Life is what you make it, Yas Forums

Life is what you make it, Yas Forums

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how do i make it where i have a gf?

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It's easy to get trapped/stuck in a situation you hate yet can't escape

Go to Philippines

yup. as long i make enough to pay the bills and play videa all day im happy. thats success to me.

...if you're born into wealth. Otherwise it's a fucking cutthroat struggle for survival. Burn the rich. Eat their flesh.

You are American, you are in the 1% of the world.

Die, you piece of shit.

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Cope first world fag

I don't have to cope with anything. The current world order is falling and I will help all that I can to make you suffer.

Ease commie, the world is the best it has ever been. Your ancestors would look at you with intense jealousy. Billions try with all their might just to get a ticket into the country in which you live.

is that in new york or something?

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>the world is the best it has ever been
It's not even lying when you say it, because you're not actually conscious. You're a literal NPC and the world will soon be clean of you.

Right

Go to the gym

introduce yourself to a grizzly cunt

Go to sleep commie, us great men will continue to allow you to live in the most prosperous time humanity has ever known.

how exactly do I make life free of feminism, boomers and shitskins

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Go outside

Ok, now what?

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Millenial faggot commie detected. Boo hoo, I'm unhappy because there are people richer than me...

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I cant make my waifu real. I want to win the lottery so I never have to leave my house ever again.

>is that in new york or something?
it's in awful new yawk aw around califawnia aw something, ay know billy's uncle were there befawe those there folk only fry thay ...uhh bacon eggs on one side that aint that there's naw playe faw us ay ken tell y'all that there

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get fit. dress well. be confident. dont forget to kiss her first. have a job. be funny. tease her a bit (but be playful)
and one other thing. SMELL good. the oldest part of our brains is reptilian and it identifies smells! this one little fact is far more visceral then you can imagine, it strikes the deepest parts of our subconscious. if you go to her parents house, take special note of the aftershave and colognes her father uses. smell like her father!

I'm in one. Gonna jump ship soon, someone give me a job. I'll move anywhere.

stop paying attention to them. stop caring what they think say or do. dont hire them, dont vote for them, dont speak to them. you wont be entirely free of course, but you sure can remove alot of thier influence if you desire. just ignore all thier baiting.

The average person is working harder than a medieval peasant but it's all good as long as Bill Gates can buy a plane ticket to space.

>have a job

And as if by magic, your freedom and independence is gone! Wage slave helper monkey you have become.

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>drinking rusty water

Remember, if they shoot up a church, a school or a other public place, but don't kill any politicians or millionaires, they are false federal agents carrying out a false flag attack, and no it doesn't matter how much that triggers the CIA or mossad.

Why does everyone into camping and nature have to be raging homosexuals

*real federal agents, false flag attack

Someone recommend me some decent podcasts please. I just want to listen to something without thinking they're a retarded faggot.

Literally impossible. You can listen to chapo of you want to laugh at how insane American politics are.

stalk girls you like, break into their houses,steal their dad's cologne, tie her up (as a prank) forcefully make love to her

got it

>be male
>be over 5'3 feet tall
>be hygienic
>be sociable
>be able to talk to people

Wow, it's like magic... these extremely low requirements are ALL it takes to get a girl to fuck you. Are these bottom-barrel standards too much for Yas Forums? Lmao

There's no peace until there's retribution

but the jews!

So which one do you not have?

Get some fukn hair bro

>....and if you make it death well rest your soul....

Not all, I bet the ones that aren’t don’t take faggy instagram photography shots so you never see anything about them.

Get your faggot Facebook tier fucking post of my board you normal faggot nigger
I am a wise......
IN ALL FIELDS.

Literally nobody cares about some used up whore with a clown job on minimum wage.

Life is a pile of shit.

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Life is a constant struggle, putting effort and investing in people only end up fucking alone.

Yep, life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.

Can confirm. Change in mindset resulted and drastic changes in a very short time. Yas Forums loves to shit on self-help books and tell you to read the classics, the greeks, but if you want results fast read the as much as you can and try what works best for you. No need to go down the rabbit hole and trying to understand the universe first.

Stop watching porn and stop masturbating. Save your male Essence.

5% of the world is American you retard

There is no return on investment.

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I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

I'm just so fucking tired

Any suggestions on self help books user? I'm ready to try anything at this point

Make it a bottle of Glenfiddich.

user meet user
This man is wise

the face of pol

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White bread and fries. Might be healthier to just drink beer.

good looking tea there

Learn to ballroom dance