/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1709

► Detected: 105,938 ► Died: 3,567

>NEWS
Another Iranian member of parliament dies
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eBay bans sales of masks and related items
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CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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New York declares state of emergency
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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Virus affects blood circulation
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
doi.org/10.1128/JVI.02015-19

Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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Nurses refused testing by CDC
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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China only testing people with Hubei travel history
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>LATEST CASES
19:25: 21 new cases in Greece.
19:16: 9 new cases in Norway.
19:05: 22 new cases and 3 new deaths in Washington state, United States. This includes 13 new cases in King County, 8 new cases in Snohomish County, and 1 new case in Clark County. The 3 new deaths are in King County.
18:45: 233 new cases and 5 new deaths in France.
18:30: 5 new cases in Massachusetts, United States.
18:20: 6 new cases in British Columbia, Canada. Two are connected to a care home in North Vancouver, 2 traveled from Iran, and 2 others are former passengers of the Grand Princess cruise ship.
17:50: 1 new case in Ireland. Patient recently traveled from northern Italy.

>MORE
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When the common american (Goblinus vulgaris) is put in stressful situations, such as 500000 dollar bill for 0.1% saline solution injection or nothingburger airborne AIDS pandemic he instinctively sharts as a way to keep predators at bay and obtain extra propulsion to escape danger.
Toilet paper has been observed to be commonly used in such situations as a means to wipe the shart accumulated in the pants as to keep the anal route open to perform consecutive shart propulsions
Toilet paper is also believed to be tucked as an anus plug to contain naturally occurring shart emissions and increase pressure for stronger explosive shart propulsions.
Use of toilet-paper-enhanced shart propulsion in tandem with scooters has been suggested to give advantages in reaching cheap fat-rich products faster than lighter weight human competitors, increasing overall fitness. Sharting capability is thus a factor under heavy pressure of natural selection and a good candidate for studies on G. vulgaris speciation.
More research in transcriptomics of G. vulgaris is needed to understand patterns of differential gene expression leading to the markedly increased tendency towards toilet paper hoarding when compared to human beings. Understanding said patterns may help establish the point of divergence between modern humans and G. vulgaris, which has puzzled evolutionary biologists for decades.

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well fuck. two weeks turns out to not be a meme after all

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China took their NHC data offline after too much attention was drawn to their pneumonia numbers--over 1 million cases in December.

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>people prepping
Nigga I'm just gonna go out and pillage and loot everything once the governments break down.
Me lol'ing at you prepperfags

youtube.com/watch?v=pbWvtM2cniA
WUHAN RECENT FOOTAGE ON THE STREETS

SURE LOOKS NORMAL AND BACK TO USUAL

pence live soon
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,652 (3,070) ► International 25,286 (497): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Italy 5,883 (233) Iran 5,823 (145) France 949 (16) D. Princess 696 (6) Spain 503 (10) Japan 461 (6) USA 395 (17) Switzerland 268 (1) UK 206 (2) Netherlands 188 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 64 (2) Iraq 54 (4) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 6 (1) Germany 800 Belgium 169 Sweden 161 Norway 156 Singapore 138 Malaysia 93 Bahrain 85 Austria 79 Greece 66 Kuwait 61 Canada 60 Iceland 50 Egypt 48 UAE 45 India 34 Lebanon 28 Denmark 27 Czechia 21 Israel 21 Portugal 20 Vietnam 20 Algeria 19 Finland 19 Ireland 19 Palestine 19 Oman 16 Brazil 14 Ecuador 14 Russia 14 Georgia 13 Romania 13 Croatia 12 Qatar 12 Slovenia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Argentina 8 S. Arabia 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 Poland 6 N. Zealand 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Afghanistan 4 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 Slovakia 3 Cambodia 2 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 S. Africa 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Paraguay 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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All things must pass. We will live trough this. Stay safe frens.

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>that one pizza

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0 cases here

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>German state of Hesse putting out orders for
>> 60.000 protective suits
>> 30.000 protective goggles
>> 1.000.000 face masks
>Italy starts pulling doctors back out of retirement

j-just a flu bro

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>twitter.com/alexandersuma/status/1236049825512206336
>Dutch guy exhibiting symptoms and travel history, health organization won't even test
>another guy weighing in who has experienced symptoms before and is coughing again, possibly meaning he's getting reinfected

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +100 (+28) S. Korea +448 (+5) Italy +1,247 (+36) Iran +1,076 (+21) France +296 (+7) Spain +102 (+2) USA +76 (+2) Germany +130 Japan +41 Switzerland +54 UK +42 Netherlands +60 Belgium +60 Sweden +24 Norway +29 Singapore +8 Malaysia +10 Bahrain +25 Austria +13 Greece +21 Australia +1 Kuwait +3 Canada +6 Iraq +8 Thailand +2 Iceland +5 Egypt +33 India +3 Lebanon +6 Denmark +6 Czechia +2 Portugal +7 Vietnam +3 Algeria +2 Finland +4 Ireland +1 Palestine +3 Brazil +1 Ecuador +1 Russia +1 Georgia +4 Romania +4 Croatia +1 Qatar +1 Slovenia +4 S. Arabia +2 Philippines +1 Poland +1 N. Zealand +1 Hungary +1 Afghanistan +3 Malta +3 Slovakia +2 Cambodia +1 Maldives +2 S. Africa +1 Paraguay +1 Total +3,993 (+101)

JUJST THE FLU BRO

>North Carolina has only tested 19 people for Coronavirus.
If you're not in one of the big boy states consider your government as not testing at all. We're all doomed, people are just going to spread while thinking there's barely any in your state.

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State with no confirmed cases reporting. People are going about their business as usual, no ppe in sight. Our hospitals are some of the most understaffed in the country. We're doomed.

We are on pace for non-China exponential growth in cases. Number in thousands based on Johns Hopkins website
3/5/20 17.5
3/6 20.92
3/7 25.02
3/8 29.92
3/9 35.78
3/10 42.79
3/11 51.18
3/12 61.20
3/13 73.19
3/14 87.53
3/15 104.68
3/16 125.18
3/17 149.71
3/18 179.03
3/19 214.10

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SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
HOW MANY PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE JUST GOING ON WITH DAILY LIFE AS USUAL NOT EVEN WORRIED
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
NO ONE CARES UNTIL ITS AT THEIR DOORSTEP AND IT'S TOO LATE
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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10/10 pasta.
Death to America!

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youtube.com/watch?v=S5QD6Y-JvBw
its up

What if the government keeps you quarantined for 3+ months before it breaks down?

>pillage and loot from likely infected people
genius
Get stuff for at least a few weeks. You don't want to go out once shit gets as bad as italy.

>PENCE IS IN FLORIDA AGAIN
>TALKING TO CRUISE COMPANIES
youtube.com/watch?v=S5QD6Y-JvBw
my state is so fucked.

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ALL ANONS ON DECK

THERE IS A CASE IN THE WOODLANDS, TX NOW!

WOODLANDS MEMORIAL HERMAN HOSPITAL

So, /cvg/, I was gonna go on a trip to the Oregon coast next month. This will all blow over, right?

China infected themselves and enacted harsh quarantines to get their population exposed to the virus early.

Now that other countries are just now starting to collapse they'll roll in with an army of chinks to take over.

This is how WW3 starts. Get ready.

Washington office fag here. I'm not going back to work monday

whats a big boy state?
florida with one of the most or THE most visited place in the country during winter has had a total of 188 tests done

no

Australia is next

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Will the lockdown work?

The virus is just a excuse for govs around the world to kill their population

And someone told me they were going on a trip to Italy in April lmao

source?

You'll be dead by the end of the week

80% cases mild
>all this means is that you don't need ICU ventilator
>a "mild" case can still give you horrible pneumonia
13% are severe
>this means you can't keep your oxygen levels in your blood high enough and need ICU machine assisted breathing or you'll die
6% are critical
>this means even with all modern medical and medicinal technology at our disposal we still can't get your oxygenation levels high enough because of partial or complete respiratory failure
>end up dying to multiple organ failure as you cells are choked to death
Also consider that at any time we only have the ICU beds available to care for 10,000 people at a time.
And 3/4ths of them are already full.
May God be with you all.

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>>>The members of the CCP needs to be changed with Crimes against humanity!

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>pneumonia numbers--over 1 million cases in December
Sure, "pneumonia".

Yo, let's meet up after everyone has died; we can share rations.

>Italy starts pulling doctors back out of retirement
Italy will be fine. China just gifted them a bunch of masks. An act of great generosity reminiscent of when European settlers gave the native Americans smallpox infested blankets to keep them warm in winter.

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cooming is the cure

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things are still sane here in NY

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ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING

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some nurse posted it on Nextdoor app, it's legit as sliced bread.

>work at a unionized factory
>get sick
>survive
>but 3/4s of the factory are actual boomers
>eventually go back to work
>im now in top percentage of seniority because the boomers died
>corona chan has blessed me with a perminate employment

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What is that sigil for?

Sialic acid houses the virus.

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Too smol to contain it.

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Every time I ever prepared for the happening over the years, buying silver coins, buying sacks of rice and coal, learning survival skills etc. I always thought it would be hypothetical. I never actually thought I'd see a happening

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ASK THESE FUCKERS WHY WE ARE NOT TESTING

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What the fuck is this cameraman doing?

>camera man struggling to breathe

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At what point will they stop testing? Sooner or later the amount of people infected or potentially infected will be far too high to even bother with testing

no, the people responsible are the members of the american government who chose their wallet over the safety of american citizens; treason
this is any and all DHS responsible for stopping travel
the CDC and the WHO
god knows how many people should be tried

Brothers... my time has come... My treasure (books, hidden government information, lost historic files, kike secrets, Rebeca Linares' golden age porn, 3 TB of pre 2010 games) is buried in my yard... If I die, you're allowed to take it... just take car of my lubed dildo traps...

I will staple a 4 of clubs to my hat so be on the lookout and don't shoot me

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fugg. i guess it's over then. I was thinking places like Washington, California, and New York.

THE CAM IS SHAKING END OF THE WORLD PANIC

THAT YOU KNOW OF ;)

it will be interesting to see if the number of deaths starts to spike in the next report, as the amount of deaths by pneumonia that are, like, totally not corona will increase.
>rivm.nl/monitoring-sterftecijfers-nederland

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This. "Mild" will still knock you flat on your ass. If all you have is a bit of a coof that just means it's early.

>candy aisle
Post an aisle that actually matter fatass

One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you, But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

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>EDMONTON MAN INFECTED AFTER TRAVELING IN THE US
>WAS IN MICHIGAN, ILLINOIS AND OHIO
>CURRENTLY NO REPORTED CASES IN OHIO OR MICHIGAN
what the fuck is going on in america. it's worse than china.

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According to Chinese media, swimming in the Ganges cures Coronavirus

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I'm supposed to be attending a concert today; had my ticket since last year. Already one confirmed case here, with a suspected second. Band was previously in Mexico. What measures should I be taking if I'm still attending?

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kek

CAMERMAN HAS CORONACHAN

katu.com/news/local/four-new-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-in-oregon-state-health-officials-say

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Where you at user? Things here in Rochester are still relatively calm, but stuff like hand sanitizer and TP is starting to sell out.

So comfy

THEY BETTER BE IN FARADAY CAGES FOR FRIG’S SAKE

So, what's the Nothingburgerfags's end game. Do they just want to see how many people Corona-chan can dab on or just try to make everyone work until the very last second so that the kikes can squeeze every last cent out of us?

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based chinks trying to kill indians

whats wrong ith the camera men holy shit

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JUST A FLU BRO
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Moldova 1

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He caught it in the US too.

am i the only one that DOES NOT use toilet paper ever? just bidet soap and a towel to change every day
i mean i have it for guests

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Lads he's speaking to Corona-chan can Mikey get anymore based?

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USA count is 411 with 20 deaths.

We're fucking piling em up boys.

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Thanks for the edits Polanon!

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Coronavirus general, more like HYPOCHONDRIACTS GENERAL.

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Biological warfare. You will lose loved ones, you will be terrified when this is over. You will submit and obey, or you will get another dose of something worse.

>Corona is all around

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Corona's all around me
And the pandemic grows
It's carried on the wind
It's everywhere I go, oh yes it is
So if you're really coofing
Come on and let it grow

You know I'm coofing, I always will
My mind's made up by the
Way that I feel
There's no beginning,
There'll be no end
'cause on vaccines you can't depend

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>release deadly virus that has extinction level potential at most, societal collapse at least
>here's free masks, Italy! we promise we didn't coof on them!
LMAO

Fucking Chinks. Jesus fuck. I'd set them all on fire. I'm not joking. Those things are all contaminated. This is done in order to accelerate. I repeat. THIS IS DONE IN ORDER TO ACCELERATE THE SPREAD! DON'T TRUST THE CHINKS! BURN THEM!!! Or at least determine if you can reliably test & disinfect them 100%. Don't use them without prior testing & disinfection!

Here is the fabled shit paper row that you southern fucks care so much about.

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Watch the reactions to this massive truth bomb. That will tell you what's happening and why nobody is waking up.

EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES
EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES
EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES
EVERYONE DIES
>EVERYONE DIES

medium.com/@gaertner.adamp/covid-19-is-the-big-one-cda91ea74646

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pozzed bastard

disgusting. Just like a shitty mudslime

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Even if China says “get back to work”, hundreds of millions of workers have to decide “ok I’ll risk travelling back to my work now”
China is totally fucked

So that's why cases are dropping. There's no one left to report.

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Now I understand why poland hates Jews, you were actually operating one of the largest extermination camps during the holocaust. No wonder nazism runs so deep in your blood, truly a bloodthristy and evil people, I hope the muslim hordes will breed out this evil from you.

kek are those niggers and they were sad because KFC is closed?

Wash your hands
Disinfect items like your phone when you get home
Do not touch your face
Keep your distance from people
Good luck

CAN THIS FUCKER HOLD THE CAMERA STILL

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Reminds me of Necrophos. Kill is the cure.

TEXAS IS PREPARING MARTIAL LAW
>TEXAS IS PREPARING MARTIAL LAW

>Today the Texas Supreme Court appointed judges to preside over forced quarantine proceedings if necessary... see below:

>txcourts.gov/media/1446000/209032.pdf

>For more information, please read Chapter 81 of the Texas Health & Safety Code. Link below:

>statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/HS/htm/HS.81.htm

>Some important parts:
>Sec. 81.151. APPLICATION FOR COURT ORDER. (a) At the request of the health authority, a municipal, county, or district attorney shall file a sworn written application for a court order for the management of a person with a communicable disease. At the request of the department, the attorney general shall file a sworn written application for a court order for the management of a person with a communicable disease.
(f) In this section, "control measures" includes:
(1) immunization;
(2) detention;
(3) restriction;
(4) disinfection;
(5) decontamination;
(6) isolation;
(7) quarantine;
(8) disinfestation;
(9) chemoprophylaxis;
(10) preventive therapy;
(11) prevention; and
(12) education.

Will cruise ships ever recover??? a whole year of 1/2 the normal passengers at best.

Our fucking state government would sacrifice us all just so they could pander to our nigger population and suck off the RTP jews for just a little longer

HAVE YOU TAKEN THE BEENZ PILL? DUMP THOSE NASTY DEENZ, AND GET YOU SOME BLUE RUNNER RED BEENZ.

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WW3 general soon, just wait 2 more weeks bro
Source: dude trust me

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So what are confirmed symptoms? Obviously pneumonia and death but any other symptoms that are different from the flu or bad cold?

katu.com/news/local/four-new-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-in-oregon-state-health-officials-say
Write us off your travel plans.

Fuck, just found out last night that things for me have gone from "IT'S HAPPENING" to "IT ALREADY HAPPENED". Two cases at a high volume Seattle based tourist trap / fast food place, a friend of mine and her bf who both work there. She was already hospitalized once back in MID JANUARY, after she was already sick to the point of having fainting spells at work. She was diagnosed with - of course - pneumonia, and was back at work a few days after being released. I just found out from another coworker that she was back in the hospital, now with a COVID-19 diagnoses. Given the incubation period, it's safe to say that anyone who has eaten at said high volume fast food tourist trap in the past two months has been exposed, and the whole staff is likely infected.
Their stats: Both white, both 20, no underlying conditions. The place is sending home employees with any symptoms for anything, but these people were at work for a good damn long time while contagious.

Breddy sure I already got it, albeit a real mild case, though with the possibility of reinfection i'm shitting bullets rn. Had a real nasty cough for about 5 days about a month ago. Another buddy of mine who I pretty much hang out with daily came down with the same thing, which seemed to clear up and then came back again about a week later. He went to the hospital and was diagnosed with pneumonia, given a bottle of hydrocodone syrup, and sent out the door. I feel fine now, but I'mm be pissed if it comes back and my testicles get destroyed by eating fucking hamburgers

> health organization won't even test

This shows pretty well how fucking incompetent Western medical sector is.
This same shit is occurring all across the spectrum.
People have symptoms and it's like getting blood from stone trying to get the medical fucks to conduct tests.
It's almost like some weird ass denial from the officials. "If we don't test for it, it doesn't exist!"
Our medical people responsible for the quarantines let the quarantined people walk around and say that the disease can't spread while symptoms aren't present.
Medical field is a fucking clown world on a whole another level.

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They have over a billion people and pneumonia is fairly common compared to other non-flu infections. The US treats 3 million pneumonia patients every year, with a population of more than 330 million.

1 million pneumonia cases for a winter month in China is typical.

Shut up leaf, you'll have even less test kits than us.

No for lombardy, Yes for Italy

>Mfw corona chan

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government bailout courtesy of china

Fucking imbecile boomer.

Seizures, brainstem death, heart failure, more death

just death

You as well user

Might go on a cheap cruise in summer lads

I think it will be high but not nearly as high in as in china.
Chinas cramped conditions and non-existant sanination likley made deaths and reinfections higher then even the viruses normal rate.
>symptoms subside enough to go back to normal life
>go outside into the overcrowded street and immediately get infected again

Ok so, pretty sure that children will cause corona-chan to spread further and faster.
Lets say you close schools. Kids are fucking bored and a bunch of brainlets as it is so what they'll do is go around spreading the virus even if quarantine is in effect, causing mass spread that nobody can't do anything about.
Solution? Cremate all the children before things happen.

10/10 jewpost, thanks for reminding everyone why your kind needs to be exterminated.

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>Adam Goldstein president of some cruise line
Says he won't close his cruise line and that tourism and travel is imperative to American life.

>have constant tickle in my throat around vocal chords
>urge to coof whenever I talk
So long my frens

SHO SHO

Happening is cancelled.
Cases in China have come to a stop, didn't even get to 100k cases kek

I heard there will be testing done at UW today.
Does anyone know when the Washington update should be expected?

Additionally, how many King Countyfags and surrounding areafags do we have lurking here?

ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
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>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
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>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
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>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
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>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES
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>ONE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE HEIR OF SPAIN, PRINCESS LEONOR, STUDIES

>elmundo.es/ciencia-y-salud/salud/2020/03/07/5e63f21721efa01f428b4627.html

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, SAVE THE PRINCESS LOLI, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Praying we defeat this Goliath of a happening user

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>LOMBARDIA REGION AND 11 OTHER PROVINCES ARE NOW IN LOCKDOWN
LOMBARDIA REGION AND 11 OTHER PROVINCES ARE NOW IN LOCKDOWN
>LOMBARDIA REGION AND 11 OTHER PROVINCES ARE NOW IN LOCKDOWN
LOMBARDIA REGION AND 11 OTHER PROVINCES ARE NOW IN LOCKDOWN
>LOMBARDIA REGION AND 11 OTHER PROVINCES ARE NOW IN LOCKDOWN
LOMBARDIA REGION AND 11 OTHER PROVINCES ARE NOW IN LOCKDOWN

Lombardia has over 10 million people
Piemonte (4.5 mil) has just bought 5000 ventilator helmets, two of our provinces are also in lockdown (Asti and Alessandria)

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Torino isn't hit yet but I'm about ready to bolt the fuck out of here at the first sign of trouble desu

i hope you also think that trump should be blamed and not re-elected

THREAD THEME
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death to pasta

DON'T BE A JEW

TRY THESE BEENZ

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cool larp bro 3/10

Very true. So, too, humanity must pass.

You Dutch people don't know shit

they just want (you)s like (you)

Mike "cruisliners must be shocked" Pence recap:
>shilling
"We talked to pleny of people"
"god bless trump"
"100% screening of people from SK,Italy or China"
"risk of contracting corona remains low"
"just a flu"
>unique challenges for cruiseline industry
"cruiseships especially vulnerable"
>Goldstein talking:
bootlicking, more screening

point of the stream: ?????

is it possible that covid19 is fake?

did anyone saw the dead people or is there anyone out there who got cured?

They never started testing. Only tests that have been given are those administered to people in critical care that they already know have the virus. They have only promised to deliver testing kits for general population, and not one of those promises have been kept. UW developed a test independent of government, and announced on 3/5/20. CDC shut it down within 24 hours because it would do to much to help control the spread.

You really have to get over the idea that governments are trying to stop this.

Its biological warfare. You're the target.

Checked for justice
Life will endure
No matter how bad it gets some will come through

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>TEXAS IS PREPARING MARTIAL LAW

Alex Jones will jizz all over himself.

herding media like the cattle they are.

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Why were they yelling at the news people saying "let's go cameras are off now"?

based croat user, anons will survive and usher the world in Yas Forums society

show the paper products aisle.