/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1761

>over 500 cases in the US already

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What are you gonna do once you run out of your prep?
What exactly are you clinging on for?

>Normies are going to turn on the preppers who were telling them things were bad
How does it make you feel knowing that if you tried to help people they are going to turn on you and attempt to steal your shit using justifications like this?

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twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1236764655554637826?s=20

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LA MARATHON WAS TODAY
CALI COLLAPSE INCOMING
twitter.com/CHPCentralLA/status/1236669953593372673
twitter.com/CHPCentralLA/status/1236669953593372673

TOUNGE THE ANUS

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How are people catching this if they are self-quarantined already?
>cali man got it but didn't travel or go out
It has to be:
>caught by blood/mosquito bite
>was infected by someone deliberately and undercover
>mail
>products from china
makes you think

Rate my PrEP boys

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That won’t matter when her ass is on my face

You're all a bunch of retards. Nothing will happen. The media is hyping this to make Trump look bad.

about time

What a shit coronachan.

It all comes tumbling down

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my time travel machine i'm working on, gonna go back in time and warn the people here

Chad Dengue virus gets to 390 MILLION people worldwide every year,
It features ADE and a 5-20% death rate.

>110,000 in 3 months from COVID19
>390,000,000 from dengue in only 4x that time

Realistically this is a nothing and just looking into other viruses would reveal that to you so fast.

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You mean from 10 to 11

LA is FINISHED
youtube.com/watch?v=2MRrlIpQ-Hk

Going to uni by bus and subway tomorrow, pray for me lads

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all part of the plan
americans are so blind and stubborn they will go
>JUST A FLU BRO

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Corona Chan stop

Is that all you think about you filthy COOMER

Do they offer six week subscriptions?

Don't think I will be needing an entire year.

*yawn*

no way there are only 12 infected here, people are just too afraid to go to the hospital and get check'd and shrek'd

Threadly reminder that spring break is within two weeks away. Most Amerifat consoomers are not gonna wanna cancel their dumbass plans to Disney world, theme parks, concerts, resorts, etc.

>how?
"self-quaranting" doesn't work because you are still able to interact with others. Even if it's just one person, it can turn into hundreds, thousands of cases within a week

And that's with Trump's policy of not testing anyone.

Has anybody saved the thread from late 2019 where some user claimed to have knowledge about a possible bioweapon oubreak and coverup of a new virus in central China with around 50.000 dead earlier in 2019?

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youtube.com/watch?v=fGgeixaZ5EQ
cowards escaping from Milano by train yesterday after the quarantine was announced.

HUMANITY IS GETTING WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE

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Disinfect your Hands & personal items
(Wash your Penis)

Put Your Mask (and clean your room) bucko.

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>NEWS
>US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
4.8 Million is nothing. Also this is an estimate by a single random doctor, not "US", and who cares?
>15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
Link to the original paper. They are economists and do little to estimate the death rate. They ASSUME a best case scenario of 15 Million dead, which is ten times higher than the average estimates I have seen.
>Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
A vague statement by one doctor, who said a 46 year old was "young".

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based arizonans buying up supplies so (((they))) don't get anything

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Spaghettis we will miss you.

gib

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>Over the course of its 33-year history, the LA Marathon has become one of the largest marathons in the country with more than 25,000 participants, thousands of volunteers and hundreds of thousands of spectators.
>A Los Angeles County resident who recently returned from a conference in Washington, D.C., became the 14th case of coronavirus in the county, officials said Saturday, March 7.

>not a single mask
Oh no no no

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Fuck off

thanks for the comic relief lol

Wait, wait. California held a marathon? I always knew Cali had its own special kind of brain damage, but this is on a whole new level of retarded.

I'd still let her infect me.

Eat kangaroos
Already have enough water for forever

Checked
There is no stoping the death goddess

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Trips of truth confirm

It's just a flu. Why don't you create a general about the flu?

Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,313 (50)

How does italy has 7 times the death rate of SK ?

I love this boomer. His STAWKS going down is driving him fucking insane and he can't handle it.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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The decision to allow this to happen will go down in a future textbook as one of the worst decisions ever made in relation to COVID-19. Truly can't believe it.

US at 556 cases
>coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en
Way better than BNO

anyone who announces their PhD like that is a moron and can be completely disregarded.

Will this guy getting infected mark peak NCoV?

You mean from a 6 to a 5.

Just think of the cave allegory by Plato, the cave dude tried to tell other cave dudes about the otaide world but it made them angry, they wanted to kill him because of it

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kurdy, why so much drinks and almost no food that can be stored long term?

lel
BoomerBill is peaking

how do i prep

kek

I'm just getting started. Tonight I will order another 400kg of prep. Then you boys will really rate my prep.

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deaths only up 6% today

nothing burger

Kill off the boomers already Coronachan

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Time to get rounded up by the gov into a shelter, Fallout style.

OH YES YES YES

So I guess third worlders are going to get to laugh at us now

Let's pray to KEK and see if it helps

>33rd LA Marathon

god damn it

I boarded a bus that i forgot goes from berlin. Faggot polish gastarbeiters were coughing. Im gonna be one of the first in poland prolly gave it to my parents already. Getting first symptoms now

The cope when a Polark couldn't get in to the UK an isn't getting some comfy universal credit gibs.

that wont work... already tried it.

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>gonna go back in time and warn the people here
How far back? I've been warning people for two months without much of a result outside close circles

Boring

What ass?

I hope this boomerfaggot dies of corona but he's probably in a bunker somewhere

L 0O 0LO 0LO LO00 OL0OLLLOLOOL

0 NON-GERIATRIC DEATHS IN THE NETHERLANDS
>0 NON-GERIATRIC DEATHS IN THE NETHERLANDS

Italy has the L Strain of the virus. That's probably why

MAPLE-CHAN SAVE US!

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Sharpie in pooper

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If it's a nothing burger why are countries literally shutting down entire areas?

Where is the recent Maryland case from?

omfg Netherlands moved up to 11th place so fast.. i'm scared TwT

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Idiots, if this shit goes to the south they're all dead

>man has beard
don't trust it.

You'll waste effort when everyone just says "take your meds schizo."

We did it Reddit!

I've been to the future, and not all of you were there.

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Because it's not a nothingburger

Only 40k deaths/year
5-20% fatality my ass

Buy non-perishable food like tuna, sardines, flower, rice, peanut butter, etc... + sanitary stuff like 70% alcohol solution

>Dutch immunity fag is back with new goal post
Are you coofing yet Henk?

You think that’s a clever post, but a smaller ass would only mean I could shove my tongue deeper into her pussy

You hit the nail on the head, that's the only reason he's pissed.

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What ever happened to that one guy from the Netherlands that kept spamming nothingburger posts and how his country was immune? He was such a fucking cunt I really hope he is shitting himself right now.

In Italy they check people with respiratory failure or a few important people (doctors, magistrates, politicians), in Korea they check healthy members of the cult church.

I went food shopping today in the town center. I saw five ambulances, shit tons of old fucks running around with toilet paper like it's gold they just stole and a Asian dude who blacked out or died in the middle of town.
It's gonna be a great year.

what's wrong with you painting over the bat cock

Go to HIV clinic and get protease inhibitors. About 1000zl for a months supply of Truvada, Duranavir and Ritonavir. Do it tomorrow and watch your BP. Megadose Vit C and clean surfaces non-stop.

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>dawn of the final day

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"boohoo you should share the stuff you had the foresight to stock up on"

Dont worry friend, that future is easily retconned, explained as the Master playing a trick.

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The average age of the dead is 81 yo

Let's say we have a certain subset of population that fucked themselves up with hormone bombardment and post-op medications.
Let's say these debilitated bodies get some love from Corona-chan.

Is this pandemic the solution to the tranny menace and every STD-tier bad choice mitigated by the modern world?

>“Our experience with this so far has shown that the virus is volatile and unpredictable. We’ve had patients who, within an hour’s time, show no symptoms to going to acute symptoms and being transferred to the hospital. And we’ve had patients die relatively quickly under those circumstances…We know very little about how fast this may act.”
>bellevuereporter.com/news/life-care-center-of-kirkland-breaks-silence-at-saturday-press-conference/?amp&__twitter_impression=true
L-strain is fucking horrifying

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Small Town pop 5k OZ,
100kms from major city.
Go outside for smoke this morning.
Overhear neighbor talking.
"Coronavirus hotline...blah, blah...so I called it and..."
Couldn't hear rest.
Fuck.

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Time travel is easy if you think about just live in the now, learn from the past to form the future as you see fit, since we are the gods of time, knowing, learning, creating the world

Italy likely has many more mild cases that are not being tested.
Also Japan and Korea have more hospital beds per capita than anywhere in the world .
Along with more ventalators and general PPE.
They are equipped to fight this shit they have been planning since SARS , the pasta niggers have nothing.
Even China is donating masks.

This goes for all Western society , we simply do not think it is culturally acceptable to wear masks.

We don't stand a fucking chance.

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Are you retarded? Wait, don't answer.

Think he's back

There is no ass, Brie Larson. Get your eyes checked.

I find it really weird you can buy self-defence hollowpoint handgun ammo in Canada, despite handguns being explicitly for target shooting only by law.

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>Take 2 months to get to 100k
>Take a day to increase that by 10%
Wew lads

>a Asian dude who blacked out or died in the middle of town.

Oh shit, are you hazmat'd up? It's everywhere then in your town

Stop asking questions and head to work using mass transit, goyim. Mr Shekelstein needs you to make him some extra money so he can pay his flight to the elite private island.

Makes no sense

Is this even real? Just a literal who twitter of footage that could be anything.

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>5-20% death rate.

disgusting, clean your place and store your food orderly

Imagine surviving the Blitz only to die because some chink decided he wanted to eat something with fangs

Oh Bill

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Harford County

The others were in Montgomery County. Both a 30 minute drive from DC.

t. marylander

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