/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1759

should i just buy the goods off the ground Yas Forums ?
did they take them off the shelves because infected???

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Rate my prep boys

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Poland is at 11 total, +5 today

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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DEATH TO ISREAL!
Wheezer

even if you recover you aren't recovered

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im on to you Thai boy

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SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.

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This was old after the first 50 times you posted it.

So do people actually recover? More and more its starting to seem like its biphasic or you can get reinfected again due to ADE.

What am I missing?

Item | Number | Expiration
Canned Peas | 6 | July 2022
Canned Carrots | 6 | October 2021
Corned Beef Hash | 4 | 2021-2023
Canned Beef Stew | 2 | 2023
Canned Chili | 3 | 2021-2022
Spam | 2 | 2022
Smoked Herring Kippers | 4 | 2022
Canned Chicken | 4 | 2022
Vienna Sausages | 6 | 2022
Long Grain Rice | 17 lb | 2022
Canned Green Beans | 8 | 2021
Canned Corn | 8 | 2021
Canned Pork & Beans | 1 | 2021
Lentils | 2 lb | 2022
Navy Beans | 4 lb | December 2020
Pinto Beans | 2 lb | 2021
Canned Deviled Ham | 2 | 2023
Chocolate Bars | 4 | ???
Multivitamin | 1 | ???
Shortbread Cookies | 2 | ???
Elbow Pasta | 7 lb | ???
Instant Ramen | 18 packs | ???
Jarred Sauerkraut | 1 | 2021
Protein Bars | 12 | ???

Fucking hell Kacey.

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>Germany is lying
They cant lie about deaths. They dont censor the internet and arrest people for posting shit like China does. You can bet your ass that if people had friends or family dying from Corona, and realizing the media/government wasnt reporting that, they would have opened their mouth.
The fact that we havent seen a single German say that somebody they knew died from Corona, makes me believe they are actually not lying

Tell me why Im wrong?

got updated
>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,703 (3,098) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,313 (50) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 484 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (2) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 49 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 9 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 20 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 14 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 11 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 C. Rica 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

at least nuke the mudslimes and the western biggest cities on your way out, the world will forgive you everything you've done until now

>GIVE ME A N
>GIVE ME AN O
>GIVE ME A T
>GIVE ME A H
>GIVE ME AN I
>GIVE ME A G
>GIVE ME A N
>GIVE ME A B
>GIVE ME A U
>GIVE ME A R
>GIVE ME A G
>GIVE ME AN E
>GIVE ME A R
What's that spell??

>5% in italy are dead
But that is wrong.
Its over 30%- but you need to correct that numbers for the previously stated numbers.
If you dont have numbers, an equation or a good reason to believe something - dont quote it - Thats what the CCP, our goverments and experts are for

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Lady Death and the Suits

Location?

What does it mean?

>10 years from now
What's an Israel? Did such thing even exist?

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>ohio is almost assuredly teeming with coofers by now
>just barely started testing yesterday
AAAHHHHHHH DECLARE AN EMERGENCY ALREADY DEWINE YOU FUCK, WE'RE A GODDAMN TRAVEL AND TRADE HUB, THE LIGHTBULB HEADS IN COLUMBUS ALONE WILL GUARANTEE IT'S EVERYWHERE BY NOW

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if you glow any harder I'll need glasses

If you're going to do this every thread, at least make more than one post and join in the discussion.

Iran is about to take the silver!

Ticino, Switzerland ratios similar to Italy:

58 infected
10 hospitalized
4 in ICU

NIGGER!

Water

youtube.com/watch?v=VA-LqgKMD2E&feature=emb_title

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25 cases in Brasil now

g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/08/brasil-tem-21-casos-confirmados-de-coronavirus.ghtml

nothignburger

They put the deaths under flu and pneumonia

We likely have over ten thousend freshly infected people, but not many are showing symptoms yet.

Anyone got a map of the US showing infections by state?

no

>They can't lie about deaths
So you are telling me rapefuees have committed no crimes and have not been killing Germans with the media covering it up?

Thanks for the heads up Sven.

It's weird how they aren't wheeling people infront of the media yet to talk about it.

You'd think there would be interviews with survivors and the like.

Telegram is the only non glownigger chat program newfag.

There's something to this, but if the cause of death is just "organ failure" or "pneumonia" normies wouldn't question it.

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Corona threads always make my chest feel tight and my throat scratchy. Damn psychosomatics.

Italy Is fucked. I don't wanna die

>Tell me why Im wrong?
They aren't told that the patient died of Corona
Believe the doctor, believe the government
Easy as that

if numericals
jews did all of this

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70 hear old who got it from a relative coming from the USA is also now critical

she moves to fast now

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Yellow fellows

True, true. Meme flags are cancer

Name my band.

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Nevermind found it, no cases in Ohio despite being surrounded by states that have it, feels good man

What are the chances I finally have sex before shf?

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Its a marathon, not a sprint!

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>Drink so much juice you diarrhoea the virus out
>Plenty of shit tickets to clean your arse with
It's as good a plan as any.

Fine, fuck it. I'd rather my parents live even if we have to eat beans and rice for the next decade

LODSA MONEY
(prolly)

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>Multivitamin | 1 |
How much is that?
Also what's your water supply

Add caloric breakdown

I don't have insurance and I'm scared :(

Too late m8

>USA exporting cases
lol USA is fucked

That wouldnt work? Go through the scenario. Person A has a family member person B infected with Corona. Person A hears that person B has to go into quarantine at the hospital. Person B dies, hospital and government says it wasnt because of Corona.
Person A just accepts that and doesnt open their mouth about the truth?

damn you guys are fucked

this could point to multiple strains/mutations. Goymoney has got the mild strain so far

Why don't you order the countries by the number of cases?

Hello, stupid fucks. I bet you're all feeling pretty fucking stupid, huh? Tomorrow, the stock market's going to be amazing and terrific, and next month, we will have forgotten all of this bullshit from you stupid fucks. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, stupid fucks, because your epic "Bernie" or "Biden" is going to lose in November, stupid fucks. Stupid, stupid, sad, stupid fucks.

Super-Coofer and the HazMatz

It's because old people aren't getting it, hence aren't dying. Like all WASP countries, old people and young people don't mix. Hence very little transmission to old people, hence no deaths. Just check their age stats of infection. No old people have it.

Checked
Looking p good out there m8

PANDEMIC

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you quarantined bro?

Looks like I'm not the only one. All I've done this weekend is browse these threads and shit myself.

visir.is/g/202015482d/thrju-ny-smit-ur-veronavelinni
>3 new cases to make 58 in total, all from a plane arriving from Verona
How long until we stop flying to fucking Italy?

Does someone have to die before we come to our senses?

>Macron: "There is no reason to try and contain it at this point"

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the virus is so powerful that you basically get immunocompromised even if you survive

which if you can get reinfected means we are in for some deep shit

Yes

Don't acknowledge the trap. It never stops. Literally attention whores every single day of the week.

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Europe about to be on a full scale lockdown, as never seen before. Gonna be good boys

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This

Wuhan Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

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Unconfirmed at my work place but there is a suspected case in my office. From what I'm hearing almost every office over weekend in London is reporting suspected cases. Is anyone in work tomorrow, London/SE UK bros?

>your grandpa died from a random pneumonia, goyim
>a-are you sure doc Merkelberg because I've got fever now
>oh well it's still winter it must be the flu. You haven't touched a chink or an italian right?
>no
>then it can't be Corona
>thank you doctor. Krautland uber alles

WHAT THE FUCK

Right lads Im outside
Barely anyone on the streets which is good
First time in weeks though, wish me luck

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>t.Increasingly nervous man saying that this is a nothingburger that will be forgotten in a month for the 3rd month in a row.

There are a few here. The first case in Germany have an interview to Bavarian public television/radio. They changed his name though.

Can someone post the pic with the different stages of acceptance of a catastrophic event (1st is denial etc.)?

Epidemic*

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Ode to Corona-chan. Listening everytime when I lurking CVG.

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Give me your best games to play under quarantine.

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2 hours till suits hang themselves from their ceiling fans

wheezer

it means ADE does happen to some extent, and your immunity gets (temporarily?) shot
this will complicate things enormously, as now you have to keep the convalescent away from the sick...
it also means if you do get sick and survive it at home, you have to, as soon as you're able to move, start cleaning your home obsessively and don't stop cleaning for a few weeks, or you might get reinfected by your own infected shiticles

Please don't let Iceland die. You're my favourite country on Earth.

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Yeah working in Croydonstani

DJ Ventil8 feat. Binbag Krew

I hope my office gets shut down. Fucking hate work.

14 new cases in israel. Israel about to cluster cluster boom soon.

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Come on Sven. Are you telling me that the media and government hasn't been covering up rapes, deaths and a whole slew of shit committed by refugees? Because it seems like that is what you are telling me as it would be impossible for them to cover it up and keep it out of the public eye. How could you hide a gang of men raping a teenager in Germany and killing her. That would be impossible.

It's sad, but literally this.

Wuhan Wuhan, gotcha all in check.

Its called DABDA and its the five dtages of grief

We have more cases per capita, and 1 death

Rio Grande do Sul still safe but i think is because we just start testing this week

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I am a trucker and I bobtailed to a perkins that was relatively out of the way since I am stuck near Indianapolis for now and literally everybody in the fucking place is a coofer and I am out of my gourd right now. I am so hungry.

twitter.com/matteosalvinimi/status/1236747208252436480

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The two deaths in UK are old people. Old people are getting it...What's your reasoning, fellow Brit bro?

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Check indeed

m.jpost.com/Breaking-News/Breaking-28-Israelis-diagnosed-with-coronavirus-Health-Ministry-620244

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>Jews die off
lmao

Thx user

Please forgive me father. I've been devouring my food stash all weekend.

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When will the fucking world end? Just end it already. I'm tired of this slow piece of shit virus. I want total chaos and annihilation. Fucking shills will be right and this is just horseshit, and the chinese actually contained it.

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Mainstream media is finally saying things are fucked

Normies will now listen

And we haven't been constantly reporting that it's happening and fake?
This argument would only work if their attempts to hide the news was effective.

Why are you surprised? It’s expected from countries with a massive cardboard house-tier population

this

I found this study

ourphn.org.au/wp-content/uploads/20200225-Article-COVID-19.pdf

My guess is that there is a vaccine or virus younger people got and older people did not which gave them better resistance against this virus. If you go look at the Spanish flu you will find that 99% of people who died from it were younger than the age of 65. The theory behind this is that in 1892 there was also a flu that may have gave people who lived through it resistance against the 1918 flu. This might be the reverse of this. People help with this research or at the very least if you are younger than 30 go out and get the virus then go cough on a boomer so we can lower home prices.

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Oh mate what a shit hole, West Croydon needs to be napalmed!

we china now

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telegram is not anonymous at all

This is a nothingburger
Stop scaring people unnecessarily. Wash your hands, keep taking public transport, go out and mingle with people and pay your taxes.

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Everybody go by tube. The sooner we get this over with the better.

How will the WHO get out of this fiasco once it's over?

Hes making sweeping statements but its undeniable less old people have it than italy where family and respect for the old is far greater

>re you telling me that the media and government hasn't been covering up rapes, deaths and a whole slew of shit committed by refugees?

They want to, but they can't. We literally find out about all this shit all the time because this shit ends up on social media. But apparently they've 100% managed to keep a single Corona death from leaking?

Yes, because normies are good goyim and would never question what the government tells them.

Im telling you that if a hundred of people died from Corona. At least one familymember wouldve opened their mouths about the government lying

a disease that kills gooks shit skins, jews, and boomers. fucking based
bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

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Portugal really wants to beat us on this one, even with way smaller population.
And my fucking normie friends are still in retarded mode going to closed space nightclubs and getting wasted.

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"we did our best"

nothingburger

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Ticino is cucked and fucked

Now how many are going to pray to that old Roman fort and spread it even more?

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Nigger you should have kept eating regular shit until lockdown happens.

>mfw seeing Israelis dying off despite talking a lot of shit about researching a cure in three weeks

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now is the perfect time to put that baking pill in the oven

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Max test capacity in Germany is 20k/day
As someone asked.

Download a ps2 emulator and try shadow hearts: covenant

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>Italy has surpassed South Korea
>Twice the amount of new cases than in Iran
>133 deaths in a day
What the FUCK are they even doing?

So is PTG still defending the Orange zionist retard even after he’s demonstrated that he doesn’t give a fuck about fighting this virus and is willing to let people die to keep the confirmed numbers down?

Dindunuffin. So sad what happened. We good boy.

>mfw I gave up all vidya for Lent

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How would you know someone died? Oh someones brother told me someone died of this. When you will get no actual documentation or proof that a death was corona related. Ones all hearsay which you will instantly dismiss and you cannot find proof for.

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Anthony Fauci just said to prepare for two months of hardship starting two weeks from now

Seattle about to become a Wuhan then LA then NYC then Raleigh

Chink 182

>Diagnosed with Corona
>Dies
>Reports that it was just pneumonia/flu
>Everyone just goes along with it
You realize this is retarded right?

At least their civilian gas masks still work.

lul

Iceland is degenerate and hopefully this kills all of the Feminists and fornicators on that wretched island. May it infect more than the USA in that country!

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there is no vaccine against sars-cov viruses retard

>What the FUCK are they even doing?
Reporting accurate numbers.

Well yeah no shit. Unfortunately my discipline is low. I will restock tomorrow.

Pls take her to your local bats

Aurora 4x

do we have any non-CCP info from china? or do we get only propaganda by this point
> they introduced very wide censorship laws in the beginning of march

How many hours has it been stuck at 3802? 4, 5 hours?

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Oh, burnt nigger

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Of course they are, but not at the rate that Italians and Iranians are cause they mix inter generationally. We don't. Most people I know see their parents/grandparents 3x a year. Iranians and Italians live with them.

>We tooooold yu, da window ahf oppportuuuuunity is closing, we need international solllleeedarrriiiiteeeh to fight dis whar, but you deednt listen.
Also, they'll all be dead.

You could try DOTA, but it has the downside of completely consuming your life

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And I'm telling you that there are several ways its possible. The most likely option being they simply aren't reporting the severe cases as Corona because they are likely to die. They simply report the mild ones are corona and any severe deaths were never tagged to begin with.

>born too early to explore the world
>born too late to explore the stars
>born just in time for 9/11, endless wars in the middle east, a financial crisis, a global pandemic, and another looming financial crisis as a result of the pandemic

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CA COID-19 update live

youtube.com/watch?v=w_Ma8oQLmSM

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CCP is kill. RIP EVE-Online. You were dead for a decade already.

Got source? Know how many kits we have left? Production capacity or is labs the limiting factor

STALKER, any preferable flavor.

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Winning

Same here, I'm fucking dead.

The Coofs

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Anne Will Talk show

Why the fuck would anyone with a /cvg/ level IQ play dota2 after 6.78c?

highly unlikely since we have 0 vaccines for any human corona virus, and if it was as simple as some other vaccine they would have probably tried it by now

Of course they are. After all, Trump's response has been perfect just like the phone call and the transcripts (literally his words the other day at CDC) and anybody who says otherwise is just a liberal trying to hurt his re-election campaign or part of the Fake News™ media (What he said on Twitter) and his retarded followers believe it all.

switch early and late

Condensed milk with vitamins at least 20
Flour as much as you can get
Sugar as much as you can get
Water 100l
Molasses
Beans dried
Vitamins c+d
Coffee at least a couple big cans

>58 cases
>almost 10% of the reported cases aren't even in the capital area, the virus has somehow made it further inland
I can't stop it

Nobody can stop it

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