/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1718

► Detected: 105,982 ► Died: 3,569

>NEWS
China quarantine hotel collapses, 70 trapped
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New York declares state of emergency
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Patient who died left waiting 6 hours by NHS
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Itaian Doctor warn public to get ready, young endangered too
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Canadian official breaks down in press conference
youtu.be/PoWSd0eaQP8?t=403

>RESEARCH
Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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Virus affects blood circulation
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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>REMINDER
nCoV to cost global economy $1.1 trillion
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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>LATEST CASES
22:54: 8 new cases in Santa Clara County, California, United States.
22:42: First case in Washington, D.C
22:34: 1 new case, a patient who has already died, in Argentina. This is the first death in South America. The patient was a 64-year-old man who had traveled to Paris, France. He had underlying health conditions.
22:28: First 2 cases in Bulgaria.
22:11: 2 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.
21:40: 6 new cases in San Francisco, California.
21:35: 5 new cases in Peru.
21:09: 1 new case in Los Angeles County, California, United States.

>MORE
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SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - Namefags and Tripfags have Coronavirus. If you give them (you's) you become infected too.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,652 (3,070) ► International 25,330 (499): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Italy 5,883 (233) Iran 5,823 (145) France 949 (16) D. Princess 696 (6) Spain 503 (10) Japan 461 (6) USA 418 (19) Switzerland 268 (1) UK 209 (2) Netherlands 188 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 74 (2) Iraq 54 (4) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Argentina 9 (1) Philippines 6 (1) Germany 800 Belgium 169 Sweden 161 Norway 156 Singapore 138 Malaysia 93 Bahrain 85 Austria 81 Greece 66 Kuwait 61 Canada 60 Iceland 50 Egypt 48 UAE 45 India 34 Lebanon 28 Denmark 27 Czechia 26 Israel 25 Portugal 21 Vietnam 20 Algeria 19 Finland 19 Ireland 19 Palestine 19 Brazil 18 Oman 16 Ecuador 14 Russia 14 Georgia 13 Romania 13 Croatia 12 Qatar 12 Slovenia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 S. Arabia 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 Poland 6 N. Zealand 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Afghanistan 4 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 Slovakia 3 Cambodia 2 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 S. Africa 2 Bulgaria 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
S. Korea +448 (+5) Italy +1,247 (+36) Iran +1,076 (+21) France +296 (+7) Spain +102 (+2) USA +99 (+4) China +1 Germany +130 Japan +41 Switzerland +54 UK +45 Netherlands +60 Belgium +60 Sweden +24 Norway +29 Singapore +8 Malaysia +10 Bahrain +25 Austria +15 Australia +11 Greece +21 Kuwait +3 Canada +6 Iraq +8 Thailand +2 Iceland +5 Egypt +33 India +3 Lebanon +6 Denmark +6 Czechia +7 Israel +4 Portugal +8 Vietnam +3 Algeria +2 Finland +4 Ireland +1 Palestine +3 Brazil +5 Ecuador +1 Russia +1 Georgia +4 Romania +4 Croatia +1 Qatar +1 Slovenia +4 S. Arabia +2 Philippines +1 Poland +1 N. Zealand +1 Hungary +1 Afghanistan +3 Malta +3 Slovakia +2Maldives +2 Bulgaria +2 S. Africa +1 Argentina +1 Total +3,951 (+76)

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>Claw of Duty

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Finna dab on the virus once I catch it. Fucking bitch.

Trips determine what the WHO renames COVID-19 to because it sounds fucking stupid.

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WORLD ENDING APOCALYPSE SCENARIO

WORLD LEADERS AND SELECTED OFFICIALS

PERSONS OF REPUTABLE CHARACTER AND DEEDS

YOU HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CHOSEN FOR EVACUATION TO THE DEEP CAVES OF ANATARCTICA


YOU SHALL BE ASSIGNED ONE POD AND SEVEN WOMEN

YOU MUST FATHER ONLY 14 CHILDREN, ALL OTHERS WILL BE REDUCED BY EXILE TO THE WASTELANDS

>screenshotting your own (you's)
Pretty cringe

HAPPENING GET IN HERE

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>fell for the UFO hoax
for shame Hanz

epidemiologist saying it's not just a flu bro
>youtube.com/watch?v=NxmJaXsl56g#t=3m58

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Do you even check the catalog before baking?

Nothingburger.
Stop these threads, schizos.

AAAAAAAAAAA

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Stop splitfagging.

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kys

>it's in the white house

fucking based

Rate my stash boys

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Homeless at 'double risk' of getting, spreading coronavirus

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>Corona is all around

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Corona's all around me
And the pandemic grows
It's carried on the wind
It's everywhere I go, oh yes it is
So if you're really coofing
Come on and let it grow

You know I'm coofing, I always will
My mind's made up by the
Way that I feel
There's no beginning,
There'll be no end
'cause on vaccines you can't depend

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Now the media is saying, sure it started from a bat, but it might have just touched a dog, and the nice chinese owner just rubbed it's nose with his nose.

bullshit, they don't wanna say chinese ate infected dogs from bats.

Can't say chinese eat dogs! not the heckin' chinerinooooooooooooooossssssssssssss

>smash my ass boys
ftfy

Pee pee poo poo 19

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HAPPENING IN MILAN RIGHT NOW
>HAPPENING IN MILAN RIGHT NOW
HAPPENING IN MILAN RIGHT NOW
>HAPPENING IN MILAN RIGHT NOW

JUST LIKE WUHAN

SOURCE ULTIM'ORA TELEGRAM GROUP

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Infected Tassie user from yesterday, woke up this morning coughing dry again, headache, nausea, chills.
Thought I was getting better haha

0/10.
learn how to stack things without just creating some massive nigger pile

13 new cases in NYC
>13 new cases in NYC
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236433181781495812

HiterDidNothingWrongitis get

Wtf is wrong with Captcga now? It keeps rejecting correctly filled ones

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Dick's Drive-In on Broadway in Seattle

>2 employees diagnosed with COVID-19 yesterday
>20, one m one f, white
>One was hospitalized a month and a half ago for pneumonia, returned to work
>Sending home any employees that show symptoms of anything
>4 week gestation period
>Tourist trap, high volume
>Burgers

Anyone who's eaten here in the last like two months has been exposed fyi. Probably the whole staff has it, regardless of who's showing symptoms.

Seattle's fucked, i already had the coof once about a month ago, who knows if it'll come back.

My source is directly from another employee, as well as the girl who was hospitalized, who posted about it on FB with pics. Not gonna dox her, but I assure you this isn't a larp.

What's happening?

What is this shit? a pic of a train station?

I hope markets crash on Monday.

?

Milan getting shut down?

FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!
STAY ON YOUR COUNTRY!!!!!!

They're all leaving before the quarantine gets enacted.

everyone leaving?

Heckin’ Cough n’ Sneezearino

FBI EMPLOYEE IN SAN FRANCISCO DIAGNOSED WITH CORONAVIRUS, OFFICIALS CONFIRM

CORONAVIRUS IS THE NEW SMALLPOX

they are just pissing off somewhere else to infect more places, happening here aswell, people panickin going to countryside etc, trains full like in india

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>CPAC attendee tested positive

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News update:
>Brazil 19 cases, one in my city in an ICU at a public hospital known for dealing better with paliative care
>First death in Argentina

Why are they allowed to leave?

PEOPLE HEARD ABOUT A POSSIBLE LOCKDOWN OF THE WHOLE REGION AND NOW THEY'RE COMING BACK TO THEIR HOMES IN THE SOUTH

>make sure nobody knows, until everyone knows
what did they mean by this? that's a weird thing to say

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>Consider the following:
Everyone is so desperate for new, big news about Corona-chan that you could see an endless stream of (You)s for posting fake news and happening-not-happenings.

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lol u tk him 2 da bar?

Reminder that viruses, bacteria and "germs" are a spook by big pharma and the vaccine Jew to keep the population sedated and under control.

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Yes, yeees, go. Scatter to the winds and bring Her blessing to every last corner of this broken world.

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>POSSIBLE LOCKDOWN
>Possible

Where are pierogis?

Wuhan Plague

Italy being Italy, the quarantine needs to be approved first

Pasta la vista

I'm going to Ciniquest today tomorrow in San jose/Santa Clara.

Should be ok right??

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

You can buy puts in just about anything, it wont matter. We are heading into a depression.

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems archive.is/qmc6U

>coof coof
Sweet & Sour sickens
>coof coof

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was thinking the same thing

He got sick way after the conference. Fake news.

Pasta la vista

>possible
user, i...

The American Conservative Union announced on Saturday that one of the attendees at last week's Conservative Political Action Conference in National Harbor, Maryland, has tested positive for coronavirus.
President Donald Trump, Vice President Mike Pence and other administration officials attended the conference
cnn.com/2020/03/07/politics/cpac-coronavirus-tested-positive/index.html

nice spam, russian disinfo bot

>21 infected
>nobody is respecting breathing etiquette

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It's like 90% confirmed, it's just a draft decree for now

SOMEONE HELP THIS GUY OUT

Can I be FUCKING real for a second?
This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of scientists made an entire pandemic for you to experience. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "happooners" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to say its a fucking nothingburger.
Guess what? The virus was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a virus.
What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big pandemic filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just coofed for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is it slow? Sure. Is it mutating? Maybe. Is the course of infection usually harmless for people under 25? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to experience an incredible pandemic on a planet and then say "yeah but..."
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the chinese people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring pandemics in recent memory.
China doesn't owe you a sick person. Yet they gave you 100 thousand of them.
If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never hapooners in the first place.

>what is incubation

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When is the WHO finally going to declare this a pandemic?

If shtf, anybody wanna meet up to go grab a boat?

all these precious humans thinking their lives matter

fucking comical

the world will end us and only 8 legged tardigrade's and roaches shall remain

top fucking joke humanity

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Fuck off newfag

Wasn't pelosi running around Chinatowns like a week ago claiming nothing burger? Looks like we're getting President Glownigger unless Cornman can survive at the virus at the age of 138.

It's ogre you could have prevented this

digits confirm

UV light and Sunlight kills the plague. We need to start seeding clouds to attack cities with sunlight!

after the pandemic bonds expire

link to stream?

Austria 87

>way after
it was last weekend user. Maybe you're not good at math but the incubation period is around 14 days

>aussie doctor tested positive for Corona-virus
>he didn't stay home because he didn't even suspect he was sick

Corona-chan BTFO. The reason they aren't showing more survivors, is because that would end the panic. They want you happooners freaking out.

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Never.

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I love these peak prosperity videos

youtube.com/watch?v=msrqE87yTRs
What do you think about based Wilson,/cvg/?

the absolute state of dutch health service
>guy coughing lungs out with high fever
>recently travelled to south korea and germany
>refused to be tested
>calls emergency services when flu and cough gets worse
>emergency services show up but refuse to test him because it's not in the procedure, leaving him free to infect others in eindhoven

tl;dr

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>tardigrade's
tardigrade is what?

NYC will be like Wuhan in 4 weeks

Please consider putting this in the dough. Thank you for all you've done.

ATTENTION JOURNALISTS

Do you want to be WORLD FAMOUS?
SAVE LIVES?

Ask ANY of these questions at ANY official press conference: ASK THEM EXACTLY AS WRITTEN: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1. Does the virus cause a permanent infection?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
2. Does the virus infect white blood cells?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
3.Does the virus infect the nervous system?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
4. Can a sick patient recover and reinfect himself and infect others?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOBS!

>working at siemens
>we have at least 1 case
>nobody is talking about it
>everybody has to go to work on monday
>homeoffice is canceled for everyone even for the ones who are doing it on a regular basis

germany is faking the numbers and the industry is helping it

will China face any kind of repercussions for this mess?
will they at least be forced to stop eating bats, dogs, cats etc?

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Finna?
What's that mean devil chile?

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Soon the normies will really panic.

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Don't cause a panic until panic is unavoidable. Pretty simple.

Google it nigger.

Any sodafags stocking up? It sucks it "expires" in a few months but I'm still accumulating 20 x 12 packs of Diet Dr Pepper and 10 x 12 packs of Diet Mtn Dew.

Zero chance of that man. There are no real journalists left.

>tardigrade
based

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twitter.com/L0gg0l/status/1236434135587196933?s=19

999 and Italy will recover soon

This is what happens when you announce a quarantine ahead of time

THIS OP IS A JEW REAL THREAD HERE

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>boomer mother-in-law has vacation booked in Italy
>thinks the media is just raising a panic to get better ratings
>"it's just a flu"
>still going to go on this vacation
Why are boomers such fucking brainlets and lacking in any sense of danger?

Don't come here faggot

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>believing in corona psyop
Jej

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no

Awwwwwww

how dare you, confuse me

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>reading comprehension
When you know how to use apostrophes better than an Amerimutt...

stupid normie

>it's just a draft decree for now
Do you really think that the gov will present a decree of this kind for only saying the day after "oh, sorry, we were joking"?

C'mon...

“I don’t think we’re dealing with the flu”
“I dont think it is a crazy analogy to compare this to world war 2.”

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>Chink roommate comes in
>havent spoken to him in months,
>looks nervous its been raining all day, rain on his glasses
>hey bro wassup
>where did you buy mask
>tell him where
>thanks me leaves room again hear him speaking frantically in chinese to some one else

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

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why are they cancelling the home office?
people abused the shit out of it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>fight fight fight

ALL YOU NEED IS ONE.
I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?

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There have been 200 "flu related" deaths so far this year. Go figure.
This virus was first detected outside of China in late October of last year.
People need to understand that (((they))) want us to die.

fucking clown world is going down the drain on the plus side it looks like the kikes are going to join the rest of us

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You are all peasants.

Mortality rates have sharply dropped in the past century. People are living longer than ever. The only god is gold. And science, the collaborator.


DEATH HAS COME FOR HER DUE.

Does anybody have the webm of coronachan blushing progressively as she sings some japanese song? A woman's life depends on it.

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It's not "possible", it's basically a done deal.
They're probably just figuring out how to enforce it, like what to do with motorways. You can't just close the A4, there's got to be SOME way for goods to travel through Lombardia to and from Piemonte, Veneto and Emilia.

As well, you can't just close the A21 and A26 because they go through Alessandria and Asti, it'd be a total shitshow.
My guess is for Asti/Alessandria they'll close all the exits and entrances and only allow through-traffic on the motorway, but you can't do that with the A4 for example.

You get an inheritance when she dies? If so this is good news faggot. I mean shit you tried to warn her even.

This is a nothing burger with cheese

water bears friend...water bears
we were destined to destroy ourselves

damn virus, i can't even shake and hold hands with a girl at church for awhile.

translation: he probably has CC but we haven't tested him praise g*d

>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
FAGGOTS LOOK AT THIS
THE JAPANESE CONFIRMED THAT THE VIRUS HAS NEUROINVASION POSSIBILITY AND IT'S DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
IM SCREAMING
I WAS RIGHT, THEY ARE QUARENTINE CITIES BECAUSE THEY REALIZED NOW!

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200308/k10012319561000.html
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200308/k10012319561000.html

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Best Korea: 0 cases

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Professor stoneface of Harvard says millions will die.
youtu.be/iDelUkpFm60?t=82

first case of death in Argentina and Latin America due to coronavirus

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Who could it be? KYS kike

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IN AUS
20th march lots of bridges being renovated all over the country... till 20th April... a month,same amount of time on small bridges and big bridges doesn't make sense
lockdown choke points?
there is also many nightly road closures throughout Australia that coincide with 20th of march including train stations and bus stops
the peons have orders to ignorantly close shit causing the capillary roads to be covertly cut off with equipment on site prior to lock down.
makes me feel 20th march nightfall is lock down day for alot of cities
wouldnt be surprised if alot of the works that don't overlap with the 20th will still have equipment on site "left there"
there was also a guy stating "4th of march lockdown Melbourne..." but i reckon that was simply his interpretation of supply chain organization instructions
it did however coincide with corona virus detainment policy being revealed and the many bridge closure signs coming up
transport.tas.gov.au/road/projects/bridgestrengtheningworks201920 rms.nsw.gov.au/projects/index.html traffic.sa.gov.au/
anacdote source "people have noticed alot of holes and excavators near big towns"
they simply dont have the man power to lock the people in without the people..
which in turn condemn their families to MSG overdose.... doomed by lollipop sign cunts

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Enjoy your eternal coofing, retard.

STAY PUT FUCKERS WE ARE FULL!

youtube.com/watch?v=5eNXqtXlAKY

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If things keep going the way they're going they'll cancel her flight anyway, unless she's going to the very south.

>no


THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD MADE BY THE GLOBALIST GET IN HERE

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The machine must roll, hans.

They're about to lock down everywhere good she ain't going anywhere.

What's this "we can't do this or do that" shit? THEY WILL DO IT.

I believe it. It's going to happen all over the country.

Kung Flu

How the fuck did CCP develop a crazy bioweapon like this?

I'm sorry cunt. I thought you didn't know what a tardigrade was, because I couldn't believe someone would be so stupid and petty to pick apart a misplaced comma in a fucking Yas Forums post. So when I saw you write "tardigrade is what" it is not unusual to assume you were wondering what a tardigrade was.

no

GAIDS

>going to church
>this moment in time
there is no god friendo
save yourself

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is that fucking bryan cranston

screenshotted that for you bro

ppl in italy leaving before lockdown

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My dreams of child labor is finally coming tue

They're carrying the virus back tho

Yas Forums virus

exactly
every second article about wuhan flu here starts with: holiday in italy

I love that meme template

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COVID-19 is renamed SARS and SARS becomes COVID-03 instead.
SARS sounds like a world-ending gigavirus but in the end it didnt even kill 1000 people, sad!

NOOO NOT MY ANIMERINO
NOT THE HECKIN KAWAIIS

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>Thanks to Schengen these people will literally coof at your doorstep by morning
>No passport even needed
>Thanks EU

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>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN

The Flu

Based Netanyahu pragmatist

Well that's the plan
>tfw christcucks realise the blessed creator only cares about beatles and that the cockroach is the pinnacle of his creation

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Mutt's law

Yellow Fever

Based Italy giving time for the infected to go out and spread it before the lockdown.

roll for Xi Jinping to get infected.

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almost

>there is no god friendo
>save yourself
there is no responsibility without God, everythign is subjective

>The absolute state of our government
Now this is really going to spiral out of control.

Just like Wuhan. All the asymptomatic infected fleeing, spreading the virus all over the country.

Thank you based user.

These are the questions that need to be asked.

Fucking idiots missed their chance to lock it down.

literal who

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drowner-19

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on monday, i asume we will be informed that we will have now shiftwork so we can work 24/7 to maximize our output as long as possible
i don't know if this is legal but i guess it will be a "take it or you will be gone"-choice (have fun suing siemens while some of the middle managers make some shit up like you steal pens)

They can't because it severely disrupts other regions that aren't in quarantine (and the other most productive regions of the country, at that), so they need to figure out a way to not do that.

Anime Flu

This is the guy that first gave me the fear.

>some japanese song

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Tiger is south korea

italian fu

Part one

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no one gets

Old cunt carks it in Australia.

Death toll now 3.

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>about 1/3rd of the nation has economic incentive to ignore all measures the government takes to stop coronavirus
based for profit healthcare system

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Can't die of corona virus if the government shoots you first. shinyforeheadniggerpoint.jpg

yea I think that's the bryan cranston's actor

Australian threads are fake threads.

Part 2

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My guys, what is the best way to commit suicide in the event that we contract the virus badly but don't want to suffer a drawn out suffocation death? Alcohol/drug overdose? Large building to jump off?

Dont go.

The Viral Solution

Source?

i can't read squiggles

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None of them were white.

twitter.com/Ribberta_/status/1236437750368346113

VIDEO PROOF

Remain calm, everything is almost under control. These are just standard government measures, no need to panic. Also the virus is no longer exponential in its infection rate in China, SK, or Japan. Italy will enact quarantine measures to shut off the region and the irus will be stifled.

USA has just experienced the initial outbreak so it looks like its a threat, but a month from now there will be no threat at all. Please maintain decorum and refrain from fearmongering.

Thank you.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2258702/

Dam, you know my name's Norman...
Are you a hacker?

That's fucking great. Fucking faggots. Every single one of them should be fucking shot. Am I the only one that will do the right thing if my city gets quarantined?

>the virgin lockdown vs the chad leaving
Why did Fluhan retards not think of this?

muh dick

full article
>independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-italy-doctors-intensive-care-deaths-a9384356.html

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This is one of my favorite things to come out of this.

Clip for spreading
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583586000467.webm

her name is literally "no yes"

to be honest
this is the most boring virus ever developed
almost no happenings and slow as fuck
it is so boring, nobody will remember this shit
just boring, slow and nothing happening, just some news hyping shit and shitposters larping here, nothing else.

Facile, piazzeranno i militari e ordineranno di usare la forza se necessario. Se qualcuno sarà ancora così stupido da candidarsi per i Darwin Awards, se la sarà cercata. È così che funziona in una vera quarantena con blocco.

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If societies collapse how long before Nuclear power stations start losing their shit? Are there safety measures for this?

He and another youtuber from china have been informing people about the virus since the beginning. Revealing China's lies and everything.
youtube.com/watch?v=G5VGPYtbTk8&t=1749s
youtube.com/watch?v=lk5XkhUKMDM

jfc

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Come with me to Agartha. Do you like zeppelins? Are you okay with scrappy plans? Come join me in discovery or death.

Well they hold onto these superstitions and I can't blame them. To think there must be meaning and we must be special in this infinite universe comes naturally. Reality is the bitter pill we refuse to swallow until extinction.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING RUN WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

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>Alcohol/drug overdose

Not booze unless you plan on chugging a barrel of vodka. Hold up user, time left to play yet.

where are you precious Goys now, efram?

make these pics a bit smaller, but cool prep otherwise.
For how many people and how long do you plan it to last?
Any tips for things, that people usually miss in their preps?

New York is going to be shut down in two weeks, jesus christ.

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200308_07/

>id
ok who

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www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200308_07/

>twitter.com/Ribberta_/status/1236437750368346113
Fucking wow. I hope they have armed police ready and shot everyone who tries to flee.

>twitter.com/Ribberta_/status/1236437750368346113
>poveri noi
youtube.com/watch?v=3gHQMng_6bQ

>tfw a few weeks ago it was just a china thing and fun to spectate
>tfw its in your city now

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The one who died here in Argentina wasn't even in the official 26 records.

We have at least 2000 infected and we don't even know it.

The government is too busy buying abortion pills to care about this