/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1733

1 min late, m8
boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/247027346

3k5/100k ain't be 0.1 retard

youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw
This is fucking terrifying.
Ive been edgy and barely holding on panic mode..
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu this shit right here.....

MAYBE first case in Bulgaria
I say maybe bcs the docs are retarded and there are 2 positives and 1 negative answers from the same person

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How fucked is Seattle? Yelmfag here

We love you, Gar-Gar.

Can a plague just be a plague?
Does it need to be supernatural bullshit?

>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES
Arizona
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Illinois
Indiana
Kansas
Kentucky
Maryland
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Missouri
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED
Alabama
Alaska
Arkansas
Delaware
Idaho
Iowa
Louisiana
Maine
Michigan
Mississippi
Montana
New Mexico
North Dakota
Ohio
South Dakota
West Virginia
Wyoming

Thread theme:
youtu.be/BW2k9R6EtHk

To be fair, no one lives in North Dakota

Still not posting the current stats I see you worthless cunt

>twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1235956761015783427
youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw

Then why mortality rate in USA is 78%? Go be JIDF somewhere else, mutt.

Fuck off with your retarded shit retard

Lol you think everyone didn't already know this?

What is the best way to hedge my bets regarding symptoms?
>locked in NEET
>eat lots of fruit and veggies
>turmeric every day
>exercise indoors
Presumably I'll catch the virus but how do I make my body better at handling it?

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200308/k10012319561000.html?utm_int=all_side_ranking-social_004
headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20200308-00000503-san-hlth

New reports that the corona virus causes meningitis.
>Dr. Shinji Shimada, president of the University of Yamanashi at a temporary press conference, said, "This is an important case showing that the new type of coronavirus may affect the central nervous system."
>a hospital-specific PCR test on his cerebrospinal fluid yielded a positive result.
More research linking it to the previous nervous system findings. Might want to add to the OP.

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>Name all the American states with confirmed COVID-19 cases

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I found an English article for you that can't read Japanese.
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200308_07/

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This image has been the OP 4 times today...this time it's a fukkin' thumbnail

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Coming soon to an American state near you

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>mortality rate reaches 500%
>all plant and animal life ceases to exist by May
>planet begins to crumble and eventually implode as last remaining covid-19 viruses eat their way to earths molten core
>covid-19 virus spews through the solar system as earth explodes
>sun and all planets destroyed by 2021
>Milky way destroyed soon after
>all stars in the observable universe destroyed and depleted of energy from covid-19
>covid 19 shrinks to subatomic level
>summer 2021: the last remaining particle in the universe succumbs to covid-19
>nothing left besides covid-19
god save us all

It's 10% IIRC

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>Itaian Doctor warn public to get ready, young endangered too
>10% need intensive care
I think Scott Adams is right when he says the selfish thing would be to get infected right now before the system gets overloaded: youtube.com/watch?v=yKNrGpGbT8o&feature=youtu.be&t=2434
>You should all try to not get [coronavirus]. Even if individually it might be better if you got it and got it over with. Because there's a difference between what's good for you versus what's good for the society. What's good for you would be to get a mild case and get it over with. Don't do that. What's good for society is that you fight and fight and fight to put it off. Cause you want to spread it out. If you don't spread it out, you're gonna overwhelm our facilities and hospitals and then everything just falls apart. I don't think that's gonna happen cause we're gonna spread it out. And the United States is doing a good job. Now, here's my opinion of why this is the real strategy, but it's not one you can tell the public. If you told the public that, I think it would cause the wrong behavior. People would say "Ah, let's just get it then" or "Let's not care about it" and those are the wrong moves. But the fact that the airports are not all closed is everything you need to know. Closing it from [China and a few of the other hotspots] makes sense because that could cause us suddenly surge. But I feel like we're letting it intentionally. In other words, the actions we're taking are clearly meant to allow some risk into the country, but a small one. Now, the small risk is not a risk of something happening or not happening: it's a guarantee. It's a guarantee that if you let world travel happen and the only things that you stop are the hotspot travel, you're still gonna get it, guaranteed, there's no question about it. ...

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No gods or kings.
Only COVID-19.

>... So here's somebody in the comments who says "Let's just get it" and, did you hear me? If we all got it right away, it would be the end of civilization... Probably not, but it would be pretty bad. You need to fight like heck to not get it. Spread it out. Don't overwhelm the resources.

wait WHAT

i hope all yall niggas be self isolating

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WEVE ALL BEEN INFECTED SINCE NOVEMBER
FLU SEASON WAS CANCELLED FOR CORONA

How long does it take to examine the virus and determine if it is a new strain? Surely Italy has something different to SK and Japan

>live in München
>went shopping yesterday
>big Edeka on the outskirts of München
>almost all the toilet paper was sold out
Usually that shop is super crowded but it was almost empty yesterday only one person waiting at the cashier in every row. Not sure why.

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>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES
Arizona
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Illinois
Indiana
Kansas
Kentucky
Maryland
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Missouri
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Virginia
Washington
Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED
Alabama
Alaska
Arkansas
Delaware
Idaho
Iowa
Louisiana
Maine
Michigan
Mississippi
Montana
New Mexico
North Dakota
Ohio
South Dakota
Vermont
West Virginia
Wyoming

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Gloomtube just dropped a tasty morsel montage.

youtu.be/OTD7LZQh5po

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Vermont got confirmed

Damn it feels good to be comfy
A real comfy-ass poster plays his memes right

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cat needs a suit you cruel bastard

based doctor Giovanni Campelatto

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Scott Adams is based

WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING POST THE COUNTRY LIST, OP???? FUCKING HELL YOU HAVE ONE JOB

Just a reminder, phones are actively listening and tracking coofs

gringos are done for

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The hand movement at the end gets me

How many in germany atm?

How long until it gets taken down because hate speech?

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I'll cough on your mom

I hope you're still alive in a year's time when the numbers hit 9 digits.

it hasn't showed up in the recorded deaths yet

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kek

Enough to go exponential and soon cause a severe recession. Nice!!

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lmao

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not enough

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The stonks, boomer. Hand them over.

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fucking hilarious these fellow burgers.
>deadly panic breaking out, highly contagious
>better rush out en masse to buy shitter paper from the same boomer store

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Unintentionally based boomer

fuck youtube use this: bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/

Yeah now ask yourself how many people have been sick for prolonged periods of time since the end of october until now around you?

If stocking up buy the brands that you like.

Eating GOOD VALUE sardines with GREAT TASTE rice and washing it down with NO LOGO beer would kill your mood faster than getting infected.

800 infected and ''''''zero''''' deaths

Going just by ACE2 density, it's a pretty shit time to be a mutt, and even worse to be native or asian. How are you coping?

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We're all going to get it, and this is going to be like Logans Run, but you won't live past 70 so you don't collect social security.

>literal kike muppet saying it won't cull all of your fat fucks
Gas yourself

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How much clout does Corona Chan have with Papa Nurgle?

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*pandemic
fuck me

could we do a /cvg/ sings of
youtube.com/watch?v=kDjFt9PsO0c&feature=youtu.be
like one of these
youtube.com/watch?v=VTx0709z2Ao
youtube.com/watch?v=9hW8-Sv0yUs
youtube.com/watch?v=vCmSb40sV1Y
its such a good drinking song

>Even if individually it might be better if you got it and got it over with

No, because you'll only have 6-12 months of antibodies against it, and we have no idea on what being challenged with the virus will do again anyway, nor any long-term morbidity.

Everyone needs to do their best to not get it.

Turkey not being infected is the most laughable. They probably have more cases than Italy.

Might explain why i have had issues twice in the last 3 months. Had some coofs, shitty wheezing when i wake up + shallow breaths but passes during the day until i go back to bed again, little dizzyness and fatigue, bloated sinuses.Had it once in january for 2 weeks and late feb it came back again and now it's passing again.

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Good advice. I've just been buying shit that I eat normally. I won't even want to live if I'm eating the cheapest sardines possible. I bought the canned fish that I've tried and liked. Same with the canned soups. I'll be comfy collapse or no collapse.

Learn to swim

What's your temperature?
98° give or take is normal.

MAGAtards believe chink numbers?

Blessed are those washing their robes,a that their right will be to the tree of life, and they shall enter into the city by the gates. 15 Outside are the dogs, and the sorcerers, and the sexually immoral, and the murderers, and the idolaters, and everyone loving and practicing falsehood.

Amazing how some people still dare to travel. Dumbass faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

more people have it than have been tested. the real danger is how easily it spreads. even .1% mortality would still put US deaths around 150,000 assuming the estimate that 40-70% will get it.

jesus, you're nearly boiling.

damn it feels good to be a comfster

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i wonder if this guy is still alive

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How is the death toll only going up by 25 - 50/day, yet the infection rate is soring?
Something doesn't add up!

that would be amusing too.
I just like the other one since i've always been partial to pub songs.

Good old death rate from closed cases. I don't wan to hear about CMR of less than 1% while majority are still infected and many of them at death's door.
Overall rate is 6%. Was as high as 20% during peak chink deaths

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HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

You can buy puts in just about anything, it wont matter. We are heading into a depression.

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems archive.is/qmc6U

Just the flu. Calm down.