Brit/pol/ Seethenonce no where to be seen edition

>Supermarkets begin RATIONING as Tesco limits the amount of baked beans and hand sanitiser customers can buy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8087031/Supermarkets-begin-RATIONING-Tesco-limits-pasta-baked-beans-hand-sanitiser.html

>Fishing FURY: Boris issued dire warning over Brexit gamble
express.co.uk/news/politics/1251870/brexit-news-fishing-boris-johnson-uk-eu-trade-deal-latest-conservative-party-majority

>Defra to phase out badger culling in favour of vaccination
fwi.co.uk/livestock/health-welfare/livestock-diseases/bovine-tb/defra-to-phase-out-badger-culling-in-favour-of-vaccination

>Commuters wear plastic bags, boxes and gas masks as coronavirus fears grip London
thesun.co.uk/news/11097695/commuters-masks-london-coronavirus-fears/

>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317

>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380

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First for bin fires

based

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still no canal boat edition, state if britpol

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*narrowboat's edition

yeah I don't want to milk it too bad and make it stale

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>Literally everyone has accused BBC of bias
>bias is anti semitism
mate
wtf lol??

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MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE

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>Seethenonce no where to be seen edition
HOLY BASED

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uh

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but i just slapped my wife's arse?

You've just done yourself lad

I need to do a poo.

>botes
This is shipposting on a small scale.

it was worth is desu

there is nothing–absolutely nothing–half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats

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>not showing a pic of it

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The Question Time presenter, Fiona Bruce, has said she had not anticipated how angry the show’s audiences would be.
>angry at politicians lying to them and flooding their communities with foreign rapists? The nerve!

Bruce, who replaced the veteran broadcaster David Dimbleby last year, described the “level of toxicity” she had witnessed on the show in the Radio Times.
>"level of toxicity" = "angry plebs"

“I’m all for a passionate debate, and sometimes things can be heated, which is fine, up to a point. As long as we remember that we are human beings,” she said.
>she is not really for debate though

“I feel very strongly about that. I hadn’t anticipated that I would spend so much of my time last year saying, ‘we don’t talk to each other like this.’”
>so you can't be annoyed when liars who are ruining your community for profit lie to you

Last month the Guardian journalist Owen Jones said “the BBC normalised racism” after an audience member said the number of people “flooding in” to the UK is costing public services too much.
>Owen Jones is a faggot and therefore not worth listening to

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Yeah you posted that last time

DON'T. Covd-19 can travel through shit.

quality content

Fucking hell, have you chaps seen this?

>Counter-terrorism police investigate potential threat posed by violent 'incels'
>Experts suggest it is only a matter of time before the UK witnesses a violent attack by someone identifying as "involuntarily celibate"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/06/counter-terrorism-police-investigate-potential-threat-posed/

This is asking for a death sentence in this current climate

>messing about
Are you alluding to something of a sexual nature?
Is that what bumpers are for? Aha! I have solved another mystery!

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Fair enough
why cant they just have sex

>violent 'incels'

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>have fun
how come everyone who uses tinder seems unfulfilled and unhappy then??

Its true, itll be some cunt from here an all

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Wow what shit tier reporting. How the fuck can you involuntarily be part of a 'movement'?

>going for a punt

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and it'll be seethenonce since there's nothing left int he world for him now he can't make threads.

Incels is a word used by (((them))) to demoralize normal kids into feeling like failures for not having tons of sex, among other things.

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>ARRGGGHH ITS INFECTED 0.01% OF THE POPULATION
corona cucks are pathetic

American style crispy bacon is infinitely better than shit thick cut back bacon

American 'bacon' isn't bacon.

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"""""""Bacon""""""""

Maybe not. But you're definately a nonce.

>definately

this

shut the fuck up, Karen. You slag whore

>American 'bacon' isn't bacon.

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fucking sick of hearing pakis and niggers on the telly or radio dropping their Gs at the end of words
fucking sadiq khan does it all the time

really starting to regret lunch with schofield lads. we went to that place off of first dates and i think i might have seen cameras

it's totally different to english bacon.
different cut. cured differently. it's not bacon

not as bad as people who say 'ink' instead of 'ing'

Did he pay?

It literally isn't bacon though. It has to come from the back and sides of the pig.

>"England has no rival in the preparation of seasoned pork, and her famous bacon, the renown of which is enormous, constitutes one of the greatest discoveries in the science of gastronomy" -
Auguste Escoffier 'Le Guide Culinaire'

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I suppose if I said anything about him needing to be knocked on the head someone would have palpitations or something.

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did he bum you

i literally heard saqiq say 'finkin' the other day

he insisted mate

not here lad. post murder fantasies

im sick of seeing black male and white women ads, its never the other way round. I know they do it as its a easy box to tick/

Morning lads, comfy sunday today gonna go see my nan later and make us a sunday dinner then watch jumanji 2, avin a cheeky morning carling as we speak

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>>Fishing FURY: Boris issued dire warning over Brexit gamble
Fuckin jew is in a tight spot with fucking froggies, I really (((care)))

half the ads on the radio have some fucking roadman doing the voiceover now.
i thought midlands pakis had the worst accent, but roadmen are well up there too

Does Dominic Cummings have a child I swear I saw him yesterday

Violincels?

>not just calling them American bacon and English bacon.

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I'm not sure if that's worse than him making you split the bill. Either way he's done you

Guys I haven't taken a shit now in 2 weeks, last time i did it was full of blood and blood was dripping from my ass and there was a blood clot when i wiped. What can I do?

yea think he lives in islingotn

hey bongloids
this thread is a trash containment protocol
like /ptg/ is by the US state department
these handlers are fucking niggers
shank them in the streets
they have zero soul and zero morals
vocaroo.com/5ajAiYr4EJd
now we gotta drop an image they aren't allowed to respond to
test

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i know its a shit accent, senpai

This was outside trinity school (posh private school) in Croydon yesterday,

Was planning to go out today and visit a couple of nearby towns I've never been to. Just started raining though.

speak to

but we don't get american 'bacon' here so it's redundant. there is only bacon.

i wouldnt be surprised, its a small world

>take your little flags and GTFO

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go to the fucking doctor lad

I'm head of GCHQ so what? window licking spastic

>literally isn't what we named it
You don't want to go there, m8

Drink a lot of hot water and don't eat anything solid for a day or two.

Uh oh..

Can't man there is now confirmed coronavirus in my area

is question time still on?

The hint is in the name 'bacon' you simplified mutt.
It's not called bellyon is it?

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Go to see your GP. Then it will be off to a consultant for tests, then they will cut you open like a mixed grill and remove part of your bowel, you will wear a poo bag for a few months and if you are lucky they will go in again and reconnect you so you can ditch the bag, if not you will have the poo bag for life. Or you can ignore the whole thing and snuff it within a couple of years. None of this good news, however my cuz has gone through this and is working and has a gf, he has to live with the bag though.

Brave wumin to be having sprogs with that toad eyed weirdo, but Carrie with that reptilian?
3/5 6's or 7's or 8's little Jewh'n'son will be tool paid by suicide.

Stupid, gold-digger wumin