/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1732

Anyone else getting frustrated with their boomer relatives now giving them 'updates' from mainstream news?

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h-h-hotte

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Lovin' all these madfags who're upset enough to reply to me. Stay Mad Faggots!

collapse is coming

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BUY MORE TOILET PAPER GOYS

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>Corona-chan's high R0 makes her a slut
nice

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Fuck crypto currency, deenz are in, be sure to post deenz as a timestamp for when dead bodies start piling in the streets, also can we shitpost irl to identify eachother

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>USA 441 (19)
Lol.
Still only 19.
How long has it been stuck at 19? 4 minutes? 5 minutes?

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>MICHIGAN OVER 400 CASES AWAITING TESTING
>TELLING PEOPLE TO SELF QUARANTINE FOR 14 DAYS IF BEEN OUTSIDE OF USA
>NO CONFIRMED CASES
>7 NEGATIVE TESTS
>GAS IS UNDER 2 DOLLARS

>MICHIGAN OVER 400 CASES AWAITING TESTING
>TELLING PEOPLE TO SELF QUARANTINE FOR 14 DAYS IF BEEN OUTSIDE OF USA
>NO CONFIRMED CASES
>7 NEGATIVE TESTS
>GAS IS UNDER 2 DOLLARS

LITERALLY HOW
LITERALLY HOW

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>Be yesterday
>Omg, user did you see corona can infected the nervous system
>"Oh yeah, spooky huh"

"not an issue"
"just another flu"

BAKA

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CUTE!

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Alright I bought some face masks

COME AT ME CORONA-CHAN I'M NOT SCARED I'LL FUCK YOU UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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When it is finally revealed to be just the flu, Italy will be in text books for decades to come as an example of how not to deal with a new virus outbreak.

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am drawfag, if I want to draw corona-chan can I just post it here?

who is this and why she looks qt and ugly at the same time

I'm just glad Gary has a name so I can filter him

This has killed fewer people than the flu. I’m just going to wash my hands more often and cover my mouth. My FedEx area manager told me so, why would he lie?

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Yes please do.

Why not? Corona virus or not, I'm going to be shitting for the foreseeable future.

shes a super slut

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Don't blame them when you can buy 20lbs of pasta for 20-something dollars. Several lbs of hand sanitizer for the same amount, I still don't understand the toilet paper though. Just wash your bunghole with soap and water if it gets that bad.

How many rolls of toilet paper will a boipucci with a feminine penis cost me in a couple weeks?

What have HK and Singapore done right?

No, you have to ask your mommy first.

Nice, my dad works at fedex he said his company has no plan to deal with corona virus in Canada

the US will be example #1 italy will have to settle for being #2 in that textbook

>sold crypto to buy deenz
Based...
Idiots see food and I see bars of gold.

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reminder to filter and ignore all tripfags/namefags

Can you remove hong kong and singapore

Western countries show natural exponential growth
Eastern countries trudge record slow

Are they fudging the numbers like China?

1ply or 4?

Good. They will become disciples of corona chan.

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>5 confirmed cases and 7 suspected

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oh wait, misread that, god I'm out of it ffs. either way italy fucked up

I am the mommy, faggot

Trump's economy is just that fucking good. This is what self-sufficiency is. I haven't paid 1.96 per gallon since I cared about driving. that's amazing to me.

I've got a friend who's sister was in Italy. She was forced to go back home to south Florida. She wasn't tested or even asked any questions upon re-entry. These goddamn noodleniggers are going to be the death of us

this is deviantart tier shit art

masks

ur a faggot

>NYC declares state of emergency
>Tech jobs will stay open still
Why are people not realizing the shortage of test kits?

city?

Tits/gtfo

no u

Its the scott costco sells so i think its one ply. Got myself a few months worth.

trump inherited a phenomenal economy from obama, his only credit is that he hasn't completely destroyed it (yet)

Post bob

Sauce: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418v1

>>The results indicate that ACE2 highly expresses in renal tubular cells, Leydig cells and cells in seminiferous ducts in testis. Therefore, virus might directly bind to such ACE2 positive cells and damage the kidney and testicular tissue of patients.

Leydig cells, also known as interstitial cells of Leydig, are found adjacent to the seminiferous tubules in the testicle. They produce testosterone in the presence of luteinizing hormone (LH).

>race mixing porn
>blacked
>incest porn
>Netflix and marketing propaganda of WF/BM normality
>everything forcibly LGBT
>Big Mouth and pedo acclimation
View all of this under the corona microscope. If we're all sick and if corona or vaccines cause infertility or similar, all sex becomes hedonism in the shadow of unnatural death. What if all this propaganda to turn women off reproduction and helping to raise a family was to prepare them for a world of minorities raping and hedonism.

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:( post the frickins draws pls no futa

Miami

as much as I fucking hate china, everyone should've fucking followed china's lead, and clamped down on everything and stopped all fucking flights.

the lewder the better

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By not testing as much people as they should

Meanwhile in my third world country.

youtube.com/watch?v=JLiTPCbaicU

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Tomorrow there is gonna be big feminist marches across the country.
Mark my words, THIS IS HOW MEXICO WILL FALL BY THE HANDS OF CORONA-CHAN

part2.
Conclusions
Our study demonstrated the highly expression of ACE2 in kidney and testicular tissue and
facilitated the understanding of the mechanisms of abnormal renal function and kidney damage in
2019-nCoV-infected patients. Our findings also suggest the patient cares regarding the possible
occurrence of orchitis. Following-up and evaluation of the reproductive functions may be
necessary in recovered male SARS patients, especially the young male patients.

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418v1.full.pdf?fbclid=IwAR2Q8t68_EzeXSN5LqHB5pk_rL4mWfAttOpabWtj6jM1MdUK6GT63BpuYVw

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thanks

Sure, user.
And don't forget about tiddies.

>trump inherited a phenomenal economy from obama

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>coronavirus is a big jewish plot to sell toilet paper that was already being sold
Ok retard

>noodlenigger
Fucking lol'd

who cares Thailand

boipucci = 6 rolls of 1 ply
or 2 roll of the premium stuff.

There's a girl in Orlando that visited Milan and has been coughing for about five days. Florida is now refusing to test her.

Anything I can buy to self administer oxygen should everything go to shit?

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No problem, user. Stay safe

So, I eat a ketogenic/zero carb diet since it keeps me Yas Forums I've got 180 days worth of of butter at 1/2 a cup a day and my fridge is on solar power.
I've also got 180 large cans of albacore tuna.
Since I normally get my vitamins from beef offal, I decided to also stock up on supplements.
Vitamin C, B12, Cod liver oil.

Am I missing anything essential?

>be boomer
>housing crisis of 2008
>oh no, my 401k tanked because housing prices went down, how fix?
>open borders up nice and wide
>open immigration up nice and wide
>just let all the immigrants in
>call everyone who says is bad idea a rayciss
>liberal city dwellers love this idea
>cause artificial demand for houses
>housing prices go up
>coronavirus enters game
>which is more important... GDP or health and security of nation
>sweep under the rug, or react quickly to stop the spread
(See pic here)
>coronavirus kills boomer
>boomer leaves game
>coronavirus kills liberal city dwellers
>liberal city dwellers move to bottom rank
>housing prices tank
>economy in shambles
>immigrants deported
>borders closed

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fuck china, i hope they get nuked

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>three weeks ago "What's the deal with all the sardines, user?"
>today "user, it's possible SIXTY PERCENT of the population can get this."

>Italy quarantines 16 million people
Too little, too late
People coming from vacation in Italy are already infecting everyone everywhere.
An infected doctor went to work + has been in contact in elderly home in a city not even 10 km from me. My region will be in quarantine in 2 weeks too.

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same but locking everything down then and there, and stopping all flights may have had an impact.

Don't forget about those medicine student marches, this shit is going to kill mexico once for all.

Trump is trying to kill off his base so he doesn't get reelected.

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I'm going to feel a really strange mix of relief and disappointment if Corona-chan does not turn out to be apocalyptic.

Good. Ensuring that industry carries on is my prime directive—I mean goal. Anything short of that is unacceptable.

Who is reading the Revelations Right now?

Your cock and balls.

You can literally buy breathing machines. I do believe you need electricity in your home, though.

Vitamin D
youtube.com/watch?v=gmqgGwT6bw0

This is you

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