Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Only In Your Mind Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=mL3xW5dbO_w
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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Good work.

>late night kraut thread
lets make this a good one

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Nabend!

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G*rms are still disgusting subhumans, deal with your inferiority.

true I cant wait to visit the uk to finally meet a caple dentist

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I occasionally read Krone for the comments. I read a lot of foreign press for the comments to get a feeling for the mood.

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Schleich di, du Saugretzn!

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let me try to translate
fuck you, you bastard

and your royal family is really peak superiority

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Can confirm this is true, my teeth are fucked kek

ok subhuman

We should get rid of the royals and send them all to canada. But our people are too cucked to realise the royals are a bunch of degenerate pedophiles.

My future father in law is a Bongistani as well and his teeth are ok. Must be because he lives in Spain with his wife.

Gut Heil!

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true. its all so tiresome.
so what are now your next steps since you are not eu anymore?

welcome to the filter - or as i enjoy to call it, the Yas Forums KZ

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Aja, die Krone! Still nice to get the general mood ... the Standard forum is becoming increasingly salty these days, journalists are getting mocked and the Austrian Punschkrapfen-Mentalität is slowly breaking through. Things are falling apart. How a tiny little virus could cause such damage ... fugg, what a time to be alive! :D

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Our government will probably let us get fucked by America. Some politicians will try to get us back into the EU too, might even succeed considering the shitty deal we got.

I myself hope that the UK ceases to exist, Scotland and Northern Ireland can fuck off.

I hope Erdogan will finally go through with it and make the migrants go crazy.

>a woman telling people not to think ahead
can't make this up

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More like "Get lost, you little shit!" but let's not be too picky here.

Geh di brausn!

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Seas!

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Nice, it would be cool if there was a NatSoc meme of Francis too...

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Stoicism is certainly not a bad strategy but this is just madness. It's collectively prescribed ignorance to the situation at hand.

I didnt read much on the brexit lately to be honest but I heard that you guys basically have a good trade deal. or is that false?
I mean I want you to have great conditions so other countries follow and the whole EU bullshit ends
different countries different politics. You can hate a government of a country but not the average person, they just try to live a life probably more similar to you than you think

Oh I am quite sure he is working on it ... though I have been wondering recently: what if the Russians were actually informed about what King Roach was about to do ...

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The virus is just an aspect of several. It wouldn't have the (potential) impact if everything else were okay. At least it shows the cracks that already exist.

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look at that beak

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Yeah I know, saying fuck off was more to their government than they themselves. I do think that scots deserve their independence after they were cucked out of it by medieval politics and a lot of scots are pretty based, but the SNP can go fuck itself. As for Northern Ireland, I kinda wish it was part of Ireland but they don't want that so the best solution is simply to cut them off.
On the point of brexit though you are right but our deal was far from ideal, a no deal situation would've been far better.

Let me get this straight, you guys really think your opinions mean anything more than say, the grass or tree growing? lol. You are all temporary. Get fucked, bitch.

>Larisa (((Wasserthal)))

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I'm Scottish, the SNP and their supporters are souless dysgenic retards who should be culled off.

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okay but I mean since you are out the trading is the most important part right? I think Im going to do some research on the brexit deal tomorrow

100% agreed. I do love scotland it's just a shame about Dear Leader Sturgeon. That's the only problem I forsee with an independent Scotland, the fact it would simply vote in the SNP and join the EU.

Oh yes, it merely lays open the rot and paralysis that has gripped the "West", this abomination of a once great dream. I think we had this a few weeks back ... resilience, adaptability. Both in short supply these days. From now on we're crossing into unknown territory, fren, tomorrow has finally arrived. Only hope I can stay within schedule now.

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I think I need to do a lot more research on the fine details of it as well, the way it's been portrayed and described in British media is 100% not what it actually is. It's all just so soul crushingly demoralizing though, isn't it.

Life is temporary, friends.
Death is forever!

Being Scottish is more than having Scottish ancestry. It's about wearing kilts and being born in Scotland.

read On Living and Dying Well By Marcus Tullius Cicero if you havent
pic related

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>collectively prescribed ignorance
accurate summation of german politics

McKikeface would fit her better

I WANT SAGROTAN SENT TO THE USA

BUT AMAZON DOESNT

WHAT DO I DO TEUTONIC FRIENS

>800 Infizierte
>0 Tote
Kannste dir nicht hochmachen. Spahn, BITTE.

Jews really big noses
Noses remind me of snot
Jews have a lot more snot than normal people
Jews noses remind me of "snotty" behavior

>TEUTONIC
More like.... Bubonic!

denkst du die chinesen geben die richtigen zahlen raus? denkst du unsere regierung gibt die richtigen zahlen raus?

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>er Sagrotanmaximiert nicht
Wird es nicht schaffen.

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The point is perhaps to see that the existing system cannot be reformed or salvaged (for very fundamental issues, never oppose a massive trend, especially a downward trend). Create the parallel infrastructure of the new, only connect to establishment resources and utilize them where it's a clear benefit to you. Mostly ignore the existing but watch out for occasional panic outbursts that might affect you. That's my conclusion and policy. #breakawayCivilization

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Die wissen es zusätzlich zur normalen Betrügerei wahrscheinlich nicht mal. 20+ Tage Inkubationszeit + Leute die es einfach nicht melden.

its not as if they actively hide them
they are just to incompetent to do the tests correctly

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>the government which has been notorious lying in every statistic it ever published is honest about corona cases

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ja genau das. also wann genau darf ich panik bekommen?

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Deal oder Degen.

Beste Grüße, verehrter Ösi.

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For comparison I assume that is exactly what the network behind Trump attempted to do ... slowly pull the US out of the mess those globalist idiots have created. Might be too late now. Seen already what is allegedly happening with the Saudis right now? Putin is retaliating now for messing with the Baku terminal plan and I have a strange feeling "someone" gave Erdogan the great idea of unleashing his fugees right fucking now when the chaos is already almost perfect. As I said before: in a game were everyone loses the one with the smallest losses is king.

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Don't ever believe your government. Don't believe mine, either. Don't believe China's government. Trust no man.

Grütze zurück aus der Wolfsschanze! Halte hier die Stellung bis zum letzten Blutstropfen. ;)

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dieser kampf ist unerbittlich und unabänderlich

... dementsprechend stählern muss unsere Entschlossenheit sein! ;)

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Eher würde ich den Tsingtauschen Genossen glauben als Mutti und Pack

Der DAX muss pumpen, koste es was es wolle. Dies ist sogar noch eine Stufe über dem Volksverrat, es handelt sich hier um Menschheitsverrat

kek gerade nach der spätschicht zurück in der obdachlosenunterkunft angekommen, security typen (rom/bul glaube ich) sind am eingang rauchen und reden über die kanaken und neger an der griechischen grenze
"warum wollen die alle hier her?"
"ja ist doch klar, scheiß merkel hat sie ja alle eingeladen"
"verräterin an den deutschen"
"dabei ist sie selbst nicht mal deutsche"
"wie was?"
"ja die ist polin/jüdin hat sie doch neulich erst zugegeben nach dem halle anschlag"
und alle drei drehen sich zu mir um
well what can I say
my Judensensorik is worthy of a Gestapo position, at the very least

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>Menschheitsverrat

Sehr gut diagnostiziert! Und nur Feuer kann die Welt von dieser Sünde reinwaschen.

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Time for some video games. See you later.

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>Trump
Work for many years. Difficult, but not hopeless.
>Turks
They've lost their few friends within NATO. I can now downgrade them on my export control list.

Fren, I need to finish some open tasks tonight. See you next weekend. Stay safe and happy.

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>my Judensensorik is worthy of a Gestapo position

Scheint so ... ;)

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:) wollte nur sehen ob du weißt was ich meine test bestanden
based and kasnerpilled

You too! Hope they don't mess with my business now ... things are just running so nicely. See ya!

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should've given them an approving nod

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Na frotzeln muast mi desweng owa net ... :P

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(((larissa wasserthal))), mental "coach"