Americans will defend this

But society may take months to catch up when 20 percent of population are dead and 60 percent sick.

after a lifetime of shart in mart, amerifats dont actually know how much toilet paper is required

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that's rich coming from someone who shits in a hole in the ground

that greasy mexican bitch shits like an olympic champion

thats all theyre good for, rolling burritos and squatting

Fuck that person sideways.

How do you stack 8 feet of toilet paper while being average female height?

As if you needed any more evidence that everyone in California is fucking retarded.

IS THAT A CHINK RESELLING THEM FOR MAKESHIFT MASKS

TOILET PAPER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS OF THE CORONA MEMES

LMAO AT ALL THESE TP BAG HODLERS
WE ALSO HAVE INFINITE LOCAL MANUFACTURING OF HAND SANITIZER

Nigga Kek

Stands to wipe. What an idiot.

Free market

she's buying for like 16 relatives at home

Should I switch to paper? I have been using water ever since I was born.

They’re obese so of course they have diahrea every day

Underrated severely.

No, paper smears shit but never actually fully cleans it. Only water does.

>not using leaves and moist straw to wipe your ass just like the Ancient Greek
What fuckin plebs

Water is the best
Americans wipe and smell like shit

>why dont they set limits per customer
costco has now

Get a bidet and thank me later

First come first served. It's stupid to buy that much toilet paper when you could spend the time, effort, and money getting other necessary things, but that's no skin off my back.
I made seven (7) Walmart runs today. Toilet paper isn't even what's run out. It's hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, and bleach that have been hardest hit. Powdered milk and spam were cleaned out too.

Toilet paper isn't heavy so you can just lift the stack up from the middle and slide another package in there.

Captialism at its finest. This mofo knows what's gonna make him some bank in a couple months.

OP pic is a guy restocking the shelves you brainlets

ass wipe is non perishable
even if nothing happens, they would still need to buy it eventually, and if anything does happen, they can wipe their ass

why do americans shit in the bath?

It's step 1 in the waffle-stomp.

I do not understand who could possibly shit so much that they need that much toilet paper?! Its unbelivable

How is this possible? I go through about a roll a month

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He’s taking that to the hood to sell to all the Shitskins without the foresight to stock up

I wash. You can never truly be clean with toilet paper. Plus they used DMSO making paper. You're massaging DMSO into your anus.

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>toilet paper
Imagine not using baby wipes, lmao. You must smell like ass all day.

If you flush wet ones down the toilet you deserve death.

I hope savvy niggers and hicks follow these big spenders home and note their addresses. Fuck these greedy chicken littles.

If you stock up for toilet paper, you are NOT a prepper.

What do you imagine people did 5000 years ago? Wipe their butt with special made paper? Fuck off, at the very most washed it in a river or by plants. If even that. You don't HAVE to wipe your ass. Smelling like shit is the last of your problems when survival is at stake. And guess what, everyone will be smelling like shit but due to reprioritization, nobody will mind.

scottenglishplumbing.net/blog/4-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-flush-wet-wipes-down-the-toilet

Actual preppers stock up on razors so they can shave their ass knowing that toilet paper will be extinct.

Actual preppers wipe their ass with the long hair of the most beautiful virgins that they capture for their harem. With their immense stock of weapons and ammo no one will dare to criticize them.

I use wet toilet paper

Maybe it's all about controlling the stocks on toilet paper and all other goods that are mainly made in china? (Pic related)

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imagine fucking up your septic/sewer system with wipes that don't dissolve

Do you really think you’re in a position to criticise other people about smelling like shit?

They actually make flushable dissolves wipes

Actual preppers understand that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Freemarket fucker

imagine the smell

This. Though I must admit if society falls it's the one creature comfort I'll miss most

Are people scared they're going to get explosive diarrhea? why are they buying toilet paper en mass? I dont get it.

Don't you guys just poop anywhere? I seen a video once of like 40 random people shitting on a beach in india

Imagine being this guys asshole

They don't actually dissolve though.

i love this toilet paper meme. i gotta stock up

$10 says it's a crooked tooth gook with that stockpile. Fucking rats. They're almost as bad as jews.

disclose.tv/the-widespread-phenomenon-of-public-pooping-on-the-beaches-of-india-307930

I'm pretty sure they think it's going to be a currency or something

Found the gaped asshole faggot.

Is this irony? I cant even tell anymore.

What you can't see their spouse pushing the equal size cart of PF Chang's frozen entrees behind them.

Costco has business membership that allows resale. For all we know this person is reselling.

It's probably some bodega owner restocking his store, because some places are cheaper than wholesale.

You gang of stupid fucks!
He’s a Mexican that takes that shit back across the border, likely paying off his own border guards and he’s reselling all that in Mexico.
Yes, they have two Costco’s in Tijuana, but they heavily tax American paper products so their fucking assholes come here to sunny San Diego to buy our shit.

They won't need much toilet paper when they run out of food.

Septic is more likely to get fucked up. Sewer will be fine tho.

>why are they buying toilet paper en mass? I dont get it.
Probably started with a few people doing it, then people started talking about it on social media, then everyone started buying it up just to be sure they weren't the ones who go to the store to purchase a reasonable quantity of shit tickets only to find that it's all gone.

I don't toss them in the toilet.

Sewer will be someone elses problem down the line!

You don’t live with women. Each female uses about twelve rolls daily somehow. Makes no sense but it’s a real phenomenon.

It’s going to TJ, it won’t even see the inside of a sewer line, they throw away their toilet paper as their plumbing and sewer system can’t handle toilet paper.
Fucking Mexicans.

Reminder that if you wash your hands only with toilet paper, you might as well be a street shitting Pajeet. Imagine if you were outside and dug your hands in dirt. Would you clean your hands with a dry paper towel and leave it at that? No, you'd use water unless, as mentioned, you're a street shitting Pajeet. Therefore, you should also clean your ass with water. Buy a bidet or wash your ass with the showerhead if your toilet is right next to it. If that's not possible, get some type of bottle you can easily squirt water out of and use that to clean your asshole.

Seriously, the west's ass cleaning habits are probably some of the worst and it's most definitely an inferior aspect about day to day activities compared to even less developed countries. Probably every home in Turkey and probably even the middle east has some type of bidet. It would be unthinkable for them to leave their ass unwashed after taking a shit. Imagine that, turkroaches have cleaner asses than you. Yes, a fucking TURKROACH has a cleaner ass than you!!!

No actually if we fuck up the sewers it'll be everybody's problem real quick

*wash your ass

Nope. If a little piece of 4x4 tissue/towel could fuck up sewers our country would be no better than India.