CORONA PREP /normie stories/

I have been prepping since early january just gathering supplies slowly over time.

My brother and his wife are mega normies. We went to IKEA today and the entire time they made fun of people preparing for the virus. They made fun of my wife's work for converting to teleworking. They made fun of all the preppers and they made fun of anyone who didnt think this virus was a nothing burger

MFW
They dont know about the prep and they will never fucking know.
When they beg for things I will beg back saying I have nothing


Tell me your normie stories

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When will normies learn

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Oh look a schizo thread
Listen to your family you fucking schizo

based af i'm thinking not starving and being comfy

>all that platic waste for tiny bottles
You are a fucking asshole unironically.
I fucking hate costcocunts like you. Youre an idiot.

GENERAL HEALTH REMINDER

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I see my superiority has caused some conflict

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your like the libtard normies who freak out on other normies for buying bulk water, but only because the plastic is hurting muh environment
kys

Go Gray my friend, when normies you don't care for make fund of preppers join in, never let them know you have stuff, you don't want to appear in their head when shit hits the fan.

I know that feeling, my own mother suggested I see a shrink for anxiety because I was buying food in bulk!

I coofed on those bottles in the store, sorry user

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Agreed.

Yeah single use plastic water bottles are much freedom. Fucking twat.

lel

Ill be sure to sip on my roof in your honor after you died drinking from an acrid puddle

>has house
perhaps it is you who is the normies to us

So I have at least a month's worth of food, I always have a lot of non-perishable goods because sometimes I don't want to go shopping and deal with the lines.

The question is, what kind of meds do I need other than Advil and Tylenol?

Is there anything over the counter that would help with fluids in lungs?

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I’d show you mine but all the glow niggers in here would get jealous

can I live with you bro

I have a well and live within a 5 min walk from a lake. Enjoy your BPA and test your T , faggo.

>>all that platic waste for tiny bottles

Hey guys, you know those giant water bottles that offices use for their water dispenser? I wonder where a normie non business can buy that with cash?

>mom talking on the phone
>" if it ever gets bad, come up here" hangs up.
>"who was that?"
>"Just that one commessa i worked with two summers ago"
How the fuck can I explain to my mom that it´s not a good idea to invite every rando into her home when society is breaking down?

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Wait till you find out it’s transmitted via mosquitos from that lake

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>Everything is fine
"Okay"

Barely any mosquitoes where I live.

If you are actually preparing for corona. You are a fucking idiot.

You can't. Women are irrational. And the fact that we've given them decision making power is going to fuck everyone in a time of crisis.

Gotta say, this is vitamin-rich pure based.

>" if it ever gets bad, come up here"
She's going to become a sex slave and food for the ooga boogas
Get a gun

>commessa
What's this? Also, do Mexicans do their labor migrations with other areas of Central America, or is it just with the United States? Assuming your mom migrated legally.

I always feel stupid buying water, especially water in plastic bottles, I only brought a few water in glass bottle because some taste better, and I want the glass bottle to keep boiled water in.

For stockpiling fluids, I rather stockpile evaporated milk and broth, and V8 Juice.

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I have a good two weeks, but just heard on the normie news they are recommending two weeks to a month.

Close the door to your supply room, stop taking pictures of it, and don't speak of it aloud. You already had one OPSEC slip. Let's hope your wife doesn't tell her best friend to come over and to bring a bottle of moscato in exchange of food.

You can make cordage out of them for like $2 worth of hardware store supplies and a hacksaw. Just cut some slits into a metal bracket and attach a razor blade with a screw and nut and you've now got the means to make different size cordage which can be further tightened by running it over fire.

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I feel like this is something I should post on /k/ but I'm going to ask here. For context, I live in Oklahoma.

I've fired rifles and guns and have been hunting (not using my own gear, borrowing with friends and whatnot.) Realistically, how easy is it for me to purchase a shotgun or rifle for just basic home protection? We have a bad coyote problem on my property as is so I may as well get it for that purpose as well. I know I don't have time to get a license of any kind so if that's 100% required i'm SOL. Can I just walk into an Academy or Walmart and just be like "hey"?

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>Women are irrational.
Women who brag about being a Strong Independent Woman are irrational. A truly clever woman would avoid presenting herself as a clever and a threat, to men and to other women.

what kind of mask should I buy?

Bruh you literally dont need anything to buy a gun.
I was arrested years ago for Domestic (charges dropped) and was still able to buy a handgun a year or so later.

For the children...the white ones.

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Okay, and after a month? Then what?

You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Yas Forums. Yas Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Yas Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Yas Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Yas Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

>just be like "hey"?
yes you can. bring your ID, make sure your address is correct. you will need to fill out the form for the background check. it's easy. as long as you're not a felon.

It's super easy. Just walk into your nearest gun store or cabelas.

how long do can goods actually keep? almost all the best by dates are inside 2 years and I dont eat enough that stuff to turn over a proper stash that quick

Fantastic. Any recommendations for someone who's never really owned anything before? Also not a felon and have never even been pulled over.

>go to gun store
>pick one out
>yeah lemme get this one one
>pay
>background check idk your state 3 days to a week
>come back and get it

Cringe

I saw a cringe post written by someone called "OP" on Yas Forums.

just
wash
your
hands!
no mask needed!

I have considered that... no great answers but I have started my seeds for my garden.

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It's you for the nth time.

fuck you Yas Forums it's just a flu, a hoax and all 13 cases will recover like Trump said

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I do scare her into working with me with those webm posted in the cvg, but its like a switch gets thrown once she talks to somebody else. You know, the usual women shit, making fun, badmouthing,etc.
Already got that covered.
commessa is italian for a salesperson and no, not everybody invades the US.

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Just walk in and pick something out, will prob take less than an hour as long as you don't have any major convictions. You can always just call and ask the place if you're worried about wasting time.

You're not preparing for coronavirus, you're preparing for the effects of boomers scrambling like rats to preserve their life. Boomers will take down the entire world if they have to in order to not get infected.
For young people the virus is nothing but you're suffering under the regimes of panicking boomers that lock down countries just cause a few seniors died.

Enjoy cooking all that rice and pasta in tomato juice.

All my friends and family are like lol dont worry its just a flu. I have nowhere to go and I live in a major city. Infection is spreading like wildfire. I live in a shitty one room apartment. What the FUCK do I do? Lockdown or not it won't matter, I have nowhere to run. Sure I can leave the city right now, then what? Sleep in the fucking forest?

>come back and get it
what country are you stuck in? takes less than an hour in the free world

Why do you waste money on little plastic bottles and gallons? That's a really stupid way to store water.

Fuck, I've been prepping since this hit in january, but today with my 200 gallons of water, rice, deems and canned meat I realize I fucked up and forgot two things:

Powdered milk and powdered eggs.

Shit all sold out in amazon and I can't find any restaurant supply stores in Pittsburgh that sells em. What do?

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because prepping is retarded. in the case of prepper's wet dream and total society collapse 10, 20 or 30 % of all global population would die out, or even more. Virus mortality rate is nowhere near that. Use your logic dumbfuck, stores won't be empty.

There's gotta be like a hundred places you could buy that online

A shotgun is a good choice for home defense, being relatively cheap and super effective, so effective in fact that the Nazis in WWII complained about the US using shotguns. Slug shots will give you pretty good range for shooting things at distances of 30 yards or more, since things like buckshot are much more effective up close. Can hunt with it just the same, too.

Nigger, you don't know about the subway...you can literally breathe the exhalation of another nigger.

>If your thread is not specifically about politics, then it does not belong on Yas Forums.

Use /bant/ for off-topic and non-political discussions.

Fuck off, newfag.

and people say Yas Forums isn't nice

>Sure I can leave the city right now, then what? Sleep in the fucking forest?
Hey, it's better than choking on your own snot. Just go to /k/ or /out/ and ask them for camping advise.

Anti diarea, anti nausia, musinex [not gonna argue expectorant, people have had flame wars over that shit here] antibioyics if you wanna go fish meds.

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Well in China and Italy stores are certainly emptying

fuck off nigger, we are talking about the use of mask

Thanks user, just got the geolocation tag off your photos. Will be seeing you when I need something.

Liar, I bought that months ago.

Italy locked down half the country because of 300 dead boomers. Boomers don't care that it doesn't affect you. They'll find a way to ruin your life because the virus is ruining theirs.

Sam club had them today.

My wife is crazier about the prep than I am
She doesn't want anyone to know about our shit

And being refilled the next day. Nobody died of hunger yet. Not one single case. And in China megacities have been in total lockdown for over a month.

I'm in the same situation. I started hoarding food a week ago and now I have enough food, water, soap, etc. for a month. If things become serious (city-wide quarantine without the government providing food) I'll just die. But so will the other million people here.

Just buy a cow and you'll have all the fresh eggs you could ever need.

Even if this is all not for the virus, it’s a really great thing to do and have ready! Don’t feel weird or stupid about it. Once I buy a house with my fiancé, we’re going to buy more guns, have security, and have all the supplies we need. Even for disasters it’s good to be prepped.

You can find it in grocery stores. Took me a couple trips before I found it, in the coffee and tea section instead of with canned milk or baking supplies.

I have 7 kg of powdered milk and noticed it is selling out as of last week. I may buy more next time I see it.

>it´s the boomers.
True and they will trample everybody in their way to save their own skin. If shit really goes down i will shoot any bommer outside my group on principle, because they wont hestitate to sacrifice me or my family to live one miserable day more.
I can confirm that, half the shelves are empty

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Hey, who hurt you buddy. Need a hug?
>jewbackstabbingsomeone.jpg

Do you honestly believe that China would say that people died of hunger because of the quarantine?

2nd this. A shotgun is the easiest for someone with little experience. Just don't get discouraged when your shoulder is sore. Skeet shells are cheap too. Also 2nd getting some slugs. Just be mindful of what's beyond your target. Don't want to get an intruder at the cost of your kids in their room behind him.

Lucky you, just don't get in the habit of making excuses for the risks you take. I shitpost because I care user.

I remember a few months ago I got banned for making a thread similar than op's.

>Italian flag
>”Mexicans”
>Burger edjucation

Thanks. I got 5 of everything for veggies. This pic cuts off a lot, maybe I'll take a new one when my medical supplies arrive. Thinking I might build a first-aid kid.

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Do you honestly believe stores will be empty?
Do you thing this is the first happening of humanity?
Do you think there has never been wars before? Epidemics? Earthquakes?

God you people are fucking retarded beyond belief

Thanks, I'll check there

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Wondering to self if there is EXIF data on OPs photo for purposes.

Also if any of you guys get this shit, do NOT take cough suppressant and spit that shit out.

I agree some people are fantasizing about the apocalypse as an escape coping mechanism, but I’m not preoccupied with those juvenile scenarios. I’ve got kids, I need to stay healthy and protect my family.

Quarantines are coming, either enforced or voluntary. Might as well have things prepared before panic buying and widespread illness ensues.

So we're just gonna sit here and wait?

Panic causes shitstorm, nothing else.
See that tsunami a couple of years ago: Japan vs Burgermuttland.
In Japan, a civilized society everything went smoothly. In Muttland there was chaos, looting, etc.

If anything it is you retards that will cause chaos, not Corona.

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Charging Jim bakker prices without a jessica Haun gf to come with the bucket. I mean fuck, even the military uses powdered eggs.

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God I wish I could have guns here

>n Muttland there was chaos, looting, etc.
Okay I see my wrong. Never mind me, keep on prepping Mutts.