/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1715

>those legs
femanon?
also, checked

can I get infected through ass?
t. gay man

you don't need to post it in every thread. now show us your bum.

This is how Chinks spend their IQ

umm.........................

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kek

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Stop responding to the stash Pole and post Corona-Chan instead

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kek

Is this old

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/?C=S;O=A

A real shame, the survival rate in russian captivity was insanly high

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wftv.com/news/trending/coronavirus-live-updates-cases-top-100000-globally/CYL4I5DJXBHDJEPHXUMB6V3JYU/

OH NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You are loved!

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god we're fucked

twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1236417620087320577

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tfw our country went quiet, before they said how many are being tested and when to expect results, now after hittin 10 infected quiet.. this country has done 184 test total so far

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When the common american (Goblinus vulgaris) is put in stressful situations, such as receiving a 500000 dollar bill for 0.1% a single saline solution injection or nothingburger airborne AIDS pandemic he instinctively sharts as a way to keep predators at bay and obtain extra propulsion to escape danger.
Toilet paper has been observed to be commonly used in such situations as a means to wipe the shart accumulated in the pants as to keep the anal route open to perform quick consecutive shart propulsions.
Toilet paper is also believed to be tucked as an anal plug to contain naturally occurring shart emissions and increase pressure for stronger explosive shart propulsions.
Use of toilet-paper-enhanced shart propulsion in tandem with scooter-dependent locomotion has been suggested to give advantages in reaching cheap fat-rich products faster than lighter weight human competitors, increasing overall fitness. Sharting capability is thus a factor under heavy pressure of natural selection and a good candidate for studies on G. vulgaris speciation.
More research in transcriptomics of G. vulgaris is needed to understand patterns of differential gene expression leading to the markedly increased tendency towards toilet paper hoarding when compared to human beings. Understanding said patterns may help establish the point of divergence between modern humans and G. vulgaris, which has puzzled evolutionary biologists for decades.

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He's trying to minimize the fear, which is kinda his job. We all know words don't cure viruses, actions do.

Your next lord and mastet

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Anons,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I don't want to succumb to the chink plague.

this is not how you prep user

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Corona is boring me now, nobody cares anymore.

he'll stop when he doesn't get (you)s its the nature of trap attention whores

OK dudents, downroad dingtawk wight now

honk honk

By the time they quarantine washington state it'll be too late.

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm just waiting for things to get bad enough that we need to be quarantined. I have my beans and rice fort ready.

UK Bros. We have 2 weeks tops before Boris trigger the Civic Contingencies Act and there's a run on the bank.

Can’t even make this shit up.

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threadly reminder that this is aggressive pneumonia-encephalitis causing lung herpes that constantly reinfects with no possible cure

everyone dies
>everyone dies
everyone dies
>everyone dies
everyone dies
>everyone dies
everyone dies
>everyone dies
everyone dies
>everyone dies

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Imagine taking advice from a male nurse LMAO

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jawohl mein kapitän

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Not all the masks are out of stock, buy those while you still can! You'll thank me later.

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twitter.com/PatriciaMazzei/status/1236417870738964481

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Ignore Deenz
Ignore Beenz
Invest in Liverwurst

are you not wearing pants?
also is that your entrance, do you just arrive and dumb your groceries right onto the floor?
Are all polish people like that?

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just wait until you catch it, then you won't be bored

the virus mainly multiplies in there

Does covid-19 really hide from the immune system like HIV?

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do male nurses even have a legitimate dr title?

WHITE DEATHS

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Bats, we're bats; we're the bats
We flap at night we spread at night, we're the bats

>I'm the giant bat that makes all of the coofs

Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

>fucking allergy season started
>everyone is looking at me funny
>feel like im about to get mobbed justicedded
send help fucking spring

Was ist das

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One of them was probably on a cruise.

Do you mean death rate?

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Noooooo not the retards
not the heccin special bois
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Americans are dying, retard.

lol

wuhasington

>Every official talking about the virus now looks tired, defeated and constantly looking away from the faces of direct questioners

FASTER

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the lockdown in italy is causing a shitstorm. They announced it without it being effective so people are escaping from red zones.
It's over.

No. He had a meme PhD that’s why he calls himself Dr. Its sad desu.

>he's a phd
lmao why do they all do this

might as well make it a party until I do then
godspeed anons, hope you all last a while

Nun, lasst mich erklären.
Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzes Kind.
Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.
Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.
Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio-Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre
Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist.
Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine
Hose. Ich steige aus und frage die Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was
kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wir fahren gemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich ein Messer und
steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der
Hahnrei-Community.
Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt
seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide
kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.
Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon
viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das
auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen
infizieren werden.

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Reminder to invest in propane
Taste the meat not the heat

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threads slowing down

guess a case by case commentary of the common cold isn't that exciting after all.

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SIMT Lombardia (Infectious and Tropical Diseases Italian Society) therapeutic protocol for COVID-19 outbreak in Northern Italy (some drugs to be intended for off-label/compassionate use)

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>put on mask you're not trained for
>have trouble breathing right
>do too short breathes to pass co2 out of the mask
>get dizzy and faint
>slowly suffocate on your own co2
>spasm before the end
>get posted as corona death on twitter
Don't be like this! Learn how to use your mask!

Here is probably hundreds of coronavirus videos the world doesn't want you to see.
archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/?C=S;O=A

Why contain it?

>It's a flu
*China quarantines 50m people*
>It's just a flu bro
*SK/Jap closes public services
>I-it's just a flu bro
*Italy under quarantine*
>I-it's just a flu reee
The time to panic was yesterday
You didn't listen

twitter.com/PhilipWegmann/status/1236415249772937221

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come with me, brother. I shall fuck tenderly

You care enough to post itt

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>2 CONFIRMED CASES IN BULGARIA
2 CONFIRMED CASES IN BULGARIA

Google how that shit is farmed. Feeder

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No, that's stupid. You wouldn't have symptoms for years like HIV if that was the case. HIV develops into AIDS because it kills off immune cells undetected for years.

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The government won't shut shit down because "muh economy!". We're all going to die because of greed...

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I have no training and no transportation, no equipment, should I take my chances at living in the wild? I was checking out this abandoned building in the city today?

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Weird to see Pence ever actually do anything, but when pictures come out you see why. He looks so fucking confused and concerned, least inspirational person they could have chosen for the job.

snippet from company email:

We are aware certain communities of color and ethnicity are being unfairly targeted due to misinformation and fear around COVID-19. This type of behavior is unacceptable in any scenario and especially at where we believe in extending ourselves and working together to create an environment where everyone feels welcome, appreciated and can be themselves. does not tolerate discrimination of any kind. We must all work to create an environment where everyone feels included and a sense of belonging.

Dick's Drive-In on Broadway in Seattle

>2 employees diagnosed with COVID-19 yesterday
>20, one m one f, white
>One was hospitalized a month and a half ago for pneumonia, returned to work
>Sending home any employees that show symptoms of anything
>4 week gestation period
>Tourist trap
>Burgers

Anyone who's eaten here in the last like two months has been exposed fyi. Probably the whole staff has it, regardless of who's showing symptoms.

Seattle's fucked, i already had the coof once about a month ago, who knows if it'll come back.

My source is directly from another employee, as well as the girl who was hospitalized, who posted about it on FB with pics. Not gonna dox her, but I assure you this isn't a larp.

>Adam Gaertner
Literally who

kek i remember my art teacher in school forced us to call her "Dr", her doctorate was in music lol

Story leave out the best part.

They normally have 3-7 deaths in their patients per month. They've had 26 since Feb 19th.

Wow john goodman got fatter

Cringe thread

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Excuse me but I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as "the chink plague" is more formally known as a variety of terms, among them:
>Wu Flu
>Monarch
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>COVID-19
>Coofit-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

Thank you for your attention on this important matter.

Number of residents 3 weeks ago: 120
Number of residents transferred to hospital: 54
Number of deaths since 3 weeks ago: 26
Current number of residents: 63

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was about to comment the same thing.
What use is it to announce a lockdown in advance?

they are all dead user

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Should have done it last week

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we're dead

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BULGARIANS ARE NOT IMMUNE
>BULGARIANS ARE NOT IMMUNE

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interesting

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Where's that youtube stream that always gets the cases first lads?

It's more like it kills the adaptative immune system just like AIDS
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4125530/

Show bob and vagene

Im literally all 3

>Died: 3,569
OMG literally apocalypse

The Dutch have to push and beg and struggle to get tested, all while they're not in quarantine and free to infect others, and when the results are positive for corona they're ordered not to tell anyone.
Obviously this isn't China so there's no real repercussions when they do, it just goes to show how fumbling this government is.
This is how the West is handling this outbreak.

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that's pretty clever ngl

>italian flu
a bit soon. wait for the pope annoucement

Do you have a PhD yourself?

Looks like a cope image created by a low IQ individual.

kek. sad people desu.

>only 45 tests for an epicenter
What the fuck are you doing, 'murrica?

Someone else bake next

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>chinese takeout

Tribble Naughts. Must shot boobs now.

I have this exact chair.

mann bist du aber kantig drauf

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>those last frames
lost

Pick it up off the fucking floor dude jesus

Egypt just jumped from 3 cases to 48

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so it's spreading everywhere uncontrolled at this point. great

thanks based argie for baking

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survival of the fittest. let it play out

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Hey guise,
First hour habbeningfag here. Starting to think this is a whole lot of nothing. It's like a bad flu, given a bad flu doesn't kill newborns and toddlers. Got a couple friends who have it but had nothing but some fever and cough.
The whole paranoia around the disease comes from the people who run our world/medias. Boomers. It's the boomer bomb and they lose their shit.
Why do you keep making these threads again?
The disease is irrelevant until it mutated into something bad which at this point seems unlikely.

What is the best country to flee to bros, for me I'm thinking Iceland
>Island
>White, first world country
>Low population
>Lots of wilderness to flee into if needed

we kinda knew that in february

the cases are from two different cities. we're dead for sure

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no habla engles

will these cartridges (3M Organic Vapor/Acid Gas Cartridge/Filter 60923, P100 Respiratory Protection (Pack of 2) (pack of 2, 60923)): amazon.com/gp/product/B083BBGTB7/ref=ox_sc_act_title_3?smid=A1QZKSFGQN5HY7&psc=1

work on this mask (3M 53P71 Large Dual Cartridge OV/P95 Respirator Assembly): amazon.com/gp/product/B000BQ8DJI/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

?

What's a good source of fat that keeps at room temperature, besides peanut butter, CVG?

I need one more food source for my prep, and I'm light on fat. Only have 3 extra-large jars of PB right now.

Welp I'm in the red zone in Veneto, wish me luck. Got zero prep and I'm out drinking with friends out in town.

po huj ci mleko

this is actually accurate

none. they're just retarded

>No! Not the Bolgar-inos!

best baker

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Is this regional data or whole country?

>BLACK PEOPLE CAN'T GET THIS VIRUS
>THERE IS STILL NO PROOF THAT THEY CAN GET INFECTED
>ALL THE CASES FROM AFRICA AREN'T FROM AFRICANS

REMEMBER THAT

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Is there any chance the virus won't kill you? That you can just walk it off?

America is fucked, you guys have really dropped the ball on this.

spics out

Yay it finally came!

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I don't know about europe, but the US has a serious culture problem. nobody takes anything seriously, so people get in the habit of transferring responsibility to someone else. it's gotten so bad that our institutions are too incompetent to deal with a crisis like this

CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
archive.is/Em4Pj

Where are they getting the 1/200 infection rate from (.5%)? Are they using CCP numbers?

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>Imagine being a colgate so obsessed with Campbell because he cannot achieve a fraction of what campbell did and so he invest all his life spamming every cvg thread with his seething

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=2WnvNLrOVqQ

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news.com.au/world/official-data-from-china-states-a-quarter-of-new-coronavirus-cases-came-from-elsewhere/news-story/6cc48918e658c96ca122fc628d42fd01
>A cruise ship on Egypt’s Nile River with over 150 tourists and local crew was in quarantine Saturday in the southern city of Luxor, as 45 people on board tested positive
>China has said about a quarter of newly confirmed cases and almost all of those outside the epidemic’s epicentre in Wuhan
>were in China’s northwestern Gansu province
>In addition to the growing risks of imported infections, China’s antivirus efforts also face the challenge of trying to get migrant workers back to work by early April.
>So far, 78 million migrant workers, or 60 per cent of the total who left for the Lunar New Year holiday, have returned.
>“I must stress that we’re still at a critical juncture in terms of epidemic prevention and control,” said Yang Wenzhuang, an official of China’s National Health Commission.
archive.is/LWKIT

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just go to work, the virus won't kill you :)
youtube.com/watch?v=XzaDr1xwZe4

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heil’d
I sneezed

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Iceland has the most infections per capita at 50/400k or 1 in 8000

The Best Korea will survive.
They are already on full lockdown, plus everybody laughed at their chuch-he doctrine ( that means that country has to rely on its own resources, being independent from foreign markets. ). Now they can simply lock the borders and use artillery to get everybody off their lawns. WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?

>tfw 141

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That is 6 millions chicks

politics must be one of the worst profession
always shaking hands, hugging poor people, constant conferences to spread it among themselves
makes sense that they are all retarded

Iceland has the largest infection ratio in the world atm

Dude what the fuck, where is that ?

>death
yeah

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Anyone have the video of the little iranian girl dying in the hospital drowning in lung fluid? I need it for...... reasons...

Who's right? Is it a bad flu or is it the big one?

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>Mandate of Heaving
Nice

Will consider adding that one. Definitely will if another strain mutates there.

stop advertising your shit here poof

Cocoanut oil. You can cook with it and use it for fuck lube too.

>70 Life Care Centre employees show symptoms
>"on thursday, the facility received 45 coronavirus tests"

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just a flu bro

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Help a brainlet out here on what that means, does that mean it still could come back even after symptoms have gone away?

Trump pawned off responsibility on him, when shit gets bad he has a scapegoat.

Good fucking girl based Pol.
>USA girls chasing kike Chads.
>USA girls are fucking clueless.

nuts, seeds, dark chocolate, deenz mackerel and other canned fish,

>threads slowing down

Yas Forumsfags dropping like flies from their coronachan.

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>FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
>FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
>FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
>FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
>FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
>FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
>FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
FIRST DEATH IN ARGENTINA
63 year old man who had been traveling in France:
lanacion.com.ar/sociedad/confirman-primer-muerto-coronavirus-argentina-hombre-63-nid2341027#comentarios

Freshly baked user here, I'll take over for the rest of the day. Thank you again for your hard work.

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what?
You want me to buy 40€ organic chickens for my prep or what?

There's still no proof they don't get infected either.

It's just that no one cares about niggers enough to test them when they're sick or dying.

>oh no, not them! this so sad!

My Fernez panoramic gas mask is coming soon, if anyone else owns one can you share your experiences with it?

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archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/?C=S;O=A

Animal section

PRESS F FOR ARGIEBROS
>PRESS F FOR ARGIEBROS

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Pence is pretty believable as a PR person. Dunno if he actually provides any leadership.

praise /cvg/ for telling the truth about this virus. Death to shills

That map isn’t accurate. didn’t colombia have a confirmed case yesterday?

I think prepping SUCKS!

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It's both

Has a PhD in philosophy roflmao! Wake me up when he has a PhD in Virology. You sad Estrella Damn.

You fucks just had to had a happening

Based and Hank Hilled

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mleko?

INDIA FOUND A CURE

>INDIA FOUND A CURE

COW DUNG BATHING

liveleak.com/view?t=uNfqT_1583510405

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Albania apparently, watch out for your kidneys though

Capitalists are preying upon retards. Look at all the prepper threads, if you fell for the meme then just end it all.

RIP argiebro

>watch random press conference from New York
>half the anwsers are repeated in Spanish

Ahahahahaha what the fuck.

>ver conferencia de prensa al azar desde Nueva York
>la mitad de los anwsers se repiten en español

Ajajajajaja qué carajo.

18 more til 106,000

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>Burgers killed by literal burgers
They should PROBABLY test everyone who works there. But they're not. Just sending people with colds.

>4 week contagious incubation period
>Lives on surfaces for 9 days.

Sure hope those teenagers are cleaning the place well, cuz it's a big box with 20 people running around in it.
>Employees start at $18.50/hr
Good pay for superspreading.

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how many anons will be in quarantine zones in two weeks?

Fucking hell. I work at a nursing home

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

nothing is immune, we're likely all infected due to how rapidly this spreads, and the incubation time.

They needed to shut schools and stuff down weeks ago and they aren't even testing yet.
I'm neet but my gf works at a school. I'm watching this unfold with growing horror, not the least of it caused by the stupidity and ineptitude of those in charge and how they are handling everything. Yes, they all dropped the ball on this. There is blood on their hands. I hope people will remember that

Their people starve at a faster rate than any bioweapon could do

"Do not fear what you are about to suffer. Behold, the devil is about to throw some of you into prison, that you may be tested, and for ten days you will have tribulation. Be faithful unto death, and I will give you the crown of life." - Revelation 2:10

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>Argentina
infobae.com/sociedad/2020/03/07/confirman-la-primera-muerte-por-coronavirus-en-argentina/

First death by coronavirus in Argentina: he was a man who had traveled to France and was hospitalized in the Argerich

milsh

anyone know the age breakdown for WA state deaths? How many of them were from the old people's home?

Losing to Albania? Shame on you Bulgaria, you were so close.

First Argentine death. South America must burn.

Wow that’s literally me

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OHNONONONO NO
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GONE WITH WARMER TEMPERATURES LIKE THE FLU BRO

this virus wouldn't even be half as scary if the government wasn't full retard and feeding people 3 week old info and only covering about 10% of the info that is important and readily available

boomer retards only listen to the state sanctioned broadcast which currently is akin to watching from your window to see if there is a storm rather than using the plethora of tech equipment to look further ahead

That’s to do with lysogeny I think
t. fellow brainlet

>OH NO!
>IT'S LIKE, IT'S LIKE...
>IT'S THE CHICKOHCAUST!

Nuts and seeds encourage viral infections.

Still here?
Thought you were sick.of all this?

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It's really happening isnt it anons

Good thread for collecting

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The regular flu took the like of 8000 people in France alone this season. It's literally just a flu with a high mortality with older men. It's like the feminist dream, no need to worry.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

i thought blacks were immune

You will soon be sucking for preps.

but but the stocks!!

that looks comfy is that your property?

And so shall I

checked. feel bad for anyone who got scammed into buying some expensive mask on the internet. total opportunist scam.

>dark chocolate

Well, I guess I made a good call on ordering 5 lbs from amazon. I just have to spay the package with bleach and let it sit for a day before opening.

>► Detected: 105,982 ► Died: 3,569
>When the reality gets so bad that we don't even need to type in bullshit made up numbers like was still the case not long ago

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8087031/Supermarkets-begin-RATIONING-Tesco-limits-pasta-baked-beans-hand-sanitiser.html

O fuck can I plz see ur dick???

:)

it really is

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NO TURKIC BROTHERS

TRUST TENGRI

THEY WILL BE FALSE DETECTS

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OH NO NO THE FRUIT BATS ARE COOOOOOOMING

>this virus wouldn't even be half as scary if the government wasn't full retard and feeding people 3 week old info and only covering about 10% of the info that is important and readily available
>boomer retards only listen to the state sanctioned broadcast which currently is akin to watching from your window to see if there is a storm rather than using the plethora of tech equipment to look further ahead
this

ITS GETTING REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

S

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Fuck working at nursing homes. You catch a niche super bug every fucking six months, no matter how careful you are. Corona-chan ups the stakes even more.

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I'll marry you. Come to US and live in my bunker and make beautiful Anglo-Pol babies.

independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-italy-doctors-intensive-care-deaths-a9384356.html

We are literally fucked.

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I volunteer as tribute. I would feel safer knowing everyone is being quarantined.

throw a shrimp on the barbie for me

nah but it's fun to pretend.

F

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Are these better than plain old guaifenesin (mucinex)?

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Never thought I'd say that but... based Muslim.

AN ATTENDEE AT CPAC TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

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China last month
They couldn't move them or sell them so the most cost effective thing is this

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F

ok brainlet

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How likely is da bakken to get gook flu outbreak? I know it's rural up here but there are a shit ton of international immigrants here for some god awful reason.

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO FUCKING DAYS
IT'S TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Collect these then
archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Infected_or_Dead/

Yup i Just became vegetarian

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Just laughing at tards don't worry about it.

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>America
>Risk of global pandemic
>Instead of telling cruises to cancel all travels tell them to do their "best"
>muh economy

Is it normie acceptable to wear respirators at airports yet?
Have to fly next week with several connections.

It's just a flu, bro.

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Twitter is mourning a fucking dog

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Just look at these numbers. 1000 more cases in Italy in under 24 hours. WE ARE FUCKING FUCKED! GET SUPPLIES NOW!

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OH FOR THE LOVE GOD!!! WHY NOT CHILE FIRST!!!!!!

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Yes. Never thought i'd live to see it, or not.

Why the hell is the 'recovered' still being used at this time? Have they confirmed that the patients are healthy and going back to their daily lives again?

whats this for tho?

Bulgaria reports first 2 cases of coronavirus

This is less than the 20% I expected when going by chinese numbers

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Why don't you hatch a few eggs and keep them in your backyard? Just treat them like living beeings and pet from time to time. Infinite eggs = infinite barter

Imagine if everyone realized this shit causes organ damage in survivors
We'd already be in endstage zombie apocalypse now
Chinks wouldn't get beaten, they'd get shot on sight

it's over guys, it's just over... our world is collapsing

torontosun.com/news/national/chaudhri-coronavirus-threatens-the-workplace
>The possible level of disruption we may see in the workplace is unprecedented.
>While some industries may not allow for it, working from home can protect most employers from massive business disruption if employees cannot attend work due to illness or exposure to Coronachan. (If you have coronachan you WILL work from home)
>Forcing employees to come to work during major disruptions can be fatal to business and employee morale.
>Employers should be careful to mandate employees working from home that aren’t exhibiting symptoms
>create a short-term policy that requires all employees who have recently travelled to work from home for a period, with pay, following travel
>If you mandate all employees to stay at home, you will be required to pay employees until they return to work
>While not ideal, tolerance in the workplace is critical. If employees are not client facing, wearing a mask should be of no real consequence and accommodated
>Employee anxiety is at an all-time high
archive.is/WF5Ub

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why?

Based.

>implying I'm the BNO news website manager
Complain to BNO bro, I have only this as reliable map.

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>70 workers infected
>send residents to other places
We are absolutely fucked

x1000

Yeah

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might wanna include this where italian doctors tell about what's going on and how they're seeing an increase in young ppl needing hospitalization
>independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-italy-doctors-intensive-care-deaths-a9384356.html

maybe also (pic related)
youtube.com/watch?v=NxmJaXsl56g#t=3m58

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>Argentine Francophile
Good riddance

Los Angeles resident who returned from AIPAC diagnosed with coronavirus.

LA user here. I will be 100%. The real question is when do the riots start?

pretty based not afraid to admit it

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>be me
>poorfag
>live in the city
>next to no survival skills
>no clue how to prep, definitely too late to start now with all the premade supplies having run out
>couldn't even afford to prep with how little extra i have
>overweight with a poor immune system
>rarely go outside though
am I gonna make it? is it even possible for me to survive this, bros?

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Didnt read but based and redpilled

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NOOOOOOOOO MOLDOBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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Lads, I’ve just gotten some dry cough and some slight body ache and chills. It’s fucking over for me. Rebuild a better world once it’s all said and done.

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this is going to end in disaster in America. americans are too whiny to deal with disaster, we're going to see nurses and doctors quit as soon as it gets tough, we're going to see people not listening to the authorities because they don't believe it's serious. it's going to be bad if this spreads everywhere

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ESTUVO EN EL PUTO ARGERICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y LO DIAGNOTISCARON DESPUES DE MUERTO!
ESTAMOS MUERTOS!

Normies still think it's the common cold, unironically.

>hey user we are going out tommorow, you going?
>yeah idk about that, corona and shit
>lol its just a flu bro, come on what are you scared
had a conversation go like this yesterday
why are normalfags like this

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How many do you have?

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I'm in bakersfield, how bad do you expect shit to get?

How large is your collection by now ? Take your pic

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>Man gets infected in Drenthe
>GGD says no risk at all for his colleagues because he hasn't been symptomatic
>Second man at job gets infected
>GGD: "not sure if he got it from colleague
>Third and fourth man infected at the same comapny
>GGD: "OOPS. But the company can still stay open as long as people with symptoms stay at home

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No, they don't. They are used to having no supply chains for decades. Degenerate amerimutt landwhales will starve by the millions though when your supply chains break. Imagine the smell.

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nah you're fucked dude sorry. just enjoy vidya for now and live in the moment.

Holy fuck

AAAAAGHHH

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And when the second to last person dies, poor BNO guy can finally lay down and rest.

what a n*gger

>Germany: 800
It was 66 a week ago

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Don't go you brainlet. All european airports are literal deathtraps at this point in time, call in sick or cancel your shit right now

>tfw our boomers still aren't cancelling their Italy holidays

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Tastes good I guess

lol

Freshly baked bread:

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I think it is, thank God after over a decade of fake happenings

Do you know there was a ban on chinese chicken, and vice versa cause of the bird flu?
It just expired, but now corona has probably cancelled this.
That video has to be disposal of bird flue chickens.

F

Enjoy thick salt for the relax:

youtube.com/watch?v=D8O68kIpSjI

Get in the mood, and follow the advice:

To shit, and carry on.

youtube.com/watch?v=kz2fO4iIby8

Then we deserve what is coming

cont. from last thread. someone asked for progressions of symptons. brit who was talking about having seizures

">went to london for meeting
>came home very tired and went to bed
>had high temp and couldn't sleep, fluctuating hot/cold (only lasted an hour or two)
>nothing for few days
>started to get a VERY tickly cough. tickling feeling constantly present. not unlike any other tickly cough really. one of those that's so tickly your body basically forces you to cough to stop it from tickling.
>lasted 2 and a half weeks, coughing like clockwork every 10-15 mins, maybe even more frequently than that.
>sometimes coughing so hard it caused an intense headache in the forehead. felt like coughing had busted a nerve or something. headache always short lived (5mins or so) but always very intense.
>constant tickling stopped, and instead started to tickle more rarely and sporadically (every 30-45 min or so)
>desire to cough always lingering but not so tickly that have no choice but to cough
>coughs much worse now however. coughing until entirely breathless. quite literally gasping deeply for air whilst coughing (and not getting much air in, like tube is shrunk or something - think of what it's like to try and breath immediately after you've thrown up - just like that)
>lost my voice. voice has been hoarse for over a week, showing little sign of coming back as still coughing hard.
>coughing is now less frequent than it has been at any stage, but sometimes i'm coughing to such an extent that my lungs are totally empty of air, and still trying to cough. sorta fades out with 4-5 mini-coughs as my breath runs out, and then i'm passing out into seizure. this has happened 4 times now. pretty sure todays seizure was +20 seconds
>seizure is weird, hard to describe, it's almost dream-like, and then you suddenly "snap-back". full body tingle and dizzyness of mind for a few seconds after before returning to "normal"

can I move in? 100% white btw.

see

The US really escalated fast

U.S. Navy has reported its first case amongst its personnel overseas

news.usni.org/2020/03/07/u-s-sailor-in-naples-has-navys-first-known-coronavirus-case

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agreed

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Congourbanita master race, RIP Capital

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avian flu probably

Is there a map/table showing outbreak not just by bundesland but city etc.?

odds of it being jewish 99%

many more untested cases

Do you realise that happen if goverment shut down everything?
It would be worse than this overhyped nothingburger of a virus.
Just google how many people were killed by hong kong flu

I'm on mobile now, plus the folder has sone non Corona-Chan images, but I've counted over 60 with variants recently

There was an infected man at CPAC.
Trump, Pence, half the Republicans in the USA, Netanyahu and Bolsonaro's son are all infected.
It's over.

fugg :DD
What games do you recommend, faggots?

You're probably talking about how the virus has the capacity to hide in the nervous system. So basically it kills your T cells, can into hiding while some other pathogen can infect you (there was a paper on a certain bacteria associated with the acute pneumonia, didn't save it as it wasn't peer reviewed though), and if that didn't kill you then it has the ability to come back and destroy you via Antibody-dependent enhancement (ie using your immune system against you)

because "aminals" are innocent

Rice, beans, water, multivitamins, lighters.

how many deaths the spanish flu had at this point?,it doesn't looks as that level of serious

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nobody in germany has even died, sk has like 24 deaths meanwhile italy looks like iran.

>we're going to see nurses and doctors quit as soon as it gets tough

Same here starting this week I reckon.

the closest apostles of jesus were jewish; that means whatever you're talking about is something good

Oṃ Tāre Tuttāre Ture Svāhā

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I've got 151 so far. Too lazy to take a pic. I only collect the cute ones.

>strain mutates here
oh boi it will

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and you're not calling the emergency services why?

If you are in the nursing education filed (who will teach the nurse how to do their job), have a degree in pharmacology and a certificate in tropical diseases you're not allowed to educate anyone?
You're the most dump moron in circulation right now. If you want to change the oil of you car what do you do? Do you wait until a Ferrari engineer come do it?

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bild.de has it by kreis

Source on that being Wuhan's military flag?

Seems likely to be bullshit.

Only 3 countries left uninfected in Europe:
Albania
Cyprus
Montenegro

Corona-chan is about to conquer Europe.
Latin America is next.

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In 272 hours there will be no cruise ship industry. Rubio wasted his time.

And this is exactly the type on national scholastic ethic that was imparted onto the students who came to other universities which allowed them to cheat, and kept passing them in their undergraduate and graduate classes to keep that money rolling in, and then those graduates went back to China, and didn't know what the fuck they were doing when they were given the responsibility of building and maintaining their country's first level 4 BioLab in China.

It depends how empty stores get/how strict quarantine is. Cops already had to go to a Costco here a couple days ago over fucking water. If essentials get scarce and they try to keep people in their homes, then we’re going to see some shit. Especially if cops start getting quarantined

>implying the govt. here wasn't just lying or shit at testing people
we probably have much more than that, I wouldn't be suprised if it's the same for Albania

FUCK YOU CHINA

And one of the fuckers betrayed him for shekels. So explain.

I have inside knowledge that Jim has the virus. No more streams for a while. Get better jimbo.

After America burns, burger. Enjoy your inevitable economic collapse

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IF you have family that lives in the country, and IF you literally packed up your shit and left right this fucking minute to live there from now on?
maybe

hello Iran 2.0

ok.
Did you know that flu also has several strains, and that after survlving first strain, you can get infected by next one?

I'm certainly never going to eat a big hole full of baby chicks again if that's how they're prepared..

20% were severe and critical cases. People who needed ventilators were classified as critical and they were 5% in China. Severe cases were people who needed less invasive oxygen treatment than a ventialtor (masks and shit) and people with rapidly deteriorating pneumonia.

>Has a PhD in philosophy
Oh god
No you thick fuck. That's what PhD means
His PhD is in teaching bioscience

kek

In the la paper they have a homelessness section

>your country on jews

Gta4 games for windows live edition, Sin City 4

jerma dates a chinky flu

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Do you have one Goddamn Peer reviewed source to back that up?

literally nothing will happen

it's just numbers. not real. are you scared of numbers? how many people irl did you see dying today? see. nothing to worry about. you have to get off the internet for some time and look at the sun. everything will be fine.
(if we die, we'll be in frog land where happy apus catch butterflies and get their faces hit to a pulp)

Didn't it just. Saying that I expect UK to be at 400 plus on Monday.

i dont think all hospitalized need intensive care, as far as i know 15% are hospitalized and 5% need intensive care, but italy having 10% in intensive care is insane

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>First death in Latin America
Take that Brazil and Mexico our hospital are the worse in the region bar none!

This. He could sell cars easily.

Saved and underrated.

waow.

Mleko ma 34g białka na litr debilu (und kalorie)

creased. damn it dude hahaha

>it doesn't looks as that level of serious

I must remember you that the spanish flu was in 1918 when the technology wasn't perfect.

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>then we’re going to see some shit. Especially if cops start getting quarantined
Sounds like a Nike shortage is also coming

>nobody in germany has even died
They are hiding the deaths.

Your shit is all retarded