Erica got out of bed and clutched her tits, 'these are big and mine' she thought, she stumbled towards the bathroom and knocked over last nights half empty carlings.
Once she had finished her bath she sat at her dressing table doing her makeup when the doorbell rang, she rushed down stairs it was her lovehoney delivery of a vibrating egg and a rampant rabbit ''oh great '' she thought to herself ''i'll have fun with these tonight with a few bottles of red wine''
She expertly disinfected the tips of the wine bottles, 'wine pussy, wine pussy, wine pussy' she chanted like a gleeful caveman and slapped her protruding forehead, 'what a fucking nutjob ey boy' said a man passing by the window to his rotweiler.
Whilst standing at the kitchen sink doing the washing up with her massive breasts almost hanging in the washing bowl, she noticed her neighbour and old pervert he is watching with a pair of binoculars . Erica decided to put on a show so she cartwheeled around the kitchen naked whilst squirting.
But little did Sarah know, her evening would not turn out to slide along so smoothly. Without warning, she was ripped from her penetrative meditation by a cataclysmic blast that shook the whole house to its core, forcing her back to reality. 'What the FUCK was that?', she whimpered, as the wine bottle drooped lamely from her still twitching vulva.
The neighbour on seeing Sarah cartwheeling about the house with a bottle of wine in her pussy had gained confidence, he had got in his car and tried to ram through the front door.
The Kia was just small enough to have wedged itself in between the doorframe. Shattered glass covered the hallway, along with what appeared to be a golden brown liquid, and... limes? Sarah looked on, gobsmacked and half blinded by the headlights, as the Pirates of the Carribean theme song faintly echoed from the car's radio.
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