/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1719

I have 300 bottles of water, stop drinkings kike poison.

Thread theme:

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Global lockdown soon. Make mental peace for what is to come lads.

>PORTUGAL NEWS

Cases climb 25% to 21 cases.
Schools closed and all that.

>SUPER SPREADER IDENTIFIED

The man has already infected nine (9) people, about half of all cases.
42 suspected cases waiting for tests to come out - the results will be public tomorrow.
An aditional 200 people
>200 PEOPLE
have a connection to this super spreader and are "under watch".

ALL OF THIS HAPPENED IN NORTHERN PORTUGAL, NEAR PORTO.

You heard it here first.

this is my fAvirutue mfw of all time in ayone cares

We need a timestamp on these Milan vids/pics ital anons.

LoL
>Member at AIPAC meeting where Trump and Pence were attending today has been found to have the Corona Virus.

LMAOOOOO HOLY FUCKING IRONY
>HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

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jeez they are like 3 active threads

where are they all going?
They better not come to Germany to die here.
We are still at 0 after all.

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>tfw I live close to the largest hospital in my region
>tfw there's a sizeable population of bateating bugpeople studying at the university
>tfw no confirmed cases yet
I have a cabin in the woods but no internet there
Should I go now or do I wait

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Love you too brother

No homo

I kept telling my parents to flee towards Chioggia (small town near Venice) since they have a home there and the air is better for them since they're ridden with deseases while i can stay here in Milan and tank it the most, but nooooo, they wanted to stay here as well.
Well, you get what you fucking deserve, bitches. The only problem is that now i have to be stuck with them until the first contagion between us.

Not even my last few weeks of normal life can be spent in peace. Fuck me.

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Take one leave one

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>Canadian official breaks down
Much dissapointment, would not call that a breakdown.

stress kills as well frens, take the time to raise your spirits

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There actually have been rumors about Iranian students having corona in my uni in Ankara, and the biggest hospital in Ankara with quarantine capabilities is 5mins drive away from my uni. Should I be s-scared boys

boring

Fucking fuming with the Chinese, really am.

>lol lets eat weird shit
>OH FUCK A DEADLY DISEASE THAT CAME AS A RESULT OF EATING WEIRD SHIT
>lol lets eat weird shit
>OH FUCK AN EVEN DEADLIER DISEASE THAT CAME AS A RESULT OF EATING WEIRD SHIT

When will these fuckers learn? What will it take before they go "Hang on lads, there's some chicken over there, put the platypus down for a second."

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Go now before its too late and you end up in a lockdown/quarantine man

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!

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FIRST DEATH IN LATIN AMERICA HAPPENED JUST NOW IN ARGENTINA
>FIRST DEATH IN LATIN AMERICA HAPPENED JUST NOW IN ARGENTINA

HE WAS NOT IN THE LIST OF 8 PEOPLE DIAGNOSED WITH CODIV, IT WAS ONLY FOUND POST-MORTEM
This means the hospital he went to, one of the most important in Argentina, likely was exposed to the virus from him.

The patient was a 63 year old man who came back from France on feb 25th but only on the 28th went to a hospital in Buenos Aires meaning there could be far more cases out there in the capital of Argentina going under the radar.

No sources in english as of yet

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Everyone should be at least a bit scared.

STOP SCARING PEOPLE, YOU BORED KIKES

twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1235956761015783427

"The best estimates now of the overall mortality rate for COVID-19 is somewhere between 0.1% and 1%,"

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Rate my stash

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will the creator of the virus win nobel prize of science?

I'm scared friends

Dead argentinian, just as a few days it was announced he died

There've already been deaths caused by Covid-19, which were purposefully mislabeled as "flu related".

Does closing schools actually do anything? We have 7 cases over here (all Shia fags coming back from Iran) and the gov still has not shut down schools nor mosques

Styx made a corona song
youtu.be/cyRpzcN_S44

They ate dogs infected by bats, probably had them all in the same cage.

I know that Vox, is pushing a certain agenda and shit but watch their lates video on the virus. Chinese wet markets are a dream for any Virus.

>Not having 5 warehouses full of Scott toilet paper

You "preppers" don't stand a chance.

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>it's just a flu bro
twitter.com/Queen_Raffa/status/1236409495590522885

Is the path from were you are to the cabin clear?

Where are they headed, Yas Forums?

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Lads, I'm fucking hyperventilating over here. I want it to stop. when the fuck is it going to stop. You people always say the craziest shit and it never comes true but this time its not stopping

Fuck off back to /ptg/ trumpnigger

Are you a hoarder? Organize your shit.

Fuck off kike. Nobody said shit about this as most of it followed us for months. There's good reason for fear. Your golden days are done, it all falls now faggot.

took like 7 days dude
we are fucked
>South american medical infrastructure

>NBC
Hahahahahahah, gtfo glowie

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only bright side to this is that this is probably the best time ever to skip work
every company is so shitscared of the virus that you can call your manager and tell him "I'm feeling kinda under the weather today *cough*" and he'll probably let you fuck his wife before returning to work.
shit's awesome.

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Haven't heard of any cases in Russia. How many do you think there actually are there? How many does it to take for the govt to admit it?

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PLEASE DONT WORRY ABOUT VIRUS

WE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT
WE HAVE THE HOSPITAL
WE HAVE THE LOCAL PEOPLE

All World Government have taken the necessary measure to ensure YOU are safe. Thank you!!!

streamable.com/hb4le
streamable.com/hb4le

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city near you

Yeah me too man. Fucking Chinese motherfuckers

c'mere you

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this one
youtube.com/watch?v=TPpoJGYlW54

People from the poor regions in the South live/work/study in Lombardy (Milan)
Their mommy called them to go back home as soon as possible before the whole region goes in full lockdown

digits say....France!!

Zero proof it came from eating bats

Its only to stop people from grouping up into the same building. It lowers the risk of increased spread, but its pointless if you plan to reopen everything in a week or 2 after.

>yfw the elite of the world are all realizing they're the prime targets for this and can't escape it with any military or financial force in the world

The visible exhaustion and fear on their faces is amazing, i hope we don't all die but if we do damn man it's gonna be worth it.

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Going to be getting p00n within the next few hours and probably for the last time before I head into Hard Avoidance Mode.

Wish me luck.

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the "eating bats" shit is a total lie though. It's near confirmed that this is a bio weapon that escaped the hazardous disease labs (that were also located in Wuhan, like minutes from the wet market)

Israel

>hey user, I just got tested for Corona virus and got a positive. Do you want to test it out its sexual transmission? For science of course.

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The guy in the video doesn't even say that. Those numbers are the mortality rate of SEASONAL FLU which is not the same as the coronavirus. Imagine being some NPC who not only believes the media but shills a video he didn't watch. This is peak non-human.

Did anyone expect it to get this bad?

GERMANY

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>1700 threads
>more dead than threads
i wish it was january again

It's breddy gud, fellow connoisseur.

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the infrastructure is fine, the problem is the negligence on checking passengers

We all don't speak Italian you fuck

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the writing's been on the wall for about 6 weeks

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IM STILL A VIRGIM!!!!!!!!!!

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by the end of the year Italy will probably have about 10k deaths. Wow... what a deadly black death disease... Yas Forums was right again

I have literally no way of getting news out there except for an emergency radio

The closest path is through a small city of 8k people but the infection would start here before it got there.

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wow nice meme

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It's beautiful isn't it? You can watch them all shit their pants in real time while trying to smile and say it's ok at the same time

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Nobody cares

AJHHJJHH IM ABOUT TO COOOOOOF

looks oddly like milf Jaina, but without resting bitch face

State of Emergency declared in Jew York today. I can't find info on which areas of the city are prone, besides the schools where children of the guy upstate go. And I hear some other jews who attended an AIPAC conference were infected. Is it time to just bunker down? Or wait until the entire city shuts down for 2 weeks. I can't work from home.

What the hell is going to happen with spring break? My university in upstate New York just restricted all university related international travel, period, and discouraged domestic. But they are doing nothing about personal travel, and people are going all over the states and all over the world home for a week for spring break. And then there’s like three different weeks of spring break in various places, how could this do anything but rapidly increase the spread?

Yes. As soon as China nuked their econony to quarantine hundreds of millions of people, everyone in the world should have paid attention.

Well I hope alex comes into the 1776 one

honestly surprising. i thought the threads were dying much faster in the last 2 weeks since the US picked it up

yes but its a bit surreal now that it's actually happening

save us saint alex

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Imagine not buying over 100 cans of luxury soup

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also this
here people just need to sing a paper saying they dont got the virus
we are beyond fucked

Yes. This is the first happening that didn't feel like a larp right from the start.

I care

>that fucking elbow bump
thats the funniest thing I've seen all day and I'm not sure why

See part of me believes its a bioweapon but I don't think even the Chinese would be that fucking stupid to create a disease that can't be easily controlled or at least vaccinated against.

Don't worry corona will fuck us all at somepoint

That place just screams
>WELCOME TO DIE

How many cases does sweden have? I'd wait until you begin to see small clusters.

[Very important information on how to stop Corona Virus dead in it's tracks]

Since Corona is a spliced together virus, you can create something that will make it fall apart and break apart effectively killing it.

Any bio-weapon that is engineered by combining different virus's or bioweapons can be destroyed that way.

Now the Femin Virus, that requires flames and firepower. But that is a whole different story.

how much calories does it have?

I posted this on plebbit and got 50 downvotes. Am I wrong? Trying to tell people not to just have 2 weeks of supplies because it's inefficient.

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NEW THREAD GET IN HERE

I have actually been a neet most of my life anyway so i normally don't go out at night unless i have to work, these things don't bother me much. Again, if people want to candidate themselves for the Darwin Awards, be my fucking guests, i just need a food stash and something to pass the time when Internet will go out, mostly books and crosswords/sudoku magazines. And i have plenty.
Problem is now i will have to pass this time with my parents as well, meaning they'll start suffer from cabin fever in about two days to be generous because they usually like to go outside. Pray for me, anons.

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Ironic coming from a burger

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There's no way this can just go away now. Even in the 'best case' scenario of only hundreds of millions of people dying, it's going to go on for months and fundamentally change the world.

Upload lower extremities

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>that tripfag
Get to the gas station hurricane nigger

Fuck off Frank

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this is good, but too little too late, all the asian and african students that get free tuition, and sanctuary states was some of the worst things that have happened in the last 30 years.

>election year
>POTUS and all candidates likely to get infected and to encounter serious symptoms due to their age
>Merkel fugged
>Erdogan fugged
>Putin will probably go innawoods somewhere in Russia
>Belgian Health Minister doublefugged

Yes, Spring Break travel is certainly an area of concern, it will absolutely increase spread.

hispanohablantes btfo

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ditto. I always expect a happening to fizzle out ESPECIALLY if it's WW3 autism but this time it's different. This is like ebolachan but significantly greater.

No, if anything we merge at 300. Don't shill sshit

Fuck off, glownigger.

I've had 3 people tell me this week this is all fake news to bring down trump.

Enough for lunch.

>has a couple months of water for one
>hurr why you need a versatile chemical that combusts, decontaminates, and is highly valued for its intoxicant effects

Stop reminding NPCs that they're mortal

as soon as number of cases in China started having geometric growth, I was convinced that shit was going to get fucked

It went from like 3-4 to 161 this week
Most of them in Stockholm and I'm 350 miles away from there

Poltergeist Footage Caught On Camera At Haunted House

youtube.com/watch?v=v_Cg7L46Pws

Who will be the first Famie/Elite to bite the bat?

A royal perhaps?

It was probably more fun when we had more threads than deaths desu.

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That narrative has got to be peak MIGAtard.

Why are you so determined to split threads

>mortality rate could anywhere between 1% and 30% but we have no idea due to misinformation, lack of testing, disparity between countries, knowledge of long term effects, not enough people reinfected, etc
I hate not knowing what I'm in for

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i expect it to get worse

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we need atleast one italian and one iranian corona chan by now, the bun hair with chipao clothing chinese one got boring.

You used too much logic, they didnt like it.
They reject truths that scares or inconveniences them

as soon as Wuhan locked down I knew it was going to be a big deal. Blows me away how dumb people are that they can't put 2 and 2 together and see that it's going to happen in their countries too

Corona's great strength(being a man made bioweapon that has different virus parts in it) is also it's great weakness.

A puzzle only works if it's together.

why are you doing that you fucking leaf fuck? I hope you all get wiped out you fucking worthless fucks

chkd, also bong land is experiencing the spread phase

Your first mistake was trying to save plebbitors

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this is different because there's no politicians to cuck out of war like usually.

I find it pretty funny how some MSM outlets are still downplaying this. I bet that if there were riots on the street, food shortages, water outages and widespread death, they'd still find a way to lie and pretend that everything's going to be okay, distracting and deceiving gullible and desperate people into believing their bullshit. It's a science in its own right. Social engineering at its finest. It's just the flu, guys! Don't fight over the resources and don't bother stocking up while the supply chain is still intact! Not like it's going to break down as more and more countries issue quarantines, preventing people from going to work, making and transporting the things that you need every day. Not like the market will collapse or anything. It's too big to fail! Trust me you dumb fucks! Hahahahaha. Fuck... Although I've prepped, I'm still not sure if I'm ready for what's to come. You know, as much as I want the happening and all, I can't say that I wouldn't miss my daily comforts and a quiet and peaceful life. Damn... best to cherish these last remaining days before shit hits the fan and all hell breaks loose.

Shit my bad brother I thought you meant beer etc. not actual alcohol for medicinal pourpuses.

>Belgian Health Minister doublefugged
It's not still the obese whale is it? Surely she is dead by now

now, take a fuckton (1 - 2 year's food) food. cancel all money costing shit you can cancel and use the money to upgrade your data plan to unlimited on your phone. godspeed.

OH SHIT OMFG OH SHIT WTF OH SHIT!

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no!

thats gay!

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Anyone have the compilation of the brazil CDC user who posted here somewhere between mid to late january? He mentioned something about the US having some sort of remedy against this shit if it got way out of hand. I need some hopium in these dire times

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4/10 stash
6/10 legs

MILAN-ROME TRAIN

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why did no one die yet in germany

my gf is over there and i was supposed to fly over in april. i'm not even sure what to do now.

Very true, i had a bout of afib that was scarry af after 4days of barely sleep trying to get supplys and glueing my eyes to hundreds of webpages.
Sage words frens, make sure you destress, even when you dont feel it, i was just telling my wife i was fine right before it.

People have made alcohol for thousands of years

Name my band

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That's the worst part

and the retards are still having a big half marathon tomorrow in cambridge

>he doesn't know that the patient zero is a kraut

Fuck me too. “It’s just fear mongering by the media to make Trump look bad.”