/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1730

at least you tried

ffs update your chart gary!

Thank you, buy the dip while you can you stupid fucks. Oh wait, you have no money because you were disowned by your parents for being FAILURES and STUPID FUCKS alike. Stupid fucks, stupid fucks, doing anything the stupid fucks can! Trump already knows this is nothing to worry about, but prepare for the second term, fucking stupid fucks.

hey gary

BLOCKS YOUR PATH

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This is no shit happening huh? Man, after 8 years in the Marine Corps infantry and being homeless for a while I never would have thought. Strap in kids, we're in for one hell of a ride.

>somewhere between 0.1% and 1%
The death rate from seasonal flu is typically around 0.1%

livescience.com/new-coronavirus-compare-with-flu.html

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I wonder what the world is going to look like when the dust settles..

If Trump died of Wuflu would Bill "buy the dip" Mitchell still be saying just a flu bro?

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Anyone else think lockdown would be comfy? Got 3 months worth of food and a mossberg 590, and I’m completely fine with not leaving the house for a while

why the fuck do you namefag being californian of all things? the last thing I want is anyone knowing I live in california

Always remember

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I'm downloading some ammo, that's sure.

Trumpkin here. Don't worry about this nothing burger. Everything is under control it, Trump did an amazing job with travel bans from china. The virus will all be wiped out by the time the weather warms up. Just wash your hands.

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He'll just blame China

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Stop downplaying this to prevent people from being prepared and stopping further spread because of your precious fucking GDP, kike.

Yeah sure China would go full Soviet Union in WWII mode over 1%

>USA 439 (19)
It was just 331 earlier today.

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based

I think he's right... Since most cases are mild or asymptotic. The best example of this is in S Korea, where they are overtesting and the fatality rate is really low.

Put bulgaria on there with 2 cases, and they are treating them with antibiotics. With our healthcare, you will be able to see the max possible death rate

Itll probably a continuation of Clown World with a dash of Mad Max or something. Never underestimate the power of greed and stupidity. I've seen what people do to each other. Most humans are fucking useless egocentric nihilists. That will spill into the Brave New World.

>the last thing I want is anyone knowing I live in california
NOW WE KNOW FAGGOT
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>mfw the internet gets shut off

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>Drumpf unironically saying it's under control
He'll hang for this

lurk more faggot, I'm sick (probably corona-chan) my mom is now sick, and I'm in bakersfield watching the chaos unfold.

He would be out on the street shouting about niggers and chinks ruining his stocks while firing wildly in the direction of his local foot locker and Chinese buffet.

>actual bernouts in these threads
die first please

Dude, hopefully. And all his acolytes.

Agreed. Go show those prepping retards how stupid they are and go party!

fuck coofers

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I work for a ''Uber for everything'' company here in Quebec, essentially you can get anything delivered under an hour.

Staff from a large Hospital contacted us. They were looking for n95 masks. We have some because we have an inventory. She kept saying ''so you have been stocking them up????'', as if it was illegal / immoral. I get the feeling they'll pull a Macron here too and just seize all stocks.

It's pretty crazy to think hospitals don't even have reserves for these masks. Our company is more prepared than an hospital basically.

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Hopefully you are still ambulatory enough to be visiting places filled with people.

been in self-imposed lockdown for 3 weeks now. comfy as fuck. let the retards kill each other over toilet paper and emerge when the dust settles.

>50% minimum global population will be infected
>6% death rate while we still have hospitals operating
>20% of cases require hospitalization
>in 1 month hospitals will be completely full, health care workers are also getting sick
>healthcare system eventually collapses
>death rate increases
>economy grinds to a halt
>shortages lead to even more death
>reports of re-infection

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If that happens it was an honor

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>MICHIGAN OVER 400 CASES AWAITING TESTING
>TELLING PEOPLE TO SELF QUARANTINE FOR 14 DAYS IF BEEN OUTSIDE OF USA
>NO CONFIRMED CASES
>7 NEGATIVE TESTS

>MICHIGAN OVER 400 CASES AWAITING TESTING
>TELLING PEOPLE TO SELF QUARANTINE FOR 14 DAYS IF BEEN OUTSIDE OF USA
>NO CONFIRMED CASES
>7 NEGATIVE TESTS

FUCKING HOW?????? HOW IS MICHIGAN STILL ALIVE????

Who is stocked up on honey?

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The tripfaggot never mentioned he was sick till now. He's just saying that now to try and justify being a Tripfaggot.

He'll be the last president the US ever has.

Oh this burger is so tasty. Covid Whopper @ BK, Have it her way.

Somebody Market this,
Covid Cruise lines, One fee, never leave!

Too soon?
Fuck you Gary.

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I think I'm starting to come down with a fever. I guess it's game over for me. Would've been nice to have lived a bit longer and see how this all plays out but I guess dying before I get old isn't so bad.

I'm spreading the love as best as I can user, but so is literally everyone else in bakersfield.

Trump and Pence have this under control

Trump is right when he says real death rate is under 1%

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Reminder to stock up on 151 or stronger vodka. It has many many uses.

holy shit lurk moar you faggots

and?

>Female HR and supply managers start losing their shit and getting very aggressive because they want the masks for themselves and use the pretense of it being for medical safety

Wonderful.

i stock up on puts for the epic crash on monday.

hey look it's a kike!

You do realize that if Trump 'dies' that's your signal motherfuckers are heading to the bunker, right? Whole CPAC connection isn't being reported on for no reason.

if you are under 25 you have a 499/500 chance of living lmao relax jfc

What did (((they))) mean by this?

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Would be a shame of some of those masks went missing somehow

Great lakes protect us

didnt the mortality rate jump as soon as coronachan got out of china? might that be proof they were fucking w/ numbers?

and if you weren't a newfag here you'd have known that like 1,000 threads ago

China bought us time and we wasted it

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getting close to locking down. one more week.

I cant believe your dedication to keeping this humor alive during this crisis. Truly we are blessed with some supreme quality posters during this worldwide pandemic

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Wishful thinking faggot...this is China's virus, and no amount of testing or draconian quarantine would have stopped it. And the fucking democrats can't even run caucuses. Fuck off. Just know that your salty, salty tears on election night 2020 will make my heart smile. Just like they did in 2016.

Corona chan needs our energy! Press AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to give Corona chan your energy!

Corona chan theme:
>youtube.com/watch?v=UF7rBcFolAc

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Kek

Italy is already going triage because it turns out the 20 percent needing hospital and a good portion of that need ICU, was true.

Is /cvg/ a death cult?

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Does anyone have the pic of Coronachan molesting Flu Chan?

Fuck out of here with your disinfo.

do not respond to tripfags
do not respond to namefags
do not give them the (you)s they so desperately crave

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I'll be 32 in less than 2 months. Not sure how much that affects my odds.

Maybe I'm spending too much looking at doomsday scenario posts on here.

Mortality rate is dead/total population
Easily conflated with case fatality rate CFR which is dead/total cases

>not posting from your bunker already

literally the facts based on the numbers we have atm

JOE ROGAN BASED SUPER SPREADER IS IN LAS VEGAS WITH CHING CHONG FIGHTERS!!!!

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America has 12 million masks in its disaster reserves

It is estimated that at least 300 million masks will be needed

and why does that justify you being an embarrassing tripfagging fruit cup?

shouldn't you lurk moar? isn't your post proof that you should kill yourself?

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it’s less contagious than the flu though

contender for the world record

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They reported 15 at first, then bumped it down to 4, then around 2 or so.

They said SARS had 6, even though 17-20 was the norm outside of China.

>cared more about the cover up than actual containment until it was too late
>quarantine facilities were petri dishes
>lying about origin and numbers
>"bought us time"
CCP has deposited one (1) bat into your account.

PUFFY

Everyone knows china wouldn't lie they're only testing the severe cases outside china.. wait I'm not a chink shill disregard

Another day safe and cozy in my house. No contact with outsiders. No coffs here!

This is so weird to me.

Mortality rate of the under 40 age group is 6%. It takes 30-50 days for death to occur. Have you been paying attention?

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>and no amount of testing or draconian quarantine would have stopped it
absolutely 0 iq. the entire point is delaying spread as much as possible to the healthcare system doesnt get overloaded. trump didnt want to do this because he took a gamble that it was a nothingburger since he didnt want the markets to be affected. but he was wrong and now your country is fucked because of his gamble. i agree that a democrat likely wouldnt have responded any better initially, but the guy whos supposed to be anti-globalism taking so long to stop flights from china (to the point where the flight attendants union had to file a lawsuit so they could stop servicing flights from there) and then lying about it so thoroughly to the population hes supposed to protect from external threats... its just shameful the way he acted and you shouldnt support him.

32 you are fine. you will be sick for a bit but you will be glad when it's over. ignore the fear mongering in here lol it's so toxic. people in these threads almost WANT the world to end. but there are plenty of other places to get info with people who have hope

I've seen the one with Earth Chan a few times.

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Are there any estimatives on how many actual cases there are in China? And not CCP fake numbers which are claiming that it's basically over?

Fuck Namefags

sure thing Xi

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WE LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN!

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Look at that picture and tell me it doesn't look AI generated. I wonder if footage of political leaders and other influential people is or will be post processed to be harder to discern from AI generated footage just in case they need to replace someone.

i'll take my meds now

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It's important to note that we do not know long term effects, the living who're strong enough could just drop dead 6 months from now for all we know.

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He's wrong and South Korea is deliberately misleading people by adding every new case to the ones that are weeks old to determine mortality. It's death dilution.

the joys of our hyper-effecient, "just in time" inventory management systems. just wait for the truckers to start dropping out. It's gonna get bloody anons, soon.

Bumping for more doom Martensons (Peak Prosperity guy), just made this

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So be it.

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I would assume somewhere around 150k at least

They have 1 billion people and it was shooting up rapidly then all of a sudden it's cured? They are ridiculous.

Oh, you mean the one that's COMPLETELY fucked by algal blooms?(likely caused by flushed GE Algaes for BP(remember that?? right after the GULF Oil spill? OH how Green they are...)

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This is good too, thanks.

I can’t handle the anxiety that this is causing me

I’m gonna start smoking cigarettes again and possibly also become an alcoholic again

There’s nothing else I can do

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Current symptoms: dry cough, runny nose, sore throat, light headache, lethargy.

I've had the dry cough for at least a week, the other symptoms started yesterday around 6pm.

I-is this seasonal flu or I got corona'd?

B&R

At least we aren't hearing from that bitch with the poems and cam whoring any more.

36 from Nebraska rushed to the hospital with likely fatal issues. I wouldn't be too sure

>muh dip
You've got so much more to lose.

>247018313
I wish this was (you)

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just get weed, or benzos. That'll keep you calm enough

massive numbers incoming over the next few weeks

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brazilbro gets it

4500 cases per day holy shit

Rate my prep, bros!

>Tony Robbins: Awaken the Giant Within!
>Kool-aid brand jello cups (12)
>2/3rds of a handle of Ron Rio (they were out of Admiral Nelson)
>Dash cam that I used to record me kicking out my roommate.
>Swiffer duster
>Real-estate porn

I am READY for this bitch!

Fuck off tree swinging jungle nigger. Come November there will be two choices...a bad ass America First POTUS...or a commie, cocksucking, baby killing democrat...that's an easy choice

I hate it. I hate that the panties are neither off nor on. Delete this.

Do you have the hazy feeling around your head in addition to the light pressure/headache?

This. Even with their extreme quarantines. It has to be at least 150k or 250k

They killed Kobe so that COVID would succeed. Reality is dreamlike and isn't actually as specific as you think. Its why memes work. Because reality has trouble keeping track of anything that isn't strictly physical like ideas.

They knew that COVID would fail in its goal so they needed to switch outcomes. Kobe was supposed to be fine but they killed him and used the eventually naming similarity to make reality think that the condition was fulfilled and that COVID/Kobe failed as he died. Since that slot was taken COVID the virus is now occupying Kobe's slot which is one of success and long lived achievement.

Or that it what you get when you run this through TES Lore.

Fever?

CHECKED THAT PUFFY VULVA

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god knows how many at this point, the estimates were in the hundred thousands a month ago

>They killed Kobe so that COVID would succeed.
Got that right.

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youtube.com/watch?v=KgXS6HqSRk0
youtube.com/watch?v=rufnWLVQcKg

Yeah I’ve been thinking about this lots. What kind of long term effects could there be, even if not death.

This makes me sad.

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Millions infected and hundreds of thousands dead by now, is a realistic number

I’ll tell my kids stories about Gary, during the carona pandemic.

It’s a script faggot you could write it in 10 minutes

I know I'm hoping for a high body count. One that will be talked about for generations.

Thanks Todd, i know it's bullshit but i still appreciate it. I'll order the GOTY HD VR edition now.

One month ago there was a western (american i believe) research claiming that there must be at least about million infected in China.
I personally believe that you need to multiply that by 10.

Corona chan comes.

>youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Lhv_yFMuwxs&feature=emb_logo

Prepare yourselves, non will be spared her judgement! We will all receive her blessing. We will all be judged. We will all will know suffering. Our own suffering. The suffering of our families. The suffering of out communities. The suffering of our nations. The suffering of humanity. Soon we will all understand. Soon we will all become one. Through blood, pain, sorrow and loss, we will become one.

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Wait i don't get it. Yas Forums hates the left wing media yet the only type of media that are acting like Yas Forums is the left wing media...they are panicking and are acting like it's a pandemic yet the right media is playing it down. Who do I believe Yas Forums?!

I can dig it

Look at it this way if you are afraid.
>if corona-chan kills you, you'll only die once
>if the status quo goes on as the world becomes an increasingly corporate/globalist/statist dystopia, you'll eventually find yourself dying every day

If you can't see the fnords, the fnords can't hurt you.

>have a 499/500 chance of living
Tbh I would not gamble with those odds.

NNNNNNNnnnnnO.

Kinda, I feel that things get a bit hazy/blurred when I do something physical.
And yes, the headache is like a light pressure around the parietal bones of the skull.

TLDR;
> 0.01% population confirmed triggers quarantines/lockdowns

Germany is a bit of an odd situation, because of the EU.

They need to make Germany seem strong otherwise the EU collapses and you get complete anarchy with no ability to get other areas of the EU to lockdown/quarantine, so they may delay quarantine/lockdown measures.

> German population; 82.79 million
> 0.01% German; = 8,279
> Belgium population; 11.4 million
> 0.01% Belgium; 1,140

Germany current infected; 800

So in theory it could result in quarantines upon nearing the 1,140 Belgium 0.01% population. In actuality they will probably delay this to 0.01% of Germany as a whole.

Shit looks uncomfortable.

Normies will slowly wake up as the week goes on. Expect anger to build and then explode when the hospitals are full.

the problem is the lag behind the outbreaks, the incubation time with incompetence is fucking us all over.

>first the old then the young
archive.is/z6uLb

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Not yet, but I started to feel a bit cooler half hour ago

>Just the flu bro
>It's just a nothingburger bro
>Happening fags BTFO
Yes. Yes. However...
youtube.com/watch?v=wtHN9g0pelw

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You should look at the long term outcome of the survivors of SARS, if it's anything like that then life is going to be hell for everyone.

This, have none of you guys read up on the Spanish Flu?

the table is getting bigger and bigger, hahahahahahahahahahahah HOLY SHIT THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

GLD and SLV straddles my boy

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This faggot doesn't realize he's identifiable. Cali. Mom has Corona. Locate all women with Corona and male child between 14-24.

yes, and more based than Shincheonji

did you really just reply to that bait you dumb monkey

Come november your country will be beyond fucked

CVG are the only ones who might survive. Everyone else will die, but CVG is filled with NEETS and society's rejects that are quarantining themselves as we speak.

runny nose isn't a common symptom.
dry cough ( and lethargy I believe) are, but you don't have a fever. Few reports of it spreading in Mexico though, I'd say you're fine.

Also it's not seasonal flu, that hits you like a truck and is over quick unless you had your shot or you're a boomer and you get complications.
Common cold- a coronavirus, but not The Coronavirus.

Did anyone else notice that Coronavirus got right back into the news cycle in the US a couple days after Kobe's memorial service
It was February 24 fyi

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Yes no government wants to react until it’s too fucking late. Every country in the world should have banned chinamen at the very beginning of this.

But the left wing media are acting like pol so wtf

I ran a 99.9 temporal fever for weeks burning all the possibilities through that nerve sack up there. Freaked me out a little bit my oral temp never broke 99. I tried to prep my friends and family. They could give zero fucks. I have dealt with them and everyone dying, right as rain now. If it’s over 102.0 orally with a high heart rate plus accelerated breathing, you have a whole other wang coming after that subsides I believe. You got it 4 weeks ago? Is that right guys?

Same user, I'm pretty sure I'm infected, and I know my mom is for sure.. which is killing me right now.

You could be infected user, just try to stay hydrated, and rest.

Please don't woarry abou virus
We have the government
We have the local people
We have the hospitals
So don't worry about anything

Da.

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This, they gave up on Seattle after a week

Well Yas Forums? How much time do we have?

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Only right wing sites are generally found on the fringe, all MSM are own by the same small group of companies. Besides, despite all the schizo accusations everyone loves conspiracy theories.

>first the old then the young first the old then the young first the old then the young first the old then the young

YES YES YES CORONA CHAN COMES!

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Yeah more people die from the flu every year than coronachan