/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1711

BUT MUH CLIMATE CHANGE

Humanity is the virus. Corona is the cure!

>Czech republic at 26 cases

> 5 new cases

>1 patient caught it in Boston

>Two got it in Austria

>Rest clusterspread or Italy

>We truly global now

Post about salt being worth more than gold from January:

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241104019/#241131828

Is that the one you guys were talking about?

You guys should stop splitting threads like this virus splits your balls

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>china: walls in millions of people
>italy: pool's closed :)
>usa: get back to work goy

youtube.com/watch?v=UVTyl7Y4IMo

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I wanna see how far this goes
n

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236395702072348672

>Italy's ANSA news agency is now also reporting that, according to a draft decree, Lombardy and 11 provinces will be put on lockdown. It is expected to be approved in "the next few hours," but the draft is still subject to change

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I'm starting to think eating oranges isn't gonna work anymore.
World_exist?=false

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CHEKED ITALY IS FUCKED

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based argie bread best bread

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the numbers

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>28 DAY QUARANTINE BEING CONSIDERED FOR 11 ITALIAN PROVINCES

28 DAY QUARANTINE BEING CONSIDERED FOR 11 ITALIAN PROVINCES

>28 DAY QUARANTINE BEING CONSIDERED FOR 11 ITALIAN PROVINCES

28 DAY QUARANTINE BEING CONSIDERED FOR 11 ITALIAN PROVINCES

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/leader-italys-democratic-party-tests-positive-covid-19-live-updates

Read this. I thought the neuroinvasive potential was a meme, turned out its true and we are fucked, source:
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728

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Dick's Drive-In on Broadway in Seattle

>2 employees diagnosed with COVID-19 yesterday
>20, one m one f, white
>One was hospitalized a month and a half ago for pneumonia, returned to work
>Sending home any employees that show symptoms of anything
>4 week gestation period
>Tourist trap
>Burgers

Anyone who's eaten here in the last like two months has been exposed fyi. Probably the whole staff has it, regardless of who's showing symptoms.

Seattle's fucked, i already had the coof once about a month ago, who knows if it'll come back.

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w-w-what are deenz? how do I avoid them in favor of beans?

you guessed it right

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holy shit, you don't even need a translation, it's so perfect

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tits or gtfo

guys my fiancee will not stop going out and thinks she will go "insane" if she has to stay inside for a month. why can't she understand how serious this is? she's going to get me coofing

Make it stop.

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I’m here for your deenz user, and your woman

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Final version. I erased some artifacts I forgot to erase.

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>twitter.com/alexandersuma/status/1236049825512206336
Dutch guy with travel history to infected place and all symptoms is not even getting tested by authorities.

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A survivor just shambled past my house
IT'S HAPPENING

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Of course it's fucking true, SARS did it, and this is basically SARS. what the fuck did you expect

We are going to die for sure and, may god forgive me for sounding like a leftist, it's all capitalism's fault. Fucking Jews

anyone sitting on a graph or date / infected data?

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

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+300 sicks in France
Oh no no no no no
Yorarien qu'ils disaient

FUCK YOU BOWSER

How else will Mr. Sheckelberg get his fifth yacht?

Again, a reminder: If this was an ELE like Yas Forums insists the Chinese government would have given the fuck up by now.

anyone willing to take in a NEET for shelter?
can drive, cook, bake, god gamer
got my own supplies

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Well, hello Satan
And agreed

Spoke to my mum the other night, all the salt was sold out her local
Supermarket, this is not a meme.

Holy shit 6 more infected in jewland in less than an hour

Get one of these

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The government literally approved this 30 minutes ago.

We're officially on lockdown, feels fucking surreal

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how many quads with italy as wuhan 2.0 today?

youtube.com/watch?v=NxmJaXsl56g#t=3m58

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No Pasta, rice, bleach, essentials running low

Limit on items people stock up on a limited to 5 per customer

This will likely cause people to buy 5 instead one 1 lol

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based and checked

Oh shit, we could have another potential death ship

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kill her. don't die from being a coomer

You guys ready for cheap housing?

0/10 until you get that stuff organized.
lmao that would be something.
Corona engineered as a defense for climate change to forcefully cut down emissions by destroying the world economy and killing millions of people.

>>Two got it in Austria

Please put a travel restriction on us I am begging you nobody here fucking gives a shit. Send help

fuck your beenz'n deenz.
that suphuman shitskin food
smoked sausage is the white mans emergency food.

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theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/07/flabbergasted-melbourne-doctor-with-coronavirus-symptoms-continued-seeing-patients

we're fucked. Greedy doctors(that have ample sick leave) will be the death of us. DO NOT TRUST THE MEDICAL PROFESSION, THEY ONLY WANT TO LOOK AFTER THEMSELVES IN TIMES OF CRISIS.

>that head

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I'm positive......I dont have it yet.

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If anyone needs to combat the feeling of doom and helplessness, I made a parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" about coronavirus:
bitchute.com/video/Ka6J6QuPG2Tv/

it's not working, Chang Smolwang

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You get extra batteries for that vibrator?

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good night sweet prince

>The first case in Paraguay came from Ecuador
>Ecuador has recognized only 14 cases

What are the chances of someone becoming infected with that range of patients?...that country is dead, right?

Updated me poorfag stash

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>iran reports nearly 1700 recovered
i really doubt this number

What the fuck I ate here on Thursday

>visits former colleagues in a government-affiliated crisis management firm
>the boss is in panic, the crisis is going to be difficult in France
>they are offering new health trainings at 15,000 euros instead of 2,000 euros a day.
>France is not ready
>FUCK

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checked

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THREADLY REMINDER

BEENZ > DEENZ

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All coronaviruses have the ability to do this, thats no surprise. The question what percentage it happens too. Please don't start sharing this stuff like its 100% everyone being killed by CNS destruction.

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NIGGERS!?

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Like all White Northern European’s when confronted with a crisis they bury their heads in the sand in the hope the problem goes away.

quads demand it

Digits and 100,000+ infected in the US right now.
Alternatively, digits determine number of infected.

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You're fucked.

will I be okay?

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Virgin NEETs will inherit the Earth

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get your shit off of the floor/10

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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No Greenland tho

quads of truth

I'm curious to see how much will it take in order to escalate in economic collapse.

Considering I live in Milan and it's already a ghost town, i'd say 2 months max

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>drank two tall glasses of OJ for a year straight

am I safe?

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>until the tests show negative
suuuure

it will depend of those people had contact with other people and at this rate, they are fucked

Any good resources on farming and survival?
What can I get with 10 bucks? Yeah, that fucked. My family bought the wrong respirators and I secretly bought my own

>Sorbet

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I want to die but maybe this will be fun to watch.

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Why is everyone panic buying toilet paper? I stashed up, but if you think normies would buy anything it'd be food (however unsuitable)

I pray this artist never stops.

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Where will the riots start?
Pastapeople are too lazy, Germans are too loyal and Swedes are too cucked.
I'm guessing NYC or Paris

>S-S-SUMMER IS GOING TO STOP IT
WE ARE ALL FUCKED, ECUADOR IS A HOTBED

>28 days
ye exactly like the 1 week quarantene in China

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SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

Be thankful, its the only way to truly contain it which is why china is coming out better than most of the west right now. American shart monkeys will never allow their "freedom" be taken away to save themselves.

Good
Now read up on ADE, T cell depletion and significantly decreased quality of life and health issues of SARS survivors

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But 20 times as bad.

Real estate will be a strong buy by late summer

Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan in order to give her your sexual energy and turn her more powerful
>first big city outside China under lockdown
Give her more of your cummies!

Checked

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You're not gonna make it

Quit posting in every thread you parched ass bitch
That goes for you also TRANNY

based Tiger

The Victorian Govt has been covering up the true number of cases for political purposes, anywhere there’s a Labor or left wing govt in power this is what they’re doing, just look at Canada.

>literally 28 days later

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I laught out load

I need advice for self-protection. I live in a small house in a housing estate. I am genetically fucked (5'2, and extremely effeminate frame - my forearms are the size of a starving 10 year old girl). The housing estate I'm in is a bit rough and the young people harass me - for instance, literally only a few hours ago one of them kicked or threw a football at my back door (back garden isn't enclosed).

How can I defend myself if this gets bad? I'm able to self-isolate and I have food supplies, so the only thing I'm worried about is someone breaking in.

Also on a completely unrelated note, I'm having some trouble with toilet paper. I've used 8 rolls already and only have 24 left. I'm not OCD, this isn't me being to cleanly, but I find it too difficult to wipe my ass without using almost an entire roll.
>inb4 eat more fibre
not really an option, I'm on a strict diet of pasta, rice, potatos and vintage cheddar cheese for the next 12 months.

How do I clean my ass without using toilet paper? Is having a shower every time I take a shit my only option?

This shit is too funny and they all deserve death

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In all honesty it seems like a pretty chill lockdown. No one should be going to a fucking gym or a cinema in an active outbreak area anyway. Can even hang out at the bar.

>Italian party leader infected, ate in Chinese restaurant in solidarity
ABBRACCIA UN CINESE INTENSIFIES. NOw all pidioti and M5S tards are likely to be infected.

You have a source?

You just had to go out and do it

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28 DAY QUARANTINE

Is there a link between corona and the IgE antibody?

It's just like Iran has no homosexuals cus they forcibly transition them. The recovered are probably being thrown off roofs

corona its in my shithole

>CORONA CHAN IN VENEZUELA
CORONA CHAN IN VENEZUELA
>CORONA CHAN IN VENEZUELA

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The nig heavy areas will be war zones

Cute!

That works

Why the fuck are they pre warning people?

Take me big boy

>infowars "supplements" (placebo)

You'll be the last man standing, mi amigo.

>Southside Chicago
People haven't even started to take action here. These poor and uneducated people probably wont know what hit em until they drop dead desu..
And then, it's riots.

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Ahahahaha

Precisely the opinion expected of an a*strian

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Corona-chan is a slut

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RIP

aandachtzoekerij

Shine on you Spaghetti Diamond

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see people THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
only a (((PAID BEENZ SHILL))) would stoop so low to call us k*kes
when indeed they are the ones who should be getting plastic operations for their noses

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If anyone needs to combat the feeling of doom and helplessness, I made a parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" about coronavirus:
bitchute.com/video/Ka6J6QuPG2Tv/

I'm open to doing another, reply with lyrics and I'll give them a look

SARS survivors were left with side-effects from the insane treatment not the disease itself really.

the virigns interisti and milanisti vs the Chad juventini.

probably in the countries in which people are already beating each other up over some fucking toilet paper

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sure buddy. This crypto millionaire medicine student can take you in.

ITALY TO QUARANTINE MILAN, VENICE AND OTHER REGIONS AMID CORONAVIRUS FEARS

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How are numbers in yurop growing compared to china? If they are similar, when can we expect, say, 50k in Italy/Germany

just a container full of Couscous

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I'm rooting for Bruxelles or Amsterdam
huge towelhead populations, they won't like it when the mullah gets refused healthcare because lol too old

Because normie NPCs are full of shit.

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Food avalanche out/10

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All these cruisecucks deserve this.

PIC RELATED

you think im gonna be stuffing sausages down my throat for the apocalypse? I ain't fucking gay. I'm eatin them titties

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Seattle is Wuhan 3.0.

Italy warn 10% neeed intensive care, elderly succum first and younger later on

independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-italy-doctors-intensive-care-deaths-a9384356.html

He puts it into perspective well

They’re considering mandating a 28 day quarantine, what’s the problem here Hans??

DEENZ?

You are already dead.

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somewhat accurate overview for newfags

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My dad works for a government contractor and his old college roommate is kind of important at the State Department.

He told my dad that the word out of Italy is that it's now certain that China lied about their number of dead. Italy's experience to date is that the fatality rate is actually between 9% and 15%, and higher if you're over 60, have asthma, or any immune-system compromising conditions.

any fitting recommendations?

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Isn’t that one of the wealthiest areas of Italy? What will be of the economy?

That is a brush, I know you think everything goes into a vagina but it does not, I mean it could, but it should not

What happened to the discord server?

>5'2, and extremely effeminate frame - my forearms are the size of a starving 10 year old girl

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Nice lack of gloves retard
>Not gonna make it.

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Stock up on 28 days worth of supplies.

Sambucol will kill you user.

>Can even hang out at the bar.
Yeah just imagine meeting your lockdown waifu. Just you and her and an empty city in fear.

become your local raiders favorit twink, doupt anything else would work for your faggot ass.

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RIP user

>milk not in the fridge
>more juice than water
>all that tomato sauce
Not gonna make it. Also is that Ajax in the lower right? You gonna drink that too?

get locked son

*hugs*
I hope you can get more and make it
Bless you

I had a sensible chuckle reading this
thank you

2x PROTEIN BROS
2x GAINZZZ

dicksword killed it

that's a brush handle you absolute rtard

Not unless you're female.

Spain had a bunch of recoveries removing themselves for the top of the table
The Dutch are lagging behind. Of course they well have recoveries but we will mock them for now
Still no German deaths

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>participating in a densely packed riot during a pandemic
way better ways to kys than doing that

Jim stream tomorrow

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that's like a weeks worth of milk at best, you gotta step up your game user

Noice. Corona-chan Will finish what Hitler couldn't. If the entire world has to die to wipe you rats, is a small price to pay.

Where is your Soplica?

Stop buying all the hand sanitizer you niggers

This. Hopefully it's the end of the industry.

ASIAN STORM TROOPERS

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She’s not the marrying type, th8nk hard if you want to lock yourself in

Does anyone have the guide put together by that woman who survived in Sarajevo??

can i eat you

.03% death ratio
am i retarded?
yes

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I'm hoping someone on Yas Forums will make a big compilation of 480p anime to last us the apocalypse.

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Again, a fucking reminder. If this was an ELE like Yas Forums insists the Chinese government would have given the fuck up by now.

Yas Forums is always right

Any russian bros got a translation for this

youtube.com/watch?v=5jkQjt2YdRI&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR26M5ghsBgiwg0ukNLMGpCOKaXEMNHuccBS8lMrttSAhOqzkEgXjHGsxbQ

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I HAVE CORONA NA NA NA

So all the "chinese burn thousands of bodies" rumors from a month ago are true

Is runny nose a symptom? Don't know if I have the gift or allergies

If you export a case, you've got thousands.

Filthy hood rat.