/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1727

>this is coming to our cities soon
>youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw

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What does lockdown mean exactly?

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>people still care about the election
lmao all of these old farts will die

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America is kill.

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strawpoll.me/19501550

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UNDEFENDED SUPPLIES MAY AS WELL NOT EXIST.
Arm up while you can!
Shoot looters on sight.

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Italian regions now on lockdown:
- Lombardy Region
- Venice
- Modena
- Parma
- Piacenza
- Reggio Emilia
- Rimini
- Pesaro and Urbino
- Alessandria
- Asti
- Novara
- Verbano-Cusio-Ossola
- Vercelli
- Padua
- Treviso

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Maximum

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China spread a Virus that they knew America couldn't control.

>italy going into lockdown
>aus government still won't travel ban them despite banning china, skorea and iran

Just imagine. Plague ensues. World War. Total breakdown of humanity.
We did it Star Children!!

so which corona-chan design are we using for the new strain?

Anyone else a bit calmer? With China's factories revving up again, it looks like things are going to be okay. And looks like food shortages are extremely unlikely in the states.

>Yas Forums and their stupid opinions

have sex

I want to FUCK Coronachan in the cunny!

I'm getting just tired enough that I'm that certain kind of tired before you start nodding off where everything is just comfy.

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I'm a neet with at least 3 months of food. Bought masks early. I'm fucking comfy.

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You're an idiot

Ok I live in a big city, should I go back to my family in the French Alps while it's not too shit yet? Would it make a difference?

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How long has it been stuck at 80,000 for China

Even if the virus stopped existing right now, you will have shortages. It takes a long fucking time to move stuff from one hemisphere to the other.

(you)

muh virus

>not home for another 2 weeks
What do if my house is looted?

what happened to all the nothingburger fags?
have they gotten over their denial stage?

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Me
Haven't left the house all day

oh? did you fly to china to oversee the reopening of the manufacturing plants of China?

Do you have a sauce for that? Now that my normie friends are finally starting to listen to me I want to give them the full experience.

When is enough prepping? I think I'm done. Washington user so starting to get riskier to go out.
Family of 4
2.9 million kcals (mylar bags for what we cant eat or freezer for meat)
300 gallons water
280 hours generator time
3 months of meds for son
3 months food for dogs
Plenty of alchohol

No, this is no time to give up, have faith that The Happening is happening.

is it official?

This. We're all going to make it!

UV light and Sunlight kills the plague. We need to start seeding clouds to attack cities with sunlight!

Yes. Go ASAP.

Why is all of Reddit buying chloroquine? Should I buy chloroquine?

not even impossible thanks to my parents and my neighbour who recently went to fucking barcelona. going dylan and eric never been this easy

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NotDogs and Not-A-Cola Classic plz.
lurking and fapping on /cvg/ is making me hungry

Pic of your food

Jews and their slaves amerimutts will survive anyway.
All struggle of humanity to get rid of these parasites was worthless.
Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, ayatollah Khomeini, every SS soldier and every GULAG worker...

>

I was at a gun store today and the dude runs it told me that supplies of ammo, particularly ball ammo, are starting to get short. Apparently his wholesalers are scrambling to get shit like 9mm, .40, and .45 handgun rounds in. Didn't ask him about rifle shit. Same thing when I went to a sporting goods store. One of the guys there was saying that handgun ammo was flying off the shelves. Point is, get some fuckin' ammo while you still can.

>3,452,395,775 infected
>2,387,233,195 dead
>5,463,329 reanimated
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!!

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What food has the best calories:price ratio?

Apparently they announced it and people fled on remaining last trains out.
Nice job fuck wits...

They’re all in ptg

fuck coofers

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236490506667991040

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>Ports are still empty
>China hasn't actually opened up production companies are just running the lights and machines because nobody is coming in and the CCP is tracking electricity expenditure to ensure operation is going on
>Claiming they have zero new cases
No China is gone.

you know it

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WHAT THE FUCK

Yes, go. The Alps would be way more secluded and away from city people. Imagine being in the city, any city, and it gets quarantined. The more secluded you can be, the better.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

rice

My mental prep, got a chargable power supply and a solar system to charge it.
Keep the brain active while the world rots

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quar·an·tine

mid 17th century: from Italian quarantina ‘forty days’, from quaranta ‘forty’.

14th century
The practice of quarantine, as we know it, began during the 14th century in an effort to protect coastal cities from plague epidemics. Ships arriving in Venice from infected ports were required to sit at anchor for 40 days before landing.

we stopped trying to argue with brickwalls and got on with our lives sweetie

Did you even look at the posts ITT? Nothingburgerfags everywhere.

Had a dumb bitch today tell me that it was just a flu and that she believes China released as a form of population control. How can anyone deal with these nothingburger faggots on a daily basis?

italians filtered the decree and everyone run away, lol it's gonna be a mess in a few weeks for the terroni

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You want a broad variety of foods. Both because better nutrition and also not blowing a hole through your head from eating the same rice and beans every day for months.

Its just 5.5 million zombies bro, i got that many bullets in a shoe box under my bed.

Go to Anjunabeats Elevations kek

Go now

ammo
gunz
things to barter with

Feeling good, might take a nap later

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>slowly creeping towards my state
Been fun lads, I'll see you on the other side.

After you get quarantined user, you can finally finish your vidya backlog.

>loli Corona-chan
I'm done for now, lads.

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Food shortages are somewhat less of a problem for places like US and Brazil, which are at the very least self-sufficient. Small, overpopulated countries dependant on food imports are way more fucked than we are.

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nothing is happening virus cucks

Without question, you should be leaving for the Alps. Don't even respond to this. Just go now.

Reminder that a virus is protein.

Just take stuff that eats protein.

Vitamin k2

BRO IM THE LAST ONE ALIVE FAT TRANNY HASN:T SANG YET BRO

Dog Food unironically.
then Rice.

>population control mechanism
>just a flu
she is literally a nothingburger and a happening fag at the same time

>China's factories revving up again
the factories are empty. they are all dead. game over.

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>just a flu
>population control conspiracy
Which is it, dumb bitch?

peanut butter
beans
should get protein shake too

Roll to be reanimated if I die

Prayut Chan o Cha the president of thailand is fucking stupid

Hey anons.

I have incredibly important information that could give you all a timeline to prepare for lockdowns/quarantines happening in your location allowing you to bug out.

But to be certain of this, first i need to have a copy of the Italy infected growth graph. I need to know how many days it took to reach its current total.

Kind regards,
Frend.

Of course Sir, Not dogs and Not-a-Cola ready Sir.
Glad to serve you Sir. Enjoy your meal.

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>What does lockdown mean exactly?
Everything not related to food or medicine is closed. No travel in or out of designated areas.

Exactly. My primary concern was food, but it's looking all right. I'm not expecting masks and hand sanitizers to be restocked, but that's fine. I can wfh.

Lol holy shit dude San Diego user here and even now I feel like it’s too late to go out.

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/

we already told you to stop.

2 weeks from Feb 21

Great. Everyone dies except the shoegazers. I can't wait.

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I'll have a Not Dog, a side of Nahchos, and a Fanta-sy, please.

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Im so done with this shit

Got 40 days worth of food mask medical supplies fucking everything

Shit is so expensive why did some fuck have to eat a bat

brazil will be the next italy, mark my words america is fucked

The US grows most of its own food, unless you’re referring to the equipment used to harvest that food which is dependent on parts manufactured in China to keep it going.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw
This is coming to NYC soon, except worse.

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Retards who filtered /cvg/ early on and don't know at all what's going on are really showing off their stupidity in other threads, huh?

twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1236492775325138944

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>51 dead
>Out of 26 infected
>When they asked officials how this was possible reporters were told that after they had died they reanimated hours later and had to be put down by extreme force
>After a momentary pause they added "And one got away"

they've shifted tact to saying horseshit like this cunt

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When will maritime law begin?

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FLORIDA ANONS THEY ARENT DISCLOSING THE MANATEE COUNTY CITY WHAT OR IF IT WAS COMMUNITY SPREAD ETC
THIS IS IT
FIRST OR SECOND COMMUNITY SPREAD LIKELY AS FUCK HERE IN FLORIDA THE FIRST MANATEE COUNTY PATIENT ALSO LISTED NO TRAVEL

>thinking this shit is a natural virus at this stage

Use Italy as a precedent:
>28 day quarantine
>21 days to go from a nothing burger to quarantine.

plz no

I am ready

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LOL, if you live in the US you are privilleged, here in Brazil is extremelly burocratic to own a gun if you aren't part of any security forces. I have 23 years, I would need to have 25 to buy a gun and have in my house, plus an authorization given by the federal police, no carry.

I am stocking some food and maybe I will buy a knife.

Rate my stash boys

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS CHINKS DOOMED US ALL

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Lard technically

Youre good man did you get respiratory protection incase you need to go out in public?

The end is near. Darkness surrounds us. Come Corona-chan, let us dance. Let us know your sweet embrace.

*cough*

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i went into hoarding food with the mentality of not leaving the house for 3 months. my strategy so far is elimination (of hazards).
it could get extremely bad in asia and europe however. desu we ought to take a moment to be grateful for living in this hemisphere. we've got plenty of food and that's what matters.

fuckin normie

>simply dreadful this didnt make the review

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Im 21 but had a history of tuberculosis (3rd world disease) and have permanent lung scarring

Am i fucked

go on son. i predict local lockdown in 2 weeks or at least hard restrictions

bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-51787238

Italy's prime minister has said at least 16 million people are in mandatory quarantine in Lombardy region and also in 14 provinces.

The lock-down will last until early April.

The dramatic escalation in the country's efforts to contain the new coronavirus will close gyms, pools, museums and ski resorts.

Italy is Europe's worst-hit country and reported a steep rise in virus infections on Saturday.

The new measures, which also apply to financial centre Milan and tourist hotspot Venice will last until 3 April.

The death toll in Italy has passed 230, with officials reporting more than 50 deaths in 24 hours. The number of confirmed cases jumped by more than 1,200 to 5,883 on Saturday.

The whole northern region of Lombardy, home to 10 million people and Italy's financial centre Milan, will be closed off except to emergency access, and 14 provinces including Venice, Parma and Modena will be subject to the same measures - affecting a total of around 16 million people.

Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte said the provinces affected were Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Reggio Emilia, Rimini, Pesaro and Urbino, Alessandria, Asti, Novara, Verbano Cusio Ossola, Vercelli, Padua, Treviso and Venice.

Until now only around 50,000 people in northern Italy had been affected by quarantine measures.

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Surprisingly not a shoegazer, jazz fusion.

What are you gunna do, shoot the virus?

Comfier than I've been in a long time.

I like these round numbers

The 42k active does make it seem kind of nothingburger

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rice and beans. Also get spices so you dont sick of it and eat a bullet

this is my food stockpile so far, planning to buy bread and peanut butter later on.

if law and order break down, all i have for defense are my kitchen knives. i don't have money to buy a gun.

thoughts? tips?

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I prefer corona-chan like this. Cute and funny.

Fuck off.

>28 days later

>flag
you were fucked regardless. do you really trust the philippine healthcare system to handle this? what about the services?

You peaked my conspiracy interest whats the end game here?

>tfw got the coronavirus

I feel like shit but I'll be fine

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>be China
>whole world criticizes your one child policy as inhumane, even pro-choice liberals who are already fine with infanticide
>decide to ease up the policy to allow for 2 children, everyone still hates you and calls you inhumane
>still way too many fucking people in your country
>decide to just say fuck it and unleash an Armageddon disease upon the entire world

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>the head of Lombardy’s intensive care crisis unit says the health system is on the brink of collapse

shit just got real

Crossbow.

get on ketosis and start doing fasting fucking now and if you can do cardio do, I'm assuming you're not a fucktard smoker

There's already cases in Sarasota county but they have not been announced yet. The hospital where they were treating that guy has been infested. Staff are sick and it's spreading to the other areas.

You don't have the virus if you're dead, your rotting corpse does.

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Poached elk.

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Sorry Sir but at the moment you are the only customer not satisfied with our services Sir. Could perhaps a Coro-nay chill your spirit a bit Sir?

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DAMMIT CORONA-CHAN, MUTATE AND START INFECTING NIGGERS REEEEEEEE

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This flip catches everything but a break!

>maritime law
that already happened when almost all flags in the world have their gold fucking fringes inside their supreme courts, shifting from Common Law to Admiralty Law.

Same bitch had a dry cough running nose and sore throat. She laughed (and coofed) when I joked about her being our towns patient 0 the thing is I wasn't joking.

Yes
You can only get pneumonia a couple of times before becoming a vegetable

Wouldn't this be olive oil? I stocked up on a few bottles to get my fats. Mix it through bowls of rice or even straight up take a shot/tablespoon of it. A shot is 100 calories I believe.

Damn right, I have yet to encounter a problem that a gun cannot fix....

Frog legs are actually really tasty.
Snails, too.

Good work. That should last you at least 3-4 days.

2 weeks to show symptoms and asymptomatic infection

China getting over it is BS, but idiot muricans will be spreaders, family members still won't cancel there next week trip. Tahiti infection incoming.

Ultra Plus Comfy

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that will last you about a week. if you're too poor, just use your fucking credit card if you have one.

do you have any idea of the 2nd confirmed infected if it's sarasota

Matter of time b4 it pops up in dade county, I'm never going outside rest of the year glad I prepped chimpouts is a question of not if but when.
Sigh...

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>shoot infected
>blood sprays all over your face, clothes, and gun
That's how you get sick

Be as careful as possible you would be considered high risk. Not fucked by any means though.

If you want something sweet, I think canned fruit is a mistake because of how bulky and heavy it is. Get bags of dried fruit. That will last for years when properly sealed and will save space.

>thoughts? tips?

get more rice, pasta, flour. All the cheapest brands.

Ah, a fellow coronid.
It's shit but feels survivable, amirite?
Justabadflu that I can see killing old and already sick people en masse.

First tip... Take your lame ass pic and go ask Reddit.

>Am i fucked
we both are

> t. recovered from pneumonia last month

youtube.com/watch?v=nQcqaw4zMXU

AHHHHH YOU FUCKING CHINK GET THE FUCK OUT! OUT, OUT, OUT!!!!
I HOPE SOME NIGGERS SHOOT THE SLANTY-EYED VIRUS- WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STUPID?!!! THIS HAPPENED IN ITALY AND NOW ITS HAPPENING IN NEW YORK

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>Shoot elk with 9x19
Suicide isn't a food.

>world war
What happened with us-iran tensions? It looks like the epidemic temporarily ceased it

First priority is medicine. Either for suppressing symptoms and keeping an eventual infection on bay while your body fights it, or for fighting something else you could catch and fuck you up because of the collapsed health infrastructure or due to comorbidity.
Stock up on baby wipes (if you find them), analgesics, antibiotics, anti-inflammatories, anti-allergics and whatever else you think of. Even if you end up not using them, it's be better to be safe than to die drowning in your own liquids.

You need at least 4 20lb bags of rice per person

I verry conf

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that made zero sense whatsoever.

You use the gun on yourself, not other people, silly.

If that's all you have, you need to get more. That's like a week, maybe week and a half at best.
Get water, lots of water. Get a big 5 gallon jug. Also, oatmeal. It's stupid cheap and if stored correctly it will last a long time. Get a tub of lard as well, it's like $3 for 4 pounds and will add flavor and fat to your meals.

Combat knife and an aluminum bat

Go to a discount store and get more cans buy 20lb of rice its 9.99 and 5 pounds of protein powder

You need more shit user

Whenever the news starts talking about the medical infrastructure being within 2 weeks of being overwhelmed or potentially needing to triage incoming patients, that should be the red alert that you need to make a final decision as to whether or not to bug out.

At that stage, quarantine is the only option left to try and save the local medical system.

If you’re a white-collar worker and get a notice for multi-week telework, or else are seeing large employers in your area doing so, that should be considered the shot across the bow for starting to prep for quarantine if you haven’t already been doing so.

rate my weapon for the happening

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>shit just got real

Honestly wake up every morning and the realization that none of this isnt a dream hits me.
It's just uber surreal.

Still no verified cases of blacks getting it?

One of the cases in DC was a guy that traveled here from Nigeria, and was presumably a Nigerian resident. No one able to determine if he was indeed black or just some white carpet bagger type?

He's currently in a Maryland hospital.

I take it you're not a sovereign citizen, a free man on the land?

Lads.. I just talked to a normie who told me "It's just a cold." and he was completely serious. This country is so fucked.

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint. Good night guys.

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can we confirm corona chan has a biotin coating?

Absolutely yes Sir, Here your Not dog, a Fanta-sy and a plate of Nahchos Sir. Enjoy your meal Sir.

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>VERMONT INFECTED
VERMONT INFECTED
>VERMONT INFECTED
VERMONT INFECTED
mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236497395376160769

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Yep, all stocked on meds. Thanks Brasilbro

WHERE ARE ALL THE RECOVERED? WHERE ARE THEY? SHOW THEM TO ME!

Plus, NO ONE IS WEARING MASKS IN BRAZIL, DESPICTE THE FACT THAT THERE AREN'T MORE STOCKS

The government says that masks are for 'health professionals', not for the general population

there is no end game, it got out on accident, some chink was a little bit too "interested in the evolution" of SARS-CoV and the Wuhan virology lab and infectious disease labs were stealing biomaterial from level 4 ID labs in the US and Canada that had worked on SARS-CoV chimeras

insane chink virologist played with virulence factors, splicing into sars-cov kept in a bat host experimental reservoir population

some lab tech fucked up and breached the level 4 protocol, got infected, he went home, maybe selfisolated for 2-3 weeks, thought he was clear, goes to market, infects everybody, then everything goes from there

Look at other cities, China has opened up factories, but not consumers. You are allowed to produce goods, but you cannot have a place where people gather. There are two spikes in traffic in the morning and at night with no traffic in the middle and non on weekends when people are not allowed out of there house. China is partially back online, but it's not back to normal.

>other side of the country and not home for another 2 weeks
>shelves will be empty by the time I get back, not much room in my luggage
>paying a maid to do grocery shopping for me so there is something in my house when I get home
>literally putting my life in the hands of a middle aged woman who could take my shit at any time

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Based
Should I buy the Behringer pedals I want before the quarantine period?

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Base and trutherpilled

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extremly comfy, history is in the making and i am prepared

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Same situation, except for the masks. I figured I don't need masks if I just never leave my apartment. Paid my rent 3 months in advance. I can pay all the rest online.

Wow, that sucks but you know what's scarier than Coronavirus infecting every part of the globe?

SEXISM, YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST

twitter.com/CBSLA/status/1236497867470241792

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>tubercolosis
>pneumonia
>second millenium

Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with your genes? You're an embarassment to the most powerful race in the world.

>jazz fusion
I mean ok, as long as its not punk faggo shit. Been playing 18 years now. Also why are there not any EHX pedals or at least a Digitech Whammy?

I had to go to the ER yesterday for asthma shit. There was a little girl and her mother with masks in right in front of me. She was freaking out over coronavirus and said her daughter has only had a fever and cough for the last 4 days. Girl coughed while I stood there. I tried to stay far enough away. Washed my hands right after but it wasn’t too thorough. She probably didn’t have it, but still. Freaked the shit out of me.

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Get a stick and tie a knife to the end of it.

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Comfalicious

sorry but normies are not available on the menu, would you like to choose something else Sir?

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Cant believe all you sorry fuckers so hard up for attention you keep posting lame ass (you)bait like this. Lets not mention the fuckwit restaurant guy. I used to feel sorry for you sorry niggers, but these days, just go and catch the coof.

(ewe)

No, I'm not schizophrenic.

My 10 year old sister keeps freaking out because she believes that she'll end up killing our grandparents, parents and me from getting sick

I keep telling her that the virus doesn't harm children, yet then she made a good point and said "but if I get sick, I can give my cold and make you guys sicker"

I told her to not worry but...My God, she's right. Little girls are potential spreaders and death makers to adults and old people

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Important to track this. I don’t know if any black confirm infected

You tell me

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By anointed and exhalted sardines sigil, I summon the protection from Corona for this thread!

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Health professionals do need it more than others. Failing to keep them uninfected results in higher mortalities.
If you don't work in health care, the optimal strategy is STAY THE FUCK INDOORS.

Being interviewed on CNN, literally

They said it was no big deal

MORE THREADS THAN WHITE DEATHS

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Buy already imported behringer, joyo, caline and donner pedals before the price is jacked up.
One day they'll be rare mark my words

gotta get my deenz

Beenz? Check.
Deenz? Check.
Shit tickets? Check.
Firewood? Check.
Water? Check.
Funz? Check.
Funz food? Check.
Shitposting? Check.
Pretty comfy rn, ain't gonna lie.

Your kind of just wasting money prepping. If there is a "shit hits the fan" scenario, it's going to be a total meat grinder of psychos shooing everyone. You'd be better off belonging to a loyal group but not by much. Think about all the wannabe Rambo douche-bags out there.

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There are cases in Africa, but the lack of testing makes this very hard to confirm. The WHO needs to start planning on providing test kits to third world shitholes, otherwise it's going nowhere.

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It's the simian flu. It's going to kill us and force them to finally evolve. Fuck..

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It’s fucking surreal, went to the shops this morning to stock up on supplies and when the normies saw me unload my supply of SPAM and other tinned meats, they looked they were about to cry, they’re doing everything to deny it until it’s too late.

>one can of green beans
>one can of refried beans

Knifes are fucking pointless. Even if you manage to subdue your target, you might as well be signing your death certificate since you had to go close quarters and wrestle the shit out of someone you have no idea if is infected or not.
You should go for spears instead. It's really simple and easy to make one, and they give you a big reach advantage against pretty much any other melee weapon.
Also , if you have the shekels.

How long between first case and LOCKDOWN?

Yes. They’re deliberately not testing children, too, allowing them to spread this unchecked.

it doesn't matter now, negrito.
only She matters more.

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Just finalized the purchase of this baby, sleeping in it right now for the first time. Comfiest man alive.

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yep, even full hazmat doesnt help if you cant decontaminate it, the best is to bug in and get comfy

FUCK THIS SHIT DUDE THINK OF ALL THE TIMES WHEN PEOPLE JUST EAT WHATS FED TO THEM
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
LET THE IGNORANT FUCKING DIE
THEYVE BEEN OBVIOUISLY HIDING FUCKING NUMBERS TO PREVENT THE MOTHER FUCKING ECONOMY FROM ENTIRELY COLLAPSING

>all these landwhales in their 20s and 30s
Sigh. Why can't american girls be Yas Forums?

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red BEENZ master race.

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