/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1723

so long gay bowser

coof

>Asthma, heart issues, immunocompromised
>Calls doctor
>Asks "If I get covoid-19, do you think I will die"
>Says yes

Anons im fucking scared

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>mayor bowser

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>She's out there smiling

youtube.com/watch?v=UF7rBcFolAc

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where has the /cvg/ restaurant gone? I'm in dire need of a nothing burger.

Why would anyone vote for or trust a chink ever again

Will it come to mass graves? How are they going to handle a sudden influx of 1000s of infected bodies?

Spent 20 minutes cataloguing my shit and ended up with picrelated, how should I be expanding it?

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age?

there is a cure already :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remdesivir

So long

No proof Corona originated in China . . . says China.

Are you going to apologize for your racism?

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Look up Teddy Roosevelts childhood.

>december
>january
>february
>march
Four months and still nothing. Coom on, step it up Corona-cuck.

kmov.com/news/gov-parson-s-office-announces-first-missouri-covid--case/article_039df6e6-60d5-11ea-b21c-73e9e9f251b7.html
Fuck I thought the flyovers were safe

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15, le epic zoomer

How about some canned vegetable?

I'm sorry user, I know the feeling..

my nose is kinda acting up guys....

I'd make a small localized lead deposit into your cranium

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Cremation would probably be more tasteful

Do you think they will give this stuff to normal people?

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After the likes of the New York post and other liberal American news outlets shit all over Japan for how we handled the Diamond Princess, I can't wait for the Californian state government to show us Japanese "how it is done".

I am sure they will do a much better job than we did, despite the average American's hygiene, conscientiousness, morals, social capital and work ethic being nowhere near as good as the average Japanese person.

Good luck with New York too, by the way.

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Nuke-powered incinerators

>2 cases literally a few miles from New Castle/Wilmington
FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Mods

When did Bowsette get so ugly?

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>1,900,000 million people need to go to the ICU in the next two months
>only have 100,000 beds
>3/4ths of them are already full so we only have 25,000 beds nationwide

We're fucked

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not a complete list, and ICU only...

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wish it wasnt contagious so people who ignore warnings and are generally stupid only signs their own faith and not also that of those around them

they are already giving it. and USA has laws to give it to people that are about to die.

>1-3 = dead
>4-5 = damaged by infection
>6-0 = it's just a flu bro
These are the true corona statistics.

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Bat soup leally good for health, tladitional Chinese medicine good for evelyone.

>Italy: 1000+ new cases in the last 24 hours

WE ARE FUCKING FUCKED! GET SUPPLIES NOW!

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Right, next week they will say it's american or russian bioweapon.

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I'm kidding, my lord you guys fall for everything.

Poos will be Poos.

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Be me
>Had Chinese food 2 weeks ago (Was hungry and it's chep)
>Flatmate has yellow fever
>Constantly bringing in different noodles
>1 Used my cutlery (Usually locked for obvious reasons)
>Wakeup in a cold sweat
>Foggy vision
>Walking up the stairs feels like 1hr Cardio
>Heart Racing
>Can't breath
>Mind is blurry; can't think

Should I be worried ?

Can you niggers stop using archive when you know it doesnt work

Weapons

PLEASE SOMEBODY CUT THE PHOTO TO JUST HER FACE

2.4 per 1000 aggregate in US
.14 ICU beds per 1000 aggregate in US

>2 million people need ICU
>only 480000 deaths

roll

I'll take my chances, still in my 20's, working out, and stay away from the cigarette jew.

But i live in NYC....

Every county in America will be infected user, it's just a matter of when. Constant vigilance and cleanliness are your only chance.

Lmao this fucking guy

more rice

I used to hate all the Bowsette posting but now I kinda miss it bros.

Remember when this list was small enough to be readable?

a treatment isn't cure, but it's something at least

Anyone have a link to the Corona Chan image archive?

juice is ready to hunker down in his bronco

If checkable México saves the world

A pandemic really isn't the worst way to go out. It's kinda like dying in a world war.

The survivors tend to be the ones that hold the burden and pain when they see all of the death around them and they didn't go.

put calorie counts on there too

will allow you to manage days you have stored

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>us Japanese
>implying you're a jap and not a murrikan weeb

People who are saying it's a nothingburger are just reacting to the spergs desperately trying to meme a happening. It's the flu, but this version poses a much higher risk to the elderly due to the more severe symptoms and ease of infection. It deserves to be a health emergency, and the world is running around containing it.

i have 3 of the symptoms :
sore throat, cough and diarrhea.

i normally have those when its cold, and diarrhea well my diet is pretty shit so ...

should i go to the doctor ?

the 480,000 deaths means no matter what happens they die

the ICU fags have a significant if not guaranteed chance of dying if they can't get a bed

Who else (((Mossberg))) Shockwave here?

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>Will it come to mass graves?

Yes

desperate to not make the public panic anymore
COPECOPECOPECOPECOPE

Reposting this from the pastebin:
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4
Even asymptomatic patients had lung abnormalities. Even if you get a "mild" case it will fuck your lungs bad and give you pneumonia, you just won't need supplementary oxygen. Old people crash first because their lungs can't take as much punishment, but no matter your age, if you don't fight it off before it tears your shit up to the point you can't breathe then you're fucked.

>pretty much in all 50 states

Looks like we have our new 2020 front runner

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>try to tell my friends that this virus could be a bit more severe than expected and maybe a bit of preparation wouldn't be bad
>they didn't take me seriously at all and some gave me looks as if i was mentally unstable

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yeah everything turns to shit when its mainstream

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Roll

Hasn't anyone connected this to the virus in Tom Clancy's rainbow 6? It sounds like its taking the same kind of threat.

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roll

/cvg/ approved strategy always has and always will be SINK THAT FUCKING SHIP!

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It is just a flu, who cares if boomers die? Just more houses to become affordable for us. It's not a happening, it's a good thing.

They already tried. There have been a few shill posts that I've seen over the past few days.

Nah. Buttsock would be better

rolling

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RIDDLE ME THIS
COUNTRIES ARE CLAIMING MANY PEOPLE INFECTED ARE "CURED" HOW ARE THEY CURED??? THERES NO VACCINE?????? HAHAHAHAH

It's SARS, not influenza

Good?

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アボリジニー野郎は引っ込んでろ

Time to roll for dead

No.
You're fine.
Fever is the first thing that happens, and it's like a light switch. You go from feeling fine to getting a high fever, 103 or something.
You're all right.

Checked.
Also, fuck.
t. Lake St. Louis

Shills are weakening. Hit 'em again!

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>and the world is running around containing it.
Uh, what country are you in? The first confirmed case was one week ago...

You know how we have garbagemen? A separate corpse truck.

Rollerino

waste of digits for a fucking retard

>(((Mossberg)))
It's friggin Swedish, dude.

Here in the West we use the term recovered instead of cured like the Chinese

yeah that's normal NPC behaviour. they think society is invulnerable. as if there has never been pandemics before.

dump meme gun
youtube.com/watch?v=tYjThckYqBQ

even I, a German know that

Beds Only, via wikipedia

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what's the estimated peak count of infected and dead?

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>Lives in a country where he can buy any gun he wants
>buys the least practical gun he possibly can

Why you do this?

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They've already let people off the boat haven't they?
The time to prep was months ago.

Here is a huge redpill for you all, there is no epedemic and no corona virus. We are all part of a massive misinformation campain which goal is to further restrict our basic human rights. The media wants to tell us there are over hundret thousand infected out there but somehow we never got to see a single interview from one of the infected or their families. They are creating the panic intentionally to control the masses with the excuse of virus prevention, but their real reason is to steal our freedom of speech, movement and right to own things.

TLDR: This is the biggest false flag in history

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I'll take my chances