/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1757

► Detected: 109,723 ► Died: 3,802

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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Italy to prioritize those most likely to survive
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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>RESEARCH
Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Resistant to antivirals
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Bodies must be cremated
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Rapidly mutating
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>REMINDER
Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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China figures likely simulated
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>LATEST CASES
18:51: 5 new cases in Norway.
18:45: 12 new cases in Spain.
18:21: 7 new cases in Oregon, United States.
18:20: 22 new cases in Germany.
18:00: 1 new case in Hendricks County, Indiana.
17:56: 7 new cases in Greece.
17:55: 6 new cases in Iraq.

>MORE
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big if true

thread theme
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how do I stop the happenings it's not fun anymore

Threadly reminder, unless you have gold & silver you're going to exit the collapse into poverty

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Reminder that this is the mindset in Arabic countries

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Wages can't take off work. Who would keep the grocery stores open? They need to sacrifice themselves.

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +52 (+28) Italy +1,492 (+133) S. Korea +272 (+2) Iran +743 (+49) France +177 (+3) Spain +118 (+7) Japan +41 (+1) Switzerland +69 (+1) Netherlands +77 (+2) H. Kong +7 (+1) Iraq +6 (+2) Egypt +1 (+1) Germany +240 USA +49 UK +64 Sweden +42 Belgium +31 Norway +19 Singapore +12 Austria +23 Malaysia +6 Australia +6 Greece +7 Canada +4 Kuwait +3 Iceland +5 India +6 S. Marino +10 Denmark +8 Lebanon +4 Czechia +5 Portugal +9 Vietnam +10 Finland +5 Ireland +2 Algeria +1 Brazil +1 Russia +3 Slovenia +4 Qatar +3 Romania +2 S. Arabia +4 Philippines +4 Chile +1 Poland +2 Mexico +1 Pakistan +1 Hungary +2 Indonesia +2 Dom. Rep. +3 Luxembourg +1 C. Rica +4 Slovakia +2 Bulgaria +2 Latvia +2 Bangladesh +3 S. Africa +1 Total +3,674 (+230)

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Italy has doomed us all!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,703 (3,098) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,313 (50) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 484 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (2) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 49 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 9 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 20 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 14 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Poland 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 C. Rica 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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>ywn eat coronachans ass while you hear the violent screams of her fucking israel in every hole
why live

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this KILLS the happeningfag

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kek!

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all cash waiting for the big market coof

Probably some tribe from the Balkans again

0 cases here

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magic man in the sky DOES starve arfican chindren, it's because he has a good sense of humor

China are faking coronavirus economic recovery by using electricity in empty buildings
caixinglobal.com/2020-03-04/lights-are-on-but-no-ones-working-how-local-governments-are-faking-coronavirus-recovery-101524058.html

i haven't check /cvg/ in the last two days. Did you guys talk about this? What's your opinion on this? Is this for real or is a myth?

Can someone give me the other version of pic related? Thank you very much

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Italy and South Korea have virtually the same number of infected. Yet Italy has 360 deaths whereas SK has less than 30

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Be not afraid.

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Schizos who shut in weeks ago.

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Cope harder gayboy

Last thread today, Captcha is making it impossible

Who /quit smoking/ here?

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Imagine being Chinese right now

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Press F for the anons who have died.
F

Imagine your pharmacist has it and feels fine except for a stuffy nose. They breathe normally through their nose for the most part, closely counting your pills before putting them in the bottle...

Anyone have any ideas on decontaminating prescription drugs? Specifically, pills?

I thought the chinks were back to work?

>20% of cases are severe and require medical intervention
>80% are mild or asymptomatic but that includes pneumonia and downward severity wise as its only mild in comparison to needing medical care or dying within days
>It spreads like wildfire with 80 to 90 percent of the population expected to be infected
>Lasts more than a month
>Hospitals can only handle a small percentage of cases and don't have the beds for 20% of the infected
>This means the mortality rate will be at least 15% from the virus alone with the effects a lack of hospital care has on society increasing the death count by another 10% at least as people die from salvageable issues like a heart attack
>More people will die from all the other issues it causes in the economy and society.

How exactly isn't this horrifying?

>didn't these guys use to make metal?
wat? nope, it was always just rock. and yes, modern in flames is horrible. only surpassed by modern sonata arctica.

the English translation doesn't match the Chinese report at all wtf

Does anyone have the cvg recommended movies and anime image?

youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc

F

magnificent bastards

F

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Who else here dippin into their prepping food stash and getting high off their own supply?

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Thought I was the only one, fuckery is afoot.

started about a year ago. Fuck all wrong with it.

I dont want to start amy blasphemous rumors but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.

thanks for the bakes

fuck coofers

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>New corona case in Helsinki - students of Raft island's school into quaratine

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>One fake news report in Romania means all those people telling you the local grocery store is empty out of panic buying are full of shit.

Boy are you going to be surprised when you do your weekly grocery shop and you're FUCKED.

South Koreans are more white than Italians, desu

based

Throw em in bleach you stupid tard.

Stfu you dumb nigger. That shit got emptied by customers and those are pallets of shit being brought

suspicious
>kgns.tv/video?vid=482076901

>shady website
>dozens of downloadable files

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"Allah is great" is the next "it's just the flu bro"
Screencap this

I essentially just bought groceries. All I am eating is my stash.

as long as you get the joke user I think all is forgiven

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

The ripples will widen. Mass disruption is only just beginning.

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It can crash hospitals, you won’t be able to get care if you get it

>Go to uni in NY
>All instructors were required to have an online lesson plan submitted by last Friday
>Spring break next week, if the virus continues spreading like it has been, the uni will cancel all classes and take all classes online after break
Shit boys

i had so many sardines. they looked delicious. i had to try some to make sure they were good

Fug our country sideways...

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oh...

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West coast bros, what do you think will happen next? My company has everyone working remotely for at least 2 more weeks

>work at restaurant
> every customer coofing their lungs out
I'm scared

Israel 29!

What's the mortality rate for people around 30?
pls

>all those people telling you the local grocery store is empty
went to 3 different stores last week, saw no empty shelves and not a single person wearing a mask
keep lying though, someday Canada will have their first death too right, after only a few weeks of this deadly "virus"

F

You filthy degenerate.

of course the chinks are back at work, please buy the dip

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voi vittu, teen töitä lauttiksessa.

I need shotgun buying guides.

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All of them

>Central asia without cases.
How did they do it? Is it their superior Turkic genetics?

Status of cure?
> I'm not working on it.

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>Spring break next week
Here comes our lunar new year.

Stop asking questions Gweilo

>now

Beat me to it. Gib spaghetti gf.

I'm selling some Tacos Ahogados en Corona.
Do anyone want some?

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Does trees on fire release SO2? Because it has been increasing the emmision on last days in the US and the only other country with high values is china

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nice
"There's no flu, this is hype for the election"

Mossberg 500, solid and fairly cheap.

i want modelos

if i survived swine flu when i was a kid, like 8-10 age range, would i have a supercharged immunity and have a far better fighting chance against corona?

does anybody have that pic with london and russian airport comparison, corona checking?

We don't know yet

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Same at my Uni here in Colorado.

Should God come down and wipe all our asses too? You'd have a One-world Government where nobody would have rights. But by telling your flag, I can tell you want a nanny state anyways

>magic man
umm sweetie that's pretty gender biased, the police are on the way.

How bad will this get friends?

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HE STILL BELIEVES CHINK LIES

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>11 cases in Poland
>over 100 Italians OOFed in ONE day
>12 million Italians under quarantine
>my parents still give no shit, they think few days worth of groats is a lot
THOSE STUPID FUCKS
ITS GOING TO BE GREATEST "I TOLD YOU SO" IN MY FUCKING LIFE.