Brit/pol/ - Cleaning Up The Norf Edition

>Supermarkets begin RATIONING as Tesco limits the amount of baked beans and hand sanitiser customers can buy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8087031/Supermarkets-begin-RATIONING-Tesco-limits-pasta-baked-beans-hand-sanitiser.html

>Fishing FURY: Boris issued dire warning over Brexit gamble
express.co.uk/news/politics/1251870/brexit-news-fishing-boris-johnson-uk-eu-trade-deal-latest-conservative-party-majority

>Defra to phase out badger culling in favour of vaccination
fwi.co.uk/livestock/health-welfare/livestock-diseases/bovine-tb/defra-to-phase-out-badger-culling-in-favour-of-vaccination

>Commuters wear plastic bags, boxes and gas masks as coronavirus fears grip London
thesun.co.uk/news/11097695/commuters-masks-london-coronavirus-fears/

>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317

>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380

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youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA
twitter.com/WBYeats1865/status/1224969360298541058
twitter.com/m5rgate/status/1224241271868444672
docs.google.com/document/d/1IjZBVH3MjadOQAbMN-bpjzZzOSEsw1oj4Ki9vjoDoVw/edit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibbo_Kift
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_Sarkar
youtube.com/watch?v=Lzz50xENH4g
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239
youtube.com/watch?v=mkp8Gg7leKo&t=43
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

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reminder that this virus is never going away.

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90th hour without sleep

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>cleavage site

oi oi

First for sussex

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nobody cares, mong

then why are you on my blog site?

Imagine caring about anything that isn't under your immediate control lmao

>cleavage sites

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Spoopy shit

Isn't that exactly the same as other viruses

Pubes?

science picture say bad thing happen. me big scare now

what of him

Do you agree that he's an embarrassing little virgin LARPcel?

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whenever I come here I feel like I've gotten into a time machine to the 1950s

Cummings is a Blairite

ye

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CCTV video caught an alleged Chinese family of four from Guangxi province deliberately spat on tissue paper and smeared their saliva all over elevator buttons.

Sources claimed the local police are investigating on this case
.
#WuhanCoronavirus
twitter.com/WBYeats1865/status/1224969360298541058

please stop making fun of the last heir to House Hohenzollern

House Hurensohn?

Well then fuck off eurofag.

CEX works do
twitter.com/m5rgate/status/1224241271868444672

Erica got out of bed and clutched her tits, 'these are big and mine' she thought, she stumbled towards the bathroom and knocked over last nights half empty carlings.

Once she had finished her bath she sat at her dressing table doing her makeup when the doorbell rang, she rushed down stairs it was her lovehoney delivery of a vibrating egg and a rampant rabbit ''oh great '' she thought to herself ''i'll have fun with these tonight with a few bottles of red wine''

She expertly disinfected the tips of the wine bottles, 'wine pussy, wine pussy, wine pussy' she chanted like a gleeful caveman and slapped her protruding forehead, 'what a fucking nutjob ey boy' said a man passing by the window to his rotweiler.

Whilst standing at the kitchen sink doing the washing up with her massive breasts almost hanging in the washing bowl, she noticed her neighbour and old pervert he is watching with a pair of binoculars . Erica decided to put on a show so she cartwheeled around the kitchen naked whilst squirting.

But little did Sarah know, her evening would not turn out to slide along so smoothly. Without warning, she was ripped from her penetrative meditation by a cataclysmic blast that shook the whole house to its core, forcing her back to reality. 'What the FUCK was that?', she whimpered, as the wine bottle drooped lamely from her still twitching vulva.

The neighbour on seeing Sarah cartwheeling about the house with a bottle of wine in her pussy had gained confidence, he had got in his car and tried to ram through the front door.

The Kia was just small enough to have wedged itself in between the doorframe. Shattered glass covered the hallway, along with what appeared to be a golden brown liquid, and... limes? Sarah looked on, gobsmacked and half blinded by the headlights, as the Pirates of the Carribean theme song faintly echoed from the car's radio.

1/2

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I have complained to the BBC.

docs.google.com/document/d/1IjZBVH3MjadOQAbMN-bpjzZzOSEsw1oj4Ki9vjoDoVw/edit

You should too, and together we can stop the surge of racism.

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>wine

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did you know that there has never been a vaccine for a human coronavirus? our only hope was containment, but it's long past that point.

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new lib dem leader looks fun!

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"B-but you crashed right through my wall" sarah wailed. The stranger lumbered over, and in a bizarre shifting sccent shouted "why do you envy my wall demolishing skills? Spastic".

he got out of his car burping and scratching his belly ranting about the irish, ''w w what's your name'' sarah asked ''STUPID NEWFAG'' the man barked at her.

The stranger climbed up his sloop and manned the cannon, a 50cal mounted rifle.

thankfully for sarah the 50cal jammed sarah began to laugh this only enraged the man more as he threw empty cans of carling at her calling her a stupid newfag.

2/2

imagine if you were playing Minecraft and you accidentally blew all these people up with the TNT block haha.

South Korean Christian Cult members I guarantee it

"liberal" and "tolerant" is literally the reasons why there is an anti-white anti-english BBC spewing brown filth like pic related, not a defence from it. AA and all the classical liberals are wrong and we are reaping the bitter fruits of their failure.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t-N4tvhQME

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looks like a fucking Quentin Blake drawing

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>PANSEXUAL

>if you complain they’ll totally have to listen and this will stop
Larp, let their hate be front a centre, don’t boil the frog slowly

kek, also I get that the average retail worker has some form of retardation but I've never seen it as worse as it is in CEX workers

yup. all viruses can only reproduce by 'direct fusion' with [creature] cells. That's actually what defines a virus.

MASTAPIECE

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Awful feet

she's so cute

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Have you noticed how with each passing generation they are getting uglier.

Edward VIII was quite a handsome man, and now look at them. In another generation they'll have degenerated into proper handitard mongs.

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So that's where /britfeel/ go for a night out.

Hello

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just went to the supermarket.
shelves were all full.

I'd love to live there

Alright mate
How's the situation in Italy spaghettibro.

We should restart the Kibbo Kift
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibbo_Kift

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What a surprise nomask fags and handwashing fags were wrong.

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alri beppe

disgusting

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So you need to wear goggles, and a mask!

Qurantine is getting closer and closer to my city
Indoor gardens

I think you can do 100 hours.
Dab a wee bit more speed you whiny virgin.

How goes it lad?

stocked up on ritz crazkers and peanut butter everything looking good

a) It wastes some BBC cunt's time.
b) If thousands of people complain and they ignore it, we can complain about that
c) It's what the left do all the time, and it works for them. Admittedly they are pushing on an open door.
d) It takes 5 minutes (and they aren't going to put you on a watch list and cancel your benefits or whatever it is youre so scared of)

Where is that picture of?

already feel like im gonna have a heart attack though and im really hallucinating constantly

>Hello mates!

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why contain it?

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Should team up with Ed Milliband.

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Horlicks and bed with you.

>she's
he's
M8

I would but I'm not a customer.

Larp, the cattle isn’t allowed to kvetch their way to change.

Also based Bojo will defund it soon. Teehee

Why are you trying to kill yourself? Get some sleep you fucking melt.
Alright lad, recovered from all the tinnies?

She's an Islamo-Gommunist!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_Sarkar

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The lyrics to the Scottish rugby song is pure COPE

get some sleep, that way you might not wake up again

HAHAHHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Because half of the posters are closet homosexuals?

Here is another trouble maker:

youtube.com/watch?v=Lzz50xENH4g

Skip to 4:30 to avoid the boring part.

Relax

ill try again soon i think
i'm so wired though
last time i tried i led there for 2 hours just staring
i cant do anything to slow my heart and my brain down. the house party lastnight didnt put me to sleep i just sobered up and stayed awake while everyone went to bed
is that true

She’s a radlib rent seeker

Scottish rugby in general is pure cope

Only 25k to go lads.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

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She looks like Xerxes from 300 in a wig.

She only fucks white guys though. Is that islamocommunist official policy?

I speak for everyone when I say I hope it fucking kills you

>Larp
Don't be so useless. It's 5 minutes of copying and pasting

>One of the last Greenshirt publicity stunts, before the War put an end to all organised political activity, occurred when a mysterious green-clad archer appeared in Downing Street and shot a green arrow into the front door of No. 10.
This is very based, amazing how the whole thing has been forgotten

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>Likes and Dislike counter disabled
>All comments are in favour

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Least are Jurr had big tits.

May be taking a break from the tinnies for a while tbqh

>I speak for everyone
very humble of you. thank you for your service to everyone

Yes you are. You don't need a license for the radio, and you receive their radio signals whether you like it or not.

There are several groups trying to overthrow the history and spirit of England, the globalists and the socialists/communists. They have tried and failed, I don't think you've grasped that these groups are in freefall ATM, just laugh at them because it's going to be glorious watching the meltdown over the next five years.

Also, where's Hope not Hate, surely they would help boot this racist bigot off the air.

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Even if they did release it it'll have all the juicy stuff omitted or redacted.

Hello
Schinkel proposal for a royal palace in Crimea
Could be better, I guess
Ciao

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>Also, where's Hope not Hate, surely they would help boot this racist bigot off the air.

Are you 60? This isn't facebook.

Yeah bro, the entire BBC filled to the brim with luvvies will quiver before your complaint.

kek. sounds like a scene from Crécy

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That she did. A moment of silence please for Jo Swinson's massive titties. They are missed from Parliament.

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Yeah apparently the vaccines that made it to animal trials all made them even worse in the long run. But (((Israel))) has one on the way which I’m sure will be bang on the money.

Based and Malcolmpilled

>Hope not Hate
Current project is wailing about O9A to the cops it seems.

Lol they’ll grow in the next five years as boris is le bad man (even though he’s really quite similar to them)

no I wont ya cunt

I can finally post this again

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>I wrote a complaint to the BBC
>mfw

One of my friends interned there (we live near a big BBC building), and he said that many of the complaints are literally read out for all to hear and laughed at.

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They have to reply and it starts a chain of time wasting correspondence. Suppose 50,000 people complained? They'd have a little quiver then.

>Failing to see sarcasm

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A sore miss from Parliament, Jo's tits, not her butterface.

What happens if I eat a gammy sosij roll and I do a propa uncontrolled norf shit and there's no bog roll?

Kek

Because the anti-whites is the real racists,,

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>suppose 50,000 people
Suppose you’re aunt was a man. She’d be your uncle. But she’s not, so there.

youtube.com/watch?v=mkp8Gg7leKo&t=43

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I don't know why they don't build those old designs. There must be tonnes of them.

Why are half of em topless? How can they be overheating, there’s like ten people there?

Or don't. Either way, fuck the EU, fuck globohomo and fuck you!