/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1742

► Detected: 107,420 ► Died: 3,652

NEWS
China quarantine hotel collapses, 70 trapped
archive.is/bW0uG

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Italy to put northern region into lockdown
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New York declares state of emergency
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>RESEARCH
Bodies must be cremated
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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High cytokine in blood of critical patients
doi.org/10.1016/S0140-6736(20)30183-5

Virus invades nervous systems
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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>LATEST CASES
24:00 0 cases in Albania
10:39: 743 new cases and 49 new deaths in Iran.
10:30: First 3 cases in Bangladesh.
10:27: 31 new cases in Belgium.
10:01: 1 new case in Latvia.
10:00: 2 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.
09:50: 1 new case in South Africa.
09:43: 4 new cases in Saudi Arabia.

>MORE
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First for I HOPE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS PREPPED

Trump says everything is under control in the US

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500-700 posts bump limit in Yas Forums when?

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corona kill the thots in this retarded day

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>BREAKING
JAPANESE 20 yo MAN ON ICU DUE TO CORONA-CHAN FUCKED HIS BRAIN
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200308/k10012319561000.html
>20 years old
JUST A FLU BRO

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nah i didn't do it. Just thinking what to do if I get my neet bux in 10 days time.

breaking news, 2 more dead in the netherlands

total 3dead/265infected

>107518 infected
>3658 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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How many have died outside of China?

preplet reporting in

Just got back from having "sex" for the 2nd time ever and I've found out that I can only nut when either myself or the girl chokes and suffocates my cock with my or her hands.

I hope what you guys say about reinfection and CNS damage is true because I am so ready for death it isn't even funny.

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I'm starting to think that Trump wants this shit to spread just to put america under lockdown

Fucking hell. We get it user, there are no cases in Albania.

who is who?

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Not even a virus wants to go to that shithole.

man i hope americans perish

Is it Silvio or are the MSM racist?

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real thread

nothingburger

>jury duty in 3 weeks at downtown Houston
How fucked am I?

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>man i hope americans perish

thank you sweet jesus

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Digits say you're dead already.

Stop masturbating

You’ve been squeezing the life out of your cock for decades and it’s fucked you up but not beyond repair

He's based.

kek

If there is any drawfag active here, I would really want a Corona-chan thanking the 8M movement here in Spain and the Spanish government for giving her the same opportunity to infect as many people as the common flu here
If she's dressed with the 8M parafernalia It would be even better

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You are thinking wrong then. He's obsessed with the stock market and "I'm a big tough guy that gets things done" self perception. On top of that his mind is mush. There is no plan, he's doing what he always does, which is talk shit and hope everyone believes him in hopes that it makes him look good.

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Leave poor Teddy alone!

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>Jury duty
Do Americans really...

3 weeks you may be able to make it by the skin of your teeth

That's his job, even if giant asteroid was going to hit earth he'd have to play cool to avoid panic

All those global organizations like the UN, IMF and WHO are all corrupt garbage. It must be for some political control the US puts up with them at all.

>44
the number of death

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT'S OVER, CHINA PRESIDENT JUST DECLARED THE EMERGENCY OVER
Also
> WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS??
Did he just said "nothingburger" but it was not really translatable to Chinese?


> GIVE ME AN N
> GIVE ME AN O
> GIVE ME A T
> GIVE ME AN H
> GIVE ME AN I
> GIVE ME A G
> GIVE ME AN N
> GIVE ME A B
> GIVE ME A U
> GIVE ME AN R
> GIVE ME A G
> GIVE ME AN E
> GIVE ME AN R

What does it spell?!

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Yes. It’s actually a constitutional requirement

this is bullshit, there is no way xi really said nothinburger

JAPAN HAS 1,159 CASES! WTF WTF!!

archive.is/cNLIQ#selection-611.47-611.68
>nytimes.com/reuters/2020/03/08/world/asia/08reuters-health-coronavirus-latest-factbox.html

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>"nothignburger"

>a thousand nukes heading to the US at the same time
>just a hoa-

Have boomers just accepted their deaths?

They’re literally all acting like nothing is going on when the is a legit black swan event

If you really expect me to be on the site and not choke the everloving fuck out of my dick at the same time then you're only asking the impossible.

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There's no difference between China, USA, EU, UN... Just puppets dancing. We are all converging to the same crazy nwo shit open prison.

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please this is serious only post real articles

AT LEAST 10 DEAD AFTER HOSPITAL COLLAPSE IN CHINA

>the fake news media
He's not getting out of this one. Right

>Right?

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Cruise companies dead in the water

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>China collapsing hospitals so the deaths can't be contributed to Corona-chan

>xi confirmed to lurk Yas Forums

let the boomer sickness die. Fucking old faggots living up life while their homelands crumble. I fucking hate boomers.

YET ANOTHER ITALIAN MED STUDENT SPEAKS OUT ABOUT PATIENTS' AGE AND CLINICAL BACKGROUND


>NOT ALL ARE OVER 80 AND WITH EXISTING PATHOLOGIES
>IF WE CONTINUE LIKE THIS WE WILL NOT MAKE IT

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"Politicians will fix it"
"Nothing bad like that would ever happen to MY country"
"Whatever I need to collect my retirement funds"
etc.
It's just the mindset they have, they're pretty much stuck in a bubble where they still think it's the 50's - 70's and everything's peachy keen and not all kinds of fucked up.

FAKE AND GAY
bbc.com/zhongwen/simp/chinese-news-51785351

im gonna fulfill my duty

>an hamburger made of nothing
>an hamburger
Nice try.
(You) know what to do

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who else is QUARANTINED here?

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Facts. Porn is Jewish mind control. Stop handing someone else power over your sexuality/mind/wellbeing.
Pic related by theme only.

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THIS IS IT BROS
CORONA-CHAN IS GOING TO SAVE JAPAN FROM THE OLYMPIC MULTICULTURALISM

>#SolaconCoronavirus

I fucking called it. I said chinks will die in freak accidents. Next massive fires will burn entire apartment complexes to the ground

No panics and no hysteria, everything is fine!!

what's it like?

It was still funny though

Nothignburger :D :D :D

Waiting until a case pops up near me to make the decision to either fuck off into the woods or seal myself up in my room.

Yea just breathe that shit straight in buddy!
Don't worry about it, it's just AIRBORNE superAIDS.

It's all so tiresome.

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they be raycis
silvio is gonna outlive everyone

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This is also why boomers don't give a fuck about the rapid population replacement.
They got their GDP benefits from the Immigration act back in the 70's when they were 25 years old, now they don't care that the US is 50% foreign invaders.

Boomers can hack up their damn lungs for all I care, I'll be buying their houses for 70% off after it's disinfected.

549 deaths outside of China

Quaratine madrid fucking when ????