/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1713

► Detected: 105,966 ► Died: 3,569

>NEWS
Italian party leader infected, ate in Chinese restaurant in solidarity
archive.is/E1J6b

New York declares state of emergency
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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Italy to put northern region into lockdown
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Patient who died left waiting 6 hours by NHS
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>RESEARCH
Virus affects blood circulation
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
WHO says Italy testing too many people
archive.is/O7rct

WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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CDC refused to test infected man
archive.is/L9gFN

China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
archive.is/S1vBE

>LATEST CASES
21:09: 1 new case in Los Angeles County, California, United States.
20:59: 4 new cases in Brazil. All are travel-related.
20:35: 3 new cases in Portugal.
20:29: First case in Moldova. Patient was taken to hospital after arriving on a flight from Italy.
20:15: 1 new case in Charlotte County, Florida, United States.
19:59: 3 new cases in Northern Ireland.
19:25: 21 new cases in Greece.

>MORE
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rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Fallzahlen.html
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/nCoV.html
twitter.com/JamesAshcroftMD/status/1236052183394721792?s=20
dhss.delaware.gov/dhss/dph/epi/2019novelcoronavirus.html
gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-psychiatry
youtube.com/watch?v=GEU-Bk0gMi4
independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-italy-doctors-intensive-care-deaths-a9384356.html
thesun.co.uk/news/11043648/coronavirus-15-minutes-2-metres-signs/
twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1236370116226330624
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>LATEST CHANGES
China +100 (+28) S. Korea +448 (+5) Italy +1,247 (+36) Iran +1,076 (+21) France +296 (+7) Spain +102 (+2) USA +83 (+4) Germany +130 Japan +41 Switzerland +54 UK +45 Netherlands +60 Belgium +60 Sweden +24 Norway +29 Singapore +8 Malaysia +10 Bahrain +25 Austria +15 Australia +11 Greece +21 Kuwait +3 Canada +6 Iraq +8 Thailand +2 Iceland +5 Egypt +33 India +3 Lebanon +6 Denmark +6 Czechia +2 Portugal +8 Vietnam +3 Algeria +2 Finland +4 Ireland +1 Palestine +3 Brazil +4 Ecuador +1 Russia +1 Georgia +4 Romania +4 Croatia +1 Qatar +1 Slovenia +4 S. Arabia +2 Philippines +1 Poland +1 N. Zealand +1 Hungary +1 Afghanistan +3 Malta +3 Slovakia +2 Cambodia +1 Maldives +2 S. Africa +1 Moldova +1 Paraguay +1 Total +4,020 (+103)

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 07.03.

>130 NEW INFECTIONS:

>800 TOTAL INFECTIONS

last update: 07.03.
source: worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>FIRST PATIENT AT RISK OF DEATH (06.03.)
Corona-patient in intensive care in Münster had previously been administered immuno-supressants for organ transplant.

>RKI reports:
+261 = 795 cases
updated: 07.03. 14:00 GMT
cases between 2 and 99 years old, median 42 years
updated: 06.03.
sex is known in 148 cases: 57% men
updated: 03.03.

>07.03.
>German Virologists: Possible Corona-wave during next fall. Corona might visit us every year. Majority of population will get infected.
Saarland: 3rd case: woman, 65, infected in France
Austria: Customs stopps traveling bus with 21000 smuggled masks at border, 4 drivers and 3 passangers wanted to go from turkey to germany.
Berlin: 94 bottles of disinfectant stolen from police-academy
Berlin: 28 infected, 1 policeman infected, up to 100 policemen might need to be quarantined
Member of WDR-media-council infected
WDR reports: Most communes in NRW reported only a few new infections on saturday, Heinsberg is the exception with 63 new infections.
NRW: 200 pupils from Münster and Gelsenkirchen, returning from Italy, in home-quarantine.
source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

PREVIOUS REPORT ON GERMANY:
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INFORMATION ON ADE, 2 SARS-CoV-2 STRAINS AND REINFECTION:
pastebin.com/EWvhqN3k

>MAP OF INFECTIONS IN GERMANY:
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>NUMBERS FROM RKI:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Fallzahlen.html
>MORE INFO FROM RKI:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/nCoV.html

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Important advice if you need to use a public toilet bros

twitter.com/JamesAshcroftMD/status/1236052183394721792?s=20

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we're all fucked

WHEN IS THIS SHIT GONNA BE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,652 (3,070) ► International 25,314 (499): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Italy 5,883 (233) Iran 5,823 (145) France 949 (16) D. Princess 696 (6) Spain 503 (10) Japan 461 (6) USA 402 (19) Switzerland 268 (1) UK 209 (2) Netherlands 188 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 74 (2) Iraq 54 (4) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 6 (1) Germany 800 Belgium 169 Sweden 161 Norway 156 Singapore 138 Malaysia 93 Bahrain 85 Austria 81 Greece 66 Kuwait 61 Canada 60 Iceland 50 Egypt 48 UAE 45 India 34 Lebanon 28 Denmark 27 Czechia 21 Israel 21 Portugal 21 Vietnam 20 Algeria 19 Finland 19 Ireland 19 Palestine 19 Brazil 17 Oman 16 Ecuador 14 Russia 14 Georgia 13 Romania 13 Croatia 12 Qatar 12 Slovenia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Argentina 8 S. Arabia 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 Poland 6 N. Zealand 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Afghanistan 4 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 Slovakia 3 Cambodia 2 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 S. Africa 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

FACKEN CROCS MATE

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Do NOT use public toilets under any circumstances! Shit in the bushes if you have to.

this is the new norm
memory-hole it

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>america

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SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - Namefags and Tripfags are cancer

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The fuck happened to him?

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how's your state holding up. Delaware here, still in the clear!

dhss.delaware.gov/dhss/dph/epi/2019novelcoronavirus.html

Why the fuck is Pence the one holding these conferences? Where the fuck is Trump? Such a lazy stupid bastard.

>0 black deaths

AY AY YUH

AFRICANS CAN'T GET THIS VIRUS

AFRICANS CAN'T GET THIS VIRUS!

AFRICANS CAN'T GET THIS VIRUS!

You did stock up... Right?

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I wish that I could turn back time

detain by chinese communist party. condition unknown

Would you inject yourself with corona if you got offered 100k dollars?

How soon until Trump bugs out to Camp David?

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He bought cheats and now hacks on DayZ

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Face it guiz even if the elites and governments didnt make the virus they have done many other things that warrant their extermination.
When each user reaches the point of no return the target is the bloodlines that is their only weakness.
They are targeting ours so it's only fair to target theirs.
the new world can be built by us.
or their status quo we control world we'll be forced into.

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NRW LOCKDOWN TOMORROW
NRW LOCKDOWN TOMORROW
NRW LOCKDOWN TOMORROW
NRW LOCKDOWN TOMORROW
NRW LOCKDOWN TOMORROW
NRW LOCKDOWN TOMORROW

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when 1/6th of the world is dead, as it is written

Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

He’s golfing before dinner with Bolsonaro later this evening

seriously

CHRIS CHAN HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH CORONA VIRUS! CORONA CHAN HAS INVADED THE CITY OF CWCVILLE!!!!

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>fap
>raise white blood cell count and boost inmune system
>get killed by the cykotine storm even harder

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>In Hope of a Full Shut Down of NRW
Grand this Post with Magic Nummbers, KeK.

yes

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Is this how the boomers die?

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ladies and gentlemen please take your seats, I am about to make a statement.

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 13 (THIRTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 13 (THIRTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 13 (THIRTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE ALMOST AT THE END OF THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION. YOU ALMOST MADE IT.
YOU MAY HAVE MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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1/3 infected, 1/3 dead, 1/3 safe

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what the fuck is a ding dong and where do i get one?

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SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan! She wouldn't be the buxom beauty she is today without them!

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dead most likley, killed by the CCP

Don't worry lads, providing you masturbate you will get through this pandemic.

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>yfw AIPAC infection vector wipes out half of american politicians and lobbyists

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yes.
boomercaust now.

Anyone else just absolutely baffled by the fact we’re in a pandemic of the highest order and normies are in denial and governments are more concerned with short term economic growth
I knew we were fucking stupid but god damn

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>No deaths
My nose smells something jewy

>mfw I still hear friends saying its nothing serious and that we shouldn't be worried
>most of north of Italy is now quarantined
>I live in one of the quarantined cities

When will they learn??

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Peru has 5 more cases.

quads say yes. the world is looking better already

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You gonna say it?

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>taking antipsychotics by choice
Did you notice that it literally shrinks your brain and destroys creativity?
Did you know in ancient times people like you were sometimes revered if your obsessions werent autistically self centered?

this is how we all die

we all fucking die, fren

Cant stop thinking about it

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NEVER. IT'S AIRBORNE AIDS. IS AIDS OVER?

*pzzzzt weeeeen woooooo* *tap tap* *tap tap* *one two* *one two three* *testing testing*

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My store is low on frozen pizza.

>thumbnail
wew, was zarathustra the real cure all along?

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nah, 1/6 dead, 4.99/6 crippled for life by pneumonia, 0.01/6 safe

yes and use the 100k to travel aroud the world and coof on as many people I could and spread it on many cities as possible

Dick's Drive-In on Broadway in Seattle

>2 employees diagnosed with COVID-19 yesterday
>20, one m one f, white
>One was hospitalized a month and a half ago for pneumonia, returned to work
>Sending home any employees that show symptoms of anything
>4 week gestation period
>Tourist trap
>Burgers

Anyone who's eaten here in the last like two months has been exposed fyi. Probably the whole staff has it, regardless of who's showing symptoms.

Seattle's fucked, i already had the coof once about a month ago, who knows if it'll come back.

My source is directly from another employee, as well as the girl who was hospitalized, who posted about it on FB with pics. Not gonna do her, but I assure you this isn't a larp.

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yeah, I'm ready

Is corona the great filter?

the Art of 'cold' approach dating

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Great another schizo theard. This is a fucking nothing burger you tards

I'm so excited.

i would pay 100 dollars to get it and spread it far and wide

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>800 TOTAL INFECTIONS
>0 dead
I dont believe it.

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Seated

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WDR reported decreasing new infections in NRW, excluding Heinsberg, authorities are too afraid of economic damage to lock NRW down.

6 NEW CASES IN SAN FRANCISCO

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almost 3000 new confirmed infected today, and that's just confirmed, all the people they were around and things they touched.
gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Probably a memelord but whatever
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-psychiatry

Maybe the world isnt just what we see. That doesnt believe the color red transmits information to secret underground bunkers though-

Why libtards are like this?
>flu kills more people
>government officials say it is safe
>i hate people stocking up! can't find my favorite brand of rice

*Dox her. But I'm probably not gonna do her either

based

Finally a good happening. get comfy, it will be a wild ride

MEME POWER TO LOCKDOWN NRW
>MEME POWER TO LOCKDOWN NRW
MEME POWER TO LOCKDOWN NRW
>MEME POWER TO LOCKDOWN NRW

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>Your fortune: Better not tell you now

the onse die from sezur :D:D dont countt :D:D moov alon now pls :D

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probably not the virus itself, but everything that comes because of it. mass social unrest, economic collapse etc

>One week until semester begins
>Minimum two weeks until shit hits the fan and places begin to get closed down
I should have learned how to drive bros

>implying you won't get infected AND lose your money so your overlords don't lose their wealth

youtube.com/watch?v=GEU-Bk0gMi4

wouldn't you die to save the stock market goy?

>Dick's DELUXE BEEF

no, it's niggers, it's always been niggers
chink niggers, black niggers, sand niggers, women niggers

So he can try to throw pence under the bus if this starts to affect his popularity.

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source or fuck off

yea not before they deplete medical resources and icu beds
independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-italy-doctors-intensive-care-deaths-a9384356.html

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*AHEM*

FUCK CAPTCHAS
FUCK HIROMOOT
FUCK THE Yas Forums PASS
FUCK JANNIES HANDING OUT ARBITRARY BANS CAUSE THEIR FEELINGS GOT HURT

I WILL NEVER BUY A Yas Forums PASS NO MATTER HOW MANY IMPOSSIBLE CAPTCHAS YOU ARE GOING TO FEED ME YOU YELLOW NIGGER!

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FUCK JEWS!
FUCK TRANNIES!
FUCK FAGS!
FUCK NIPS!
FUCK CHINKS!
FUCK FATTIES!
FUCK NEWTYPES!
FUCK COCA COLA!
FUCK AUTOMATIC!
FUCK WEEBS!
FUCK DISNEY!
FUCK CAPESHIT!
FUCK LEGO!
FUCK REDDIT!
FUCK Yas Forums!
FUCK /lgbt/!
FUCK LEFTYPOL!
FUCK MARX!
FUCK THE TRANNY WHO OWNS LEFTYPOL!

*drinks down glass of Domaine Georges & Christophe Roumier Musigny Grand Cru 1990 *
Goodnight!
DEATH TO NIGGERS!
ALSO, FUCK HIROSHIMOOT, FUCK Advertisers AND FUCK 4CHANNEL!

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

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Lombardy will be in quarantine from 4am
>Lombardy will be in quarantine from 4am
Lombardy will be in quarantine from 4am
>Lombardy will be in quarantine from 4am


North Rhine-Westphalia will be in quarantine from 4am
>North Rhine-Westphalia will be in quarantine from 4am
North Rhine-Westphalia will be in quarantine from 4am
>North Rhine-Westphalia will be in quarantine from 4am

European answers to the corona epidemic
other regions will follow soon

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I just saw on ABC news (in Australia) that a Infectious Disease specialist said you need 15 minutes of exposure to contract Coronavirus

Googline this the only other source I find is this shoddy news:
thesun.co.uk/news/11043648/coronavirus-15-minutes-2-metres-signs/

Anyone know where this claim originates from? Is there any reputable source on the exposure time required to contract the virus?

>Tfw a bus driver who has been driving past an airport, a hospital and a university all week
>Tfw dead man walking
If I get the chinkypox I'm going to take as many people as I can with me.

you best stay the fuck away from my ding dong stash, kraut!

Has been in forced quarantine for about 30 days (he's dead).

Dont believe the bullshit they are saying.

>I knew we were fucking stupid but god damn
I don't think its stupidity I think they ran the numbers and realized things are well above a five and they either don't have the will or they don't think their is anything to be done.
They are just going to play pretend till it all falls apart and I am tired of trying to convince idiots this is something.
So let it all fall apart, fuck it

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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and NEETs will be spared in this global culling.

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Once you get the virus you'll always be contagious.

I knew we were living is a world controlled by retards when the refugee waves first began. They'll slaughter anyone and destroy anything to keep the money flowing.

No virus can be an extinction level event. A big random group of people will develop immunity every time.

I'll do it for free baby, gonna infect all the normies

Rate my stash boys

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Don't say the P word

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GIVE UP THE TP AND THE HORROR CAN END

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F R A U D with meme PhD

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You're like a month and 2 weeks late, also no.

Sizeable if accurate

GIVE ME A DING DONG

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Tell it to my friend who's in the fucking hospital with a reinfection. 20 years old with no underlying conditions.

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I don't know what's gonna happen, but I think a lot of us here could potentially get fucked by all this.

It's been a pleasure serving with you lads. Best of luck in the coming weeks.

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yes

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>Warn my mother about the virus, tell her about all the precautions she should take
>Go to the dollar store with her
>She opens the door to enter and immediately touches her face afterwards
Who else knows people who are definitely, 100% not gonna make it?

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twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1236370116226330624

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