NASA Stereo has captured a huge wheel type vehicle enter the System - 2/29/20

It looks bigger than the Earth and when it moves into the frame it has some sort of shield blocking the sun.

stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov/browse/2020/03/05/ahead/hi2/1024/thumbnail.shtml

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0SQFhJ7umFo&feature=emb_title

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Some user here posted a much better webm of it than that video.

Second probe deployed after Oumuamua. Maybe this one is manned.

yea requesting that please

Literally dust on the lens

Nothing burger

Something like that, we been in space like a mofo for a hot minute nigga

>please

Oh shit I didn’t think of that.

It's a space nigger flying towards us

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>Nasa
Fake and gay

here you go

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trying to wrap my head around what sort of viewpoint this is in and why the planets seem to be zooming around so fast

It's a timelapse of what is essentially interplanetary radar.

If it’s bigger than Earth and getting that close when will someone will a good telescope start to see a big ball of light moving by Mars at night?

just get here already aliums

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MT GOD, A PLANET EXPLODED AND NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?

just a space baloon

It’s just another satellite that’s closer to the NASA stereo than earth is.

But in all seriousness, that looks like the football thing NASA came up with for warpdrive travel, and after it goes a distance, it seems to disappear like it warped.
That's just my speculation though.

Cool space battle. Those alien niggers got toasted.

so this object judging by its size is bigger than a planet?

swamp gas.....I'm getting sleepy

The earth is flat and extraterrestrial life is a scam.

It's a huge cosmic nothingburger

Care to explain to somebody who has not much knowledge of spacy stuff. Why are the planets moving firward and back? The background is the sun right?

BUMP

YOu can see it came in used that field to brake then shoot back out.

It's clear they put on the bakes.

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Get the rope light vittu.

did something shoot out of the rectangle?

Unicron hungers.

Okay somebody label this shit I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at
We need a fucking compass rose and legend on this
What is what, what direction is this looking in

>But in all seriousness, that looks like the football thing NASA came up with for warpdrive travel, and after it goes a distance, it seems to disappear like it warped.

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Where’s my wallet? Should we all be going to store to stock up on supplies now? Yawn. I’m getting a bit tired too.

It's a visual glitch, damage to the lens, or part of the satellite itself reflecting the planet as it crosses near, notice how before it gets to the rectangle it briefly flashes, like it's reflecting light of the object.
My money is on physical damage to the lens, not uncommon in space.

Space nigga btfo he got rekt

I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at here but the shape of that object is bizarre

>did something shoot out of the rectangle?
Just a massive gravity field.

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Just because they have similar stereo angles does not mean they are the same size, they could be vastly different distances away
Same reason the sun and the moon have similar visual size but are actually vastly different in size

Space craft wanted to be leeeeeeeeroy but got btfo

Meant for:

Case closed. This is 100% accurate. Mods, can you close this thread now?

>bigger than a planet?
Not necessarily. It appears to be a rotating body, with at least 4 satellites. There are some planets that would fulfill those facts.
bottom left corner it says "serella HI2" or something, with a time stamp. The answers are out there, you only have to look for them.

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Based. Hurry up and wipe us out mr ayy lmao.

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That was about the planet moving and looking like it exploded I was talking about, the circle with cross is still unknown.
Why you in a hurry to say case closed?
Rhetorical.

IT'S UNICRON

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It’s clearly a space station. Mods?

404 incoming

I will offer him my spark and become GALVANON!

can someone give a scale if this thing were real?

If this came to Earth what would it look like in the sky?

Can any user say what it is other than an alien spaceship?

it would be extremely painful

It's the nazis who escaped earth fighting space niggers. The race war has been raging on since before we were born, it's a galactic battle between the greatest races.

For you. Yeah yeah I get it. But would it take up the whole sky?

Ok wtf. Could this possibly be?

Sad news - this alien came in contact with a pack of dindus and is now dead - the vehicle is drifting around lifeless now

we're on a big planet

myziam

If it's an explosion large enough itll seem like flashes or lens flare. This is warfare you're seeing

holy shit

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wow more esoteric space kike bullshit.

Oh, and the perspective is all wrong for the sun too. If the objects we can see revolving it were planets, we would be viewing the sun from further out in the solar system than mars to be able to get 4 planets in the frame like they are. Also the inner planets probably wouldn't be visible, they would be too small from the reference point....
Judging from how the satellites seem to have a light and dark side with light originating from the left, the number of satellites visible, and the size of the object in the back, I am going to guess jupiter, or some other large planet with many moons.

It could be anything from 10 meters squared to the size of a sun, we need more information then just this.

Depends on the size
Don't know you could, with only one perspective there is no parallax, so we cannot find the distance that way. We have no idea what the size is as that is what we are trying to find, so we cannot use an arc length relation.

The rod and the ring will strike

>yfw these niggas blasted someone with a discharge from alcubierre-type warp drive

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Emotional stimulus like entertainment overriding reason is common among conspiracy theorists, and is why there's so many fucking flat earthers.

yeah, I guess everybody is too lazy to open the NASA webpage thst has the disclaimer

>PLASTIC suffered a high voltage anomaly on December 5. The instrument is in the process of being recovered to full operating mode, which is expected to take several days. Until this process is completed, PLASTIC data should be considered as untrustworthy

That's why this is a nothing burger, it would be RIDICULOUSLY visible at that size and distance even to amateur astronomers.

YAAAAAAAAY IT'S THE ALIENS COMING TO SAVE US FROM CORONACHAN!!!!

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...

It put up the shields, or as Mr. Sulu called them in an early episode, the "screens", to protect from EM radiation.

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Wheel in the Sky keeps on turnin

*palms gently glide across one another*

4U

>yfw NASA glowniggers render a vague ambiguous mp4 blob and it somehow means something that matters

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You're fake and gay faggot. Go jump back on papa bear's dick and fuck off. Cant stand Owen's little cult

This is what I saw too

memeflaggot mad
make way guys
this faggot needs to make room for another blacked thread

bump

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So how come the last 50 times a NASA satellite saw something weird it wasn't aliums?

Nasa is FULL OF SHIT

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Yes, now everyone can leave this thread

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Fuck off.

Swamp gas.

>Inb4 exterminatus hit wrong planet and Angry Marines land on this planet to finish the job manually.
This planet is infected with all the telltale signs of Chaos.

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So it was a short - hundred bucks says a charged microparticle of ice/dust landed on a chip. Density of those objects is substantially lower in open space than near planets or moons, but a particle a few microns across can have thousands or tens of thousands of e worth of charge on them. If one of those lands on a CCD or an exposed piece of circuitry it can royally fuck stuff up. Particles that size in plasma processing chambers are basically device-killers.

shaddam looks like wojak

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The space ship is not a visual glitch

I sincerely hope that all of this is leading towards Christ's Second Coming because I am really tired of how twisted the world has become.

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Ding ding! Uncle is that you?

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Wheel in the sky, got it. I think Journey talked about this awhile back. May want to look at the lyrics of the song again

jeesus its just some ice crystals floating around nothing to see here

That would be NYMZA. :-)))))

Being a know it all faggot isn't helping your argument. Why dont you refute with something or shut the fuck up

they talking about THE wheel, the zodiac

No,it didn't.

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No he doesn't. Are you fucking blind? Who told you he looks like wojac. And fix your stupid country asshole

If its wheel shaped it can't be space niggers. They still wouldn't of invented it.

Ok so uh every now anda again there's been an anomaly that appears on the night time side of the earth. So our sun is the only body that releases ejecta and particles that bombard our planet on the day time side and this creates a bow shock effect, this effect has been observed on the night time side of the earth a few times and it's not small it literally blows our magnetosphere the other way. This suggests that there is another stellar body releasing ejecta some where behind us relative to the sun... Now this anomaly when i saw it the first time i thought was a simple glitch, but it keeps happening. i think it might happen again in the next 2 months

The wheel in the sky is an archetype that has been drawn in cultures with no connection. Its in paintings.This vehicle has been watching over us forever

at least my country hasn't had a nigger president

Instruments can show anomalies and artefacts. Not saying the images aren't cool, but instead of posting non sense, better to research how Stereo do work and what kind of problems it may have.

From the NASA page:
>PLASTIC suffered a high voltage anomaly on December 5. The instrument is in the process of being recovered to full operating mode, which is expected to take several days. Until this process is completed, PLASTIC data should be considered as untrustworthy.

So why would they show you a UFO and thentry to hide you from the truth with a shitty text comment? Let's try to be a little bit more critic than /x/

They did actually make it.

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Stereo A

Lol what? Does it bother you that it makes sense?

I did, I said you're having an emotional episode of "this is more entertaining so therefore that's what I think" and nothing to back up your claim of space boogaloo.
I'd be willing to believe if you demonstrated something to prove your side credible.
Lol, forgot about that, should've been thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=XrzVpvtsFf0

>December 5
>several days
hmm I think they should have fixed it by now

The mother ship

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Why not? Hiding in plain sight, and narrative says anyone who says anything else is a nut job.

>stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov/where.shtml
So are we looking at the composition of two different instruments astronomical distances apart? If so, doesn't this eliminate the possibility that a glitch in a single instrument would cause this effect? Genuinely curious, I have no idea what I'm looking at ..

ty also old fag here

generally i look down on namefagging but you should post more often

Btw, letting emotions dictate your view of reality rather than being objective is dysfunctional, objectively.
I'm no philosopher, but I sure agree with them on these matters.

I'm hoping that that planet just went out of focus or something ... because if it got fucking vaporised... WHAT THE EVER LOVING SHIIIIIII-

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HALF-nigger but touche. But you've been cucked by you're own women ands are probably too afraid to confront your Muslim invaders. You're limp dicked and docile.

What emotion? I read a line in a shit post, an observed a giant ring shaped object striking. This wheel or ring shaped object has show itself through artwork time and time again what emotion am I invoking?

Didn't even realize I still had that name to be honest. Oh well