/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1717

Can I be FUCKING real for a second?
This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of scientists made an entire pandemic for you to experience. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "happooners" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to say its a fucking nothingburger.
Guess what? The virus was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a virus.
What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big pandemic filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just coofed for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is it slow? Sure. Is it mutating? Maybe. Is the course of infection usually harmless for people under 25? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to experience an incredible pandemic on a planet and then say "yeah but..."
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the chinese people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring pandemics in recent memory.
China doesn't owe you a sick person. Yet they gave you 100 thousand of them.
If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never hapooners in the first place.

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Why are there so many stupid fucking niggers posting in these threads?

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CPAC was infected

Take one, leave one

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What a fag
The only thing that warms my heart is the thought of NEETs spending their last buck on his "campaign"

Italy recruits retired doctors to battle coronavirus crisis as deaths rise to 197 while more than 60 mourners at a funeral in Spain have been infected

>TFW Prepped and waiting for the boogaloo
How do you deal with this boredom guys?
The worst part is I have this false sense of security so im not keeping up to date on events.

10kg rice
5kg lentils
About 7 8 kg beans
About 100l water
P3 respirator
80% alcohol
Tissues and toilet paper
About 5 6 kg pasta
Dozens of cans, cod liver and tuna
Candies, dry fruits, nuts and seeds
Olive oil and cider vinegar
20 to 30kg overweight, could hunker down without eating for a month or 2, 1kg of fat is 7k calories

I feel like it's not enough

digits and I will start my own post-apocalyptic harem

IMMA SAY IT

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>Trusting the chinook to tell us what to do during the kung-flu gook spook boogaloo
but them neetbux though

1 PERSON DEAD IN ARGENTINA
WAS TESTED POST-MORTEM
THERE'S NO REGISTER OF WHO WAS IN CONTACT WITH HIM
WHOLE HOSPITAL TO BE EVACUATED.

So crossfitters get the last laugh

Welp good news is I've got 4 deer in my backyard.

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Santa Clara county’s latest case recently returned from India. Could there be more cases in India than we know about?

Digits and I'll have my own post-apocalyptic harem.

COVID-19 kills only boomers, and for others, it's just a cold, so we should rather celebrate this gift of "nature / God / whatever".

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>People were calling that user in the last thread a skeleton
>Get curious and put their numbers into a BMI calculator
>20.0
>Put my own numbers in
>19.7
A-am I gonna make it bros?

The power of this Get will go entirely towards weakening Corona-chan.
Get fucked, viralfags.

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IGNORE THIS THREAD THIS IS THE REAL THREAD

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>The worst part is I have this false sense of security so im not keeping up to date on events.
If you're in these threads you know ten times more than normies do about any of this shit.

I'm going to Ciniquest in San Jose this weekend.

Should I be ok?

>80% alcohol
How much ? Mix it with water to get 70%

quick question
what is the equivalent of
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
for Nurgle

>Canadian official breaks down in press conference

Kek. There there little lady. Just step aside and let the menfolk take care of this.

you do have a stash of emergency adult diapers once the sanitation system breaks down right? so many morons are buying stashes of toilet paper while they are letting me swoop up all the diaps. Can’t wait to be out scavenging for your food supplies fully diaped up.

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Ah fuck these despatches from Italy are making me sad.

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r8 mine instead

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/cvg/ estimated about a 6% death rate, in first world countries, with medical care. The wisdom of crowds is never wrong.

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Looks like you're dying a virgin

AIPAC was infected. AIPAC is not CPAC, despite the strong overlap in attendees.

...
Honestly that's tragic but if you're Italy-tier fucked, it might be the right call.

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A man in his 30s who tested positive for coronavirus is an Uber driver who drives on Long Island.

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Pandemic?
You mean epidemic?
Ah you mean endemic.

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HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING CHINKS CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT HAHAHAHAHA

foxnews.com/world/coronavirus-quarantine-hotel-collapses-in-china-trapping-70-people

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NOT EVEN THE PENGUINS WILL BE SAFE

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Not much unfortunately just for hands

>health officials breaking down on live t.v.

TERRAIN PULL UP
TERRAIN PULL UP

IS THERE A VACCINE?

IS THERE A CURE?

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jesus what kind of messy faggot are you clean your shit up doofus

Fuck bulgaria's infected too :(

Lince del conurbano, estas parado sobre la Pampa Humeda
Anda al INTI, y busca el proyecto Pro-Huerta, te regallan un monton de semillas y es GRATIS, empesa ya la cosecha de invierno no seas gil

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Anyone get kind of excited when they found out a town near them has the virus?

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6L 99% Iso are 20 - 30 bucks, no excuses

based rare Antarctica poster.

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ZOG Infected!

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GET READY BECAUSE THIS RIDES JUST GETTING STARTED

Well..bye

JOIN THE REAL THREAD HERE

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So in the death care home in Seattle half the residents are infected and a good portion of the staff. Seattle is absolutely FUCKED. Vancouver meanwhile has a community spread case in a... CARE HOME. Look out below. This is the boomer apocalypse.

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Nope.

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Link?

>curing a bioweapon
kek

>tfw you've been on keto for years

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LOL

>(you) getting fooled!

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telegraaf.nl/nieuws/1214394339/artsen-stellen-leeftijdsgrens-nieuwe-patienten-voor

>Italy prepares to refuse treatment of old people
>12% of the infected are doctors and nurses
>20.000 military medical personel are being prepared to be sent to their death in the affected areas

Italy is fucked.

Where

Wisdom of the crowd works only when each person makes an independent estimate. People have been screaming their opinions in this chamber for hundreds of threads.

>178cm
>51kg
>BMI 16.7
Get on my level fatty
Less weight to carry
Less energy required to move
I can't starve if I'm already starving

Brazil has now a total of confirmed cases of 19

g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/07/ministerio-da-saude-confirma-17-casos-do-novo-coronavirus.ghtml

No, CPAC was as well

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