Why the fuck is everyone hoarding TP?

self-fulfilling fear
>I heard TP would be in deficit
>quick, buy all you can carry
>oh look all TP is getting bought out!
>everyone panic buying more

>he gave in to the tp jew

...

Because you are walking pieces of shit.

It's obviously some kind of toilet paper cult.

>arabic aquafina
>toilet paper

ask me how i know you bought those from 2 very different vendors

>It's fucking sold out everywhere in Poland. I have 200 rolls myself.

The memes write themselves.

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i spent $100 on canned food, tp & paper towels. at worst it takes me a while to use it all

I bought a 3 year supply of TP at costco, ama.

There were a couple of copypasta after Katrina about how people were trading TP so it became a meme. Katrina was a flood. Wet TP is fucked.

In a normal boogaloo tp is almost worthless. Normies are retards.

>"Dude you gotta go out and buy TP! Quick before it's all gone!"
>MFW

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>using toilet paper
>ever

y'all niggers can't even waffle stomp

Is it also just coincidence that most tp is made in China? I get the feeling they're just trying to manipulate the stock market in (mainly) Chinese goods, when people were showing their prep stashes almost all the items I looked up were mainly Chinese imports

>Has 200 rolls
>WHERE IS ALL THE TP

Are you Serious?

>he doesn't have a bidet

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Good job wasting your money on toilet paper polish fag

i think its because of the images in Venezuela where people couldnt afford tp.
So the sheeple here have mixed the emergencies.

What else are you going to buy corned beef and ammunition with?

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Good go buy up rice and all type of food with all your money faggot

>I have 200 rolls myself.

Why the fuck are you hoarding tp?

There's your answer you mong.

shortage during communism made people think that tp is more important than anything other during the crisis

>poland
>pooland

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I thought this was just a meme wtf are people doing?

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Just buy hillarys book and wipe your ass with that, cheaper than TP.

>1 post by this ID
better post your shitting tape stash now m8

HE WHO CONTROLS THE SHIT TICKETS CONTROLS THE WORLD

eat it

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Normies dont realize that batteries and lighters are the way to go.

Just become a steet shitter and wipe your anus with a smooth stone.

>wife goes on trip, comes back praising bidet she has in hotel room, can we please get one, they sell them at home depot
>fuck that fag euro-nonsense
>she continues to harass me for six months, come on user, i want one
>go to home depot, buy 3, $60 each

ask me how clean my anus is faggots
ask me how i would give away my puppers before us give away my bidets

Even If you don't have a bidet u still can use your shower to wash your ass. I do this regularly because it's much more hygienic and I don't have a bidet.

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but you arenät supposed to flush that

Compress it into functional body armor or make shotgun slugs out of it. The ultimate deterrent: No one wants to get shot dead by shitpaper.

If its a nothing burger people will just shop less later so i doubt it would help

Speaks like a peasant, was brought up the most affluent area

Father was a complete arsehole, groomed by a socialist now grooming children in drag queen story hours

tick tock

the media will capture

This

??? Do trees get Coronavirus?

>I have 200 rolls myself.
Solved your own mystery there

TP is a scam in general, just use fabric and wash it after. Do you throw away pants after u shit in them? No, of course not, that would be a waste. You wash them. Just get old shirts u want to throw away, cut them up in small squares and there u go, reusable toilet paper. If you're like me and don't ever throw away clothes, you can be even more efficient and just use your underwear to wipe your ass, and then get a new pair. You shit once a day and change your underwear daily (at least I hope you do, you gross fucks), why not combine them? Fabric feels much softer to your asshole as well so it's cheaper AND more luxurious.

No more newspaper lol

Mariari or whatever the cunts name is father

used to try and scare old people by rolling on the ground in university avenue Glasgow

screaming

I'm mad I'm mad

fucking yikes

>In a normal boogaloo tp is almost worthless.
Why would people prepare for that and not a quarantine?

Thnaks

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if anything cigarettes are more likely to be currency than TP when any fucking leaf or newspaper can do the job

Look at that fucking face

is this the kind of face you want making decisions she looks like rhubbarb raped a dog

Against medical advice?

He who controls the BRAAPS controls the universe!

There are only so many Yellow Pages books left around.

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Yes and potatoes

I have all the stories

see ya soon

Anyone whording toilet paper is an asswipe!

A+ Bantz

Its been a massive boost in consumption, tons of goods have become scarce from barely moving at all.
Long term stuff doesnt matter to the stock markte, so this boost alone is enough to keep up muh GDP for this quartal or even year.

>Not owning a bidet
>2020
I made a bidet from an old sink sprayer and spliced it into my toilet plumbing, what’s your excuse?

Damn it, what happen where there is no TP for my bunghole?

Put the accessory sprayer on in the shower and rinse your culo

fuck bottle caps/gold ill be paying off my third house with TP get with the times millennial's

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I hate her

Subhuman

She is a halloween preper.

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>people are buying and fighting for toilet paper
>noone is buying toophpaste
Explain this. People want to clean their asses during the apocalypse but noone wants to clear their teeth?

In the coming wasteland toilet paper will be the primary currency.

>I have 200 rolls myself.
KEK

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You will never know how much toilet paper is important until you dont have anymore.

there you go:
youtu.be/0zSmycYlyHc?t=15

Americans cant even SHART ANYMORE!

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so mad HAHAH. keep on posting those fantastic file names.

HOW WILL I EVER HAVE A CLEAN ASSHOLE DURING THE APOCALYPSE