HALT! Ihre papiere bitte

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

Jannies tongue my anus

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Natürlich

rolling for hitler

rolling fur den vaterland

rawlen

J-ja

test

more like for the anus you fag

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Let me through bro

1488 !
Sieg Heil!

rawlin

FÜR DAS VATERLAND

Heil!

Rolling.

I'm 1/4 kraut so I'm officially blue or higher

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Alles in ordnung?

nigger

test

Aa

Fuck

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rollin

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hallo Kameraden XD

Howdy sir!

In the words of Count Dankula "Sieg Heil!"

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sure, why not

Aww ye

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Guten tag.

Rolls dat Royce.

Ok

Roll

I wanna play.

heil

rolling

Let see what I get

I knew I would be a high ranking nazi Reich.

oy vey

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Guten tag! Deutschland uber alles!

uh oh

I want a qt nazi wife so bad bros

rolling

Rolle.

let me through

Bitte schön, Herr.

Hallo

Soviet rapebaby

Based
Jannies need to get

Cool your jets.

rolls! rolls! rolls!

Bump

oy vey

Shieeet

Roll

O-oh s-shitt

Role for commie

I will lead you into greatness.

roll

howdy

Of course, good sir. You'll see everything is in order.

Rollin

twise niggers' heads off

roll

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That's from the doctor who episode "let's kill hitler"

dont worry fellow whites I am a nazi too

Fuck the jannies

Rolling it!

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M-Mein Fuhrer?!?

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P-p-papieren?

HOLY SHIT ITS LIGHT GREEN ALMOST WHITE. Does this make me Himmler? Fucking cash money. Last time I rolled it made me a homosexual.

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Nigger

Danke

we wuz nazis and shiet

Der Kaiser beschützt.

roll

I'm Der Führer now. You all become trannies.

Creative thread, by the way OP

Roll

I guess I’m part of the George Washington SS legion

Rolling

Rerolling for deployment. Obersturmfuhrer Tyrone Von Chimpaufzerstein reporting for duty.

Hola mein feuind

Rolling

I LOVE YOU CORONACHAN!

Roll

I was only pretending to be retarded, promise!

Roll.

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Well, at least I'll be fighting for my homeland against Bolshevik bastards.

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yo yo yo