/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1756

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INTERRACIAL COOFING GROUNDS

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Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!. Gates Foundation is going to harvest mutated corona samples from Murican citizens.

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ya seethe?

From what I've been seeing, it's now considered endemic so if you get it you get it.

*coofs in your thread*

Rate my PrEP boys

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How the fuck are all of you guys even prepping?
Do you all just happen to have a good enough budget to live alone? All of you?
I live with my family and we all go out to work
I work at home so I'm not at risk of exposure outside but I am inside if one of my family members get sick.
Are you guys not worried about family exposure?

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test

FUTURES ALMOST OPEN
some market doom porn articles
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archive.is/uAzAE

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DON'T FORGET TO REPORT SPAMMING FAGGOTS
>DON'T FORGET TO REPORT SPAMMING FAGGOTS
DON'T FORGET TO REPORT SPAMMING FAGGOTS
>DON'T FORGET TO REPORT SPAMMING FAGGOTS

COOF

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>Italy locks down 16 million
What an embarrassment for the yuropoors. China’s lockdown was 700 million.

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U ok Argiebro?Don't you feel tired?Do you sleep properly?

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>hm, this German dude in our shitty third world hospital just died of the flu
>pssht, just tell them it was Corona and there was nothing we could do xDD
Is that really the lengths other countries go to?
Can't endure that Germany remains at 0 deaths?

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Israel 29!!!!!

We brought this upon ourselves
Globalism destroying the natural order
In labs, pretending to be Gods
Consuming everything without care for life
Selfishness before community
Rampant and celebrated sociopaths and narcissists
Love for wealth more than charity
Sexual deviancy destroying the family
And no mass movement to stop it
This is the Flood, as it happened before

Post one, take one

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3 new in Poland
fakty.interia.pl/raporty/raport-koronawirus-chiny/polska/news-trzy-nowe-przypadki-koronawirusa-w-polsce,nId,4369786

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IT KEEPS GOING UP

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like you?

>mfw in rual NC
>mfw when the dumb niggers in Charoltte chimp out in a few days

Gonna be nice to watch the world burn
We prepped months ago user

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Any other fellow Arkansas bros in here worried about Coronavirus finally reaching our state? :(

>Samples will be sent
>Postal worker
>mfw broken parcel

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Got beggars in the subways of your city? Better quarantine them now or they will spread corona all over the subways with their panhandling for drug money.

Surely to modify and re-release it.

independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-italy-doctors-intensive-care-deaths-a9384356.html
10% of diagnosed require icu stay. 10% of what soon will be millions. we're fucked.

Cope

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Selection bias
in a lot of places tests are only in cases where symptoms are advanced. Asymptomatic/mild cases can easily pass by without being tested

I'm all out of this shitty market
Let the bodies hit the floor

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CORONAVIRUS HATE CRIME!!!

Get gat, its that simple

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fuck coofers

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Trump wants to pretend Corona Chan doesn't exist. No tests, no cases, so he can pretend everything is fine.

any turks noticing coronas in the country? I don’t believe there’s no cases there yet

Hey now user...remember where you came from.

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So where does this go on the happening scale, what is the last big happening we can compare this to?

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now we need 5999971 more

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youtube.com/watch?v=_3Mn-mJdHUo
DeBlasio is live now. Telling drivers to keep their windows open so their passengers don't coof them. (seriously)

It's not about the prepping
It's the exposure, my family still goes out for work, they have to.
How do you all know if you're even safe? You don't know if you're infected or a family member infects you.

2 more burgers dead in Washington state

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Can you feel it,Mr. Shekelstein?

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>Cruise ship that docked in California had people with corona on it
>Live in Cali
>Dumbass friend wants to go on a cruise for his bachelor party soon
I'm not fucking going

9/11

You are loved!

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>tfw our government could easily save lives by closing off provinces to slow it down immensely

>tfw theynonly care about muh economy

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Chernobyl maybe

meteor strike on dinosars

archive.is/116XZ
‘CoronaVirus Won’t go Away Until Third Temple Built’ Rabbi says

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I see I'm in good company. I'm also in rural NC, and looking forward to seeing the monkeys in Durham go full apeshit

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Used my neet savings, no gf, no kids

>seems like every time I blink the mutt counter goes up
>trumpcucks are still defending every aspect of his response to the outbreak

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>"so they can be safely isolated and cared for, and the identification of their contacts, who can then be quarantined."

I too want my friends and I to be shipped to a Bill Gates blacksite based on the results of a test delivered by a private company

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EVERY DAY MILLIONS DIE (ACCIDENTS, ILLNESS, MURDER, ETC)

THIS IS A NOTHING BURGER OF COSMIC PROPORTIONS

THE GREAT NOTHIN' BURGER

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Where can I watch Jim's stream

Man, how old are you?
In America if you're over 18 you MUST have your own house.
Even in shitholes like Russia nobody over 18 lives with parents.

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As big as Trump winning the election. Depending where we go from here it could be the biggest happing of all time, maybe ever. Sad!

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a set of buns, that much too the viewers surprise, has no substantive content inside whatsoever!

Any news on the LA marathon??

Swine flu, but more infectious and less fatal

i was wondering what happened to this botly fucker
ya stopped posting for a while

none other since Yas Forums became relevant.
This is literally the happening this board has memed about for all these years.

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THIS IS THE END

told you before, put some clothes on and tidy your pigsty a bit.

Been lurking the past few months to see if we share the same fate as the rest of the world. Right now its Delaware and us against the world.

Why are Jews like this?

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Spanish Flu

Well I live on my own in bumfuck nowhere with farmland for miles around me, haven't talked to anyone in two months so I'm safe. Only got to the store in early mornings at that.
God Durham will be funny as shit, Bessermer City user here, kind of want to venture to Gastonia to see the homeless hordes when it happens

telegraph.co.uk/science/2020/03/08/coronavirus-army-may-need-build-field-hospitals-cope-patients/
>The army may need to build field hospitals like the ones used in the African Ebola outbreak to cope WHO said
> government should be thinking about where temporary hospitals could be installed if required.
>"Certainly the Army has great experience of putting up field hospitals"
>Instead of simply wearing a mask, doctors and nurses must now wear full face visors or surgical goggles, gloves, disposable gowns and fluid resistant surgical masks. They should also enlist a ‘buddy’ to monitor them while they are putting on their protective gear to make sure it is fitted correctly.
>people are estimating that 20 per cent of the workforce might be out of action at any one time when the crisis reaches its peak, sometime in late April
>warned that the disease could lead to 100,000 deaths, more than five times more than seasonal influenza, and said the epidemic was likely to peak in April.
archive.is/s2PdV

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gimme the "you're already dead"

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Course not. Pandemic isnt the concern, as much as "turning china off" is an unprecedented happening for the economy.

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How long until Senators/House Reps start displaying it?

Based death cultist Gates

I wonder what the elections will look like when half of all boomers are either dead or quarantined and the rest don’t want to risk going out and getting infected

>Prisoners in Italy are revolting
they are already in prison why do you have to make fun of their looks?

Fuck off with that pretentious hock of phooey nigga

Clearly says 1,040

we can try exterminating the jews to see what happens

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Pic related is from a news broadcast interviewing a patient who has coronavirus. It seems to be causing horrific encephalitis

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You don't have 0 deaths, you dumb fucktard. You are probably over 100, and your gobbels-tier propagada will not be able to hide it for long.

>politicizing best girl to vent your hatred towards drumpf

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Mexianon Current symptoms:
>Fatigue, nasal congestion, sore throat, headache.
Update
>Runny nose has stopped for the most part.
> Been taking Loratadine (Claritin), Ibuprofen (Advil). Both have decreased the severity of the symptoms.
>Not fever yest

EuroNext and Globex are still closed for futures. Interbank forex is open

USDJPY 104.3 (-0.8%)
USDCAD 1.3515 (+0.8%)
EURUSD 1.1340 (+0.5%)
GBPUSD 1.3064
AUDUSD 0.6628
NZDUSD 0.6352
USDCHF 0.9334 (-0.5%)

CHF/JPY heavily bid

CAD dumped like no tomorrow - indicating oil is going to collapse today after Aramco slashed prices by 6-8$/bbl, could be -10% again today

EUR bid hard for some fucking reason

We don’t really know what fraction if cases is undetected, but I’ve read recommendations that we look to south korea for mortality statistics. They’re screening everyone. Tbh, Wuhan stats are probably decent too because china put remote thermal monitors at any place that wasn’t closed. So pretty much every case where you were running even the slightest temperature got tested.

maximum capitalism

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my gf is pretty based so we prepped together. brought some non-perishables from her place to my flat too

you don't know how bad it is.

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Tight chest all week. Getting worse and runny nose now. No cough or other symptoms. I blame the cold weather. I am not worried about the virus but I am worried about spreading it though.

We can always vote by mail

BUY TLT

Nice new narrative. Keep Seething, Lefties..

Probably was the seething allies. GERMANY 0 Deaths still

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>what is the last big happening we can compare this to?

Spanish Flu

This is worst than WW2

Yet*

NY JUST SAID THEY ARE GIVING PEOPLE A BULLSHIT TEST FIRST, THAT TESTS FOR LITERAL WHO VIRUSES BEFORE THEY WILL TEST YOU FOR COVID19!!!! IF YOU HAVE COVID YOU WILL BE SPREADING IT TO EVERYONE THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE FIRST TEST.

eh. they'll round up some hoboes and test vaccines on them
big whoop

seethe

>EVERY DAY MILLIONS DIE (ACCIDENTS, ILLNESS, MURDER, ETC)
so you're saying more than one billion people die each year. you're so damn stupid

Infact, nearly 11million have died this year already

www.worldometers.info/world-population/

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You are probably gonna instantly die

2008 market crashes

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Same. I'm gonna go to the ER if it persists tomorrow. I'm feeling really dizzy too.

That's what the entire world is doing faggot

Good for yooo. Don’t forget to have him rewrite his will so you get some of his shit

So short sighted. I'm saving all my prep supplies to trade in for unlimited puss from desperate whores, not useless jew money

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You forgot tampons femanon

pls american bros. come over here and bring guns. zombie virus is happening

>will likely peak in april

This is the millionth time i've read this, what the fuck do the elites know about this virus.

why april???

not corona
it doesn't cause nasal congestion

>runny nose
Not a symptom, you don't have it

The final redpill is realizing that none of that "just happened". It was MADE to happen with both malice and intent. It took them decades of subversion and cultural vandalism to rot our societies to this degree. Until we deal with the "people" doing this, it will never stop.

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can confirm

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Couldn't get any toliet paper today gonna have to get up early to beat the old cunts who keep taking it all.

I had t last week. Had bad chest congestion, fever, bad coof, and trouble breathing. Sucked but far from debilitating. You’ll be ok user

DESTROY OUR ENEMIES CORONA-CHAN
SIEG HEIL

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>pretentious hock of phooey
>proper english

some reported from milan earlier with pics. A fucking ghost town.
I'm in north east, pretty calm, friends told me they were stopped by police last night, provided proof of route, no problem going through, but they ARE actually checking people.
Meanwhile neighbouring region (friuli, out the red zone) go skiing like there's no tomorrow and fuck the 1mt distance.
Also Emilia user reported some pics of people walking like it's nothing, fuck the 1mt distance, but it doesnt count as north

wow even the cities have changed

fuck google. reCAPTCHA is terrible pajeet software

Runny nose is very very rare for coronavirus. You have normal cold

Can't compare it to anything. Yas Forums's been fapping over the thought of something like this habbening ever since it was /new/

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>parents booked a cruise last year
>they're going on it next month
>my dad is 50, mom in late 40s
>trying to talk them out of it
>"I'm not gonna let this scare me user! It's just another media scare!"

thanks

>there will still be regular mail when half the country is infected
Sure kid

I've escaped from Lombardy and I'm now in my holiday house in south Italy.
start coping terroni, we padanian chads are going to bring you to hell with us

Trump is the only happening of this scale since the ancestor of Yas Forums existed.
9/11 was bigger, so far.
Next 2 weeks will determine if it's the biggest happening of the 21st c.

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I actually started prepping the moment Wuhan got into lockdown, 23rd of January, because I immediately knew that this was serious. Also I always have a stash around that lasts for at least 2 weeks, constantly rotating it.

Same here fren

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twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1236736782055530496

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What city is this? At first I thought Seattle but maybe it is San Francisco?

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>be northerner
>southerners sperg out when the virus hits Lombardy
>"we don't want you Polentoni anymore"
>"rightful punishment to filthy Padani"
>some days pass
>virus hits Milan
>government leaks there will be a lockdown soon
>southerners living in the city, panicking, flee en masse probably bringing the infection down South through literal Plague trains
>southerners be like "nnnNNOOOOOOO, shut it down, stay home plz"

This stuff will probably seep so deep into the culture, we'll hear myths and jokes about this shit some 100 years from now

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She is bravely fighting this virus but just doesn’t seem like she is gonna make it

Just a reminder that the first case of the coronavirus in Italy include a north Italian marathon runner in Mattia, which began the widespread transmission to the community and elsewhere in Italy.
archive.is/338lC

West coast is done for.

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lol

do you even know how many days are in a year?

it's 365, so a million in a day is roughly 300mill not a billion.

2nd in Warsaw :( KUUUUUÜURWA

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m.soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan

holy shit i just heard my niegihbor coof in the halls !!
wtf is going on ?????????

BLACK SWAN'D

growth/spread is possible to model to some extent

I saw the pictures but I didn't know if they were tourist areas or normal buildings.

hot!

5th in the 2nd to last row.

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Good to hear.

Its a trap you idiot

This is the correct answer

SSoon. enator Chris Murphy met with the Iranian Ministers against the administrations wishes; now the whole Iranian govt is sick and Murohy was exposed.

foxnews.com/transcript/trump-administration-sanctions-five-iranian-officials-who-control-irans-elections

>only two weeks
you're as good as dead

>China has barely had any new cases for the past 2 weeks
It would appear they've succeeded in containing the outbreak and quite impressively, with only 80K total infected.
Meanwhile in Europe and the US, the virus is spiraling out of control and soon we'll go the way of the Native Americans.
It's over, boys. The Chinese century is nigh.

Not a fan of zion don or his response, but nobody else in the US would have done any better. Remember, people were saying his flight restrictions from Wuhan were racist.

Based for not buying the propaganda / nothingburger shills

Mutilated yank freaks defending the jew emperor is seriously grim

Fuck off you reddit retard

no, the toothpaste has just now started to be squeezed out of the tube
long way to go to 2%
I have zero sympathy btw, you guys are too stupid to realize you're fucked

Bane?

>millions
Is plural

At 100k her tits should be fully exposed and the bottom of the dress should start to ride up due to widening hips

>Israel 25

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Das Gif, oben dritte von links bitte

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Using $10 words when $0.05 words will do. It's pretensions gobbledygook for the purpose of pretending to be smart.
>ie) One risk does not discount the other risk
It's that easy to say without sounding like a liberal brained, pretentious retard.

sage and TP-illed

>Be EU
>Approve corona test kits in hurried mode, provide manufacturing clearance all over the continent
>FDA approves the test kits 4 years from now on

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>millionS
you're also dumb

ol nidgey

Oh look, here's one now. Imagine seeing his complete inability to handle this crisis, then seeing someone point out he's completely inept, and thinking "yeah, it's the user who points it out that's in the wrong".

and even gooder, look at how faggy society has become in the mean time. The collapse will be absolutely glorious to witness, I just hope the government can't completely control all the glorious videos that'll be coming out of urban centers in the next months.

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Probably the second or third biggest happening since Yas Forums began, tops Ebola but not as big as 2016 or 2014.

people saying this is as bad as spanish flu are fooling themselves. it's more comparable to a crisis in the same ballpark as 2008 in terms of severity.

Nah patient zero in italy was a pakistani food delivery driver and cook

Far enough but soon enough. Its also around the time we expect to see a massive impact from a lack of imports from china. Warehouse stores already running low on Chinese products. Many industries impacted but its staying pretty hush-hush
marketwatch.com/story/coronavirus-could-drive-up-out-of-stocks-at-stores-by-april-wells-fargo-2020-02-11
>Shoppers could start seeing empty store shelves as soon as mid-April
>Store closures and guidance cuts have been the primary impact of the outbreak on the retail sector thus far, leaving the supply chain largely unaffected.
>out-of stocks at retail for replenishment product could start within 60-to-90 days if disruptions continue beyond the next few weeks
>looking to other parts of Asia for their production needs, but raw materials come from China
>even when reopened staffing could be impacted by continued transportation issues, quarantine periods
>each day of inactivity leads to a delay in an order of up to one week
>isn’t just stores that will be impacted, but e-commerce
>big-box players like Target and Walmart could be the first to experience out-of-stock issues
>Analysts haven’t identified an “explicit risk” to the supply chain, but say a disruption is “likely.”
archive.is/QERFr

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cities on sundays are pretty crowded, you'd expect to see much more people walking, expeciallty with this fine weather so yeah, it's unusual to see such desolation

>Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
Still those Chinese cunts tried to blame bats for it. It is clearly made in a lab

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Why are they speaking Spanish in the New York live stream?

I wouldn't be a surprised if Gates did all of this. He's had plenty of time to think this through, I just hope he's on our side.

what do you want to check for you moron
this shit isn't contained by pointing a thermometer
this shit is contained by closing the fucking border and leaving cunts like you where they try to come from

Its almost like they’re fucking lying lmao

Everyone expects the bottom,noone expects the bottom to drop out from here.

Keep holding your puts/spreads for the month. Everyone's holding back until April/may and rate cuts are a give in at this point.
Sentiment has shifted three times over the weekend so volatility will be to the extreme.

I expect vix to hit 50 soon

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I came here just to post this

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*rechts