Brit/pol/ - bogroll edition

>Supermarkets begin RATIONING as Tesco limits the amount of baked beans and hand sanitiser customers can buy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8087031/Supermarkets-begin-RATIONING-Tesco-limits-pasta-baked-beans-hand-sanitiser.html

>Fishing FURY: Boris issued dire warning over Brexit gamble
express.co.uk/news/politics/1251870/brexit-news-fishing-boris-johnson-uk-eu-trade-deal-latest-conservative-party-majority

>Defra to phase out badger culling in favour of vaccination
fwi.co.uk/livestock/health-welfare/livestock-diseases/bovine-tb/defra-to-phase-out-badger-culling-in-favour-of-vaccination

>Commuters wear plastic bags, boxes and gas masks as coronavirus fears grip London
thesun.co.uk/news/11097695/commuters-masks-london-coronavirus-fears/

>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317

>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380

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so why did the government not do anything in the early days?
why are we now heading for exponential growth?

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FUCK U WHITE BOI

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why does the BBC Iplayer trigger incels so much?

>downplay it to avoid panic
>this definitely won’t cause mass hysteria down the line when the truth about this becomes self evident
I don’t know how they function honestly

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>it's not about race
>i don't see race
>race doesn't matter
>both sides in race war are wrong

why the fuck are liberals so fucking cucked on race? the penny refuses to drop with them. liberalism is the natural comfy position to adopt when the only problem with your society is which socks to wear that morning, but when an ancient indigenous population is being threatened by mass migration and ethnic genocide by globalists with an agenda , liberalism is a death sentence for that nation yet still they beat the liberalism drum fucking hell you have to be clever to be that stupid and get away with it

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Ash 'Scatter Whites Afar' Sarkar

You can steal bog roll from all sorts of places if you think you might run out. McDonald’s, pubs, libraries, public toilets, Starbucks, even your own place of work. I don’t understand why it’s become the panic buyer’s product of choice.

>I don’t understand why it’s become the panic buyer’s product of choice.

Because it will be the number 1 product to use when shit hits the fan.

has anyone checked the space weather

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Me neither. You can just scrape the poo away with your nails

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you pakis are going to get shown for what you are in the next month.

big up to da mandem wastem ting yagetme famting? oppz get man lackin
tories are raycist
rappin rhyme
not knife crime
smokin peng
not cheff da men
BLUP BLUP big up to da bossmen
peace

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She's such an ugly cunt.

"Give us your beans and your big roll or we'll fucking rush ya! "

What do britpol?

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Bog

She's not as good looking as she thinks she is, but I'd still do her.. and then have her deported so I don't have to listen to the awful things she says

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What a bunch of dweebs. I'd start shoving thumbs through eyeballs is what I'd do.

Did you watch Cobra on Sky? Solar flare knocks out power and wh*tes in the north rise up.

Imagine how hairy her arse is though

Poo is like wiping peanut butter out of a brillo pad. Nice.

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forgotten about that, the northern rambo thing was class

guess they didn't miss

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Yeah was a little cringy but I kekked fucking hard when he got hit by a truck.

>She's not as good looking as she thinks she is
Exactly this, but she isn't good looking at all, even most fat women would look good if they lost the weight she isn't that fat yet she is still fucking ugly.

how much to do you weigh

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Holy fuck lmao

I feel like everybody is buying bogroll because everybody else is, so they feel like they need to get some as thats what everybody else is doing. Like if there was a shortage of marmite or bovril everybody would be going mad for the stuff, even though a lot of people hate them.

He was fucking pounding that nignog, the nignog was so ass blasted he had to get a little cheap shot in.

If everybody else is panic buying, it is rational to join in

test

Why the fuck did the big guy hold back, what was the point of getting out and starting trouble in the first place. Mug

Anglish men, bring back your elder's tongue!

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Why are people not panic buying stuff like tinned tuna, beans, canned meats and sauces, huge sacks of rice and oats, or fresh meat they could freeze or long life products or primary ingredients like flour, salt, yeast? even stuff like cartoned citric concentrate drinks for vitamin c or making hooch....Milk, sugar, flour, beans and rice, + citric fruit juice will keep you alive and healthy for a long time in an emergency.

Are people honnestly panic buying toilet paper, bottled water and ready meals?

Why?

Because he was fucking knackered. He's a big man but he's out of shape.

He's probably worried he'd get charged with a hate crime.

But they are buying the wrong things, why are they not buying calorie dense things like sugar, peanut butter, canned cream or meats?

Lol good point, he forced the black guy up against the wall after the gay little belt whip and basically achieved nothing, would have been the perfect time to land some decent punches

It's a displacement activity, they are panicking about corona so they feel they have to do SOMETHING. There is no hand sanitiser left, and toilet roll has a psychological association with cleanliness. Their horror of disease is converted into a horror of having a dirty bum. Once fear takes over logic goes out of the window.

Lol nobody cares about hate crimes when it's black guys, that's just dealing old paki women and stuff

behave yourself lad

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That sounds pretty logical actually.

dunno about 15 stone

It's flu, you can't blow your nose on a bidet. You can on your fingers but you still have to wipe it off.

it does?

i'm certain every feels the same as me but is just larping about being compassionate
virtue signalling

Detectives are investigating following a suspicious incident in Hemel Hempstead and are appealing to members of the public for information after a vehicle had pulled up alongside a 12-year-old girl near Bennetts End Community Centre and the driver asked her to get in.
The girl refused and caught the attention of a passer-by, who came to her assistance, which led to the vehicle leaving the area.
Extensive enquiries are continuing at this time to trace the driver and establish the circumstances around what happened.
A vehicle has been recovered as part of the investigation.
The driver is described as an Asian man, of slim/skinny build, 20 to 30 years of age, with a curly black beard.
He was wearing a white T-shirt/polo shirt and a black hat.

mynewsmag.co.uk/dodgy-driver-police-search-for-man-who-asked-schoolgirl-to-get-in-his-car-in-hemel-hempstead/

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start coughing uncontrollably

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knock 5heads teeth out with the end of steel pipe then arserape damien till he bleeds.

Many people are able to convince themselves that they genuinely care about the fates of people they have never met on the other side of the world, right up until the moment they are asked to do something about it beyond signing an e-petition or going on a march with their mates.

reminder that we are never getting a vaccine for this.

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yes because of the trauma of witnessing violence
not because of some empathetic connection that was severed

it's fluff
the only people i really care about are my family and gf
the rest is fluff and politeness

>ID:Sex

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found a pic of you

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i fucking hate you all

spooky

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Did you make these? Please make some more, they're great!

youtube.com/watch?v=Qs0JmoMNs0k
Based and red pilled

Whatever you say, LARPcel

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Sadly not, but I agree they are truly great works of art

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yet i've still had sex so what's your excuse?

26 minutes until the wine gets uncorked.
No work tomorrow,

Wonder if bogroll stock went up? How's P&G doing? Do they make Charmin? Was going to buy some shares last week and totally forgot

Fucking edgy user, having a bottle of wine at 7pm.

Ash " shags like a kebab" Sakar

Dark circled, yellow-eyed Pakis with designer stubble parked outside a drab and grey Yorkshire secondary school in a bmw, waiting for the white gora schoolies to come out

Pull that cap wearing prick inside, punch Twilight in the face and slam the door. Then let them all listen to their buddy begging for his life from the other side of the door

whatever you say, Herr Hohenzollern lmfao

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Envy of my 'ceps?

Saw some liberal responses to a clip of her saying that, lots of them said something along the lines of
>wow that's a bit racist

>english teacher thinks he could take anyone in a fight

can't believe you let a spastic like that dominate you for years

you've no 'ceps

he'd probably take you tbf