Collect 1300$ neetbux every month

>collect 1300$ neetbux every month
>live at mommy's house for free
>smoke weed, drink, and play WoW all day
>occasionally brought Tendies™ as a sign of respect
>watch all the poos and chinks drive to work every morning, laugh when I hear them honking in the heat of the rat race

h-have I made it?

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>Parents die from depression
>No where to live
>Become a bum on the streets

yes!
Wagie wagie in a cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy
NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school
Wagie trapped and wagie dies
NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries

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imagine being happy that you're a parasite

You could easily move out with that much money faggot

neet can always live with cousins and aunt/uncle you asshurt boomer.

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Based

I fucking hate traffic, I'm so glade I don't have to sit through that anymore. Live free fren.

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look who's talking

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He inherits the house if parents die.

no you can't. average housing today is 250k!!! and back in your boomer era it was 12k. ignorant baby boomer fuck.

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>dependent on welfare
>mommy will pass away some day and you will be alone
>waste years smoking, drinking and playing vidya
>laugh at other people with families, working to make society function, and building up funds for retirement
You haven't made it. You're surviving, so you think you're safe. And by the time you realize how much you've fucked up your life in this little rut by not working, not having a family (so you die alone), and not making enough money to build savings to sustain yourself as you age, by the time you realize how much you've fucked up there is nothing you can do about it. You can't get the time back wasted on vidya, smoking and drinking. All you will have is bitterness and regret.

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>posts with natsoc flag
>unironically would be killed by actual natsoc for being a degenerate parasite
pathetic whi*e bois at it again

>laugh at other people with families, working to make society function, and building up funds for retirement
Who gives a fuck about society. Men are brought up to be wage slaves and then die at an early age while women take more taxes and live longer. Fuck that, I'm enjoying my youth before I statically die early.

This. Short term pleasure has to be paid for bitterly in the long term.

Yes I'm sure you're making the most of your youth

Thank goodness i don't look like this. also you would be unironically killed by rednecks with that nigger flag

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cozy existence if you've given up on being respectable

keep coping whi*e boi

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I wake up with a smile on my face and do whatever I want without some work slaver telling me what to do and where I should be. Can you say the same?

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with what?

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also you're from r/hapas

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>and play WoW all day
was based until you posted this

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How is your depression

Wrong again wagie. The neet inherits the house. If the parents so choose to give it to another family member rather than their own birthed child then will pay the consequences of shunning the face of god, For a child is a piece of god or the all, Whatever you want to call it.

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>African flag
False flagging some Asians isn’t making u look any better Nigel.

Lmao 1300? Ill make that In a day or two

not to mention if parents cast the NEET out of the nest parents will face wrath of NEET style sabotage and indirect attacks from a homeless NEET,

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I mean if I was sure I was set and comfy I would have prolly done the same so I can't hate too much. Glad I wasn't though and had to learn a trade. Found a niche and I enjoy going to work everyday. I also like having a house I worked and paid for along with a family. Maybe you'll grow up before it's too late, kiddo.

most NEETS are too far gone, good on you for carving out a base

You became like the nigger OP.

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for what? you will still be unhappy

when society collapses neets will all be raped, killed, or enslaved. they are the weakest so it's only natural. autistically screaming about wagies won't prevent whats coming to you.

Disgrace of a man, wallow in your pestilence and filth, allow your genes to vanish.

lots of people can't consider yourself lucky, build your base, or take over one like a NEET, path of least resistance

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>Maybe you'll grow up before it's too late, kiddo.
It's funny that you assume I'm not already established. I worked in trades, I saved up money and now I work for myself. I'm done doing jobs and destroying my bodies so CEO john can make his record 250k in a year. But keep living that american dream. I'm sure you will eventually pay off that 400k house in your lifetime.

NEETS are only taken advantage of a broken system, The truly awoken man does not follow the rules of society. He knows that human rules are but human constraints that don't matter in the universe. The only laws the apply or matter are the laws of the universe.

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You abuse the system and build not upon it much like a nigger.

Neets have a mental disorder, they're too autistic to go out and get a job, if they are invited to an interview you can bet they won't even turn up. They're in denial that they could actually be having a life, like people who have a functional brain and aren't parasites to everyone around them. Fucking Autistic Parasites.

Furthermore, Soon our society will be swept away like sand on a beach. Dust flowing into the nothingness. Our society does not matter, What matters is your own self advancement. You cannot advance yourself when you have no time to do so.

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this is 100% true

The system isn't real or meaningful to begin with, It's fake. Taxation doesn't even matter, The world and human society does not matter.

amen!

preach brother preach!!! love it!

Can you explain to me how you get neetbux? Do you have to get diagnosed as autistic or disabled in some way?

I am a perfectly healthy and normal person with a jon & a STEM degree but the lifestyle you've described sounds a lot better than 40hrs of wageslaving each week.

>not having a family (so you die alone)
That's bullshit. You're deceiving yourself.

there is a war on the NEET life, this is how I support my troops

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>claims to be a NEET
>claims to work for themself

pick one

And even furthermore, I do not want to wait until the next life wherever that may be to continue my progress. Human existence is trivial. The pendulum swings ever closer to balance. What must come up must come down, What swings to the left must swing to the right, The law of rhythm. We are simply seeing the much needed counterbalance with coronavirus, humans are feeling the effect of what it has caused. For me personally, I know human mortal constraints are trivial, I do not worry about satisfying the physical because it is not as important as the mind. When you are a NEET you have hours upon hours to meditate and practice thought control, To gain wisdom and knowledge from the resources available that you will find and Hermes intended humans to find.

>Who gives a fuck about society. Men are brought up to be wage slaves and then die at an early age while women take more taxes and live longer. Fuck that, I'm enjoying my youth before I statically die early.
Good perspective. I agree. Men are slaves. Don't be a slave.

Enlighten yourself, this is no path for a men to walk.

You can either dwell in your misery and insist that nothing you do matters or you can take responsibility for your own life and realize that everything you do matters.

Oh boi is salty. Stop lying and accept your reality.

Why would you give your own life to some psychotic asshole when you can live for yourself?Having the opportunity of sugar coated slavery doesn't make you a quality person faggot.

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thinly veiled cope thread if i ever saw one

Just remember to wipe down your mother with disinfectant daily.

Normies and especially boomers carry disease.

you should write a book for us NEETS you can make a following

Human existence does not matter, The physical does not matter. You have much to learn. I choose to be a NEET because I will it. I choose because I can. I have the power to choose my own path hence I am taking responsibility. Caring about human society is trivial, It is a learning experience you must learn, I already have. When you stop caring about the physical, You will realize less is more, And that this human concept of "responsibility" does not exist.

How do you get that much in Canada? I though it was lower? Do you have a family or something?

I personally never said I was a neet, I just agree working as a wage slave is shit.

lol What do I need to lie for? I'm the happies I've been since I was a kid. I can go out right now and buy all the shit I've ever wanted without worrying about money. Well, don't be late to the plantation, I mean, work on monday goy.

remember to spade and neuter your siblings so they don't procreate, dirty little fuckers

This happened to my family. They left my brother and I each a house next to each other.
He commited insurance fraud and stole 25k from me when they passed, it lasted him just under 3 years.
He didn t pay the property taxes, if I didn t pay them he would be a bum on the street.
I got him a job last summer but he didn t take it and tried to get on welfare instead. They didn't give him any, said they didn t think he was trying to find a job.
He only leaves the house to pick up cigarette butts late at night.
I ve been leaving food on his step for the last two years but now I'm only leaving a loaf of bread and 1/4 lb of margarine every two or three days (1600 cal, 800 cal a day).
Eventually he s gonna an hero.

I read only the defeated words of a man in need of guidance. I only wish I was wise enough to help you.
Please pay heed to this man's wisdom for he helped me when I too was like the nigger.

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>live meaningless life of consumption
>have I made it

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Those who are open will listen.
"The man who hath Mind in him, let him learn to know that he himself is deathless."
What is the meaning of life? Silence, My brother.