecedented in financial history.

>-1,000

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I am ready.

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>Petrol going down to 1$

based

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY AM I NOT GETTING THE TEXT THAT UNI IS CLOSING. FUCK THIS SHITTY REACTIVE BULLSHIT JUST SHUT IT DOWN NOW

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why are futures opening so early? i don't remember them starting at 3pm on a sunday. wow.

Try 0 Deaths at all

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Imagine that telling lies to your population has consequences. They believe the propaganda

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DOW JONES IMPLODING
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Saudi is pumping, this is something that probably helps most economies

>it's magic
no, it's math

M a l e NURSE

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Shh. No tears you filthy pastafag.

Thanks for kickstarting the virus in Europe.

Pls infect me already

Anons......
There's a reason why there isn't much footage or pictures of the dead or suffering before death. It's worse than you think. normies would burn down cities overnight if they knew.

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Math is hard for boomerd. That’s why they owe Jews 2-5x their net worth

corona got him

Russia is fucked!

>livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/dow.php

CHUCKED!,,,,inthebin!

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>Corona virus becomes the Wolf of Wallstreet

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Holy Mother of God.

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ALL BEARS! REPORT IN!
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My emergency food pack should arrive tomorrow, feeling comfy, probably should start stockpiling water as well. God I am hoping for a quarantine so much.

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Maybe. Are you flying yourself in your own aircraft? If not, no. Stay where you are you fucking disease magnet.

Thread theme

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All the unemployed oil workers isnt going to be good for the economy.

NOOOOO WHAT ABOUT MY FAKE MONEY WHAT ABOUT MY USURY

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>Me and my gf just watched the movies today.
>Some dumb fuck kept coughing non-stop.
>only 5-10 of us in the theater
>aircon was centralized and circulated.
And this cough wasn't just an ordinary cough. It was more like a dry hard cough that was synptomatic of pneumonia. Doesn't help that I have bronchitis. How fucked am I?

Despite the government insistence that there's no widespread epidemic here, can't deny that it's already taken root.

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Pope already

FUCK YEAH. Anons, its time to buy 55 gallon drums and fill up with gas. resell for big bucks in the apocalypse

>Saudi is pumping
For who? Their biggest client is gone

>beer beer beer
Nope. 1/10

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I've got a respectable stash, too. Are you able to stay home, though?

Job won't let me WFH yet. Stashes won't help if we're forced to go out and get sick.

Dow top 30 after hours trading. Dow futures just opened and, well, there you go. Case of the Mondays.

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Is that Irish fuck Jim streaming tonight or not, where the fuck is he?

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Alright now, pay attention to the corona rhyme Houdini P
Keepin you niggaz in perspective
Mopp, representative, call me the specialist
Professional, prepper at this prep science
Up in the labratory, here's why your small prep bore me
Store bought prep ain't shit, my category
Is that of an insane man strike back (what?)
I draw first blood, it's over with, and that's that
You wanna square off, forsake and slice that cat
You get splashed, from back of your head, to ass crack
Surgical masks to the end, with iron map
Which bring, apocalypse to this game called rap

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I heard of encephalitis in China

This happens in the milder Coronaviruses that cause colds, especially in the immunocompromised, and since Corona is far more virulent, we should expect to see it more

>Don't you get it? The virus WANTS you to stay home!

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A BBC reporter just drove to the edge of the Italian 'quarantine' zone and found no police/barrriers or even signs telling people not to enter or exit.

He turned around before crossing over but there were other cars passing through the border

Why are meds/mutts that weak?

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BUY/STEAL RARE METALS
PALLADIUM ETC

also prepare yourself for cannibalism

>charity
charity fed Africa from 300 million to 1.4 billion in just 4 decades. Congrats.

Probably at around 2am for us

Yeah, but on second check I already have it. I have a lot since I've been in these threads every day since late January, just missing a few here and there.

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>>cope.

true ZERO death master race reporting in.

it will infect you

>s&p 500 vix
>+14.88%
What did jews mean by this?

Beautiful.

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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my bat shop. I work here with my business partner, Xi Jinping, and my daughter, Corona Chan.
One thing I've learned after 21 years in the business: This little faggot virus Will cause pandemic.

Fuck off copefag

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Can you upload it somewhere?

One of my siblings suppliers is selling simple surgical masks, not N95 though. Should we buy $1000 of them to resell? I mean, that thing is better than no mask at all right?

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post your biz wojaks

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whos going to count the gas?

woke
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I don't care.

Reminder: Hoard toilet paper! You don't want to be poor in the post-corona economy.

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