/cvg/ Corona Virus General #1718

You're legitimately retarded.

HOLY FUCK. INDIA BTFO

Why the fug was that interview cut short?

DON'T FALL FOR THE DEENZ JEW.

THEY SMELL AND TASTE LIKE ROTTEN ASS.

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the absolute state of dutch health service

>guy coughing lungs out with high fever
>recently travelled to south korea and germany
>refused to be tested
>calls emergency services when flu and cough gets worse
>emergency services show up but refuse to test him because it's not in the procedure

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Real thread here

Is Coronavirus going to be more like Thanos or Voldermort?

No it was a kraut. Fuck them.

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Based bobo poster

Dick's Drive-In on Broadway in Seattle

>2 employees diagnosed with COVID-19 yesterday
>20, one m one f, white
>One was hospitalized a month and a half ago for pneumonia, returned to work
>Sending home any employees that show symptoms of anything
>4 week gestation period
>On surfaces for 9 days
>Super high volume
>Tourist trap
>Burgers

Anyone who's eaten here in the last like two months has been exposed fyi. Probably the whole staff has it, regardless of who's showing symptoms.

Seattle's fucked, i already had the coof once about a month ago, who knows if it'll come back.

My source is directly from another employee, as well as the girl who was hospitalized, who posted about it on FB with pics. Not gonna dox her, but I assure you this isn't a larp.

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>Virologist Giovanni Di Perri here in Torino's dedicated infective diseases hospital said the next 2 months "will be the worst for Italy since the end of WW2"
>Leaked government report apparently says the worst case epidemic could mean up to 100,000 ICU beds needed, but we only have 5000, MAYBE we can double that to 10,000 with the military
>the other 90,000 would be kill just due to lack of medical care
>Government is shutting down the region of Lombardia (1/5th of our GDP) along with another 11 provinces in other regions (including 2 that are literally RIGHT NEXT to mine wew lad)
>Schools shut down NATION WIDE

>it's just a flu bro

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>NEBRASKA BROS, WHERE YOU AT?

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SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - Namefags and Tripfags have Coronavirus. If you give them (you's) you become infected too

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fag

Nah, it's fake as shit. If it were true Salvini would be all over it. It'd be his ticket to the PM seat.

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Have you got a source for these claims?

I'm going to Ciniquest today tomorrow in San jose/Santa Clara.

Should be ok right?

Dont think about gdp. In crisis situations only resources and manpower matter.

asl?

Austria 87 btw

I'm glad my grandma passed away from a stroke and not from Corona chan
rip grandma

Where the fuck is the link to the last thread? Where are the country statistics? Get argiebro back, this baker is shit

Nurgle has come, hasn’t he anons? His birth is coming!

His looks are wasted on him

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It is the real thread. You're posting in a fucking aussie shitpost general.

why would trump announce to replace pence, right after
>this?

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F A G G O T

Which one do you need a source for?

Real thread. Fuck splitters.

Chink roommate comes in, havent spoken to him in months,
>hey bro wassup in chink accent,
>where did you buy mask
tell him where he thanks me leaves room again hear him speaking in chinese to some one else
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

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Please consider putting this in the dough. Thank you!

ATTENTION JOURNALISTS

Do you want to be WORLD FAMOUS?
SAVE LIVES?

Ask ANY of these questions at ANY official press conference: ASK THEM EXACTLY AS WRITTEN: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1. Does the virus cause a permanent infection?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
2. Does the virus infect white blood cells?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
3.Does the virus infect the nervous system?
>If you don't know, when will you know?
4. Can a sick patient recover and reinfect himself and infect others?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOBS!

It's over.

NHS refuses to test unless you have had confirmed contact with a confirmed case. I'm sure you understand the flaw in this.

Whole nation will be affected within a week or two. It's over.

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Keep telling democrats that they CANNOT trust Trump, Pence or the Corona Task Force full of TRUMP LOYALISTS! It's just a flu, bro :^)

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Mark 13 15

Watch ye therefore

For ye does not know when the master of the house cometh.

999 and Italy will recover soon

IGNORE THIS SHILL THREAD

GET IN THIS ONE

Hey dipshit, this one was baked first.

medium.com/@gaertner.adamp/covid-19-is-the-big-one-cda91ea74646

sources linked throughout

>JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOBS

The job of the contemporary journalist is to suck jew cock until death. That’s it!

Canada is doing the least. Canada isn't doing anything at all. This year was already looking bad for Canada even before COVID-19 hit. Rails blocked, oil sands mine cancelled, gun grabbing politicians, ISIS fighters being allowed to return, and now our major cities are going to get BTFO.

Year of the rake?

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>In /cvg/ 1718
>Scrolled past the first post for the 1718th time
>Demands sauce on the basics

Australia+1 dead

We are all going to die.

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this is just the beginning

its gunna kill all the boomers

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fuck off allready shit man damn you annoying.

>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN
>THE VIRUS IS CAUSING MENINGITIS IN JAPAN

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200308_07/
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200308_07/
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200308_07/

What is over?
Outside of china this is a NOTHINGBURGER.
Its a new kind of flu, nothing else.

Finally, a real Doctor's opinion. In your professional opinion, on a scale of 1 to 10 buttsex just how gay is OP?

>Portugal letting Corona just do its thing
WHY CONTAIN IT

Does anyone have info on what the fuck it's going on in China? It's the best way to have an idea of what it's going to happen in the West

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