/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1751

It was nice knowing you guys.

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
ONLY A HANDFUL OF CASES HAVE CLAIMED INCUBATION PERIODS BEYOND THIS AND CANNOT BE VERIFIED.
YOU MADE IT, IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED!

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He has a point

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Based argie

fuck coofers

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BASED lockdown user

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Fake and gay

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>0 (zero) cases in Turkey
g-d bless the SVLTAN.

>103
>113
>133
So basically it’s officially over a 100 deaths either way.

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>108,139 infected
>3,669 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!

stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Who autistically checking his temperature 5+ times a day here?

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ITALY NEW NUMBERS
ACTIVE CASES: +1326, 6387
RECOVERED +33, 622
DEAD +133, 366

TOTAL: 7375

just rewatched contagion how the fuck did they get it so right?

Man has no automatic code of survival. His particular distinction from all other living species is the necessity to act in the face of alternatives by means of volitional choice. He has no automatic knowledge of what is good for him or evil, what values his life depends on, what course of action it requires. Are you prattling about an instinct of self-preservation? An instinct of self-preservation is precisely what man does not possess. An 'instinct' in as unerring and automatic form of knowledge. A desire is not an instinct. A desire to live does not give you the knowledge required for living. And even man's desire to live is not automatic: your secret evil today is that that is the desire you do not hold. Your fear of death is not a love of life and will not give you the knowledge needed to keep it. Man must obtain his knowledge and choose his actions by a process of thinking, which nature will not force him to perform. Man has the power to act as his own destroyer--and that is the way he has acted through most of history.

Based and correct

His point only makes sense if you're a brainlet and think only 3500 people are going to die.

We aren't doing shit because 3500 people are dead it's because millions of people could die in a short period of time

>C. Rica +4
Up to 5, 7 suspected.

rest in peace italy

>STILL NO DEATHS IN GERMANY
>0 DEATHS ON GERMAN SOIL
>FRANCE BTFO
>ITALY BTFO
>AMERICA BTFO
>EVERYONE ELSE SEETHING
>DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE GERMAN

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sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0092867420302294
>SARS-CoV-2 Cell Entry Depends on ACE2 and TMPRSS2 and Is Blocked by a Clinically Proven Protease Inhibitor

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Idiot

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All of these Rodeoniggers are going to get the entire fucking city infected

click2houston.com/rodeo/2020/03/07/rodeo-eats-these-sweet-treats-will-put-a-giddy-up-in-your-step/

Rate my PrEP boys

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Absolutely happening.

GUYS GUYS GUYS
OUT OF ALL THE US CASES ONLY LIKE FUCKING 4-5 HAVE BEEN "REOVERED"
WHAT THE FUCK

What makes italy so unique that they have such a ridiculous amount of hospitalisations?

WUHAN 2.0

ok bros it was funny while it was over in chink land but can we please stop this virus from spreading any further? im scared. okay thank you

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china needs to be nuked now

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

predictive programming

IS THERE ANY NATION THAT CAN TRULY BE CALLED A WHITE MAN'S COUNTRY ANYMORE?
>IS THERE ANY NATION THAT CAN TRULY BE CALLED A WHITE MAN'S COUNTRY ANYMORE?
IS THERE ANY NATION THAT CAN TRULY BE CALLED A WHITE MAN'S COUNTRY ANYMORE?
>IS THERE ANY NATION THAT CAN TRULY BE CALLED A WHITE MAN'S COUNTRY ANYMORE?
IS THERE ANY NATION THAT CAN TRULY BE CALLED A WHITE MAN'S COUNTRY ANYMORE?
>IS THERE ANY NATION THAT CAN TRULY BE CALLED A WHITE MAN'S COUNTRY ANYMORE?
IS THERE ANY NATION THAT CAN TRULY BE CALLED A WHITE MAN'S COUNTRY ANYMORE?
>IS THERE ANY NATION THAT CAN TRULY BE CALLED A WHITE MAN'S COUNTRY ANYMORE?

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based Soderbergh

Considering making an online survival game where the occultists spread Corona-chan and the army and government tries to contain it, or if you want you can play as chaotic neutral and bug out innawoods to be the last team standing.
>tfw you forgot to prep a kevlar hazmat suit to take on the occultists after society collapses

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Nice legs

The US was only testing people that were dead or near death

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE GERMAN
never seen someone prouder to be refugee meat

Haven't even done one weeks worth of prepping I don't even know how to fucking cook rice or pasta so I don't think I'm going to make it

F

>President of Portugal infected
twitter.com/Record_Portugal/status/1236695773376634882

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Germans gonna be pumping those numbers up real soon.

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>133 deaths
Is this just in one region or all of Italy? Either way, this is escalating fast.

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Just wash your hands, idiots.

ITALY 133 DEAD
>ITALY 133 DEAD
ITALY 133 DEAD
>ITALY 133 DEAD
ITALY 133 DEAD
>ITALY 133 DEAD

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>Zero cases in Kazakhstan
>Zero cases in Turkey
>Zero cases in Uzbekistan
>Zero cases in Mordovia, Tatarstan and Tuva
Confirmed. Turks are immune.

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>shifting the goalposts this hard
A German just died in the most horrific way, after being released as recovered.

All of italy. This is DAILY.

requiescat in pace

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what mean? are protease inhibitors antivirals?

Argentina: zero cases so far.

ITS LITERALLY OVER

POST APOCALYPSE MUSIC

youtu.be/cRzQuPvLjdU

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Looks like a hoarder.

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this but unironically. happeningfags are cancer

stop getting infected

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>implying 3500 is the real death toll

u gonna get corona and it'll attack your balls

digits dont lie

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>please stop
No
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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>more cases here than in North Korea
How.

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>it's just a flu bro lol
>i-it's even weaker than the flu bro
>i-i-it's a nothingburger stop using it against Trump
>i-i-i-it's nothing the markets are already (dead) bouncing back
>p-p-p-p-p-perhaps H2H transmission is less deadly
>o-o-o-o-o-only 3500 human lives have been lost due to our incompetence, for now
>p-p-p-p-p-p-please think about le stonks

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Tell that to the italian people quarentined.

>tfw I snoze so hard i dropped my infection license and it fell down a stormdrain

how fucked am I?

Iceland?

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So do we know what kind of strain Italy has? Is it the weaker or stronger one?

Holy shit

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RIP
Italybro

0 Deaths in Germany
>0 Deaths in Germany
0 Deaths in Germany
>0 Deaths in Germany
0 Deaths in Germany
>0 Deaths in Germany
0 Deaths in Germany
>0 Deaths in Germany

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They're a glimpse into the future
The number of hospitalizations is so high because as a first world country they have the capacity to put so many into the system
Unlike China they don't build deathcamps within a week

TOP 2
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youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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did they get rolled on german soil tho?

He's right, i mean if a shity virus put humanity on his knee, i can't imagine what a asteroid/nuclear war/ayylmaos will do to us. Today society is very weak and can crumble very fast.

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PASTA LA VISTA LMAO
YOUR COUNTRY IS LITERAL SHITHOLE.
L M A O
M
A
O

>1500 new cases

Is Italy going to end

I’m still on this fence when it comes to fearmongering, but I fucking hate this faggot.

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ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REPORTS

>1326 NEW CASES AND 133 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 7375 TOTAL CASES AND 366 DEATHS
>1326 NEW CASES AND 133 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 7375 TOTAL CASES AND 366 DEATHS
>1326 NEW CASES AND 133 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 7375 TOTAL CASES AND 366 DEATHS
>1326 NEW CASES AND 133 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 7375 TOTAL CASES AND 366 DEATHS

FUCK YOU IRAN AND SOUTH KOREA!
WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!

FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA WITH OVER 7000 CASES!

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>NOT ON OUR SOIL
NOT ON OUR SOIL
>NOT ON OUR SOIL
NOT ON OUR SOIL
>NOT ON OUR SOIL

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also as late 20 year old at this time i don't have to worry about infection yet right? i should be prepping for the economic collapse and chimp outs right?? or are we all fucked

Is it just Italy, or is it an example of what the numbers looks like when the government decides to report them honestly?

youtube.com/watch?v=AfOmkJibBOY

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DEJA VU

>how?
South Korea seems more prepared because of their obsession with cleanliness. Plus most of their cases originated from a cult. Italy on the other hand didn’t contain it in time

how did she (male) carry all those supplies?

>PrEP
she has no idea, does she?

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did they start triage already?

Repeat after me:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Iceland is based. But not an actual nation, just a shitty colony.

time to up the quarantine rules

What a retard.

South Korea would like a word.

We have hundreds, maybe over a thousand in the US. You don't have 0 brother

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Burger turbo autist checking in. Checking my temp every 3 or 4 hours. Both of my parents have health issues and corona-chan would very likely kill both of them.

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>be me
>be German
>beautiful wife Aisha Schröder
>Masud and Jasemin are my children
>gibs coming in strong
>brother dies in Kairo
>remember he wasn't born in Germany like me (Alhamdulillah)
>go to mosque Merkel Al Almani
>pray my duah like any good German would
>walk home
>open borrowed laptop from some racist white slut from Cologne who gave me ficki ficki
>open Safari
>feelslikebackhomeinafrica.jpg
>"BUT HE DIDNT DIE IN GERMANY SO HE ISNT A REAL GERMAN LIKE ME"

user plz puoi linkarmi il sito di quella tabella

This is so profoundly retarded that he has to be trolling...

Israeli PM: we might force everyone whom entering the country to stay at their place for 2 weeks

No, yes, yes.

Pretty sure we fake the numbers

for fucks sake this is escalating too fast

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how can a nation be called country?

>deaths nearly double in one day

Oh man big bleach has got us wrapped around it's finger

Why the hell so many italians dying???

Also, are they all old or sick who die?

>italian
>people

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Ironically COVID-19 is doing a very good job against pollution

Pajeet you are indeed an expert on shit subject by your culture

ITS OKAY THEY WERE ALL 80+++++++ WITH PREEXISTING HEALTH CONDITIONS

Italians are faggots who have not known the scare of SARS and shit. Maybe with the deaths ratcheting up people will actually modify their behavior.

Did China forget about Denmark mocking them yet?

>40% increase in ONE DAY
Oh my fuck

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>say something nice about italy
You have a nice looking sign language girl

YOU'RE A NIGGER, GOD FORTOLD THIS VIRUS CAME OUT OF CHINA FUCKING NIGGERLICOUS VIRUS MADE BY CIA NIGGERS

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Yes.

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WE DID WE OVERTOOK KOREA
CHINKS YOU'RE NEXT WE'RE COMING FOR YA

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A German person can die to coronavirus just fine, that's the whole point. Your medical system doesn't matter, it will be overwhelmed in a week or less. Winning against Corona-chan by brute force is a mathematical impossibility.

roomate broke quarantine, am confined to my own room now
tfw taking shits with a mask on

CHINA NUMBA WAN
ITALY NUMBA---CHO

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ITALY NOW HAS A 5% DEATH RATE

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God fucking damn it feels good to be prepared.

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Because most of those underdeveloped countries don't have testing capabilities for it or are very limited in the resources available to do so.

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9 and already one death...

> also as late 20 year old at this time i don't have to worry about infection yet right?
you’re gonna be a late 20 year old
as in “the late 20 year old”

C O P E
O
P
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>Italy 1,400 new case today and 133 deaths
>Germany 1,000 cases and ''''zero''' deaths. German tourist who managed to leave the country drops dead though

hmmmmm

b-but i like Italy...

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WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY OF YOU DYING
EXPLAIN???

>Danish pneumonia patient in hospital tests positive for ncov-19 virus
>A dozen hospital employees now out of play and in quarantine for 2 weeks
>Not linked to any prior cases
>No travel history

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Germany will burn

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ganbare italy-kun!

How many of us smokers in here? Asking for a fed

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>1492
The small pox pandemic on the Native Americans began with Columbus. It's a sign from Kek. It's really happening guys.