/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1721

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>reading comments on a news website
>normies are actually complaining that the coronavirus is getting so many articles

Nobody with a three digit IQ wants humanity to survive this happening.

Like a fever followed by pneumonia.

is this coronavirus

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wash yo ass

Be ready for looters
Sleep with your gun

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I love you friends

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FAMILY MEMBER TRIES TO CALM ME ABOUT CORONA BY TELLING ME SHE JUST WAS ON COSTA RICA A WEEK AGO WITH A BUNCH OF TOURISTS AND THAT READ SINCE NO ONE WAS WEARING MASKS AT THE AIRPORT OR PLANE IT MEANS ALL IS OK
WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?

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How has the Italian military not been sending medics as supplementary capacity? The Worst Koreans started doing that a week ago in Daegu and Gyeongbuk.

this is my post for this bread

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wash your hands

you first

ATTENTION JOURNALISTS

Do you want to be WORLD FAMOUS?
SAVE LIVES?

Ask ANY of these questions at ANY official press conference: ASK THEM EXACTLY AS WRITTEN: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1. Does the virus cause a permanent infection?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
2. Does the virus infect white blood cells?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
3.Does the virus infect the nervous system?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
4. Can a sick patient recover and reinfect himself and infect others?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOBS!!!

TAKE THE RED BEENZ PILL, user.

I WILL NOT TRADE MY PRECIOUS BLUE RUNNER FOR YOUR WORTHLESS SHINY ROCKS.

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Impressive

this is fine

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oh no no no

Literally the dumbest hoax in recent history. Pneumonia infects a million Americans a year and kills 50,000 of them. Nobody gives a shit, this freak out is the power of media to scare retards.

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When did offer my shinny rocks in trade schizo? You'll bring me your gold & silver when your hungry

I love you too, buddy.

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Post your its over music
youtube.com/watch?v=knLCbS02T1Y

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but is 26c and cloudy

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FUCKING THIS
WHERE ARE THE Q AND AS
THIS IS A NATIONAL PANDEMIC BEING SHRUGGED OFF AS A FUCKING FLU

Don't worry, it's gonna plateau any day now, I can feel it!

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I love you too user. See you on the other side

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>sleeps with his gun for looters fear
>accidentally kills himself while sleeping

god i wish that was me

latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-07/amid-coronavirus-concerns-officials-call-on-public-to-donate-blood
>Blood donations have started to dwindle
>decrease in donations has been widespread, with the American Assn. of Blood Banks saying that a number of blood drives in the U.S. have been canceled, including one that was expected to collect 500 units — enough to help about 1,500 patients. (Each donation can help roughly three people.)
>American Red Cross, one of AABB’s partners, has also reported cancellations in blood donations.
>currently no shortage of blood supply in the country, serious concern if the decline continues for weeks
>A blood donation has a shelf life of 42 days. To keep the supply stable, constant donations are necessary.
>“The use of blood seems to be steady at this point while collections are dropping,”
>“We are all very concerned about what the next few weeks may look like,” Nunes said. “There’s a potential need for much more dire messaging in the future.”
archive.is/F6U9k
Blood shortage inbound. This alone will kill many. Stated many times. Collateral damage will kill more than coronachan herself.

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How did Israel know this is spreading in Africa? Also they are the first few countries that banned travel to Thailand. They really have a good info network.

Coof on me. End the constant pain.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1BC1jnm0uaA

yes

WHY HAVE YOU IGNORED THE CASE IN MINNESOTA

>Gaaaaaaary

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YOU GOTTA WASH YO HAIR

Hey Trump, what took you away from the golf course?

Haha..ok Gary you can make it stop now

Quarantine this dirty nigger

All of Africa is fine. Finally the whiteoids will be gone and we Africans will finally build our pyramids

youtube.com/watch?v=at02Fvdhk2I
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>Coronavirus causes pneumonia
>Pneumonia kills more than corona
What a fucking retard

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Why do you hate him user?

ATTENTION: CURE FOUND !!!

POP ROCKS COMBINED WITH DIET COKE
CAUSE IMMEDIATE CESSATION OF VIRUS
SYMPTOMS.

if u must

>How did Israel know this is spreading in Africa? Also they are the first few countries that banned travel to Thailand. They really have a good info network.
A bunch of index cases have popped up in countries across Africa this past week. That and Mossad contacts.

>accidentally pull back the charging handle, flip off the safety, put your barrel against your head, and fire while sleeping
Haha oopsie

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=bUtHcVzs1c0

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lmao he pooped out his own balls

wtf hahaha

guns have a safety retard

How is there a blood shortage ahaha it’s literally inside you ahaha retards

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I am stocked full of luxury soup. Can you even into soup?

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>45 new infections, 437 total infections, and 19 deaths in America
We need to build a wall.

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Because user is a kike

I've been playing "don't touch your face" for weeks on my 2hour both ways commute for weeks. Feels fucking good to see the normies at work who were lmao nothingburgering the fuck out of it, now serveral cancelled their vacations and they talk fearfully about it at lunch while itching their eyes and shit. They even printed out dumb ass posters and put alcohol gel at the coffee stations but these niggers even disinfect wrong.

>wow who would have thought that a country that literally eats maggot infested cheese as a "delicacy" would be even worse at stopping the virus than bat eating chinks

Wtf Snapchat won't let me put this on my story. It keeps erroring out with this pic. Not LARPing at all I had my gf try as well and she can't post it either.

ONE DEAD IN ARGENTINA

LISTEN AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION

youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M

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The Italian military? They already switched sides.

i have to isolate myself from these massive retards and cunts ASAP, help me anons

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Wash yours nigger

>>>The members of the CCP needs to be charged with crimes against humanity!

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Straws and camels backs

Anons, I'm not gonna make it through this shit. I love you all and wish you the best luck.

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Can I have some webms please

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Source
arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

can someone post the other ones?

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Jared on suicide watch.

RIP Italy
archive.is/OLjAU

literally doing more against the depression than our governments

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>Imagine having so many extra chromosomes

Kinda jealous. Neat trick, but mine doesn't hang low enough. I could probably do it with me dick if I could keep a half/quarter chub

FUCK

>The head of the Lombardy's intensive care crisis unit says the health system is on the brink of collapse, intensive care being set up in hallways. By March 26 they predict ~18,000 #Covid19 cases in Lombardy, of which ~3,000 will need intensive care.

twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/1236430756412567559?s=20

That's almost as many intensive care beds as we have in this entire country, and they're always nearly at capacity with just day to day needs.

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>New York declares state of emergency
So 90 or so confirmed positives doubling each day but not even ONE death?
I smell kike magic in the air.

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Damn, those are big balls

Retardation is not explicable user.

>sleep with gun
>wet dream about coronachan
>gets into the chamber and dries
>you don't notice
>try shooting a loot nigger
>it blows up in your face

That’s a funny way of spelling “all chinks need to be gassed”.

Yeah what a wild party trick. The boys would be impressed.

stay safe frens

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Does it really matter if they cut the price of oil? If economies are shut down because of quarantine, it's not the price that's curtailing demand.

>not pasta la vista
Pleb

Yeah

They have biological trained soldiers and medics/nurses/doctors, and they're far more useful right now than some 0 percent chance of war against Mongolia. Not to mention trucks and supplies out the ass.

standard.co.uk/news/uk/coronavirus-game-in-uk-playgrounds-a4376506.html
>A mother said she believed it is how children are attempting to "process current affairs and fears," while another described it as "heartbreaking"
>the game had been explained to a fellow parent by a pupil who said it involves being sent to an area of the playground “for the rest of lunchtime with no human rights”
>‘You breathe on people and they have to be locked in the zone’
>“real problem” with children of Asian ethnicity being “shunned” in schools around the world
>“This is how kids process current affairs and fears.”
archive.is/Sagef
Based children. Fuck those chink kids.

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youtube.com/watch?v=8NhabG-CZVs

God dammit it's hard to breathe, I'm 26 and have to stop halfway up the stairs now.
Sucks that we're all doomed to have it, I'll tell you what you're in for.
Lungs that feel like they're full of sand, it hurts.
Dry painful coughing, even when you bring up phlegm, it hurts like its dry.
It's like breathing a desert on a hot day even though it's fucking cold here.

Every time I speak to a normy about corona they just go "dude the media is just making a bit deal out of it just the flu bro"
>local media literally says wash your hands and you're fine
what le fug ?

*coof* *coof* *coof*
ahem
excuse me

I'm already so sick of Chunky right now.

it's just a flu bros

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Next two weeks is FUBAR'ed user. CCA when?

>implying that accidents and oversights never happens especially in a high stress enviroment

The guy has a masters in health education which is exactly what he's doing on youtube.

I have plenty of food. When yours runs out you will bring me your gold & silver or you can starve. I dont want your shitty ammo that can only be reloaded a few times, none of you can make gun powder and your food will be out in a few months. Bring me gold & silver when your hungry

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Overreacting retards are a bigger problem than the virus itself.

>texas
>live in city thats mostly illegals that are very poor
>Mexicans are fucking stubborn and wont go to the hospital even if they're dying
wonder how hard we'll get fucked over considering none of them can afford testing and will just sip on caldo de pollo and hope it goes away

Vajra Yogini

What are you fucking 12?

No people are starting to figure out where the blood really goes.

Check out the fag in this thread sperging out trying to get /cvg/ and all coronavirus threads banned from Yas Forums:

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>Boomers brought the chronotrigger virus to Florida
When the fuck are we just going to arrest every boomer for buttfucking this state?

I want to lick Coronachan's pussy and sniff her pungent sweaty ass

cunt get out of my country before you coof near me

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Sup shill?

>Coronavirus, the doctors of intensive care in Lombardy: "Timely actions or disastrous health calamity". The hypothesis of access priorities: "First who has the most chance of survival"

ohhhhhhh no no no no boomerbros nooooooooooo this cant be happening
ilfattoquotidiano.it/2020/03/07/coronavirus-i-medici-delle-terapie-intensive-in-lombardia-azioni-tempestive-o-disastrosa-calamita-sanitaria-lipotesi-delle-priorita-daccesso-prima-chi-ha-piu-probabilita-di-sopravvivenza/5729020/

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Teacherfag here the National Education Association just canceled conventions in Portland and Orlando. I am going to the Black Leadership Conference in Oakland but that will probably get axed too

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nothingburger.today
An user has collated stuff there

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Lootfests and chimpouts will cause the spread to become a lot worse. Imagine what would happen if Coronavirus broke out in the fucking ghetto.

Are u chinaman?

Is this so she can eat it and it tastes good.

Chinese mainland reports 44 new infections of novel #coronavirus (41 in Hubei), 27 new deaths (all in #Hubei). #COVID19 #China

I'm tired and my head hurts, I'll pop into threads and update on my condition and hopefully I'll be a mild case.

Why arrest the walking dead user? Corona-chan is going to take care of the boomer issue.

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what about her feet?

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Zoomers are lost. The gen after them will be more redpilled than anyone else. They will associate the loss of a stable life to chinks.

It's not the Chinks it's communism. Communism did this. Free the Chinks free the world.

>Late Saturday, the American Conservative Union announced that an individual who attended the Conservative Political Action Conference less than two weeks ago had tested positive for the virus. President Trump, Vice President Pence and a number of other top White House officials had appeared at the four-day event in Maryland.
>White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham said neither Trump nor Pence was in “close proximity to the attendee," but ACU chairman Matt Schlapp told The Washington Post on Saturday that he himself interacted with the infected person at the event. The precise chronology could not be learned, but Schlapp did shake Trump’s hand on the stage on the last day of the conference.
OH NO NO NO
WE GOT TOO COCKY MAGAPEDES

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isn't there gonna be some press conference in italy now?

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He's actually got some big tackle. Is this peak masculinity?

Seems like a great way to get a testicular torsion

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/police-enforced-quarantine-hits-california-neighborhood-residents-ordered-to-stay-inside-due-to-coronavirus/
>Sacramento County Sheriff deputies and Rocklin Police, some wearing protective gloves, converged on a residential street Thursday as a sheriff’s helicopter circled overhead, ordering people to get inside.

It was later learned that the first California coronavirus patient to die from the illness lived on this block.

The Placer County Health Department issued a brief statement shortly after the police presence, stating: “Law enforcement partners are currently responding to enforce a health officer’s order. We cannot share any additional information to protect patient confidentiality.”

The orders were given under sections of California Health and Safety Code that allows Placer Health to “enforce regulations requiring strict isolation, or quarantine if the action is necessary for the protection of the public health.”
archive.is/p4BdB

>science and facts are terrorism
Hope you draw your last wheezy breath soon

Absolute state of ch*nks

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No, Irish German descent

is this how chinks tenderize meat?

They'll steal TVs and toilet paper first.

Have you posted your janny applications yet?

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Height and weight? Underlying conditions?

This does not sound fun.

That's a really weird way to tenderize your meat

It get worse as you get older.

You too fren.

Don't think CCA will do much at all lad apart from the illusion of making politicians seem in control. It's all theatre.

Plus they'll use it to fuck us over even more with more draconian legislation

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Probably yes

What is the minimum number of masks you should have at this point?

Western coronachan? neat

What exactly am I shilling, Trump shill? A disease?

>keeps the gun loaded due to looters to fast reaction
>forget to flip off the security due high stress
>falls asleep with gun in bed
>involuntary movements during sleep

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family in Australia were at the airport in Sydney, said the place was packed with travelers, no one wearing masks, no one the least bit worried

My boomer parents went on vacations case it's so cheap right now
why the fuck are they not shutting down international travel they are making boomers who don't care to die travel with this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=kVJygCjubO4

/ptg/ niggers are aids and since plebbit fucked their the_cuck they've been swarming here trying to take over the entire board.

I'm in isolation, meaning the doctor asked me to stay at home for 2 weeks.

A..user I...don't wish to alarm you, but large penises are often signs of being the homo.

>no north korea, cuba or venezuela
I guess corona-chan hates commies too

youtu.be/xHa6a3FtPJg

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very cool
what does?

all of them

here the last one I have

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Should I start a service to fake doctor’s notes due to coronavirus? Maybe like $10-$20 per note?

much ado about nothing

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Bros are we winning?

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0 because you don't have proper disinfectant facilities in your home anyway

to them it's just a flu, ridiculous, now i realize i have to save myself quickly

Trump has done more to help combat this then any Eurotrash nation has. Can't wait till it reaches Finland and Sweden.

>going to the Black Leadership Conference in Oakland but that will probably get axed too
Blacks are immune so they might keep it on.

>Sleep with your gun
Will never be able to get a SV-98

I guess I will have to choose or rotate between M590, KSG, AR-15, and M4orgery

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Nothing burger

The sheer gall of this subhumans
The only thing we owe them is fucking nukes

The numbers outside of China have been doubling every 3-3.5 days...check it out.

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Can someone link me the video of those Muslim guys literally licking the church walls and gates saying God will cure them of the virus?

Tell that to the retarded colgate bro.

>mfw actually came close to this once while I was sleepwalking
>mfw found myself outside in the back wood of my property, naked, with a loaded revolver
Was honestly terrified I had somehow killed someone desu

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t. tiny tim

5"9 lean 80 kg
Nothing, clean slate until now.

BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>Two members of the Australian Defence Force are in isolation after testing positive to the coronavirus
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/two-australian-defence-force-members-test-positive-for-coronavirus-c-734882

kmov.com/news/gov-parson-s-office-announces-first-missouri-covid--case/article_039df6e6-60d5-11ea-b21c-73e9e9f251b7.html

It's in Missouri lads, St. Louis to be exact.

This a peaceful bread

No bully fren

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Utah declares State of Emergency

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thank you user

If you got lung sand it’s not a minor case and you will probably did without oxygen

Stop spamming our board this place is shit now because of you shills.

>Le /ptg/ boogeyman
Leave leftypol go back to bunkerchan

It's not a nothing burger. It was a nothing burger about a month ago.

Then about 2 weeks ago, it was a ham sandwich. I'd say it's a bacon butty at this point.

>those deaths about to go parabolic

twitter.com/silviast9/status/1236305917987172352

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>voc
Why doesn't it spell out the lol as "l-o-l" like it should?

Checked.
fucking faggot journalists
DO IT YOU FAGGOTS

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Viriginia first confirmed case
>Viriginia first confirmed case
Viriginia first confirmed case
>Viriginia first confirmed case

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236456941951627266

twitter.com/kaatrinahuynh/status/1236094600705531904

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Why do deenz trigger the npc, the mustard ones are delish

Based Magapede. You tell 'em!

So schizos, march 5 came and went, where is the end of the world? LOL

I would offer to help as a janitor, but the Discord requirement is right out. Discord is a literal botnet that collects and sells user data. I think I'll have to pass.

Average Alan and proud.

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Is that why Pence is the one who's doing all the conferences while Trump thinks it will magically disappear? At least his vp choice wasn't quite as dumb as him.

user thanks and i may add i hate all normies and hope they die a slow and painfull death

Post collapse you would be able to find precious metals anywhere and everywhere. They'd be on every dead person and in every dead person's home. They's be in every department and jewelry store. They'd be in every bank vault.

There wouldn't be scarcity or anything to create an imaginary value. They would literally be worthless.

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>PAID SHILLS CAN YOU PLEASE BE HONEST FOR ONCE
AHHAHAHAA no

Blacks may be immune but the disease is still gonna fucking wreck all the Asians and white and they make up like 70% of the bay.

The California College Republican Convention is also gonna be April 4-5 but I don't think they care about Corona.

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i cant do this anymore, anons. im immuno compromised and have been wearing filter masks every flu season for past 20 years by doctors' advice. before 2020 maybe i got some weird looks but thats all. now i get harrassed and tormented every time i leave the house. i neet as much as possible but i have to attend classes at my college. ive been called a schizo, faggot, retard, ive been spat on, grabbed, yelled at, scared for pranks. anons i wish i was making this up. i hate humanity. i hate all these 80 IQ retards that wont leave me alone. im not even doing anything to anyone literally just looking down and minding my business. i thought i was tough and i just tried to ignore them but its getting to me. poles are literal subhumans. i get nauseous when i have to go outside. please let this nightmare stop

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Not panicked enough for me to car. Also, holy fuck dem tiddies.

Can someone fucking nuke them already

Groping your own invisible tits

honestly as long as it only kills boomers I see no problem

Godspeed user, hoping for the best for you.

>he's in the fucking /cvg/ thread
Oh no no no..

how many states is that

I thought that block-wide quarantine only lasted a couple hours before it was lifted.

It's a shame, since quarantining individual blocks and districts is exactly what you want to try first if you're going to try and keep a city running while corona-chan is on the loose

Join me brothers, in closing this airspace, it has airbourne aids.

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Military protocols.fully operational

Good luck with that shit when it hits downtown LA and south central. Jesus LA fags are fucked.

When will shadman finally pick up this meme?

Outside mainland China

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this sounds awful. Try to hang in there, keep us posted, don't die on us!

He's not even a doomer, and he shills for China too much (no way they don't have millions infected), so I have no idea why the nothingburger faggots don't like him.

He's basically highly conservative in outlook overall.

Hmm I guess

It's a taco bell.

Are they playing? I can't tell wtf is going on. The slaps look playful but the kicks don't. If she wanted to kill it she could easily throw it off the building. So weird.

My family ordered chinese takeaway while I was asleep, I work nights so I get up late. Looks like this is it for me bros.

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>unironically defending /ptg/
You faggots are in all these threads defendings Trumps retard response. It's another level of retardation on top of thinking that Yas Forums is 3 years old and actually a Trump board and that everyone sick of you is a shill.

Take me coronachan. Take me.

Jesus, that sounds awful wtf

They know you're immuno compromised right?

McNabb!!!

seriously. fucking this

/ptg/ niggers and Q boomers go spam somewhere else.

Probably. Wish me luck as the hospital doesn't want me until I'm drowning in my own gunk

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>vocaroo.com/meKDLm6HzOF

lol i bet u got that from mijjer on a 10 for 10 sale

I LIVE IN MISSOURI, FUCK YES

I HATE THESE PEOPLE

who? random people in the train/streets? no. my friends and other students know but commuting has been a literal nightmare

Are they having a fucking laugh?

Agreed.

>a flight
I thought emus were flightless birds tho

I cannot believe it, we are only a few weeks in and already officially talking about triage, I thought you guys were joking at first, but I have fully boarded the doomtrain.
How fucked is Italy in the coming weeks? How fucked is Europe?

>Canadian official breaks down in press conference

Who, the girl or this guy? P-p-p-pandemicc

youtu.be/PoWSd0eaQP8?t=506

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>Itaian Doctor warn public to get ready, young endangered too
>archive.is/z6uLb
Link forbidden by Cloudflare. Anyone else? Wtf

What's Macaroni done Pierre? Oh wait he's too busy letting Africans rape your people and burn Paris down. If you had Le Pen you'd be better off.

Depends how bad you believe this will get. I dont think it will get that bad, but it seems more than likely that more than a handful economy & currency are going to get nuked over this, it benefits the Jews to much not to happen. Also, you're not going to go out & scavenge gold from corpses after a pandemic you brainlet

Yeah I fuckin wonder ay

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I'm sorry fren.

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Fights already starting. RIOTS soon.

>Germany 800
>no deaths
That makes a ton of sense

NOOOOOOOO I CAN'T JUST FILTER /CVG/ I HAVE TO COME SHIT UP THE THREAD MYSELF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

you should kill them :)

Am I safe?

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>China reports 44 confirmed cases (41 in Hubei), and 27 deaths.
What the hell?

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa they've closed my region ffs

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Yep, It happens to most of us. It seems we're all sorrounded by retarded boomers and >just a flu bro'ers

BOOMERS BTFO WUFLU IS BEST FLU!!!

Oh god we are so fucked.

/cvg/ has determined the death rate to be 6%. With medical care.
prepare accordingly

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It's in Tasmania, so it's everywhere, if you've been in public the last month you probably have it

You’re gonna get the last laugh user, the last coof rather.

Nobody has resistance to ncov, it's new. It could infect 80% of the US, and is much more lethal than normal influenza.
All these things are easily verifiable, get them through your head and maybe you'l start to see why people are worried.

I want to lick Coronachan's sweaty armpits and I don't mind if I die

livestream it so we can see the virus play out. you'll be a legend

Hey dumbass Trump put Pence in charge of this that's why. I know you're a shill and and but I wasn't expecting you to be a retard

Day of the pillow has arrived

After the shitstorm fade away, all other nations should tell to chinks to pack it up, choose another planet in the solar system and go live there, forever.

Sorry man, hope you find peace soon.

Based

The alcoholics in Washington seem to all be laughing it up and coughing on people

>splice a cocktail of virulence factors into sars-cov to make a perfect bioweapon
>accidentally release it into the world
>ask for an apology from everybody else
just glass china with every nuke

Can you give us some insight into this article friend?

>reanimation

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for anyone in these threads his videos are not really useful. same numbers a day later

No one is safe

I fucked up the first date user, is there a chance I can still sleep with my gun?

this is so fucking based. All boomers will be dead soon faggots

>our board
kys

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