Why are people buying so much toilet paper?

What else are you going to build destructible cover and forts for your nerf battles out of?

Boomers go through a lot of TP. It's all those shitty burgers they eat.

Coronavirus is transmissal from fecal matter.
How is that going to go with your family when you have a dozen poo rags in your bathroom. These idots are actual right to be enough for several months

I'll stockpile some too, no way I'll have time to shower my ass hole everytime I take a shit. People start going full panic here, so I don't want to not be able to wipe my ass because those retards can't behave.

they played to much oregon trail.

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>2 years worth of tp
>Forgot to buy food

how are you gonna flush the shit if there is no water ?

They're all constipated though.

Why are they buying regular paper instead of wet one? Do they expect to tap water being available?

If the grid goes out, you have bigger problems. The real issue is that if you think that the grid is going to go out, you have bigger concerns than how you wash your ass.

I mean it vaguely makes sense if you'll have your utilities but be stuck at home unable to shop, but these days most of the people with enough liquid to hoard toilet paper have the basic means to have toilet paper delivered to their doorstep anyway.

Throw it out the window like the good ol days.

Underrated

shart insurance, duh

possibly using it at the very moment you see them

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My boomer dad told me he wraps the TP around his finger and jams it in to break up the log jams. Quality conversations.

You can make a bidet out of a disposable water bottle

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Your dad is gay

Imagine being so stupid you can’t use water to clean out your asshole. As far as shitrags go just do it like the beaners and have a shitrag bucket next to the toilet lines with walmart bags and throw em out daily or burn them

It’s going to be a s*#t show!

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Train your body to take a shit in the morning before your shower. I did this years ago. I wake up and browse the news while I shit. Then I take a shower and go to work. You can never fully clean your asshole with toilet paper and that disgusted me enough to never put myself in that position.

Lmao

Where do you get your water, from your limited drinking water supply?

get hand bidet, never suffer mudbutt again

Why would you use drinking water to clean your asshole? Are all leafs this stupid or just you?

Because they think they are going have food to eat

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If you're not allowed to leave your house and the water stops working, they better have armed forces stopping people because nobody is staying inside

They assume that the water will stay on

If the water goes out retard, people were buying large jugs of water.

i watch my neighbor across the street get food and amazon delivered daily sometimes 2-3xs a day. I dont need to hoard he does it for me of shit hits the fan (literally) hes a goner and now I have 2 houses one which is full of stuff

It's litterally a meme to stock up on it, but because everyone is hoarding it, everyone else shits themselves when they realize there is no more toilet paper left, so they panic buy it. Same thing with respirators, one person buys one then two, and now everyone is jumping on them because they don't want to be left out.

Am I the only one that use dry TP and then whet wipes?

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Why do amerisharts need so much TP?

why are you assuming he doesn't have a gun? with your attitude it's likely you'd be the goner in a fan shitting environment

You don't need clean water to scrub your dirty ass. Find a river or stream

Stockpiling TP makes sense if you have a family with 2+ kids. You'll go through a roll every couple of days and it's the one item that is usual cause to go to the store for.

because underdeveloped countries dont have bidets and ""clean"" their asses with paper walking around with smelly assholes till they can take a shower

too much taco bell and mcshartalds

they're getting meme'd on by the fearmongering of the Big Toilet Paper industry. the big TP jew fears the outdoor shitter

>go out and find a river during a pandemic

Bidets are for losers. What you gonna clean with that drip? You need direct shower on your butthole and soaped hand to be a king of fresh.

Someone loadeda shit-tier doomsday prepper guide short video on facebook a few weeks ago. guy argued that for the average person, it's best to make sure you have everyday necessities such as paper towel, toilet paper, bottled water and board games on hand. Throughout other items, kept going back to TP, "DID YOU REMEMBER TP YET?" the whole time.

This meme'd, and now has spread as fact. Know what's difficult? Having enough food to need TP.

just TP < TP and wetwipe < handbidet

I'm considering getting a "smart toilet seat" which retrofits magical Japanese space toilet capabilities to standard loos, Corona-chan stockpiling has really brought home just how much TP I get through and it's pretty wasteful, especially as a bidet / dryer would also clean better. They're like £300 but it seems worth it in the long run.

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because american are LOADED with absurd amounts of greasy, toxic, shit

t.american

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>no way I'll have time to shower my ass hole everytime I take a shit.

Megadose Vitamin C
Then you don't need toilet paper, and can water-shart in the shower.

This guy gets it.

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I got a shit load of toilet paper. When society breaks down I'll wrap my whole body in toilet paper. You'll be begging me for some tp. But first you must wipe my ass for me. Be a good boy and wipe my ass everytime I take a shit. Then you can use that to wipe your ass. They'll call me the toilet paper king. All will fear me. And you'll be powerless, with a smelly shitty asshole

>You can make a bidet out of a disposable water bottle
Or just buy a smartbidet

Burgers dont know how to wipe. My family uses one of those big packs of toilet paper about every year.

I haven’t used paper since I switched to these, ass is way cleaner and I’m not supporting the Jews

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In the film, it's no longer Taco Bell that one the franchise wars. It's now Pizza Hut. Not a mandela effect though. You can see the actors still saying Taco Bell and it's been dubbed over.

I am just going to shit on the ground outside if the government tries to make me stay home all say then I will drag my ass through the grass like a dog. go ahead and try to stop me because the minute this shit goes south I will be packing 9mm at all times

Wow 9mm. Good luck nigger

But why toilet paper?

Wash your arse with soap and water.
Thank me later burger bro

>have 6 months of toilet paper while NEET retards have to wipe with their hands
>muh low IQ

How long till designated street shitting ?

>lol just shit up your shower drain
This website is full of disgusting incels

because they've heard everyone else is buying it

Dunno. No shortage at my walmart. Assholes like in your pic hoarding cause the empty shelves

>6 months toilet paper
>2 weeks food

We wipe our ass with dry paper here. If you ate American food youd realize your shots are so liquid you dont need water to wipe.