Pics from Seattle Costco

Do they shart in their suits?

>goes to store
>gets dressed in protective gear
>buys 2 bottles of ranch dressing, a pack of lightbulbs
I...

Remember to walk around coughing.

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They thought the hazmat suits were for us. In truth, the hazmat suits are for them.

What do you think Yas Forums?
Lesbian couple or two empowered cool wine aunts?

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What's great is that many cities in the US have mask laws, so these coof-scared brainlets can be arrested.

is that 2 fucking bottles of ranch dressing?

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>a little sling for the phone

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Looool
>TOO FAT FOR SURVIVAL GEAR
Wow, never seen that one before. Literally too rotund for a Hazmat suit and respirator.

>WHAT SHOULD WE STOCK UP ON BETTY????
>RANCH DRESSING.

Ignorant people trying to make sense of chink flu

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Travel cross country to Maine making sure to talk to and touch one person from every state along the way

Smurfette lives and is fatter than ever. Omg.

preface: I know theres some oldfags here to know how to wipe or at the very least can work their way around a commode. you can jump to the end now.
I also know the number of zoomers, millennials and faggots who cannot shit properly outweigh them 300:1

So i want to know from prepfags what you intend to actually do with 5 25lb packs of toilet paper. I would additionally want to know
>Have actually ever wiped your ass before? If you use a bidet go fuck yourself cheating faggot unitasking faggot
>Do you know how to actually shit?
>Or, is your definition of wiping pulling shit towards your fuckin balls?
>Do you know when you want to rinse your ass and when not to?
>Do you know why you would even want to ass to begin with?
>Do you know water to ass ratio?
>Do you know how to hang the toilet paper roll to wipe your ass?
>Do you have a fucking pot to piss in?
>Do you even have plumbing that drains the pot?
I'm gonna guess that most people dont have a fucking clue how to do something as simple as wipe thier ass
>ok faggot its just water and ass
no its not. its shitting. its about using your knowledge, eyes ears and nose to cook, not following fucking directions to the nanogram and making sure every single thing is exactly what the directions say. most fucking shitters wouldnt even be cought dead following one direction. I'll look at 5-6 shitters for something wild.
>its just toilet paper faggot calm down
its not toilet paper, its about a bunch of fucking idiots who have never shitted for themselves a day in their life thinking theyre gonna be ok with some canned shit and a bag of TP. after eating that for one week i promise you the sight will make you vomit.

Is that bitch in the white eating a sample?

To hell

God, so fucking fat. How can you not be afraid of heart disease or diabetes but lose your shit over a flu bug?

Based boomers

They stopped giving out samples a few days ago.

Yes
also sorry no new pics they told me they were reporting me to security

>wear full hasmat gear
>don't wear bra

???

>still eating the free samples
>touching face with hands that just touched cart
>stocking up on ranch dressing

GOD I love America

nipples protruding
very disrespectful

dying of heart disease is okay but coronavirus OH NOEEEEZzz!!!

> when not to rinse your ass

whites are disgusting human bug people
we always rinse it and we dont need tree paper
filthy bugs
kill them all corona chan

American's are pathetic and so susceptible to fear.

>American's are pathetic and so susceptible to fear.

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Says the nigger from a country so dirty your rivers catch fire. Kill yourself faggot

lololololol

imagine the smell

tfw touching her filthy blue gloves to nose in seattle costco

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looks like yes to me. The one in blue also appears to have a sample cup in her hand

>can't leave house
>need salad
>need wangs

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fucken top kek.
>be super scared of deadly virus
>dress up like a fucken goon and go surround yourself by hundreds of people in one of the most consistently crowded stores in usa
>pull mask off to eat free samples handled by other people interacting with more other people

holy fuck wearing that shit is stupid enough, but then to completely negate it for a fucking bite of a totinos? i want off this ride.

went to costco here yesterday. plenty of tp and everything else. saw one guy with a full cart of toiletpaper but otherwise everything seemed normal.

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Contemplate the fragrance.

>dem nips

underrated

if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

Why do they all look like chinks?

Typical American landwhale in its natural habitat.

I just got back from getting a bunch of canned and frozen foods and the supermarket was completely normal. One other guy there was getting enough TP and canned food to fill his cart, but I think we were the only ones there to prep
I have enough food that I could probably stay in my apartment for a month without leaving now

Is the blue one naked under the suit?
Cus the nipples suggest...yes

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Kek thought the same thing

So what do you happeningtards tend to do with all this food once inevatibly nothing of consequence happens yet again? Do you just eat fucking beans for a month anyway?

We go mart sharting.

Sure thing CCP why is Milan on lockdown?

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okay this virus shit is going to morph into a halloween like holiday where every year we collectively lose our minds and play hazmat dress up in the spring. the future is looking pretty bright.

I pretty much only bought a bigger supply of what I normally buy at the grocery store
I spent like 50 bucks on canned foods, it's not that expensive

>that blue thing

The fuck is wrong with his/her/its face

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That cannot be real.

Smells like BO and Shit

I work in an industry where I deal with drivers on a daily basis

shes clearly a noob at the shartwalk game

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