/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1758

ONE DAY SHE'LL HAVE AN ASS THE SIZE OF LINDSAY CAPUANO THANKS TO SANCTUARY CITIES!

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You are loved!

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Rate my prep boys

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Guys, everything will be great!

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3 more new cases im Argentina
RIP

+2 bringing total to 4. Foreigners again.

you think i'll stop posting even after i get a case?

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6 MILLION DEAD YIDS!

DEATH TO ISREAL!

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>Infected 7,375
>Dead 366
>Seriously sick 462

Why are mortality rates in Italy so fucking high?

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Guys, just a little longer, I promise.

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you're still a baby, little Italy.

Why is Canada's score so low? There should be thousands of coofers here now.

If it's a nothingburger why did China go to such extreme lengths to contain it

Oh no! Now you have food and water in your house! :(

>tfw its above 20C here rn all of a sudden
gonna rock that t-shirt and gas mask aesthetic

They're gonna tell people to ready for quarantines of 60 Minutes tonight. It begins

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Have you ever been to Italy?
Like 80% of their population is legit people over 60 yrs old

Stop with this meme and clean your room.

Raise Greece to 77

Post one, get one for free

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Mexianon Current symptoms:
>Fatigue, nasal congestion, sore throat, headache, dry cough.
Update
>Runny nose has stopped for the most part.
> Been taking Loratadine (Claritin), Ibuprofen (Advil). Both have decreased the severity of the symptoms.
>Body temperature at 37.2°C (98.96°F)

D-did I got corona'd?

Have you ever seen a healthy Italian? Even the fit ones smoke and drink a ton.

>Free City of Gdańsk still uninfected

Get fucked Pollacks

Especially with the wing wongs in Toronto how is it so low?

BUY/STEAL RARE METALS
PALLADIUM ETC

why would they announce that on an investigative program like 60 minutes?

Germany is currently between 900-950 cases and one German guy (60) died in Egypt. He denied requests to let them transfer him to a better hospital with a good ICU.

>quarantines of 60 Minutes tonight.
thats quite short

because they are actually telling the truth and the epidemic has been festering there for a few weeks unnoticed

>he posts immorality
no wonder you're getting cases

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They ran out of hospitals basically.

elo user, jaka dzielnia? >:D

thats only people who turn themselves in.
The virus can cause a simple fever or organ failure. No way to tell for sure - fever people dont give a fuck. "Just a flu bro"

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Very good numbers so far, 0.1% fatality for Germanics.

Because it's earlier. The people who die are going to die 1-2 weeks after symptoms, so the deaths all of a sudden pop up from the first uncontrolled spread. The key is that they contain it, and not let it spread, otherwise they will see worse numbers.

Are we going to cross 110.000 tonight?

>it's the last week before shit hits the fan

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> fakty.interia.pl/raporty/raport-koronawirus-chiny/polska/news-wroclaw-mezczyzna-z-koronawirusem-w-ciezkim-stanie,nId,4369798
first case reported to be severe/critical

If NYC won't probably be locked down until after the markets close, and even then an announcement for it beginning Saturday or Sunday forget about it.

Threadly reminder to ignore memeflags and tripfags.
>Threadly reminder to ignore memeflags and tripfags.

They're only checking people from Wuhan if they show symptoms.

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next step would be to kill yourself, if you had any sense of shame

Germany made the virus, confirmed.

Are we dead britbros?

this is the stupidest timeline
this virus only kills 80+ year olds
and now. we are going to wreck all of our economies b/c of this?

fug in the ugg

Serious question. How many tendies do I need to survive the viral apocalypse?

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no he isn't

easily

A good reason to buy extra stock in the early morning hours

Is this how NGO sneak more niggers into Europe, by getting everyone on lockdown and martial law?

Lack of gumption.

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does cow shit bath protects from corona?

Their healthcare system is overwhelmed. That's stage 2

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i'll have number 1583623536054

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Yay?

My local costco is out of shitter paper

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I have a virology test this Thursday. Maybe my city will get coronad and it will be cancelled

How long you all gonna discuss this nothing burger?
Just wondering.

>Ibuprofen
Seems like a bad idea to take it with fever below 38,5-39,0. The fever is needed to fight the infection.

the police are here to confiscate your memes.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>FRIENDLY REMINDER

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Spirituality after having been agnostic for all of my life. Not Christian, though, it's a very personal path. I had, let's say weird experiences, this past two months that made me completely rethink all of my views on life, nature and the universe. I've been feeling so, so much better since then, but alas likes still managed to find a way to fuck me sideways.
Good luck user, I hope you'll find your inner peace too, with whatever little time we might have left.

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I will agree the death count is pretty pathetic right now.

>meme flag
>make fake /cvg/ threads
>desperation increases as each newfag gets redpilled on your tricks

Must be hard so shit at life.

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Just use towels and throw them in the washing machine after use.

>virus has entered my city
>work from home
>parents keep going to work
>time to move out

Are normies in meltdown yet?

MY UNIVERSITY IS SHUTTING DOWN ALL PARTIES AND EVENTS INDEFINITELY

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>How many tendies do I need to survive the viral apocalypse?
Wrong question. You just need one mommy

That's the thing man, I honestly don't know. It's the uncertainty that's fucking me up.

>tfw feel slightly hot and I'm not sure if it's due to anxiety or CORONA

Lots of old people there. They are the only ones with an even higher rate of boomers and octogenarians than Germany. Also they start to get overwhelmed.

Serious answer. 6 million.

its already at 109k you daft cunt
its gonna be 200k in 5 days
screencap this

Germany is naturally lying. Iran is getting FUCKED by the virus. They have around a million arabs in the country and they are unsanitary. If the numbers were accurate there would be deaths within that community.

The fact there isn't is all the evidence require to say Germany is bullshitting.

thank you

I want under the shelf warez

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Stuff is getting cancelled left to right in Norway :(
International womens day walk was fucking cancelled

What kind of oz for 12 gauge shotgun would be better for self defense, something heavier or lighter? Only started hunting last year and that was turkey because it's what grandpappy hunts.

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Wipe your arse with the neck of a goose.

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... checked

are you actually albanian or italian larper?

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the one ending in 4617498 please

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NYC under lockdown would be complete and utter financial suicide m8

NOT A THREAD SPLIT
THIS IS JUST A SIDE PREPPER THREAD
Tell your normie stories

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confiscate my sperm bitch

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>one new case in MADERA,CALIFORNIA
>"racist" user called health dept on some gooks that came back from cruise. turns out they were infected! good thing user saved the day before they could spread it too far. i live in the county

Nah you'll be fine. Go get some fresh air and go to a party with your fellow Mexicans to feel better. Make sure to take the bus there too.

my family completely fucking ignored all the shit I've tried to tell them. My sister is going to a concert at the end of the month, and going on a trip cross country after that.
all of my preps just became null and void. whoever finds my stash, you'll know it by the gold visor on my gas mask.
use it in good health. and remember other people will just slow you down.

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Don't forget him

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youtube.com/watch?v=9SBNCYkSceU

This combination of one chinese man and the highly contagious corona virus will help me take down Earth's lifepoints.

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00 buck for self defense

Furfags are denied service

>20% require ventilators
this is so wildly inaccurate I'm amazed someone posted this shit. Even if you only count the cases we have tested it's more like 5%. Once you account for asymptomatic/mild cases that go unreported it's probably much lower. That's still fucking horrifying because even 1% is far beyond the capabilities of any hospital system, but no need to just make shit up.

You're more susceptible to the virus in polluted air. This is also why cases slowed down in China after they shut down nearly everything.

You guys should be golden. I don't think anyone even knows Albania exists, let alone travels there.

Looking for a qt gf for the end of the world

vertical line 5
horizontal line 9

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I'm ready to die on the streets as a dog if it means I can spread her gift till my last breath

no it wont. 140k max, screencap this.

Surprise me.

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Repeat after me "CORONA IS A NOTHING BURGER"

>>International womens day walk was fucking cancelled

So something good came from this virus

It hasn't reached the new-German population yet? With 40 cases in Berlin, it's only a matter of time,

...and 70 out of the 180 employees are showing symptoms.

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it's like people don't seem to understand what exponential means. we're still in the small numbers. 2, 4, 8, 16, that's where we're at right now.

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uk.news.yahoo.com/man-infected-coronavirus-goes-bars-162506764.html

mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2020/03/08/ok_smitudum_og_greindur_med_veiruna/
>one of the 55 currently infected is a cab driver who's been driving who knows how many people after getting infected by der ewige skiing boomer

It's too late

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I was at a costco earlier and they were out of hand sanitizer. Some old woman was talking about how it was just aloe and alcohol and they could make it.

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>self defense
Well definitely dont get a long ass, low capacity bird gun. Get a Remington 870 with an 18.5 inch barrel. Simple as.

If you got some money to spend get a kel tec KSG

Alternate slugs and buckshot, I'd use 0, you can go 00 but you want more pattern.

This is the Ready For Anything weapon and load.

>first case in my town in the middle of nowhere in Terronia
>yesterday evening the guy went to a pizzeria, I was there with my GF picking up our pizzas

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If you’re planning on home defense #4 buck is ideal. 00buck has way too much over penetration

>when you realize one of these days covid-19 is going to hit 6,000,000 killcount

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I'm already a dead man walking due to my job.

Anyone else making a killing off the market drop

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100-year-old Chinese man recovers from coronavirus

nypost.com/2020/03/08/100-year-old-chinese-man-recovers-from-coronavirus-the-oldest-patient-to-beat-illness/

MN guy who knows a case daily update:

Hes still in home isolation, no update on his wife and kid so presumably they arent symptomatic. His symptoms are the same. Will give another update tomorrow.

This is actually bullshit, the gov did that to end the retirement plan strikes and the yellow jackets, meanwhile a shitload of events are still happening, they’re just targeting demonstrations

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*coof*

Misread your post. Yeah 00 buck or #4 buck is good.

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That about sums up the Boomer mentality

The market is tanking, that's an inevitability. You're just watching these faggots manage pandemonium long enough to get out the back door quietly and to their bug out locations. Once Seattle does it's going to be like dominoes.

>Still not part of the /coronaclub/

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>Touching his face
Not gonna make it

Italy is testing everyone, even the people with mild symptoms.

user, I..

Thanks for the update.

What the F. Is this a manufactured happening?

Was it a tasty pizza?

lool

REMINDER: BUY LOTS OF LUBE SO YOU CAN FUCK BOIPUSSY FROM TIGHT LITTLE FEMININE SLUTS IN THE AFTERMATH

I've been recording daily news broadcast for the upcoming Coronaberg trials.

You should do the same.

...

That's what china reported.
>80% mild isn't actually mild just means you don't need ICU and machine assisted breathing
>13% serious means you do or you have organ failure
>6% critical means even with ventilation your oxygen levels can't get high enough and you have a serious chance of dying

See it's all this sort of shit that means I don't lurk Yas Forums other than for legit happenings.

>if your grandparents/parents get it, they die
yea it's just a nothing burger until you're at their non funeral cause they are still viral and you can't even attend the burial so they burn their bodies.

Wipe your arse on sandpaper, bet they still have that in stock.

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That’s stupid as fuck. Just load with #4 buck so you don’t accidentally hit the neighbors doggo

Thanks fren.

No. It was just the media trying to make it seem like a happening before they realized it actually was. They were being themselves thinking shit was fine and then suddenly it wasnt.

Lentils>Beanz fite me

slugs

LARPers in kevlar aren't going to last long with a collapsed chest cavity

>he fell for the coronavirus pizza meme

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE AGE BREAK DOWN FOR DEATHS IN ITALY?

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>Having a gf will increase your chances of getting infected by 94914148%

We are safe NEET virgin bro's
Which Classic Wow serve we at?

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Epidemics are logistic and some people unironically believe that the infelction point will be at around 10,000 cases because they tunnel vision on China. "If they contained it then we will too"

shouldn't have been a normalfag

more like, it takes considerable time to deteriorate and reach a serious stage
> some cases took four weeks to conclude in death

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A halved bun of bread where one would normally expect meat, cheese, vegetables and the like. But to the diner's surprise, there's nothing between the two halves at all!

never had vag in my life, should I use my savings on deenz or on my peen

They are getting waves of infected and triaging the ICU's and especially ventilators.

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WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE GOYIM

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa/coronavirus-may-force-americans-to-avoid-crowds-and-cancel-cruises-health-official-warns-idUSKBN20V0MK

Stop faggot, nobody cares about your desperate need for validation. Get friends if you need social approval this badly JFC

you wish

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Don't be afraid though, the effective fatality rate is not 30% - you can be pretty certain about that. If you want an isolated semi reliable reference study look at the plague ships. - its at about 3.2% atm. I trust the 3.8% italy number

Keep in mind people die much quicker than they recover so the ratio is skewed quite a bit because of that alone already

the testing criteria changed at least 3 times from since it started, we don't even know what they are as of now, since some seemingly asymptomatic personalities (i.e. Zingaretti, the Democratic Party leader) got tested anyway, possibly outside of the protocol

I think we've still got weeks, maybe even a couple of months, before things get serious. At the moment we've probably still got under a million infected outside China and it is growing by an order of magnitude every couple of weeks. Millions in two weeks, tens of millions a couple of weeks after that, hundreds of millions in mid-April, which is around the time there will be real impact from the disease itself rather than just the quarantines. Shit really hitting the fan is probably May when every hospital on Earth is over capacity, nobody has PPE, lots of places don't even have soap, nobody is travelling, shops are all shut, parts of the internet shut down (can't fix your servers if there are no components coming from China), crime wave as the police have to concentrate on public order (absolutely the best time to murder someone; just suffocate them with a pillow and send them to the mass grave for COVID victims), martial law, etc. Going to be a wild summer, but hopefully all back to normal by next year.

Jokes on them. China didn't contain it they just told everyone they did.

HOLY SHIT ISRAEL IS DONE FOR 10 MORE INFECTED in LITERALLY ONE HOUR FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE

Iran is in mid stage right now, their recoveries are exceeding new cases which is a turning point sign. Italy is much more population dense, so I'm worried about them more. They can spread like wildfire.

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Alexander The Great update
>3 infected
>travelled together
>came from italy
>around 50y/o
>first infected tested negative after treatment, will be tested again
>all in stable condition

Predict the date govt shuts down the chans

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>80% mild isn't actually mild
Mild in medical terms, it's still two weeks on average to recover if you're >12

keep it up

Imagine putting your nose right inside her perfectly bleached asshole. Just imagine the smell haha.

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Godspeed Iceland bros. You are actually one of the few countries in the world I care about.

seattletimes.com/seattle-news/health/gates-funded-program-will-soon-offer-home-testing-kits-for-new-coronavirus/

So good ol' Bill Gates wants to continue the formidable work of 23andme, which was funded by him and Melinda.

They announce the problem beforehand and now want to help.
Realize you all be part of a genetic archive.

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IT’S OVER

You deserve it for being such a cuck that you didnt take any precautions. I avoided the same situation by wearing full gear, why are you NOT A CHAD?

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The Nose Knows

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+3 in Poland, total up to 11 cases

Lol yes

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The fatality rate is 3.2% with medical care. Its something that needs to be underlined six times.

that whore look like is someone looking at me

>its in your state

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how about the whole population if israel infected?

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sei in provincia di caserta?

NATURAL CURE FOR COVID-19 FOUND : Plumbum metallicum, 125g. After first symptoms, apply quickly, straight into the CNS or the heart.

Well, I think we are just testing more. There is basically no significant testing in the US. Here every university with a biochemistry department has a lab with 200-800 testing capacity. So I bet the real number of death is lower in other countries. Also there wasn’t an outbreak in a nursing home or hospital here so far; if that happens I think numbers would go up. 4-6 patients here are critically ill.

German bros, is Munster dangerous?

Italy is 5.0%

>Recoveries are exceeding new cases
I really would love to be able to trust the numbers.

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT'S OVER, CHINA PRESIDENT JUST DECLARED THE EMERGENCY OVER
Also
> WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS??
Did he just said "nothingburger" but it was not really translatable to Chinese?

> GIVE ME AN N
> GIVE ME AN O
> GIVE ME A T
> GIVE ME AN H
> GIVE ME AN I
> GIVE ME A G
> GIVE ME AN N
> GIVE ME A B
> GIVE ME A U
> GIVE ME AN R
> GIVE ME A G
> GIVE ME AN E
> GIVE ME AN R

What does it spell?!

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CHECK THE CATALOG OR ARCHIVE FOR THE CVG THREADS

CHECK FOR THIS TRIP AND CODE

I TOLD YOU WHAT WAS GOING ON ALMOST 2 WEEKS AGO

ARE YOU LISTENING NOW

CHECK

this is a pic from January lol

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Just got back from shart Mart and holy shit panic is setting in

It's happening

none of those quarantined Italy, China etc

leaving the house for the first time since holing up weeks ago
absolutely have to get something from a specific shop that wont deliver
will be turning up before they open, in out, then use ethanol hand scrub on the shopping when im home
will i be okay lads?

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based billy'o gates

amazon masks vs microsoft virus

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Y-you too

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>FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE
It's the Jews.

>ebola shit
>funding event 201
>now this
anyone who isn't even slightly concerned this is a depopulation event is beyond help at this point.

>Genetic archive

That wouldn't really be that bad. At least something about your worthless life is archived, otherwise you and everything about you just fades into the abyss.

We're a couple of weeks behind Italy. I honestly don't know if we worst korea or go full Iran. Probably somewhere in between.

>posting boomer memes

>tfw started having mild breathing difficulties and occasional coughing today
Pour one out for me boys, Corona-chan got me...

The numbers user. Im riding in the wind. I need the latest highscore

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Mario, no!

YOU HANG ON

Based 5's brother

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"Resistant to antivirals
"archive.is/pgxDl"

That's probably the L-Strain of Covid-19/SARS-Cov-2 virus.

Looks like an Echsenmensch in that gif. Probably is one.

i sometimes hate my country ngl

Neuroinvasive potential
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728
You are not being told everything because they don't want you to panic.
People are not getting really "better"
WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, ill defined
who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/situation-reports/20200303-sitrep-43-covid-19.pdf

5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

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I wish but I'm not set up to do options

BNO reports only two were under the age of 60 so far.
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236706833278132224
If the health systems get overwhelmed to the point of Wuhan or worse, we may then see a wider spread of ages.

3.5% isn't anything to coof at.

Shipping down on east coast

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This is true, but you need 60% or higher IPA

yes, one of the top three liberal infested shitholes in the country (the others are Freiburg and Bielefeld)

81 yo

the younger around 40-50 but he was very sick before

35% of intensive care is under 65 yo, with hospitals overwhelmed is over

i have food and waters for 3 months.

i don't wanna die, i don't wanna lose my family

CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED THE VIRUS DEFEATED

NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE GO BACK TO WAGING AND CONSOOMIN

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>only sometimes

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grats you jumped 5 countries!

oh yeah apparently turkey has shut down everything, including Yas Forums, thats why we dont see any roaches here

>hoping they world would end before.....
You know it’s coming out before Trump leaves the office in 2025 right?

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Merci grenouille, je vais en mettre sur mon zizi devant de le donner a ta mere.

When do we think military actions will begin? Example: China decides they are irreparably fucked and start launching attacks against others to make sure everyone goes down with them?

NRW is fucking done for. So yes.

Who else playing plague inc while shitposting?

youtu.be/4qSVOZfp3R4

> believing anything chinese say after data mingling already in january

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>it's in your lungs

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I love these FFVI edits

any site that details the age/race of italian dead?
no way they are all italians, must be middle eastern, chinese and old people

What else do you have to work off of? Conspiracy theories? Your gut?

I think we can all agree that the confirmed cases is less than the actual cases, but that doesn't mean that governments are intentionally trying to cover it up.

Anyone got a map of what states have been infected so far?

Okay here is the question
We have 35 infected. All, as far as I know, have come back to Denmark from abroad (maybe except 1).

So what is stopping the government from locating the families, finding contacts, and then closing the borders until it all passes?

The government is preparing for 15% of the population to catch it.

If we assume the 3.5% death rate for 15% of the population...

Is it because fear of economic slowdown? Can it be that selfish?

I JUST FARTED

AM I FUCKED?

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no because I'm a marketlet and don't know what to do

>DRUGS

back to /fa

> OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
SHIT IS GETTING REAL IN CHINA, SHOCKING IMAGES JUST GETTING AROUND
> webm related
It's not a nothingburger, all chinks gonna die
(White people still can't get killed tho)

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everyone already goes down, no need to get involved

THE JEWS DID THIS

I will repeat for the 3rd time you morons. TV crew did not touched anything, the idiot who took the pic made an assumption. The lower island with products is common, were not taken from shelf.

Media here is continuously downplaying the threat.

Fuck, the virus even makes the sea levels drop