/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1722

Good news travels slowly, bad news has wings.

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Fags trying to get /cvg/ and all coronavirus threads banned ITT:

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Happening over.

>China cargo flows rapidly return to pre-coronavirus levels @GMJournalist

twitter.com/NEWS_MAKER/status/1236452571088162816?s=20

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this is my only post in this thread... sure is great discussion bros! awesome 10/10

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i'm ready for the end to come.

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>Asthma
>Heart issues
>Immunocompromised

Will I make it through this, anons?

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>corona virus more like a fucking NOTHING

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Daily reminder that if you eat the rice you'll pay the price. Don't fucking do it faggots. Stay away from chinese food forever.

at 2 am?

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Yep

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Guys im late to this shit
what the fuck do i do

please help

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twitter.com/PhilipWegmann/status/1236415249772937221
BREAKING: "The American Conservative Union has learned that one of our CPAC attendees has unfortunately tested positive today for coronavirus."

Am I doing it right?

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>800 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>9 in serious condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

What should i supplement by months' worth of canned food with?

Was thinking about bags of rice and/or beans and even more multivitamin pills

seething cuz jamal and daquan are gonna invade your home and coof all over you, huh? do you have a mask for when they coof all over you?

>Happening over.
All of that means jack shit if the ports on the West Coast are quarantined by the time the boats make it stateside.

youtube.com/watch?v=m6Sv1gBy9s8
Live press conference.

based

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you won't make it fag

you fat fuck.

I have not had any this year user but I desperately want the forbidden fruit.
Oh well if I get infected and start to die at least I can order some before the end

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Reposting

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Drink up anons! I made a fresh batch.

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never thought id say this but sucks to live on a state with 60-70% of people with italian descent

shitload of people with double citizenship coming back and a few cases showing up already, gonna lock my grandma up soon

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Nothing's happening?
How long until I die?

Wasn't the Italian government going to do a press conference soon?

I've given up trying to warn my parents and it fucking sucks knowing that they're going to get it imminently.
>boomers
>live in Westchester County where there are dozens of cases
>didn't prepare
>don't wash hands regularly
>travel all over the fucking county every day, eat out all the time

I tried my best and they didn't listen.

Die this year or in the next 10, there really is no escape.

same boat

I am horribly prone to viruses and infection

We're fucked

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Hot damn some user added the colors, looks comfy af!

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You're supposed to go rice heavy. I have 56 lbs of rice and 32 lbs of dried beans.

>20,000 people at the event
I bet 10 people have it now.

I havent died yet, I am immensely disappointed

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That's the best shit ever. All boomers report to the death tents

Don't go outside again until this blows over. Get three months worth of food at least.

WHY NORMIES BOUGHT ALL THE SHIT,
> NO MASKS, NO HAND SANITIZERS, NO LYSOL IN STORES
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF SHIT

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Hope you make it through this taco.

How did Italians carve an enclave out in fucking Brazil? That's USA tier

I’m torn between wanting a happening and cheering this on, and being fucking afraid because I am immunocompromised. If billions are gonna die, I’m willing to be part of the great culling. But it would be really gay if I died and then the virus just petered out days later, and I died simply another statistic

LMAO fucking pastaniggers

>The Italian town of Castelvetro is in the middle of the coronavirus crisis, but on Wednesday a malfunction briefly caused red wine to flow from its water taps.

twitter.com/mcpli/status/1236316696811581446?s=20

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DOOMERS BTFO

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>Little Debbies
uhh based department

Thanks for the tip, i will balance my stash out soon as i get the chance

Didn't the infected guy actually make hand contact with Trump to boot? Hopefully getting corona'd lights a fire under his ass to stop downplaying this.

A meteor could be 10 minutes away from hitting earth and all institutions would be parroting "stay calm" for their own benefit

Imagine if another virus happens to accidentally get leaked from a lab a few months from now. Haha that would be funny.

of course not, Trump and co said I don't need one, and I'm not a scared faggot

test

you fucking idiot. You should have prepped weeks ago, we tried to warn you.

so at what point do we stop going to work? im sure our employers dont give a fuck about this because they'll be fine and all of us on the floor will be fucked but what do we do? if the economy collapses monday will paychecks be withheld? if it gets bad cam you refuse to go to work without being shitcanned? this whole thing is so fucked what do us wagies do???

Michigan has no confirmed cases but over 400 now awaiting tests, so were already fucked

You had 2 months to buy your shit, bro.

No according to the report he wasn't even in the main area so he probably got nowhere close to Trump or Pence

guys wtf!! i just came back from the store and they are out of masks lol what?! xDD

Dumb bishhh

Don't worry user, this virus will not peter out.

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
MILLIONS WILL DIE
GLOBAL ECONOMY WILL NEVER RECOVER
STICKY WHEN

This is some Bible Revelations type shit.

"AND THE TAP WATER WILL TURN TO BLOOD"

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>DOOMERS BTFO
Watch as a superspreader takes the subway in Seoul and gets hundreds sick in a single evening just as Daegu winds down.

Question: If my townhouse has an air unit near another, can I get infected from it? Hunkering down now.

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That would be the final nail in the coffin for society.

Freeze a bunch of meat and yummy stuff. And make sure you have a ton of eggs.
You won’t lose power for a while, if ever

Guys! David Goldberg, a jewish whistleblower warned in june 2019 that a virus would be used in 2020 as an excuse to purge redpilled people because we are tens of millions and they cant control us!
bitchute.com/video/51adzipev08t/
Skip to 9:30 or 21:20!

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FIRST DEATH IN LATIN AMERICA HAPPENED HOURS AGO N ARGENTINA

HE WAS NOT IN THE LIST OF 8 PEOPLE DIAGNOSED WITH CODIV, IT WAS ONLY FOUND POST-MORTEM
This means the hospital he went to, one of the most important in Argentina, likely was exposed to the virus from him.

The patient was a 64 year old man who came back from France on feb 25th but only on the 4th went to a hospital in Buenos Aires meaning there could be far more cases out there in the capital of Argentina going under the radar.
The person however had underlying issues such as diabetes, hypertension, chronic bronchitis and kidney problems.

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So the normies can't get out before the quarantine is in effect.

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It was Pence. That's why Pence was appointed, so Trump is protected.

>first case in D.C.
let it begin

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If I have it, I'll make sure to spread it to my feminist infested college and cough on every women in a 2km radious

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just watch the death rate once intensive care slots in hospitals are filled. if 20% need intensive care, then you can guess how fucked this is going to get

Unironically no. Start getting your affairs in order.

>She's out there smiling

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Oats.

efficiencyiseverything.com/calorie-per-dollar-list/

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Sialic acid.

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Not far fetched.

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This boomer meme sniffles stuff is bullshit, it's not a big deal, China makes a new plague every few years and it always blows over.

Why not? It had protein (jerky), fruit (gushers), grains (macaroni and pop tarts), and dairy (Cheetos and star crunch)

Fuckton of cheap immigrant work for our coffee farms. Same way there's a bunch of Japanese people here

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>South Korea reports 367 new cases, and 50 deaths
Oh shit.
yna.co.kr/view/AKR20200308010900053

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If there is any silver lining, most of the elites are already infected, and they have zero escape. They have nothing to gain and everything to lose.

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How does this even happen? Pasta niggers are fucking dumb

Good taste

That asthma shit makes you much more likely to get hit hard by it afaik

I'd buy an NBC/tyvek suit if i were you not even joking, specially if you ride public transport daily

W-what are you implying

If you still didn't prep, you are the normie

too late, it's already in the news and people are fleeing

>DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!
>what is early detection?
We'll see how you hold out in 2 weeks Hans. At first I thought you might be doing alright thanks to the Korean experience, but it just turns out that their pool of infectees is just insanely young and female-skewed thanks to all the sick cultists.

small state, mostly unpopulated before people starting coming down here from italy and germany

lel we still have a town that speaks pomeranian

I want to have violent sex with Mana Izumi.

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The boomers are gonna be in for a nice surprise when they realize they can't reverse mortgage their way out of this one

Based and horrifyingly-funny pilled.
My God I can't stop laughing.

hahahahahaha cant wait for shills like you to end up with acute respiratory distress syndrome and drown in your mucous while i live like a NEET and shitpoaste about how the shills are all dying.

Do your best to avoid it.. Then get your ass to a doctor the instant you feel like shit. You might get lucky and be one of the sniffle level folks. Don't play around, if in doubt get help, especially if you can get to a doctor that knows your situation. Do you have a medical bracelet? Get one if you don't in case you can't talk, good luck.

>didn't prep at all
You're the normalfag here. Good luck lol

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Not fags, user. Kikes.

rip boludo

You should be banned this post is so bad.

>All this numbers around the world and we can't exactly shut it down
Well, guess we'll just die.

Everything is fine DO NOT PANIC

So their factories are back online? Is that what I’m supposed to get out of this?

Jesus, is that you?

luxury soups

rofl fuck off

I wasn't afraid of GRID why would I be afraid of this shit dumb nigger

Yet they keep telling us o go about our day and kiss every coofing chink to protect the stock market.
I'm convinced that millions are going to fall dead and they are going to shrug it off.

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If Yang said it I'll believe it.

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Can we fast track this virus by two weeks already!

yeah, the number is decreasing

We have worst corona problems in our own countries now, thanks.

>ITALY HAD ITS FIRST CASE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO AND IS ALREADY DISCUSSING TRIAGE
ITALY HAD ITS FIRST CASE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO AND IS ALREADY DISCUSSING TRIAGE
>ITALY HAD ITS FIRST CASE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO AND IS ALREADY DISCUSSING TRIAGE
ITALY HAD ITS FIRST CASE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO AND IS ALREADY DISCUSSING TRIAGE
>ITALY HAD ITS FIRST CASE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO AND IS ALREADY DISCUSSING TRIAGE
ITALY HAD ITS FIRST CASE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO AND IS ALREADY DISCUSSING TRIAGE
>ITALY HAD ITS FIRST CASE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO AND IS ALREADY DISCUSSING TRIAGE
ITALY HAD ITS FIRST CASE NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO AND IS ALREADY DISCUSSING TRIAGE

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>50 deaths
isn't it more than they've had until now total?

Pragmatic good sense

What if I'm afraid of the fear of coronavirus?

I want a lot of H&K G11 with Infinte ammo and repair parts.

You’re not a goner but you need to be proactive as fuck right now. God speed, user.

Why do you guys don't update my country? Do you want me to believe we are still at five? Do you want me to be hopeful?

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

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user

>>The caveat is that this was to be expected as Chinese port workers and truckers returned after an extended Chinese New Year (CNY) holiday. Inbound and outbound cargo delayed during the post-CNY period was already en route or contracted for transport.
Also the article is from 4 days ago.
Also: means jack shit. China is not manufacturing shit yet.

I can't wait for all the low IQ retards to die first. It's satisfying to see nature run it's course on them. The low IQ shall perish.

W-will us 30 year old boomers make the cut or are we screwed?

Hopefully he's a superspreader. RIP Conservatism Inc.

Fuck man both my mother and grandma won’t survive if they get corona virus, I wish they’d close my college so I don’t have to go out and risk getting the virus

Yep. This is the real killer with this.

First of many. Hospitals soon won't even bother screening people for the virus anymore. They will just let it rip and may the weak be cleansed from this Earth.

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Yong said it too, must be true then.

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don worry fren, vacin soon

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Fear of the corona virus was more fatal to the people who died than the virus itself... who could've thought

because we're just too irrelevant to matter

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Nuke them all now.

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"The only thing we have to Queer, is Queer itself. Now, open up and let me spray this stuff in your mouth"
-Andrew Yang

S.korea is still at 48 deaths.

>Italian Society of anesthesiology, reanimation and intensive care
>reanimation

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Guys give me please screenshot with old story about chemtrails and Wuhan's virus connection. I heard recently there is such a thing,

>GRÜNKOHL
> Absolutely disgusting

What am I looking at? Do I want to know?

Yes.
Soon.

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God almighty, have mercy. The feels are reals.

Modern medical triage was invented by Dominique Jean Larrey, a surgeon during the Napoleonic Wars, who "treat[ed] the wounded according to the observed gravity of their injuries and the urgency for medical care, regardless of their rank or nationality",[2] though the general concept of prioritizing by prognosis is foreshadowed in a 17th-century BCE Egyptian document.[3] Triage was used further during World War I by French doctors treating the battlefield wounded at the aid stations behind the front. Those responsible for the removal of the wounded from a battlefield or their care afterwards would divide the victims into three categories:[4][5]

Those who are likely to live, regardless of what care they receive;
Those who are unlikely to live, regardless of what care they receive;
Those for whom immediate care might make a positive difference in outcome.
For many emergency medical services (EMS) systems, a similar model may sometimes still be applied. In the earliest stages of an incident, such as when one or two paramedics exist to twenty or more patients, practicality demands that the above, more "primitive" model will be used. However, once a full response has occurred and many hands are available, paramedics will usually use the model included in their service policy and standing orders.

As medical technology has advanced, so have modern approaches to triage, which are increasingly based on scientific models. The categorizations of the victims are frequently the result of triage scores based on specific physiological assessment findings. Some models, such as the START model may be algorithm-based. As triage concepts become more sophisticated, triage guidance is also evolving into both software and hardware decision support products for use by caregivers in both hospitals and the field.

>not a single Italian flag in this whole thread

Did they just all die??

king chink must die for this

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But nothing to worry about because the people who die are old, right?
If that happens we will start seeing that age go down to some extent.
Another thing is that it was probably already happening.

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Who would have thought soulless eurofags would be soulless.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

unironically

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Dude i would sell my entire country down the drain for some gook pussy

How can I be proactive, avoid all public places? Buy more masks? I'm in desperate need of guidance right now.

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Digits and Corona will kill all CPAC boomers.

What's chilli?
Oh how's the riots? There were riots right?
[spoiler]Sorry. Stay safe fren.[/spoiler]

Prophecy in rainbow color, indicating it is indeed gay.

is that diarrhea

Fuck China is in turbo lie mode

This virus checks every other box, it was only a matter of time.

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I'm also concerned about this. Clearly we won't be told until it's too late, so at what point can we just stop going without repercussions

This mexican normie’s going to die, and the world will be a better place for it

Which one of these should I watch first?

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Based mexibro

Wow literally pic related, they are so fucked and voted to keep borders open weeks ago!

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You don't need masks unless you're going to be in a crowded area, hospital, or station of transport (e.g. bus station, train station, airport) during an outbreak, or if you want an infected person around you to wear it to decrease chance of transmission.
Hand sanitizer is a substitute for handwashing. Just use handsoap and warm/hot water. Sanitizer is fine but not any better than handsoap.
Lysol is something to be butthurt over if you don't have any I guess, on the other hand.

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Once it gets bad the federal government will tell employers to give paid time off. Rent and mortgage payments will be suspended, utility bills will be waived, etc.

It's 50 deaths total, not 50 new deaths.
>news.naver.com/main/read.nhn?mode=LSD&mid=sec&sid1=102&oid=003&aid=0009744178

So far, they're doing alright and the number of new cases is even ticking down a bit. But CFR is creeping up from the 0.5%-0.6% that people were using as a cope.

I wish I could get guns... but look at my flag desu

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Where is this from,user?

Premier Conte live right now (it's like 2:30 here) confirming the lockdown.

What are some items that are easy to overlook during the prepping process? I've stocked up on the obvious shit like water, water filters, shelf stable food, frozen goods, vitamins, cold medicine and tylenol, ammo, masks, hand sanitizer, toilet paper and hygiene products.

I want more.

no time to worry, time for the feeling of exhilaration you get when staring into the unknown

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Contagion is kino and highly relevant to coronachan.

I'm a made guy and was supposed to go Italy for some suits but idk now,

Hey guys, there is a part in this video where a Chinese woman is put in a box by Chinese officials in hazmat gear. Then she starts screaming inside. It is assumed that she is being burned alive in an oven jury-rigged to the back of a pickup truck. would someone please make a webm of this for me?

Coronavirus: China’s Authoritarian Control Gets Worse
youtube.com/watch?v=ArvYq89w-cI&bpctr=1583617344

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Anybody else squanting at the fact that the Italy numbers went up 50% in one day? I'm literally squanting right now. Niggas won't stop lyin' which means us niggas gonna be dyin' from the Corona Virus. Bix Noods

They were literally hugging chinks to stand against racism a month ago.

Just be a neet till it hopefully dies down

Lmao the best thing that could possily happen is everyone in the world with knowledge and expertise die and leave the zoom zooms to fend for themselves. Faggots.

I think it's time we all become neets:

>Which one of these should I watch first?
Contagion since it's more or less a documentary of everything going on right now and where we might be in a few months.

>BBQ sauce
For what? The jerky? Lmao

one step ahead of you bro

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evergreenhealth.com/default.cfm?id=1
Seems like they deleted the page.

It's liposomal vitamin C. It's about 01 times as effective at getting into your bloodstream than a vitamin C supplement.

the real contagion and death rates will start showing up now that it has spread to countries that actually can count their dead(or not, who knows)

Some user mind captioning this "Lets get this Shoah on the road"

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Fucking Based, but be well user.

Lombardo here in Costarica.
How the fuck do I go back home now?!

This isn't soulless you idiot. This is making sure that more people survive than not.
>what's triage?