WORRIED ABOUT TOILET PAPER?

go buy some paper ...that works great. STUPID FUCK

a hair dryer

So? u want a medal?

You gotta spray that water up your ass to get the left over poop that's there when you pinch one out. You cant dig that out with wipes.

It's much better than what normies do, which is just wiping your ass with dry toilet paper a few times and calling it a day.

So it doesn’t really work that you are using it against an American

Wouldn't spraying water make your bootyhole all wet?

eat more fiber you retard

normies use wet wipes or soap, water and thick ply, where the fuck did you grow up?

>against an American
I never said I was.

Plus even if I was, it could be a tourist.

>Was going to install ass sprayer
>ghetto plumbing is all clamped pex pipe and I don't want to deal with it
I guess I'll just shower again

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What are you going to do when I shut your service line off?

Why are you lying?
No one uses soap unless they shit at home and immediately shower afterwards, we don't have proper bidets like in Europe. Wet wipes will clog your sewage pipes as well. Bidets are a huge improvement, quit being an autist arguing for the sake of arguing. You damn well know if you go into a public restroom it will be nothing but single ply toilet paper.

If you think a flu bug is going to shut off our water, you deserve to die...with a shitty asshole

Wash your ass properly, stinky.

Finally my burger brothers are seeing the light. I don't understand how 99%+ of our compatriots can bear walking around with shit caked assholes.

That's not what I said. Re-read my statement.

sorry fren..I meant to reply to pig above your post

are you a nigger? every home has wet wipes and people who regularly shit in public restrooms or at work always have their own wet wipes. what the fuck is your problem?

wet wipes are superior to a jet of water shot up your ass leaving your drawers full of stinking poo water

I just take a shower after I shit

i'm going to get this right now

Found the jew

you dishonor your ancestors and our traditions

No one with two brain cells uses wet wipes because it will clog your sewer pipes, if you owned a home before instead of renting an apartment you would understand this because you would actually have to fix that instead of picking up and moving to a new apartment like a cockroach.

I prefer a package of wet wipes in my shopping cart as opposed to the 12 roll tp pack looking like all I do is sit on a toilet all day shitting my brains out

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preface: I know theres some oldfags here to know how to wipe or at the very least can work their way around a commode. you can jump to the end now.
I also know the number of zoomers, millennials and faggots who cannot shit properly outweigh them 300:1

So i want to know from prepfags what you intend to actually do with 5 25lb packs of toilet paper. I would additionally want to know
>Have actually ever wiped your ass before? If you use a bidet go fuck yourself cheating faggot unitasking faggot
>Do you know how to actually shit?
>Or, is your definition of wiping pulling shit towards your fuckin balls?
>Do you know when you want to rinse your ass and when not to?
>Do you know why you would even want to ass to begin with?
>Do you know water to ass ratio?
>Do you know how to hang the toilet paper roll to wipe your ass?
>Do you have a fucking pot to piss in?
>Do you even have plumbing that drains the pot?
I'm gonna guess that most people dont have a fucking clue how to do something as simple as wipe thier ass
>ok faggot its just water and ass
no its not. its shitting. its about using your knowledge, eyes ears and nose to cook, not following fucking directions to the nanogram and making sure every single thing is exactly what the directions say. most fucking shitters wouldnt even be cought dead following one direction. I'll look at 5-6 shitters for something wild.
>its just toilet paper faggot calm down
its not toilet paper, its about a bunch of fucking idiots who have never shitted for themselves a day in their life thinking theyre gonna be ok with some canned shit and a bag of TP. after eating that for one week i promise you the sight will make you vomit.

>wipes arent flushable

retarded boomer detected, maybe what was available 100 years ago would clog pipes, but brands today have a myriad of flushable wipes available since they are so commonly used to wipe our asses.

You can always use the showerhead if the TP situation gets dire.

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Or you know, be a civilized human bean and have a dedicated function on your toilet that never runs out and is hooked up to your cities water supply, like how 90% of the rest of the civilized world does it.
But hey user, you keep shoving baby wipes down your toilet. Plumbers will love you.

It took me about 3 minutes to read this because I kept breaking down in violent crying, choking laughter.

Bathroom rug

Do you not pull your pants down when you shit? Do you just barely let your asshole peek out before dropping a log?

>not using the shower

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spraying your ass with water does not clean your ass any better than dry toilet paper
if you do not scrub with soap and water (wet wipes) then your ass is not clean

Looks like European housing, street signs and a double decker bus.

did you shit yourself?

Do Americans have water fountains in their toilets?.

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>planning on running water
There may come a time when you'll be forced to shit in a bag like the rest of us.

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Yes it does you idiot.
This is why you are supposed to bathe daily, stinky.
ffs user, practice basic hygiene

Get a Toto Washlet you broke nigger. What’s the matter? Can’t disconnect your fill valve?

only in the south, it's a remnant from jim crow, blacks drank from the toilet

surprisingly close to correct answer

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>dont scrub your asshole with soap and water after every shit
>instead spray you ass with water, no soap, no scrub, and call it clean

how do you not see how retarded this is?

I like using both

This may surprise you but in some fancy parts of the world people bathe daily. I know I must be blowing your little mind right now and you must be thinking "how can they afford such luxuries?! I just swipe a few times with a babywipe and call it a week" but rest assured user mankind has figured this whole "basic hygiene" thing out

Yeah, that thing looks fucking brilliant. Where do you think the stream of water with all the dissolved crap in it gets reflected? That's right, all over your balls.

A man of taste.

Not commonly, but I may now.

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>posts a joke
>doesnt understand the joke

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>What are you going to do when I shut your service line off?
Shoot you for attempted homicide and felony damages?

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Behold the most real redpill:
Schedule your poops before showers

Try Again retard. Please do not comment on things you know nothing about.

Pic related has: Variable pressure and temperature spray with oscillation and pulsation settings, directional control for precise aim, pre mist to keep toilet clean so waste doesn’t stick, ultra low dieticians roughness so shit won’t stick, dual tornado flush never splashes or clogs with only 0.8 litres of water, electro static air precipitation and carbon dual exhaust filtration, e water disinfection, heated seat, AI self learning energy saver mode, auto seat open and close, auto flush, and a fucking nightlight.

Nippon FTW

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Ah yes, you surely will have running water and electricity during a SHTF situation

nigger, i bathe daily, youre moving the goalposts
the fact remains that scrubbing your asshole with soapy water (wet wipes) will clean your ass better than spraying it with just water
this is undeniable

Lol. Great movie

nigger, explain how scrubbing with soap and water is not a more efficient cleaning method than just spraying with water

>muh jap shit
ok weeb faggot

I shower twice a day. I promise my asshole is cleaner then any eurobro’s

This is an amazing conversation, that should be happening in /bant/

>Schedule your poops
No.

>bathe daily
what kind of hoity toity bs is this
i shower once a week whether or not i need to
i bet you change your underwear everyday too mr fancy pants