/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1743

Next friday is 13th. Any predictions?

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Happy international womens day!

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>Me and my gf just watched the movies today.
>Some dumb fuck kept coughing non-stop.
>only 5-10 of us in the theater
>aircon was centralized and circulated.
And this cough wasn't just an ordinary cough. It was more like a dry hard cough that was synptomatic of pneumonia. Doesn't help that I have bronchitis. How fucked am I?

Despite the government insistence that there's no widespread epidemic here, can't deny that it's already taken root.

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It was a wild bumpy ride bros, see you at the other side.

Stock market will crash worse than the great depression

1000 more dead

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

>It is based on the theory, believed by many virologists, that respiratory viruses travel farther on a cough or a sneeze in cold dry air than they do with hotter more humid weather where the water in the air causes the droplets to drop down to the ground

Lol this is the best they can come up with

When is this flu finally over? you think it takes more than a week?

Have you considered visiting some rich elderly relatives of yours or a temple or two?

Reminder that the only THE ONLY way to stop this is complete military lockdown
b-b-but muh economy
Which country has the balls to do it first?

> prioritizing biocunts over your own safety
you might have a femin virus infection, check yourself

Why aren't you cunts posting the total numbers by country anymore?

what if the iran attack in january was to distract everyone (since nobody is talking about it anymore) and the (((USA))) are behind this ?

war

shut up tranny

When are we gonna start seeing the market bleed, anons?

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Because they're retarded niggers

roasties out

It's technically acceptable for me to still do my job by working remotely every day of the week. I have all this money and I never spend it on anything. What the fuck do I need to buy to outlast this? I need prepper guides.

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Countries are not able to accurately diagnose everyone. Bodies matter.

Dude I've been in a self imposed quarantine for 4 years
And now I will die anyway because of my inept government doing fuck all to limit the spread

when shit got real

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you get what you deserve for not listening.
Normies don't listen.

Sensible persons don't got to places of mass gathering.
"B-but muh gf wanted !!!" i think you have another problem there

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If you go outside ever it should only be in the early morning hours and to a store for extra stock on what you need. You fu ked you and that girl over, congrats.
Shill kun pls, nobody is buying your or any of your gook freinds posts

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it's bleeding from all holes like an Ebola victim already, wtf are you on about

Italy apparently

I miss my argiebro Baker.

He's probly a bairesfag and cucked by coronachan

Italy, maybe some slavic shitholes aswell. The rest of us will be fucking wastelands within 12 months

>everyone is buying food, building bunkers
>I am gathering weapons, preparing my raider supplies

yes keep hoarding food for me

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Does anyone know how influenza season affects hospital resource and bed availability? If hospitals handle flu season, they should be able to handle corona season, right? This is all assuming transmission and hospitalization rates are similar.

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951 cases in Germany and no fatalities? Thought /ppl/?

Because the numbers from china are horse shit. South Korea and Italy has proven that. It's on the BNC website if you like being lied to.

suggestion for pic next thread op

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Give it to me straight /cvg/.
Is it happening?

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>still 0 (zero) case in Turkey
YAWN.

Best part is the slightly exposed forehead of the woman there. Totally safe.

Infinity chan has lots, not sure if I can link it though.

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Yes

For all doomers/superspreaders, today is the Woman's March and next week is St Patricks day. Please don't go coofing around the bars, okay?

thread is going so fast that nobody knows that im gay, HAHAHAHA motherfuckers.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT VALUE ON HUMAN LIFE WE'RE ALL EQUAL THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

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It's not enough, I want it to fucking crash and burn, much worse than how Kobe did with his final slamdunk into the ground

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At this point does it matter? Everyone knows exactly what is going to happen. It will grow till its out of control, the country will react and try to contain it, they will fail, people will die, hospitals will fall apart, and eventually the plebs will get nervous when people they know start to die and possibly riot.
Its a rube goldberg machine of death and its fucking funny as hell

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It hasn't even begun. This is still the beginning of the beginning.

shill my ass, why did CNN helped increased the panic and the consequent spread of the virus in every region now? why there is always your hand (or the cia niggers most probably) behind every chaos?

It jumped an order of magnitude in 11 days, from 2,500 to 25,000

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When is Maggie finally gonna realize we need to take actions like this

nah it's over. .01% mortality rate in people over the age of 99. everyone else is immune.

どうして日本で新しいの症例ありません?これはめっちゃ変です。全然信じません。

Clearly covering up deaths

Faggot. It's bearly moveing when compared to /cvg/ average

>3661 dead

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news.stlpublicradio.org/post/first-missouri-coronavirus-case-st-louis-county#stream/0

>Just wash your hands bro
>Self quarantine for 14 days until symptoms go away :)
>Just a flu we have it under control :D
>Live in her area

Yep I'm fucking dead

Maybe

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I bought this n95 respirator mask but it looks kinda chinky. Would this keep me safe with some swimming goggles?
ebay.co.uk/itm/124101657699

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Why the Happening is actually over:
Every Boomer is talking about it and taking it seriously, way too many preppers, way too much media coverage, even Nigs talk about it on twitter. Its like with Ebola, not happening. Although its not a nothingburger

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7bGqZvt9uI

you guys think it will be dead until june so i can travel to japan?

What is that?

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CNN is kikes, it's kikes. Almost always it's kikes.

roaches dont test, roach, they put their faith in a diety

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Will definitely go to muslim areas, my local city hall, current enemies and cough there if I develop symptoms later down the line. Won't even wear my mask when I go out. If I go down, I'm taking down my ideological and personal enemies.

it can't crash in one go or they will halt trading. It will continue a slow decline for the next few months with a few dead cat bounces along the way

he's just being raped by corona-chan, I miss him too bro

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Yes.
everything will be dead by june

Because this whole thread (and website) is an glownigger honeypot. Don't care 'cause everyone's gonna die at this point.

lazy op

When she's eaten all the burgers

you're operating on a false assumption
namely, that when public order breaks down, it will be easier for you to operate
in truth, it will be much harder. everyone will be armed. toddlers will try to slice you with razor blades. grandmas will charge at your gun with meat cleaver raised. more importantly, upstanding citizens of good repute will think nothing of forming posses and going on miscreant-hunting expeditions
you WILL be profiled and doxxed. you WILL be hunted. you WILL be killed, because the popo won't be there anymore, trying to enforce its monopoly on violencce

food

Corona-chan might go into hiding by that time, but airline companies will be bankrupt.

lmao quarentine is a joke we still have trains working normally and highways werent closed

just another chinese delicacy

In China they don’t need those extra hospitals anymore and they’re back at work, so looking better

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Never seen a pangolin before?

We're reaching levels of cope previously unknown

I know its going to happen but every time it does I get both a little giddy and terrified at the same time.

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Yes you'll be dead by June

>Hospital collapses in China
>Quarantined apartment building collapses in China
I know that their buildings over there are made out of spit and reconstituted sawdust, but isn't this a little too coincidental?

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Hell yeah boomer apocalypse

UK +67 cases

Ahhhhh it's going parabolic

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A new level of coping

Then I can be assured that it will go down, ever so slowly, with the fucking Feds unable to fight the tide, no?

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People just aren't that worried. The local/state/federal response to Coronavirus is actually in line with what their voters want. Americans and probably Westerners as a whole simply haven't had to deal with the negative consequences of an epidemic like they have in Asia. Taiwan, HK, and Singapore have coronavirus contained to only a few hundred cases because they were prepared. For the past 17 years, since SARS in 2003, they've gotten painful lessons for being late and lots of time and practice to develop a unified and well thought approach to dealing with any future epidemic/pandemic. We simply haven't had that experience. So, we're learning things the hard way.

youtu.be/0DT0ckKmQSM?t=466

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so if i book now i wont get a flight?

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From 2019
"“You cannot be perfectly prepared for any large pandemic, whether flu or otherwise,” Schaffner said. “Our nation is tight on hospital beds. Intensive care unit facilities are finite, ventilators are finite, the staff that is knowledgeable about managing patients on ventilators is finite, so if we were to be hit in the United States and around the world with a major new pandemic influenza virus, I think our medical care facilities would be very, very challenged.”"
This is just for regular flu.

healio.com/infectious-disease/influenza/news/print/infectious-disease-news/{53f543ad-74bf-4cd3-bbd2-6759313f8b7f}/bad-flu-seasons-test-us-hospitals

>oh my god it’s getting real means it’s fake
how many layers of non burgers are you on

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Dude I would legit cancel all overseas travel for the next 1-2 years. It's not about your destination country, it's about going to international airports. I would also not fly domestically either. Actually just cancel all domestic and international travel period.

This I think the number of asymptomatic will increase dramatically then we will get a flare up in late September.

Obviously it doesn't and is a fucking lie. 250,000 hospital stays. Yeah ok hospitals are hot beds from spreading diseases flu air borne. Think about it. Flu shots make billions every year.

it's like a cute little dragon binland bro

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China may be lying about numbers, but they are not lying about it slowing down. They are in the recovery phase and should be back to mostly full capacity in a few weeks. If you look at live traffic stats you can see the Chinese population is back at work, but social gathering is prohibited. They completely fucked up the beginning, but after the problem was identified it looks like they did a decent job at control. I look forward to seeing how my country absolutely messes the whole thing up.

they have some huge number of ICU beds, and so far have managed to treat basically everyone who needed it
also, not counting right

you good nigger?

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Can't blame me man, I really wanted to wear my respirators and makeshift hazmat suit to create panic but it's not even being reported in the media here. DOH has so far declared all PUIs negative until that news about some woman in Australia and tourist in Taiwan who got infected by visiting here made the news. Then suddenly there was "one" positive for infection and it wasn't even in my city.

Niggas best friend

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anybodee?

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Why Germany is over. For thousands of years you fucking barbarians tried to destroy EVROPA

RIP Svenanon

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Projections
250,000 March 19
2.5 m March 30
25 million April 10
250 million April 21

Path can be altered at any time by mass shutdown and cessation of travel

If you eat its liver it will give you stronger erections.

It really, really feels like we're entering a recession, and hard.

There might be some EU law compensation or whatever. But Finnair is already considering sending all their Finnish workers on a paid leave. Asia-Europe plane connections will be fucked. Turkish Airlines and Aeroflot may survive until June.

>1-2 year
lol
no 10 years minimum if we survive amarite?

chang please don’t meddle with white business

God I wish I had shorted travel related stonks back in Feb

The list by country, motherfucker

It’s crashing worse than 2008 nigger. We’ve had the biggest loss in a single day ever, and lost like 15% of its value in about a month

Sounds like a chinky thing to do

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>When Epstein memes became widespread and began breaking the 4th wall he converted from being suicided to actually having killed himself

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Fifty FIVE

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here is a huge redpill for you all, there is no epedemic and no corona virus. We are all part of a massive misinformation campain which goal is to further restrict our basic human rights. The media wants tell us there are over hundret thousand infected out there but somehow we never got to see a single interview from one of the infected or their families. Something is realy fishy here, I have the feeling panic is spreaded intentionally.

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Just a flu.

twitter.com/dhookstead/status/1236650534033068033

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circuit breakers

>If you look at live traffic stats you can see the Chinese population is back at work
This is marine traffic. Yangtze is empty all the way up to Wuhan, and all those anchored cargo vessels and tankers say you're full of shit

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Whites survive...

ELE for browns (hopefully)

No, it isn't, my dad works in China, and he has contacts in wuhan. I asked him how it was going, and he simply said it is getting worse until someone finds a cure. It's weird because he normally says western news is causing panic with fake news about how bad the virus is. Normally doesn't admit that things are bad.

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the only thing corona is killing is the economy

Microscopic video of Corona invading host cells.

brooo idk probably like 5

Same. I'm actually super fucking excited, I can finally live out the dreams I always have, of traveling around the wilderness, appreciating nature's beauty. Being completely free, having total charge over myself and my free will. Occasionally going through some deserted rural city, while making my way to some unknown destination.

[LIVE Coronavirus: Real Time Counter, World Map, News]

youtube.com/watch?v=s4uKs0j9RpI

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