/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1760

REMINDER

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>2 weeks
I believe he meant a day

When will the peak of the virus hit?

you'll get o much pussy

Reminder: Beggars and homeless will turn your subways into biohazard zones.

those are rookie numbers

>wake me up when they quarantine a major us city
It's coming soon, brother. Be patient.

>Quarantine a major us city
You have people chimping out when a cop shoots a thief. You can't quarantine without massive civil unrest

Oh hey, I found it. Maybe someone else posted this before recently. I mentioned it just the other day. And this is why the numbers in Italy are so high. JUST THE FLU, BRO. NOT A BIOWEAPON, I SWEAR. NOT PLANNED EITHER. TRUST ME, NIGGERS.

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Should we start thinning them out now then? As a precaution?

By tomorrow

I DONT KNOW HOW

>NYC will run up to 100 tests in the next two to three weeks: mayor

Friendly reminder that vaccines only work if you don't already have the disease.

>Danish health ministry has made it CLEAR that doctors are NOT allowed to test anyone without a travel history for ncov-19 virus
>This is also the case if they're dying of pneumonia

Looks like the elite are fuelling up their jets and keeping everything going until they take off

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3rd death in UK just reported on BBC.

You make a good point.

CAN I GET A DISCOUNT BECAUSE THEY TOUCHED THE FLOOR? C'MON

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Fuck no they won't, the people of the streets oft are the most survivable. *They* should be afraid of *us.*

Portugal is fucked.

There are 21 cases in Ireland now, and two in Cork that are community transmission. At what point should Cork lads lock down? Is it too late?

I want to wake up from this nightmare, bros.

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people around me (Ohio) seem to just be grabbing disinfecting wipes and doctors/sanding masks. still respirators. still TP. still water.

i can confirm a few people seem to be aware and act worried about this, but then seem to no longer care about it when it would interfere with them traveling. I suppose its only a matter of time before cases are confirmed, especially after the bodybuilding event just held in Columbus.

SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.

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Body temperature is slowly rising, 37.5°C degrees right now...

based

Lol

be careful not to get raped

Gilead has a smol molecule nucleotide analog that kills it. You bought didn't you? I told you on February 2.

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Shit tier.

snipping tool bro

>two to three weeks
100k maybe

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The Grand Princess cruise left in late February

Cruises are still operational

Why weren’t they all ordered to shut down months ago?

Stop eating chilli peppers, Juan.

The virus will do that for you. Just take care of yourself and wash your hands.

based Deschamps

I have a shelf full of it. Ginger and curcuma are apparently very good for the immune system.

organize you disgusting retard

Quarantines will kick off the race war!

you've seen nothing yet

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We aren't even in the first REM cycle yet

Full version. Required reading for /cvg/ newfags.

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>POLAND 11
yahahahaha close my uni schnella schnella

Corona-chan sure does love Italy,
but I hope she makes New York her next favorite place

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salt, pepper, tomato concentrate, garlic, chili

>You bought didn't you?
no

GIVE ME BACK MY BOG ROLL YOU BASTARDS.
I HAD TO WIPE MY ARSE ON MY DOGGO

>Start investing
In what?

When all the toilet paper runs out

You guys missed that the first kraut just died after spreading it in egypt (60y old boomer on vacation).

Anybody got the kung flu flghting link?

I want corona to eradicate Germany. No one else, only Germany. Imagine what a wonderful place the world would be without this shit hole

Can we start tot talk about the real issue that nobody is talking about: does this virus stay dormant in the body?

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>Other cities that are being quarantined across the world mean nothing at all
>Only when a US city is quarantined will it be 'something'
These kinds of posters make me ashamed to live in the US.

Boomers can't be bothered to care.

lmao this

Non Global-homo countries like Russia are fine....virus is fake and gay. Hypejob

Are Africans immune?

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guys come on can we agree on a classic wow server? Military quarantines are only 1 month away max, we need to agree

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here, faggot

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Italy has quarantined it’s 4 major cities, this is coming for everyone

Start stockpiling potatoes and Guinness immediately.

More dead burgers :(

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Just use a wallaby

I doubt it's dormant. It's just reinfection.

Fight the sin, not the sinner.

Nah, they just have no medical infistuctire. Like at all, so it isn't showing up

Raphtalia-chan? Damn, you're lucky.

No but you're a retard

Toilet paper industry

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you still have the headache?

How many goats in Iran have been infected by this? Your response to this question is the same as why there aren't any reports of infected Africans.

reminder you wipe your ass with your hand

It's always been whitemane

ofc, been a great couple weeks riding GILD/MRNA/INO/APT

It’s roaring through Africa but healthcare is nonexistent there and they’re already surrounded by constant death anyway so what is one more thing to worry about

You forgot to say, praise Allah (PBUH)

Coronavirus morphs into the Corona-chan gril of these threads and offers you the chance to spend the night with her, but in return you become infected. Do you accept?

>tfw i will not die from corona-chan
>tfw anxiety will get me first

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>west coast
Good
Same with NYC, nothing of value lost

>still 0 for Mongolia despite being in the thick of it

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i havent researched this at all, but someone was saying that historically, most major plagues have started in southeast asia, and italy was always the first in europe to be hit. if thats the case, it wouldnt take a genius to expect italy to get hit first this time around, too

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Portugal already has more than 30 cases

Were waiting for the first death.

Gilead sciences

Imagine paying attention to /cvg/ this whole time and not profiting from it

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The new Gary
>but not funny

>infistuctire
Really nigga?

Kronos is the only server for me, senpai.

problem is, they might be trolling on here but i unironically think a huge ammount of people here will see that as the line in the sand. then suddenly they will care.

Its easy to see people suffering off in the distance and occupy yourself with your smartphone and internet friends. It wont happen to me, why should i care?

then when it becomes real they will be reaching for their teacup chihuahua to wipe their ass with.

nbclosangeles.com/news/riverside-county-coronavirus-patient-being-treated-in-rancho-mirage/2325019/

Thats it bros. These guys are allowing coachella to move forward in april

all of Socal is fuckered now

chances there will be a confirmed case in Antarctica at some point?
there are over 1k people there in summer months

No. 3d ain't shit

This is the only one I believe because Mongolia has fuck-all population density.

Money. And the boomers running the cruise industry to cater to boomers really thought it was just a flu bro, and most likely still do think like that.

>GIVE ME A N
>GIVE ME AN O
>GIVE ME A T
>GIVE ME A H
>GIVE ME AN I
>GIVE ME A G
>GIVE ME A N
>GIVE ME A B
>GIVE ME A U
>GIVE ME A R
>GIVE ME A G
>GIVE ME AN E
>GIVE ME A R
What's that spell??

kek

compulsive hand washers must feel pretty validated right now.

Lock down immediately

If you don’t have enough food to last two months minimum go buy it now and pray you don’t get the virus while you’re out

>africans immune
>israel BTFO

CORONA-CHAN IS A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

Thanks, guys. Glad to see that you're sharing the info around. I told a burger the other day that he can find it in one of the early CVG threads, but maybe it's already regularly posted. I'm too busy with memes and current happenings to pay attention to it, since I'm following this shit since December. A month and almost a half ago, huh? And it's all happening as he foretold. Seems legit. GGWPNORE.

>yesterday
>haha, i wonder if we'll make it to 106,000 cases today
>today
>109,805 cases

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Dormant or endemic what's the difference

Yes.

Mayish. gl

Seattle will be shut down by next week almost guaranteed.
My area (LA, OC, IE) will most likely see school shut downs in the next 2 weeks then general shut down by late march/early April

Quarantine means you can't get in/out of a city. The Chinese can leave there homes, but only one person can leave at a time to pick up food and other supplies

yes but no big supermarkets - pajeet and paki shops only

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Mongolia is a desert no one gives a shit about that place.

russia as well. cuz they're not in on the hysteria spreading gag.

Iktf

Stop spamming atencyjna kurwo

I went to a nigger scholl and am mobile posting due to bug out, pls no bully.

HOW?????????

I don't give a shit about money

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>Corona has 100% death rate
>Everyone is fucked
>Fight Clubs start forming
>All fights are to the death
>Go out fighting some motherfucker instead of dying to the virus
>The last man standing dies of Corona all alone among his fallen enemies
Kino.

very wishfull thinking

Yes, I took another dose of ibuprofen and Loratadine

Spain is kill
>48 new cases

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Wait I just read 133 people died in 1 day in Italy, is that true?

IMMA SAY IT

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Yes, you can buy your supplies at shops. Lockdown/quarantine means you can't go out or in of the said area that is locked down. Jail time or a fine is given, if you dare to leave.

Children have only mild symptoms. Macaques too. Most other monkeys don't even get sick. It wouldn't surprise me

Half the population of Mongolia lives in one city

Source
Can find nothing

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I'm moving to Lisbon in april because a got a job there.
I guess I will have to prep a soon as I get there

>playing wow

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What the fuck are those two dots around Madagascar? Close the fucking borders

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Yep i am

*coof coof*

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fuck, I've been doing it manually this whole time

Post one, get one for free.

Over 110 different corona chans

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Seems like the perfect time to live in a yurt in the middle of the steppe, honestly.

Based and murica pilled. I have 2 months for 2 people. Will request WFH at work tomorrow.

the difference is, one you can be healed from, the other reinfects you till you die

coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en
Updated tracker, says US is 527 confirmed

Chezhed my dude

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P󠛡 A󠛡 N󠛡 D󠛡 E󠛡 M󠛡 I󠛡 C󠛡

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yes.

Historically... Dude, there are countries that are far more relevant than Italy is nowadays. The burger specified Italy as the western guinea pig, how they'll have trouble using the Chinese model because we Europeans and you Americans are... you know... PEOPLE, and not bugs. Jesus fuck. Hahahaha. Oh well. Stores are still open. Might as well go full hazmat and buy some extra canned shit for my stash. It's probably all contaminated. Jesus fuck... I'll have to spray a bleach solution on all the goddamned cans. What a pain.

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None, they're out only back up in case things go bad for the rest of the planet.

t. Biohazard

Just removed all doubles and now have 264 original Corona_Chans, please tell me I'm not the only autist that collected these. There....there must be someone who has more, right?

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i hope you do okay and are all safe

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PANDEMIC!!

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Is the the global eugenics dehumanization program infowars is always talking about?