/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1712

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I hope they get on that fucking cruise

ASIAN STORM TROOPERS

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Milanon here. There's nothing to worry about. The government has it under control. It's just a flu.

...and that's a good thing.

>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES
Arizona
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Illinois
Indiana
Kentucky
Maryland
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Washington
Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED
Alabama
Alaska
Arkansas
Delaware
Idaho
Iowa
Kansas
Louisiana
Maine
Michigan
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
New Mexico
North Dakota
Ohio
South Dakota
Vermont
Virginia
West Virginia
Wyoming

>keeping them on the floor

Rating 2 - (You're already infected tier)

JUST A FLU
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Since
>Iran is struggling
>and America is struggling
>and Italy is struggling
>South Korea . . . not so much
>Germany, Norway, Sweden, Denmark . . . not at all

What if the presence of J1 jew genes makes the death rate go much higher?
Just imagine if it is true. Just . . . imagine what the future could become if it was true

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What's kind of based to think about is if we're all on lockdown, streamers and twitch thots and cam girls are going to make a serious amount of bank.

BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

At least I won't die as a virgin

reminder that the neets shall inherit the earth

>.2%

shiver me timbers time to board up and prepare for the apocalypse.

Get a grip folks.

Cruise fanatics behave similarly to cult members. This virus could have a 99% mortality rate and target cruise ships exclusively and these troglodytes would still buy tickets to stay on a floating buffet for a couple weeks

Italy to forbid anyone from entering in/exiting from the entirety of Lombardy and some provinces of Emilia-Romagna, Veneto and Piedmont

>tfw 48 rolls of toiler paper

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just rest a day at home and take some vitamin c, youll be OK

The members of the CCP needs to brought to Justice! They should be charged with Crimes against humanity!

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REAL TALK

what's your worst case scenario plan? what would you realistically do about your family, job, food etc when shit hits the fan?

posting again
explain how you are going to close this off

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Is it really possible to shut this down?
How would you do this?

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Haha this happens every season,

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yup, we are.

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can't wait for the global economy to collapse
this shit sucks

STOP TALKING ABOUT CORONA

MUH CLIMATE CHANGE

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>ZERO (0) Canadian deaths
this is the power of publicly funded health care

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>Holocough
kek

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Am coughingggggg

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I see Italians have switched to the coronavirus side to win again.

Threadly reminder, if you do not have BEENZ you will exit the collapse into poverty.

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Corona: Rise of the Superspreaders

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>asian cytokine storm troopers
ftfy

nah, only 1/7 of the population

open corridors to Holland

Almost all the infected states are liberal and/or immigrant filled shitholes.

It keeps happening!

>70 employees of the Washington nursing home are now showing symptoms

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Coronavirus will solve climate change

if it was 99%+ german it would be possible since everyone would just follow orders
sadly it isnt so its impossible

I work from home (QA tester for a large video game company, most of the company is abroad) so my life and my job is basically not affected at all.

Just the flu bro.

But will she die of the coronavirus?

That’s it. I’m panic buying

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_modern_equipment_of_the_German_Army#Vehicles

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software developer, so I'll just start working from home exclusively.
Stock up on food some more and only go out if absolutely necessary.
Can't do much about family. I told them and it's up to them what to do.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8085899/Stockpilers-pushing-trolleys-piled-high-toilet-rolls-form-enormous-queues-Costco.html

IT'S MAYHEM BRITBROS

Kek climatefags are pissed they aren't getting (You)'s

I'm a neet that lives with my parents. It seems like they're doing everything they can to catch this disease.

just remember frens that we will all have roles to play
with our tisms combined we will form support networks that will not only keep moral high but develop a form of medieval honor No road warrior killing only ransom

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I met a guy today who has a friend working for the EU. He told him that he had a paper on his desk which claimed a mortalityrate between 11-14%.
I have no proof and am not sure myself whether I should believe him, but now you know what I know

>virus that only kills over 70 and people with very weak immune systems
whoa it's literally
N O T H I N G

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

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I've been watching these threads since early January and seeing how fast this thing has grown is surreal. This really is the end.

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Just keep in mind that toady was a football game with 54000 people 10km from Heinsberg, the most corona heavy town in germany with over hundred cases.

Fucking retards

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you promise?

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HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

gimmie a QRD on this nothingburger

What are the best card games to play in lockdown?

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haha he gets it every season

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Get on my bike and drive 400km to my parents who live on the countryside, so better survival chances

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I deploy the military in all the highways, easy

PARAGUAY REGISTERS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS DISEASE IN COUNTRY
>PARAGUAY REGISTERS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS DISEASE IN COUNTRY
PARAGUAY REGISTERS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS DISEASE IN COUNTRY
>PARAGUAY REGISTERS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS DISEASE IN COUNTRY
PARAGUAY REGISTERS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS DISEASE IN COUNTRY
>PARAGUAY REGISTERS FIRST CASE OF CORONAVIRUS DISEASE IN COUNTRY

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>the solution to the problem was never defined....

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>they don't have a a moonshine still
ayy,dumb niggers

Nice LARP

>THE CORONA VIRUS DOES NOT INFECT BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR MELANIN SKIN

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full

Holy fuck, this was just confirmed too

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What Happens when the elections get postponed?

>software developer
>work from home

Work on what? Software that no one will be using because everything is locked down and economically dead?

My plan is to buy a gun from the Russian mafia and to go with the flow after that.

seriously how did it take this long for the CDC to take notice?
that shit has been there for long

not going to happen tonight

Digits and the pope is already dead, they are just waiting to announce.

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>6 gorillion pieces of rice have been deposited into your account

aaaaah

>my city is now in the red zone as I anticipated

Can't wait to hear my friends crying that they didn't prepared for this

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I'm enjoying it in a sick way because the threads are relatively clean by pol standards.

It's just people from all over the place piecing together the fact that the WHO is lying and shit is hitting the fan.

What's a good source for fats?
>inb4 nuts
I'd rather not

yes I do, since Sunday I've been showing symptoms, but I am "recovered" (ADE incoming)

How long until life becomes Escape From Tarkov?

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SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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I have 3 months of food. staying inside for three months. Hopefully enough of the world will be deaded by then, that I can just scavenge while avoiding humans as I make my way into the wilderness. Then I'll build a shelter and hunker down for winter, see what's up when I it thaws out this time next year...

>0 black deaths

: ^ ) uh yeah

based

Mike Pence has been confirmed to have Corona virus

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good, futbol tards deserve the cough

I've seen a lot of new pictures recently. Post them because I feel like I fell behind

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Cribbage

9My sister and I are living together for university, we will barricade and hunker down if need be.
Literally just started planting garden plots for supplemental food.

Neuschwabenland bioweapon would be confirmed.

There is nothing I can do. If things get bad, my home is getting invaded and I will be murdered along with my family. My shithole doesn’t even allow me to have guns to protect myself.

>Lives in Uruguay and see the coronachan map

OH FUCK

>Corona solves climate change

tfw

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youtube.com/watch?v=NxmJaXsl56g#t=3m58

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By killing climatetards? Works for me.

*** REMINDER ***

NO GUNS = NO DEENZ

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only because they shoot each other before they can be tested

Idk but I'm hoarding graphic cards as we speak.

Strip poker with hot chicks

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
I JUST KEEP
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN

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my nigga

don't have a cribbage board though

geeb away bls

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upload quarantine incest porn when you get the chance

It's time to legalize lean now since we're all going to die anyway.

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They are containing panic by only reporting old pre-existing health condition casualties, but there's info out there and kids drowning to death also. Since it seems to have some sort of resemblance to HIV and is a bioweapon you can never get rid of it and it russian roulettes you every time it builds up and reinfects you again. rip most of world.

"Where is the next can of beanz"

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They would NEVER deploy troops.
People rather have their country destroyed by arab invaders than to appear racist.
You can bet they would rather die of some virus than to appear to be alarmist and be made fun of on Twitter.

Das rite.

this is the best corona yet, artist?

Also prepare to get looted by niggers.

>+33 India
The Godavari and Indus are going to turn the sub-contient into a tomb.

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We just had the 100k party. Already another 6000 thousand?

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That's the best card game to play OUTSIDE of lockdown. not going to play that with the f@mz obviously

legitimately asking how bad is it in terms of how many people do you know having symptoms etc
im in a place where theres cases from travelling but people are not taking it seriously at all
would you say i should take action or just continue with every day life?

Rate my weapon for the impending distaster

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Are boomers getting btfo?

cant wait to ambush you and loot those nice guns of yours.

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Climat of death and despair will remain unchanged

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The seniors from that B.C. nursing home are in critical condition, and going to die soon.
Let's hope many won't get hospitalized, since we have a lack of ventilators available in leafland.
sauce: archive.is/xQlCM

Normies are going to die and they're going to try and drag us all to hell with them

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

>don't worry, milan will not be closed down

today:
>oops i got the corona

also
>italy in lockdown

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>European countries ramping up responses and taking virus seriously
>US
>CDC refusing to test nurses, scaling back testing in general calling it "endemic", President worried about the stock market and looking inept instead of actually trying to do something about it, citizens not giving a fuck, "it's a nothing burger hoax flu bro"
Is this feeling of disgust and frustration what self hating jews feel?

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They knew. They did not act. Or were ordered not to act. Question is: who gave the order?

raid and maim the cucks and faggots who live in my city till i become the king of fag aviv

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Milles borne but it needs a special deck

I'm a NEET on disability for Schizophrenia and OCD. I'm basically in the worst case already.

I got a few months of food and 2 years of Schizo meds back in late January when I saw how this was going, though, so it's less likely I'll get Gorona, but Gorona isn't really much of a worry to me. Schizophrenia has a higher mortality rate.

What elections? In 3-4 weeks nobody will remember and give a slightest fuck there could be any elections this year.

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As long as they pay me and as long as money can reasonably buy stuff I will keep it up as normal.

Uno

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>Corona is all around

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Corona's all around me
And the pandemic grows
It's carried on the wind
It's everywhere I go, oh yes it is
So if you're really coofing
Come on and let it grow

You know I'm coofing, I always will
My mind's made up by the
Way that I feel
There's no beginning,
There'll be no end
'cause on vaccines you can't depend

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Shelter in place , I live in a place reminiscent of Hitlers berghof,I am heavily armed and I just bough5 8 handles of everclear

Niggers will die from starvation when the economic depression hits.

Damn, why didn't the other dumb chinks help him hold the wheel?

We truly live the end times.

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>immediately jumps from AA cup to F cup
>already looks ridiculous when we will have millions of infected in May
Corona-chan should only be a C cup at this point, leave the watermelon tits for 100 million

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>woman
>hoards toilet paper
Checks out.

in addition there are studies claiming it sterilizes men. not sure about women.

>uncircumcised
You're gonna make it lad.

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>goggles on forehead
Nice

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AAAAAAAH

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There is a parameter that only the government knows. It's how many poeple are asymptomatic. Only the government can find this out by mass testing a batch of people, for example on a cruise ship. A harvard virologist suspects that 50% are asymptomatic. with 20% requiring hospitalization and 5% machine ventilaiton, the current death rate is 1-2%. In a best case scenario with 1% CFR and 50% asymptomatic carriers, 0.5% of the population will die, which would be 400.000 people in Germany

NRW LOCKDOWN?
>NRW LOCKDOWN?
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NRW LOCKDOWN?
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NRW LOCKDOWN?
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NRW LOCKDOWN?
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NRW LOCKDOWN?
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>NRW LOCKDOWN?
at 4am tomorrow

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based

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I will use fear to manipulate chicks and start a harem. I watched too much anime to let this chance pass me by.

Suicidal bros this is our lucky day

THREAD THEME
youtu.be/at02Fvdhk2I

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I'll eat my balls if it happens.

KS and MO will confirm shortly

not at all.

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don't worry, they're still not taking it seriously in NL

>guy has been to infected area and is showing all the symptoms, but authorities don't want to test him
>other guy has had the same symptoms some weeks ago, recovered, and notices his cough is coming back
>twitter.com/alexandersuma/status/1236049825512206336

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