/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1716

>Prepping for a flu
I laugh at you retards everyday
I will jsut steal ur shit lmao

I don't want to die

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>815 cases in Germany
>0 deaths
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING DEATH RATE NOW GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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There was an infected man at CPAC.
Trump, Pence, half the Republicans in the USA, Netanyahu and Bolsonaro's son are all infected.
It's over.
Coronavirus will guarantee the victory of communism.

Quarantining one area at a time isn't going to do shit. It will just get reinfected from a different area. China is the most safe place on earth right now.

In what ways can the virus infect me, and whats the most likely one? Any info on that please?

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The poor handling of this outbreak is exactly the reason why we need this virus to wipe everything clean. It's a self fulfilling prophecy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Poor Drumfies.

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WHAT ARE THE BEST LIVE CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK MAPS

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What in the fucking fuck is wrong with you, my dude

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
IT'S TRUMP?

>Merkel wouldn't lie

This fucking ape is gonna end up killing god knows how many people.

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The 4th Reich is protecting true aryans

im literally crying right now. send help.

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Petition to change the name to the Ligma Virus so that humanity goes out with a kek

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reminder that if you havent /prepped/ by now you are a plebeian and will suffer a plebians fate
enjoy catching her while panic shopping with the rest of the normalfags

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Life Care Center of Kirkland is the epicenter of COVID-19 in the US
Number of residents 3 weeks ago: 120

Number of residents transferred to hospital: 54

Number of deaths since 3 weeks ago: 26

Current number of residents: 63

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How long did it take italy to go from the first spike to quarantine?

Here we goooooo!!!

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WASHINGTON, D.C. REPORTS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS
>WASHINGTON, D.C. REPORTS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS
WASHINGTON, D.C. REPORTS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS

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U.S. Navy officials reported their first case amongst their personnel overseas

news.usni.org/2020/03/07/u-s-sailor-in-naples-has-navys-first-known-coronavirus-case

literally the post after you is a nothingburger
yup, people are still delusional thinking it's just a flu bro
and this is here, in the normie world the denial is off the charts

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ZIONISTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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This is the first time I have heard of that place. Are the burgers any good?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Corona-chan. The illness is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of biology most of the symptoms will go over a typical nothingburger fags head. There's also Yas Forums nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into it's board culture, it's personal philosophy draws heavily from National Socialist literature, for instance. The poltards understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Coron-chan, to realise that she's not just deadly she says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike corona-chan truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Yas Forums existential catchphrase "Shills btfo," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Corona-chan genius murder spree unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Corona chan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

See it's harmless, just let the refugees in.

Just a reminder people unironically believe that the death rate is actually 3% or more

Just a reminder no one accounts for undetected/unreported cases. Hundreds of thousands of people potentially have this but are not being tested because they have mild/moderate symptoms and do not meet the criteria (Traveled to Italy/China/Japan or in contact with a carrier)

Reminder the death rate in the only country actively doing good testing on people who aren't in severe/critical condition is

The members of the CCP will be charged with Crimes against humanity!

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victory of no one, no one is going to survive.

wdwnt.com/2020/03/disney-parks-chief-medical-officer-addresses-concerns-regarding-the-coronavirus-covid-19/
>As part of our commitment to the health and well-being of our cast, guests and the larger community, we are carefully monitoring the evolving coronachan situation and are in regular contact with health agencies for information and guidance
>Walt Disney World Resort and Disneyland Resort, are welcoming guests as usual and we continue to implement preventive measures in line with the recommendations of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and other health agencies
>all of our parks and resorts around the world have high standards of cleanliness
>washing hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds
archive.is/Xd06H

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Finally. Maybe something will actually happen now.

>berlin
>28 cases
>was 1 a week ago
And I just realized, if the virus gets into the subways, it will get to the homeless and beggars who frequent those trains all the time to and fro for handouts. Then they will shed the virus into every single train and every single wagon. And they will not go to a doctor. Ever. Instead they will keep shedding the virus everywhere until they collapse from organ failure.

Berlin is fucked.

kys pol tard

Only 3 countries left uninfected in Europe:
Albania
Cyprus
Montenegro

Corona-chan is about to conquer Europe. South America is next.

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0%, it's a scam. Germany proved it.

First coronavirus death in Argentina, the first in South America

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Like these

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Infected_or_Dead/

Posted in the last thread right before it died. There's 8 cases in Colorado in the past 2 days.

>colorado.gov/pacific/cdphe/2019-novel-coronavirus

Getting ready to go innawoods. Strap in lads, it's going to be a helluva ride!

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YA CAGAMOS FUEGO

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What's left in Europe?
Montenegro and Albania?

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Take and rate

below budget, ahead of shedule

eh, I have to take the train for 1 week. I will probably be infected then

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>I will jsut steal ur shit lmao

Ohhh really? please come and try it. It's not been that long since i had a live target.

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It all returns to nothing

"should" and "will" are two different things, senpai

oh look this shit again

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>Has a PhD in philosophy
Oh god
No you thick fuck. That's what PhD means (Ph)hilosophy (D)octor
His PhD is in teaching bioscience

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>Iran children corona virus- 1231483712036012033.mp4
Nerve gas attack, not Corona
>Iranian mother crying - 1234963425446580231.mp4
Meh, could be anything
>Iran not looking good - 1234613608811814912.mp4
Dead people in hospitals? Wew lad.

north america holding strong

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0%

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MALE NURSE LMAO

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Germany is lying, just like everyone else, but they're being blatant about it.

She's already here, and just killed a man just one hour ago

REAKING: Washington, D.C. reports first case of coronavirus

twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1236422408762011649?s=21

>Male (burger)
>6'3'' 160LBS
>Physically fit, good diet.
>Decent immune system

Will I live anons?.

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im starting to think this was accidentally leaked. people who run the show weren't supposed to get infected lol

We need more cases in washington. Once his staffers get infected he might actually grow some balls.

Good. She desarves it. It's her world now

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map of infected areas in Germany

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damn you skinny bro

go invest some sealable containers

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What's the over under bet on US postponing elections in November?

Humans deserve this fucking plague.

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lucky 7s
let's hope it clears up congress
who needs term limits when you've got coronachan desu

Wow China great numbers,
very cool

CON MAURICIO NO PASABA

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15 death tomorrow

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china should be charged for downplaying and hiding how serious the virus is. This would had made the world prepare better

I have genuine questions. Why are you scared?

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Here you go user this time a jazz cover
youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU

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