ALT! Ihre Papiere bitte 2.0

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

Jannies tongue my anus

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Might as well see what I get

Oh well, let's try our luck ... :DD

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Reroll for new deployment.

Based, I get to kill nigger conscripts

No

Fuck sake

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First a Wehrmacht Landser on the Eastern Front, now an SS officer in Nordafrika.
Seems like I've been promoted.

Gott straft England! :D

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Rolling

Rollin' and trollin'

Well, I don't mind mine either ;)

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Sneed

Sieg heil you filthy degenerates

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Jawohl mein Herr, here is mein papiere

Heil Hitler, kamarad!

I have arrived.

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comfy spot in Berlin, Ill take it

Sie sind zu beneiden, Herr Professor.
Wie es scheint, haben sich ihre Bemühungen in der Rassenforschung bezahlt gemacht.

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Denke auch! Endlich eine Chance, zu beweisen, dass sich der Slawe arisieren lässt ... schön eine nach der anderen. :D

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jawohl herr kommandant

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it wouldn't hurt to try

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heil victory

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roll

North Africa is boring I want to redeploy

have fun getting killed by Canadians

Rollingggggg

hi

Passen sie bloß auf, dass sie nicht auf eine Jüdin treffen.
Entgegen den Empfehlungen, die ich in meiner Studie zur Analyse des Gefahrenpotentials des Weltjudentums ausgesprochen habe, weigert man sich bisher beharrlich, eine ethnische Säuberung durchzuführen.

Bumsti ...

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Roll.

Volunteer Corps Viking Berserkers reporting in

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guten tag

Honorary Aryan Nigger i was Führer last thread with 88

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Fuck it!

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cool they have a swimming team here

My rakefields are impenetrable, they shall never get past

Roll

Juden
Communist

PLEASE I DON'T WANT A BROWN ID THIS TIME FUCK!

Heil!

Roll.

Shit. I can explain. Ich sprecht deutsch ja?

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Roll

Roll

rollin

Still hoping for white 1488 and Canada flag above me

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Black Irish
Juden

Rolling. Hail Victory.

Bitte sehr.

Ok, let's go kill some russians

I'm Hitler

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roll

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Rolling

I'm guessing an allied soldier of the reich sent to Africa.
...Not bad I guess.

Big money big money no whammy no whammy STOP.

René Guenon smiles upon you.

Rolling

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Sieg heil

sure thing, but just put that pink triagle on, that's for... well you'll see when the train arrives

Roll for axis victory

Rollerino

Nice. Free delousing and a trip to Palestine.

Sieg Heil

ROLLLL (again)

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nice try nigger

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Roll

ACTIVATE RAKE SHIELDS

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Out of my way schlub

Ich liebe Freiheit!!!

Rollin

Roll

Work will set me free