Nashville, Tennessee. All toilet paper is gone, except for Kroger Brand paper

This. If the wet wipes are staying around then this isn't a real crisis.

Yep, just dont flush them. I like using the fragrance free baby wipes. Its cheap.

I'm a big fan of Scott's myself. Just soft enough to not be irritating whole firm enough for when I binge Taco Bell.

Sadly I was due for my biyearly TP buy and Costco only had Cottonelle so I guess I'm trying it

>Every one of these shelf images has Clearance and sale tags on the shelf.

God damn you panicking idiots are making jews a ton of money.

did this shit spread on social media or something? why are these faggots hoarding toilet paper?
White people need to be exterminated.

Any TP left down under, mate? Or just the wet wipes?

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>not using $1 notes

>just don't flush them
>cover them with poo
>then don't flush them

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>at Kroger earlier today
>entire paper product aisle is full with 2 pallets of toilet paper at the end of the aisle

Are they waiting for the morons to show up? Smart. Michigan btw.

We have those things too, but what's with the doors? Afraid people will see pp?

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>toilet paper
Fucking mexicans.

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>Cottonelle
Meh. I like Charmin Ultra Strength with Kevlar.

Why do people give a shit about toilet paper anyway? It’s not an essential item. I ran out a few months ago and never got around to getting more, just using random soft paper I have laying around. And if you live in nature, you can just use leaves or rinse your ass with water. So why is everyone buying up all the tp?

I dont even do that. I hate going to the store so I never buy toilet paper. I just keep a cup in the shower then when I take a shower I shit into the cup then dump the shit into the toilet and wash my asshole and taint. Sometimes I miss the cup and then I just smush the shit pieces down the drain. It is really the best method and I feel sorry for plebs who waste money on toilet paper.

Do they buy food in similar quantities?
I seriously doubt it.

Mass psychosis
Everyone buying toilet paper not even thinking why they need so much

They need a lot tho.

Pretty much this

It will electrocute your asshole. Imagine what a shitty way to die.

For what. They should be buying food not toilet paper. It looks they've been jewed to buy the most useless thing ever

I have one and it changed my life. It rules

>For what.
To wipe asses and cunts you retard.
Women use more in general.
Imagine a typical American family of 5-6 people, maybe some relatives too, 3+ women, trying to secure toilet paper for half a year.

>All the toilet paper is gone except for the cheap shit they use in public toilets which is like sand paper.
>Most the wet wipes still available.

Hahaha Mutts have filthy toilet habits too. Jesus dry paper is not enough to clean your arse.

No I think its just 80% of white people only use dry toilet paper. I wish Westerners would advance out of the 1950s with their toilet habits.

They need a lot of fucking toilet paper.
Those huge piles shown in pictures is what some big families legitimately need.
It may even be too little.

TP is multipurpose. You can wipe, use it as tissue, and use as napkin. My neighbor bought a bunch yesterday despite owning a bidet citing other reasons too.

>All toilet paper is gone, except for
... all that product on the top shelf.

They don't dissolve like toilet paper and can badly fuck up a septic tank. Point being that you trash it.

I haven't seen runs on anything in Georgia except masks. Then again I bought all my shit months ago and just drop by to check to see if people are panicking.

how does one dry ones ass. wet ass is no good

You dishonest fuck, you just had tornadoes there and you are trying to pretend like this is just another episode of Corona panic. I hope the tornadoes come back, suck you up, and hot drop you into ISIS controlled territory dressed like a hassidic jew carrying a rainbow sign that says, "Ask me about my fabulously gay Bar Mitzvah!"

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Faggot I live in Lincoln county and were fine on toilet paper kys

>work for transportation company in Tennessee
>drivers pick up people from NBA everyday
Just waiting on the inevitable now. Funny how it hit Williamson county first though.

This. Most Americans are filthy. I dont even shake hands any more because 99% of people here have shit crumbs on their hand. I just give first bumps like a common nigger. Shitting before or during a shower is the only way but these heathens still live in the dark ages when it comes to toilet hygeine.

Pretty good though the dryer on those things are always under powered and you end up using some TP anyway to dry your ass.

if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

Make that one roll you've got left last anons.

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Dollar General brand toilet paper. $1 for 6 rolls. Lasts me a month and a half unless I have a female guest, stupid bitches need a whole roll a day to wipe their pissy pussy.

That's my favorite thing about taking a shit. When the paper rips and my finger goes up my shitty asshole really makes life worth living.

Literally just use rags and wash them. People are so fucking soft. When people are dying on the street, toilet paper will be the last of your worries.

what if u have to take a shit?

It's the most infectious illness in human history with an average lethality rate of 4.6%. That number will rise once hospitals and medical services get overwhelmed. Experts are predicting the virus is uncontainable and could kill up to 68 million people. This nightmare has only just begun. We are at the very very early stages.

Scotts 1000, bro.

Deaths from the virus itself will only be a small portion of total deaths when the global supply chain fails. Potentially hundreds of millions dead.

Fun fact: disposable diapers were invented in the 1950s. If people could put up with washing the shit out of cloth diapers, you can clean a bit of poop off a rag.

You did stockpile cleaning supplies before the normies got scared, right?

> White people need to be exterminated.

> Hoarding rice

Guess again.

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>Nashville, Tennessee. All toilet paper is gone, except for Kroger Brand paper.

I am in a Seattle suburb city and after the initial panic and the stores restocked several times, things are sort of back to normal. Sure, at the end of the day, the toilet paper and water is low, but not totally gone. The stores restock and it's all fine.

I think after this mild epidemic is over with, people will have a lot of surplus toilet paper to eat and too many bags of rice to wipe their butts with. Kids don't seem to be catching the disease. Just the old people with slow metabolisms and thus slow immune systems which allow the disease to not only land on the beach, but invade far inland for a strong foothold. Other people kill the virus on the beach and with kids, the virus seems to be killed in their landing boats before they can even get on the beach.

If you're on a drug that suppresses the immune system, that sucks.

Is this the corona-spreader 9000?

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>People keep buying rice
>When flour is cheaper and contains three times as many calories per pound
Explain yourselves.

maybe they want arsenic poisoning

Havent used tp in a couple years. I hang my butt over the tub and wash it that way. In public bathrooms I do it in the sink when I can get away with it. Yes, I'm white. I just like to be clean.

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wonderful, you literally shit where everyone else goes to clean their hands

Shitskins chimping out because of toilet paper.

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He likes to be clean.