/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1710

WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS E N D I N G

Never stop.

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strawpoll.me/19500040

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Queen anne is fine. Stop panicking.

Gary, if you’re reading this, today is my birthday. If you could please include a birthday shoutout to me in your shitpost it would really make my day

THREADLY REMINDER: If you do not have red BEENZ, you will exit the collapse into poverty.

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reminder that if you havent prepped at least 3 weeks ago you are one of the plebeians and you are ngmi

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No, spread your bussy for Corona-chan

MY FAMILY IS FUCKING SUICIDAL
ITS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT BUT I GUESS THE TV IS FUCKING IMPORTANT NOW
ITS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT BUT SINCE ALL PEOPLE ARE CALM THEN THAT MEANS NOTHING IS HAPPENING

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT'S OVER, CHINA PRESIDENT JUST DECLARED THE EMERGENCY OVER
Also
> WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS??
Did he just said "nothingburger" but it was not really translatable to Chinese?

> GIVE ME AN N
> GIVE ME AN O
> GIVE ME A T
> GIVE ME AN H
> GIVE ME AN I
> GIVE ME A G
> GIVE ME AN N
> GIVE ME A B
> GIVE ME A U
> GIVE ME AN R
> GIVE ME A G
> GIVE ME AN E
> GIVE ME AN R

What does it spell?

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Rate it

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oh man, deenz actually have way more kcal than I thought.
I may have to reconsider.
Like 2.5-3x the calories of the baked beans I got here

do you sell bath water?

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PANDEMIC

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I think it’s around 5 because think of all the boomers with pre existing conditions and smokers.

ARE WE PAYING ATTENTION YET?

EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES
EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES
EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES
EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES
EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES

ENDLESS, CONSTANT REINFECTION FROM HIDDEN VIRUS INSIDE NERVE CELLS UNTIL IT CAUSES ENCEPHALITIS.

THIS IS AN ELE

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KEK asked 8 kunters where the drops from their god Q was. Got nothing but boomer shit. Fuck cripple chan and their brainwashed gaping assholes.

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cringe

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,652 (3,070) ► International 25,289 (499): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Italy 5,883 (233) Iran 5,823 (145) France 949 (16) D. Princess 696 (6) Spain 503 (10) Japan 461 (6) USA 395 (19) Switzerland 268 (1) UK 209 (2) Netherlands 188 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 64 (2) Iraq 54 (4) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 6 (1) Germany 800 Belgium 169 Sweden 161 Norway 156 Singapore 138 Malaysia 93 Bahrain 85 Austria 79 Greece 66 Kuwait 61 Canada 60 Iceland 50 Egypt 48 UAE 45 India 34 Lebanon 28 Denmark 27 Czechia 21 Israel 21 Portugal 20 Vietnam 20 Algeria 19 Finland 19 Ireland 19 Palestine 19 Oman 16 Brazil 14 Ecuador 14 Russia 14 Georgia 13 Romania 13 Croatia 12 Qatar 12 Slovenia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Argentina 8 S. Arabia 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 Poland 6 N. Zealand 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Afghanistan 4 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 Slovakia 3 Cambodia 2 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 S. Africa 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Paraguay 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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>mouthwash
Fucking useless

>first world country with medical treatment
so not america?

I understand your attachment to them, but they're normies. They're programmed to do certain things, live in a specific way. Either force them into doing what you want them to do (probably won't work), or think for yourself. Or.. join them. Fuck it. Die with them when the time comes.

I realize many anons will start saying this the coming weeks/months, but I actually have developed a dry cough, shortness of breath and low fever, haven't been sick since 2015... I work at an elderly home and can't just stop showing up. At least I get too kill some boomers I guess.

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>all faggots and transexualz will be dead soon
>nigger culture will not survive the collapse
>Jews will lose the levers of social control

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NEW CASE FLORIDA
>NEW CASE FLORIDA
NEW CASE FLORIDA

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Italy drafting a decree to put the whole Lombardy region on lock down.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236376157601386497?s=20
WEW

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what's the state of danger? am i gonna be ok if im in my early 20s? this only kills boomers right?

>meet up
>during active pandemic

You're not very smart are you?

>Florida

Ah, okay.

no
not yet anyway

How much hand sanitizer does it take to kill the virus? This stuff tastes like shit and has a weird buzz

Doggo got alone at home while its owner got quarantined in Wuhan, starving to death... Until neighbors start feeding it.

Sad music video too
>youtube.com/watch?v=vhuM5ShGbug

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the boot is no more

F

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Two weeks ago I would have argued with you. I know better now.

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>PORTUGAL NEWS:

1) Still waiting for the official press conference;

2) 21 confirmed cases.

3) Mostly in the North

4) 3 Kids between 10 and 19 years old

5) 400 people under surveilance / quarentine suspected to have corona

6) Two "campaign hospitals" being built in Lisbon and Porto, outside major hospitals (Santa Maria e São João)

7) At least two schools in Northern Portugal to be closed.

8) Northern Portuguese corona fucker suspected to be a super spreader

>Italy to Lock Down Milan Region in Bid to Contain Coronavirus Outbreak

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-07/italy-to-impose-virtual-ban-on-entry-to-lombardy-corriere

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Not bad.
Don't see soap, toothpaste, etc. in many other preps. People seem to just ignore them and buy get a bunch Oreos and useless soup instead

Does this mask work? From what I can tell it is p95, but not exactly sure.

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doing gods work, get those boomers, lower real estate prices for us all user

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+4 new deaths in King County

>Cringe

Yikes!

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Good sidearms for a crossbow?
Will trade stuff for pistols when its all for themselves.
Prep now, while you can.

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Rate my supply boys

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I love how they split the cases in to three categories to fuck with the stats.
oh and I just fucking yelled at my boomer father going out to eat and how important it is to minimize risk.
Fucking hell this is going to get bad

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I dont think I am going to make it Florida bro. Save cute Venezuelan and Cuban women and repopulate the state when I am gone

Make Yas Forums see the for me

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Are you going to eat the cat first, or save it till later?

can I pre-order?

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No mask.
No tests.
No virus.
The only hoax was MAGA. We got stabbed in the back.

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weirdest stream
>that shaking cam and sound quality

heh

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

You will starve unless you eat your cat.

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poor kids lungs...

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How's Madagascar? Any infected yet?

You can drink it and get drunk

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You are gonna hate yourself quickly with that food selection. No canned fruits, vegetables or meats

For how long can they keep it up though?

guys, this is just the flu right? r... riight?

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If you are here you are among the potential survivors. Have you done anything to incur the wrath of God? If not, prepare and remain virtuous.

filters have the P# rating not the mask, you need to look at the filters

Literally a chink in my boot

>coof
>coof coof

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Oral health takes a backseat in the Post-apocolyptic wasteland

>lot of carbs
>almost no protein
>almost no fat
Enjoy your bleeding gums and reduced cognitive abilities

When the common american (Goblinus vulgaris) is put in stressful situations, such as 500000 dollar bill for 0.1% saline solution injection or nothingburger airborne AIDS pandemic he instinctively sharts as a way to keep predators at bay and obtain extra propulsion to escape danger.
Toilet paper has been observed to be commonly used in such situations as a means to wipe the shart accumulated in the pants as to keep the anal route open to perform consecutive shart propulsions
Toilet paper is also believed to be tucked as an anus plug to contain naturally occurring shart emissions and increase pressure for stronger explosive shart propulsions.
Use of toilet-paper-enhanced shart propulsion in tandem with scooters has been suggested to give advantages in reaching cheap fat-rich products faster than lighter weight human competitors, increasing overall fitness. Sharting capability is thus a factor under heavy pressure of natural selection and a good candidate for studies on G. vulgaris speciation.
More research in transcriptomics of G. vulgaris is needed to understand patterns of differential gene expression leading to the markedly increased tendency towards toilet paper hoarding when compared to human beings. Understanding said patterns may help establish the point of divergence between modern humans and G. vulgaris, which has puzzled evolutionary biologists for decades.

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its 50%, you either die or you don't

The mask works, but you need P3 / P100 filters.
These white pads below the plastic cover.

google it you retard
open the mask and google what is said on the pads
that will tell you what level of protection it has

that hand wash doesnt kill viruses.

>Danish guberment deploying armed troops to seize all mask manufacturing facilities and stop the sale to private people

LMAO

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If they want to die, they die.
I don't want to get infected, so that's settled, what matters is the how?

>"What did you say I should call it?"
>"A-a n-nothingburger comrade supreme leader. T-t-this strategy h-has proven successful online"
>"Are you sure? If this makes me look like a fool I'll inject the virus straight into your peanus weanus"

it's 9 in state confirmed

> Was expecting for it to be more gore-y. Not bad.
Sometimes the goriest things are the simples ones

> webm related
Watch it at your own peril, try not to flinch

I have a collection of well edited, safe from site staff. Any objections to a little spicying up of the thread?

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FUGGG
THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!!!!

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put some fucking pants on, 2/10, not organized, ants gonna get into that pile of shit and you'll die.

So sorry, forgot to say "when society has collapsed"
You cannot rebuild a world alone

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I'll set aside some for you bro
this stream was bizzare
camera guy nearly fainting
heavy breathing
redfield looking mad as hell
and more

Dick's Drive-In on Broadway in Seattl

>2 employees diagnosed with COVID-19 yesterday
>One was hospitalized a month and a half ago for pneumonia, returned to work
>Sending home any employees that show symptoms of anything
>4 week gestation period
>Tourist trap
>Burgers

Anyone who's eaten here in the last like two months has been exposed fyi. Probably the whole staff has it, regardless of who's showing symptoms.

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its the most infected place on earth, ebola chan was born there.

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"but masks don't do anything"

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>tasered
>US
I smell bullshit, he would've been shot

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Our suffering will end soon.

i also bought the cat 3 months worth of dry and wet food, she is for keeping my sanity when staying indoors for 3 months.

pray for Israel

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for a week or 2 maybe, but when you have food for a few months, then you also better have other kind of supplies

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but I thought masks do nothing

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>CoronaChallange
Retarded teens will end us all

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we're fucked, all the old boomers here spreading it.

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800 in Germany
No deaths

So virus doesn't kill the true whites

What seems to be the problem, citizen? It's like you don't want to die or something.

Shhhhhhhh. Just... enjoy the screams before the silence.

No cases in Ohio still. I figure I have one more chance to pick stuff up before I batton down the hatches for a nice long stay indoors.

Paid my rent a 3 months in advance. I have 2-3 months of food, depending on how I stretch it. Have a literal bar for my door to prevent entry. Shotgun, and plenty of shells.

Just need some bleach and a few new garbage cans to store water in, and I should be okay.

Everyone is banning the sale of masks. They are becomming unobtainable at any price even to hospitals. Fucking retards.

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How much longer until the collapse?

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>have my prepper stash
>take vitamin C, D3 supplements
>only eat food I myself prepare

What measures have you taken?

What is the world total?

>Brick against drywall
2/10, stop hiring spics

If you need oxygen or ICU you're dead. Hospitals will be full in Poland in 2 weeks

20% of cases need oxygen to survive

You're supposed to masturbate with it, not eat it! Silly. Corona-chan infects primarily via the penis.

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>In order to counter and contain the spread of the COVID-19 virus in the
Lombardy Region and the provinces of Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Reggio nell'Emilia, Rimini, Pesaro
and Urbino, Venice, Padua, Treviso, Asti and Alessandria the following measures are adopted:

a) absolutely avoid any movement into and out of the territories referred to in
this article, as well as within the same territories referred to in this article,
except for journeys motivated by indifferent working needs or situations
of emergency;
b) to subjects with symptoms of respiratory infection and fever (greater than 37.5 ° C)
it is strongly recommended to stay at your home and to limit to
maximum social contacts, contacting your doctor;
c) absolute prohibition of mobility from one's home or dwelling for the subjects submitted
the quarantine measure or virus positive results;
d) sporting events and competitions of all types and disciplines are suspended in places
public or private.
e) the lifts in the ski areas are closed;
f) all organized events are suspended, as well as events in a public place
or private, including those of a cultural, recreational, sporting and religious nature, also
if held in closed places but open to the public, such as, for example, major events,
cinemas, theaters, pubs, dance schools, game rooms, betting rooms and bingo rooms,
discos and similar places; in these places all activities are suspended;
g) the opening of places of worship is conditional on the adoption of such organizational measures
to avoid gatherings of people, taking into account the dimensions and dimensions
characteristics of the places, and such as to guarantee that visitors can respect them
the distance between them of at least one meter. Civil and religious ceremonies are suspended,
including funeral ones;

FULL DECREE HERE
ilmessaggero.it/italia/coronavirus_diretta_italia_news_europa_francia_germania_usa_cina_islanda_7_marzo_2020-5096785.html

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Guys, I don't want this Happening anymore

I don't want this shit anymore.

South Korea is abbreviated to RoK, not SK.

So how much "out there" is Corona in Florida?

I dont know if I should start taking autistic precautions now or hide my power level until it is more appropriate.

>this only kills boomers right?
No, but the risk is relatively low if you are young. Provided of course that there's no comorbidity complicating matters, so no obesity, heart or cardiovascular disease, diabetes, asthma or otherwise weakened lung from chain smoking or whatever, your immune system is not compromised, and you don't depend heavily on regular medication for any other reason. If none of this applies you'll probably live, unless you don't. But the likelihood of that is borderline freak accident. Unless your healthcare is already overwhelmed, then it's less unlikely.

Questions?

That is an organic vapor mask. It is t n95 and it is supposed to be disposable. Probably better than nothing.

How many mask manufacturing facility do they have?

You don't get it. This is the end. Any contact with humans or animals from here on out is potentially fatal.

We are the last of our kind. Humanity dies this generation.

Her face has potential.

Depends.
Basic bitch surgical masks only help NO TO SPREAD the virus if you are infected. So that's the reason for mandatory masks in China.
N95/N99 and better masks that have good filters will protect you from the virus, but you should have glasses too, because the virus can be absorbed into your eyes as well.

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>tfw I already live /innawoods/
>tfw I probably got the gookflu in the store
I don't even have the internet, I'm just visiting human society for my bi-monthly supply run and to catch up on current events
How you fags holding up?
Any dead anons yet?
Is this the happening?
Will my next visit be met by death and large scale social collapse?

>virus that only kills over 70 and people with very weak immune systems
whoa it's literally
N O T H I N G

> almost no protein
10 lbs of protein powder
10 lbs of peanut butter
10 lbs of deenz
12 lbs of beaaanz

The WHO director actually addressed this yesterday basically saying that hospitals need to chill the fuck out in discharging patients. Modern hospitals are all about getting people out the door as quickly as possible, the virus is likely still just active in these people despite them passing whatever criteria allows them to be considered "recovered."

Suck on vitamin c and zinc lozenge once per hour. You literally cannot get sick

it hasnt even begun burgerfren

this is what I have, solid, right?

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Any Brit bros in self isolation?

Just wondered if you call them with symptoms what happens...

How to prove to my employer I need to self isolate?

where's the catfood?

Nice dick bro

It's about fucking time. We've been overdue for a cleansing for a while.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

You will be free soon.

Wtf?

SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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youtube.com/watch?v=MI5aeyIxHWE
>youtube.com/watch?v=MI5aeyIxHWE
youtube.com/watch?v=MI5aeyIxHWE
I thought it was S(hit) K(orea) and B(est) K(orea)

+1

4 of spades

What do you do once even western nations will limit internet access to "essential services" to stop the spread of misinformation?
Your time here is limited.
Better download those 200 hour visual novels and animu backlog now, while you still can.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE GYMS

no one actually knows but from the amount of travel that happens here i'm and only 188 tests given i would say there's a lot
also its only been i believe 6-7 days before the first confirmed case
we're in the middle of the incubation period and 14 days past the first confirmed postive +3 days for more tests results to come back in will be more by the hour by then

>Be in America
>Chiraq
>Southside
Chiraq anons, where are you at? Hope you are prepped and armed.

God bless, let me know where we meet up.

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>Coronavirus infections could increase tenfold every 19 days, study says
give it two weeks

We are closed fellas

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Not all people who need oxygen will die. Plenty of previously healthy people survive pneumonia without supportive care. People with any comorbidities are fucked though and a sizable part of workforce will be knocked out for weeks.

Oh nice I'll use that head instead.

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COME THE FUCK ON CHICAGO
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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Florida outlawed sanctuary cities/counties though

The ride never stops, user. You're on it to the end.

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THIS HAPPENING WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ONLY CHINKS ! AAAHHHHH

Look, I'm 19, no obesity in fact I may be too thin, if I remain as I am, I'll get infected, which I don't want so I need to shake it up, back to the main stuff, which one is it? 2 strains or reinfection? Both?
Apparently so, reinfection will kill you.

YOU SPAGHETTI ANONS NEED TO LIVE STREAM

Jim you wretched queer, stream pls

>permanent lung damage
>very likely to cause heart damage
>wekens the immune system
>causes pneumonia, a fluid has to be drained from your lungs, without medical care you are as good as dead
>as cases rise medical care would stop for the lack of equipment and doctors
>reinfection at unknown rate
>all reinfected individuals are dead
Yes, it's nothing, user. Let that Chinese spit in your mouth, don't be racismo

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Oh yeah. Both employees were 20 and white, one male, one female, who were in a relationship

Don't date your coworkers or you'll get killed by a somethingburger

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

what's holding the mask on?

No, you want P100 for 99.97% or at least P99

DO NOT TRUST THE DEENZ LOBBYISTS. THEY ARE SHILLS FOR SATAN.

TAKE THE RED BEENZ PILL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

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very comunist desu

two weeks into your quarantine our own government finally started taking temperatures at the border
we're going down together luigi

Impossible to predict. But when it does, it will be overnight.

The members of the CCP need to be brought to court and charged with Crimes against humanity!

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cum

if it makes you feel any better, you are just the first to get hit. Soon, half of Europe will be "red zones".

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not pictured, got 3 months of wet/dry food for the cat.

you have no idea how bad this could still get

>limit internet access to "essential services" to stop the spread of misinformation?

You put a "mis" in front of "information" by mistake.

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>People with any comorbidities are fucked
press F for me, I guess.

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>imagine thinking Coronachan cares about immigration status
Not many illegals on them cruise liners boomer

What does the lockdown entail? No travel between regions? Public places closed? People in service industry are off work?

post calorie count beenz shill

guys we've 3,894 new cases today. we're gonna reach 4000 new cases per day. i think we're above the levels that china ever reported besides that one 14k in a day.

okay can someone please explain to me what's going on? I've been away for about 100 threads

When do you think we will have another chance to live again? 50, 1000, 10000 years later? My first conscious memories are a warm, but hazy feelings of recognition.

>call dad and ask him if we should prep or not
>he tells me not to worry, it's just a flu
>if it IS the end of the world, stressing out about it and prepping isn't going to save us, we're all doomed anyways
>says it will be better to be dead than live in some 3rd world America

Welp. Looks like it's time to stop taking this so seriously and just enjoy the show.

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>redfield looking mad as hell
he's indirectly responsible and the politicians are fucking it up

Please at least change it to "the window of opportunity is narrowing" so it makes a little sense you fucking retard.

>tfw THIS
Only in Murrica...

TEAM PEEP REPORTING IN

SOUND OFF!
> SOUND OFF!
SOUND OFF!
> SOUND OFF!

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>BEENZ
ENJOY YOUR INCOMPLETE PROTEIN FAGGOT
/DEENZGANG/

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kitty

inform people to wash and be clean always

TRY BUYING RED BEENZ AFTER THE COLLAPSE WITH YOUR SHINY ROCKS. HERE'S A HINT: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO.

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I mentally prepared myself to lose friends and family over this if its actually happening.

>DA SNIFFLE HABBENING

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Oh wow gee-whiz a hundred people died today in a world of 7 billion, the end is truly fucking nigh. Jesus H. Christ would you people look at yourselves? Jerking each other off with doom porn and probably scaring the shit out of your families with your incessant paranoia. I can’t wait until this shit blows over in another couple weeks, hopefully by then you attention deficit retards will move on to something else and quit shitting up the board

>>says it will be better to be dead than live in some 3rd world America

Your dad is pretty based

I am looking forward to recycling boomers in the gator pits. It's going be a wild fucking ride as 4 million old fags in this state get sick.

hey what comes after generation z anyway

>as decided by the guberment

either strain invades your nerves, never leaves and constantly attacks until your immune system is depleted and you die

everyone dies

Checked for dead.

>Be young person
>Get virus
>It won't harm or kill you but makes you a spreader
>You visit your parents
>They get critical sick and could die
>Visit your grandparents and uncles/aunts
>They could just die

This is the worst fucking shit ever

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So, Northern Italy going full China?

Good.
Someone needs to start closing the fucking borders.
Go Italy.
All the best.

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>it's alive I tell you, it's alive

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We're all infected.

Can't wait for him to go off the deep end, shoot the president and then claim he was infected

>buying bottled water
did you get some canned air as well?

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literally everyone dies

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what's going on? anyone?

You may be prioritized for intensive care if you are young and go critical. They will be trying to save young people first if shit really hits the fan. Stay safe pastabro.

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No one really knows for sure, but the most likely answer right now seems to be 2 separate strains, with an additional very low likelihood that you don't develop immunity and get reinfected from the same strain you already had. But really, no one knows for sure.

Doesn't mean it doesn't have them actually. Some states have weaker bans on them. In Florida's case, some have actually been designated by the DOJ.

>>immigration status
Ok coomer

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Change the head on the bottom panel too.

I check and I kek

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generation poo

beans are so much cheaper.

italy on lockdown, jew york declares state of emergency and pompeo wants to quarantine manhatten.
boomers are killing each other over toilet paper.
shits fucked and im loving it.

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WTF are chinks doing here?
twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1236146390314647552
twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1236146163088269314
I thought it's for riot protection but no it's not

Kill yourselves tripfags

what about corona discord server
what happened on march 5th
what about the hexagon on jupiter
what is happening when will the 7th seal break

>He doesn't have 80L or UHT milk.
not gonna make it

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Same. If the world will end at least make it nuclear not some shit chink virus

>catalonians being spared
its not fair

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Hi glow nigger

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Eat my ass tripfag

I got some INTEL for you guys
very soon, maybe in 6 hours
they will close NRW

So... we're fucked or what here? I'm so confused.. why did they suddenly report 11k 'recovered'?

I want to get spare N95s for faily use. What should I do?

how many cases did you store away? at a dozen now but think 20 cases may be a safe amount

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> could
will

Walling in the murdered people

starting to agree. if this kills off the boomers, america will be like 20% white afterward. not sure how we recover from that.

>PORTUGAL IS NOW THE 30TH MOST INFECTED COUNTRY BETWEEN INDIA AND VIETNAM
PORTUGAL IS NOW THE 30TH MOST INFECTED COUNTRY BETWEEN INDIA AND VIETNAM

>PORTUGAL IS NOW THE 30TH MOST INFECTED COUNTRY BETWEEN INDIA AND VIETNAM
PORTUGAL IS NOW THE 30TH MOST INFECTED COUNTRY BETWEEN INDIA AND VIETNAM

>PORTUGAL IS NOW THE 30TH MOST INFECTED COUNTRY BETWEEN INDIA AND VIETNAM
PORTUGAL IS NOW THE 30TH MOST INFECTED COUNTRY BETWEEN INDIA AND VIETNAM

nice cope
Doesn't matter, will have collapsed in 2 weeks anyway

My parents are actively wanting to contract and die to this virus. How can I prevent the lung damage once they spread it to me while waiting for them to die from it.

fine whatever fuck the trip what the fuck guys?

Even if I never can safely get within 10 feet of another human being in my life, I'd still like to live as long as possible.

Just because other people all die, doesn't mean I can't chill like Will Smith in I Am Legend.

oh look it's a jew. just so you know, i find lonely jewish girls in their late 20s and lead them on until their fertility window closes. I've done it over a dozen time, i have 4 on the line right now.

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You don't have to eat them alone. They're best with rice and sausage.

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I'll just drop the trip, fuck keeping you ungreatful cunts updated on my medical shit i guess

Where do you get UHT milk? I've never seen it sold anywhere.

Where the fuck can i get masks? And how expensive are they

MOLDOVA IS GONE

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J U S T

A

F L U

Lots of coughing here, even the doctor was touching my eyes without gloves, the virus is not here yet, right?
Well then, got any ideas on how to leave my family, got only respirators, cleaver and no training

Which court?
Mutts don't support the international criminal court

Too late faggot
Should have listened

I don't know why more people don't understand this. Prepping is fun, besides.

I've already got cancer. if it gets me I'm gone. GG corona chan

Bussi baby, bussi baby, bussi baby!

Oh wow! Maybe literally nothing will happen! Like every disease panic in the last two decades

I already have full face masks p100 filters etc.

I just want some extra N95s

CMON FAGGOT ANSWER

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>GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE
Well, fuck.

The game servers would never be shut down. Vidiya helps people stay indoors and distracts them.

How can I help fellow user?

We are committing seppuku to "slow" down a virus that already can't be contained, this is the end for this country.

105,818

You buy them two weeks ago

I thought they already had

>not eating deenz & beenz
stop being poor

This one have p3 filter but no stock.
I only hope that the president close the borders because if the get something like italy here in Peru we are fucking dead.

Plus my nephew infected me with the flu or I hope its only that, he was infected his friend a kid from usa and his familiy get a lot of people from usa to visit. Well, I'm coughing no stop for a couple of days.
I hope its nothing serious.

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The really sad thing is that this is the 2nd time half a country is in lockdown but the leaders of western nations will not learn and do nothing until its to late again.

why at 4 in the morning?

Nobody cares, kangaroo fucker. This isn't your blog.

nothing, it's over

Bannerlord is out on the 31st.

We will all play it a couple of weeks before civilization ends.

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mm yes let's stop the incentives to produce mask manufacturing
next step is to force people to work in the mask manufacturing fields

So that leaves Albania, and who else?

This, I'm surprised how little people here give a shit. Do all of you just hate your parents/grandparents or are they all dead?

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they are all gone negro.

I hope.

You got any sort of idea if the virus came from the north or south?

why does it seem like things have taken a very bad turn? I'm extremely worried now

this is never going to become pasta we care about fuck off

>he didn't buy a mask months ago
Selber Schuld Ahmed

You can do that without being cunt.

pathetic because you fear.

Depends on where you live.
Hardware stores or auto stores.
Everything on Amazon is simply not worth your family surviving.

virgin beenz
>buys beenz
>dies of protein deficinecy
>has the shits everyday
>farts scare away potential gf

CHAD DEENZ
>buys DEENZ
>SO MUCH PROTEIN HE GROWS MUSCLE IN QUARANTINE
>NO SHITS
>FARTS SMELL ONLY OF THE OCEAN
>ATTRACTS MATES FROM KILOMETERS AWAY

dont fall for the beenz lobby
DEENZ YESTERDAY
DEENZ TODAY
AND DEENZ TOMMOROW

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WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY THIS FUCKING SHITTY CHEEK FILTER MASK INSTEAD OF A 40MM MASK WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINK NOW I'M HERE WAITING FOR A 40MM MASK TO ARRIVE FUUUCCCKKKK AHHHHH

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fuck that shit, if they don't save my grandpa first I'll riot. We love our families.

I'm more excited to play HL:A. The bastards managed to make a game before the world ends.

Where is the cat food?

shut down a shitty mall-type thing, so people won't go there and get infected

you probably have hiv user

26 for Czech Republic now

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Fuck boomers.

I got mine already so I can sit and laugh.

>not mentioning the incubation period
It's totally fucked up, indeed

Madagascar and Mauritius

You don't need a trip to do that. There aren't 300 Austrian posters.

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Wow! BIG if true... Keep me posted.

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>wake up
>quarantined

shieet nigga

Poortugal seems to be poor both in money and infections

link to stream please

That just sounds like dating a bunch of yids for over a decade.
Fake and gay, go take your PrEP you fucking queer

>105,818
Only 105,818? How long is it stuck at 105,818? Four days? Five days?

If anyone needs to combat the feeling of doom and helplessness, I made a parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" about coronavirus:
bitchute.com/video/Ka6J6QuPG2Tv/

my parents are gunna be the ones who give it to me.

There is nothing. And governments are ordering this stuff in the MILLIONS currently.

where are the doomsday cults?

Live press conference with the MInister of Health and the Health Director General (both women).

>We have identified that recent cases were in institutions of teaching

>We recommend the closing of the Faculty of Pharmacy of Porto, part of the Faculty of History of Minho University, etc.

>Northern Portugal is fucked!

*murders you in your sleep at hight of crisis for your shitty level of hoarded supplies*

Nice trips bro, I'm not even that scared for my own health, a little though as some say this virus stays in the neurons to attack later on. This is all just so crazy.

Haha, we got a really bad shortage of housing here in the Netherlands, so it would definitely help.

I've been warning my family for 5 weeks.
They still think I'm some schizo

>Zoomers and millenial
>Caring about anything except for themselves and faceberglikes
user please

He tweeted that he is doing one tomorrow.

it was something retarded like alpha, dosent matter anymore anyway.

>greenland and madagaskar still untouched

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The wuhan flu goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wuhan flu goes round and round

Killing everyone.

What a ho

A fellow Peep, I see. Where the rest of my Peeps at?
Any Niggerbutter and Chocolatefags ITT?Only 3 Pink Pipeline Punches. They don’t last decades like other canned goods since there’s a polymer lining inside the aluminium can which will dissolve, and then the rest of the container will dissolve too presumably

read the links in the OP including th pastebin
Stop being lazy and expecting spoonfeeding

zu spät, Ronny

they'll die from it though, not you

My friend is in the fucking hospital on a second infection, dipshit, and she's young with no underlying conditions.

>india safe
literally how?

And the chinks are already recovering just fine. South Korea manages to have less deaths than Iran and Huwai has registered the lowest number of infected in days.

Its the black plague for Europe all over again

the fuck is NRW?

so to translate from muttlish: you shart in the mart 20 times a week, each time weeping of pure joy. you are then happy for the grace of the lord that layers upon layers of fat completely cover your circumcised micro penis and thus you can pretend not to be a brided slave of the superior jewish nation

ELE declaration requires official finding.
If .gov .mil know it is an ELE, they will not announce to avoid panic in streets.
If .gov .mil KNOW it is NOT an ELE, this should be SPECIFICALLY debunked to prevent panic from people thinking it is.

>NRW
Nord Rhein Westfallen?

That uh, looks a tag young.

your microbiome will adapt to the beans and you won't get gas.
I have no idea what you mean by protien deficiency, there's a lot of protien in beans

I would only accept premium breedable pussy, bullets and medicine as payment

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>mutt
>lecturing anyone
crawl back into your mutthut
I was asked to put on a trip because of the many austrian posters but sure

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The L-strain stuff is just not really possible unless this is a super unique virus which it really isn't. Viral mutations don't immediately go from mild to instant death like people are spreading about this.

What do you mean? Look I just want to go innawoods/jungle