Dear Americans

Americans have colonized Germany. In all honesty if USA wished it so, they could simply take the country by force today - they are after all the strongest military force in Germany.

Let me repeat this - Germany is nothing but an uppity colony

All your pretzel are belong to us.

unironically this, how much money does the average burger soldier spent on his leave?

Trump wanted to pull the troups out, but Angela begged him not to :(

America should have never gotten involved in WW2. If we had just continued to sell oil to the Japs, the world would be a better place today. I'm sorry bro.

I've been stationed there and helped shut down a base and watched an entire German village disappear because of loss in revenue. We should close more bases and watch a lot of villages collapse. Win win

On average a town or village near a US garrison will make around a half a billion in revenue.

I totally agree. I don't know why the fuck I have to be taxed my dollars to defend your lazy asses.
Not like you have to pay for it. Niggers.

Boo hoo Fritz maybe you shouldn't have lost the war. Losers don't get to dictate terms.

they are stationed in western germany. That makes western germany a primary nuclear target, and that fills me with joy

US conquered Germany
They can do whatever they want with you Krautz

correct. that means that goymoney has no fucntioning, free government. the whole refugee and EU thing CANNOT be a germanys fault.
both things can't be true at the same time

Sad but true.
But which countries are not colonies today anyway? Canada is a colony of USA too btw

Well it's our most wealthy and wealth-producing region you idiot!

Hitler was right.

>take the country by force
It used to be, if you have military bases throughout a territory, that territory is yours.
All European countries are proxies for the USA.

Nobody ever needed you, not a single time, not in a single war nor conflict, the reason the world is in this state is because of your support, you should always shut the fuck up, bunch of brainwashed slaves.

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>NOOOOOOO NOT THE SHEKELERINOS!!!
lots of growth to be made from rebuilding a wasteland

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>America FORCED Germany to elect Merkel over and over again
>America forced you to let in 1.5 million rapey shitskins in one year
>America forces you to give them all welfare
>America forces your judges to let them off for crimes without punishment
>America isn't letting you kick them out
Yeah, yeah, America did everything and Germany has no responsibility for its own affairs. I try to like you guys, but Deutschbags like you make me think maybe we did the world a favor by kicking your asses.

well either its free or its an occupied sattelite state. can't be both. better decide quickly

It's a satellite state where you fucked up your own politics by yourselves.

>brainwashed slaves.
Sorry to say the very same goes for stupid fuckin brits too, they are too fuckin stupid and ignorant to feel ashamed.

We are there to make sure you dont LOSE another world war lmao #rekt

They just about had the russians finished until burgers decided they'd help the communist. Even so the idea of a russian invasion today is laughable

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that won't hold up under any court. sattelite state directly implies there is no conscience vote. no free decisions possible. everything or nothing could be influenced or forced from the outside.

fuck off shekelbergstein

When you start winning wars against us, then you can make that decision. Until then, shut up and take your rightfully earned occupation like the weakilings that you are.

>implement 20 years of forced anti nazi brainwashing
>spend the next 50 years prosucing kike propaganda
>lol why are they voting so poorly

Would it be of a protectorate then?

Hahahahah hahahaha hahahahaha occupied by AIPAC and Africans.

I wish east germany didnt dissapear

No, actually let's pull out and see what happens. It could be fun.

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>"B-BUT YOU'RE JEWISH!!! W-WHAT ABOUT THE KIKERINOS?!?!?! D-DON'T YOU HAVE A BBC TO P-POLISH?!"

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we are talking about a protectorate/sattelite state so immensly powerful that, without a functioning army and with an obese old senile woman as president, can OUTPLAY all western allies and the entire EU

You literally had to use broomsticks for guns because you didn't have enough...

As soon as they fuck off youll immediately loose their market forever and will stay with ukraine poland and other shitholes because relations with us you killed some years ago and Englan run away from your idiotic politic.

So shut up slave and do your job.

colonized and sheeeeit

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since there was hitler, we must always be there because you cannot be your own country. YOU ARE NIGGERS FAGGOT

>mutts still think they've won against germany

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Kek. So salty

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and yet germany is supposed to be this super global player that literally DICTATES europe/the entire western civilization into migrants and other stuff

>an OUTPLAY all western allies and the entire EU
How is that? You mean economically?

if your government actually felt this way theyd spend money on military, but instead they rely on us to play world police so they can continue to fund multiculturalism instead.

germany is a country of cucks and cowards.

no. germany definitely did not need you.

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> best Germans occupying Germanlets
quit crying op you fagot

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This level of cope shouldn't be possible. Wow.

we did our master Israel's bidding veey well

as much as I hate to admit it yeah... Unfortunately you are yet your military is a joke and your political figures are laughingstocks. I feel bad for you kraut bros

Locus of control, range and situation are all relevant. Bunch of German commies fucking shit up on purpose simply to blame it on "the occupation"? Yeah sure.

american education everyone ....
russians curbstomped germany, you did barely anything other then fail again and again on the western front, you have smaller claims to "defeating" germany then roaches

Fuck gorby and fuck yestin.

>half a billion

woah, if they gave that to the american taxpayers they would have 1 million dollar each

that would be 2 million per person taking into account the bloomberg ads

Man, they STILL mad about dresden lmao.

Continue to cope&seethe

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