Brit/pol/ Narrowboat's edition IV

>Supermarkets begin RATIONING as Tesco limits the amount of baked beans and hand sanitiser customers can buy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8087031/Supermarkets-begin-RATIONING-Tesco-limits-pasta-baked-beans-hand-sanitiser.html

>Fishing FURY: Boris issued dire warning over Brexit gamble
express.co.uk/news/politics/1251870/brexit-news-fishing-boris-johnson-uk-eu-trade-deal-latest-conservative-party-majority

>Defra to phase out badger culling in favour of vaccination
fwi.co.uk/livestock/health-welfare/livestock-diseases/bovine-tb/defra-to-phase-out-badger-culling-in-favour-of-vaccination

>Commuters wear plastic bags, boxes and gas masks as coronavirus fears grip London
thesun.co.uk/news/11097695/commuters-masks-london-coronavirus-fears/

>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317

>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380

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first for cup of beans

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Bit early lad.

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Nadiya Husseins willy

boris is an incompetent piece of shit. spending 5 billion on the areas hit by those floods and spending pennies on stopping this pandemic.

what can I say except fuck seethenonce

its never too early to defend against seethenonce

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can't sleep

was going to watch the ufc but my sleeping is so fucked and im fucked

still can't sleep

That will change the week coming.

Music and chill

>trip fagging
go die, loser

My bed sheets.

shut the fuck up, Karen. You slag whore.

The best yanks that pass through here say nothing and lurk, the others make a pleasant post. Others, like you act edgy.
Hello edgy

fuck off DYEL cunt

whatmusic

might become a politician in England. my policy? unlimited mass immigration from Africa and Pakistan

youtu.be/M-Ry1JXbB_E

youtube.com/watch?v=A_9vY0KYF7Y

reminder that boris is a piece of shit and that he's too weak to lead us through this crisis

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I thought paddies hated the black and tans?

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no where is safe for nonces pal.

simple as.

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watching the ufc

Scrogga is a filthy bastid.

kek

You are a bot

Ash "The Claw" Sakar says she's winning because of ongoing British genocide.

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Ultimate Fren Championship

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Binfire situation serious but stable.

we did it lads

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youtu.be/cQi8U44k8sk

youtube.com/watch?v=eNYzNo8n-_A

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nah, just dont like em

The Conservatives will welcome you with open hands and borders.

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Evening lads, I am digging an insulated bunker under my field shed. What should I stock it up with?

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Trifle

reckon you could fit a narrowboat in it?

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baked beans

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Good shout lad.
Shit joke, bore off nonce.
Tesco's being well stingy init.

Pot Noodles

yet you still gave me a (you) spastic

Pigs killed him!
>youtu.be/-z1FxN_Kc1I

I voted for him once but he didn’t win

ive only got one tin left

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Daughter of Albion has a nice laugh, lads.

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based bojo

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amerilards for canalkino

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based.

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i fucking hate you cunts

Well that’s a bit rude

>binfire's

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Go to bed Ahmed

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im such a fucking spastic

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I think you need a bump

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Noice, but utterly pointless

Three weeks gone and the combatants gone,
returning over the nightmare ground
we found the place again, and found
the soldier sprawling in the sun.

The frowning barrel of his gun
overshadowing. As we came on
that day, he hit my tank with one
like the entry of a demon.

Look. Here in the gunpit spoil
the dishonored picture of his girl
who has put: Steffi. Vergissmeinnicht.
in a copybook gothic script.

We see him almost with content,
abased, and seeming to have paid
and mocked at by his own equipment
that’s hard and good when he’s decayed.

But she would weep to see today
how on his skin the swart flies move;
the dust upon the paper eye
and the burst stomach like a cave.

For here the lover and killer are mingled
who had one body and one heart.
And death who had the soldier singled
has done the lover mortal hurt.

Oi gents, where be the Scottish thread for SCOTTISH people of SCOTLAND!!!!!

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Stick it up year arse nonce

That pic was 100% made by a yank.

Also Scotland is in Britain you absolute spastic.

cant afford a bump

cant steal from my cos shes cut us off

You wouldn't stand for your brother or father or even your mother
>Your sister, the lover, you would.
Still, take in to the account as what it is today to be British, you couldn't

cant even still from my bird cos i've no longer got a bird

> Scotland is in Britain
SCOTLAND FOR THE SCOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they're just background characters lad. when they get their own country like us they can talk.

You need to charm mandhands and steal from her

wits the cunt dain sleepin when i need her paypal login ffs

Just seen a nigger claim that Muh Mansa Musa had a kingdom in Africa that was 'more advanced than any European country'

he's probably righjt

I dont know why I watch this guy but I do. The canals havent been found by the pakis yet. Cool to pretend you are watching the old Great Britain.

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i'll let you feel my pain if you would get me high

This.

You will never see a paki or a nog on a narrowboat