/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1708

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,652 (3,070) ► International 25,241 (497): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Italy 5,883 (233) Iran 5,823 (145) France 949 (16) D. Princess 696 (6) Spain 503 (10) Japan 461 (6) USA 373 (17) Switzerland 268 (1) UK 206 (2) Netherlands 188 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 64 (2) Iraq 54 (4) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 6 (1) Germany 800 Belgium 169 Sweden 161 Norway 155 Singapore 138 Malaysia 93 Bahrain 85 Austria 79 Kuwait 61 Canada 60 Iceland 50 Egypt 48 Greece 46 UAE 45 India 34 Lebanon 28 Denmark 27 Czechia 21 Israel 21 Portugal 20 Vietnam 20 Algeria 19 Finland 19 Ireland 19 Palestine 19 Oman 16 Brazil 14 Ecuador 14 Russia 14 Georgia 13 Romania 13 Croatia 12 Qatar 12 Slovenia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Argentina 8 S. Arabia 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 Poland 6 N. Zealand 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Afghanistan 4 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Slovakia 3 Cambodia 2 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 S. Africa 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Malta 1 Paraguay 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +100 (+28) S. Korea +448 (+5) Italy +1,247 (+36) Iran +1,076 (+21) France +296 (+7) Spain +102 (+2) USA +54 (+2) Germany +130 Japan +41 Switzerland +54 UK +42 Netherlands +60 Belgium +60 Sweden +24 Norway +28 Singapore +8 Malaysia +10 Bahrain +25 Austria +13 Australia +1 Kuwait +3 Canada +6 Iraq +8 Thailand +2 Iceland +5 Egypt +33 Greece +1 India +3 Lebanon +6 Denmark +6 Czechia +2 Portugal +7 Vietnam +3 Algeria +2 Finland +4 Ireland +1 Palestine +3 Brazil +1 Ecuador +1 Russia +1 Georgia +4 Romania +4 Croatia +1 Qatar +1 Slovenia +4 S. Arabia +2 Philippines +1 Poland +1 N. Zealand +1 Hungary +1 Afghanistan +3 Slovakia +2 Cambodia +1 Maldives +2 S. Africa +1 Malta +1 Paraguay +1 Total +3,948 (+101)

Works for me. Whats wrong with your internet?

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nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2020-03-07-styrelse-bekraefter-personer-smittet-med-coronavirus-i-danmark

The first second generation infectees are popping up, it's habbending.

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Wil France catch up with Italy now?

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By not reporting them

Apparently a 19 year old died in the US? Is that true?

SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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>Zero infections in Tunisia, just one italian tourist
it's a nothing burger

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>Just two more weeks breh, then it will really happen

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TENGRI PROTECTS

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corriere.it/politica/20_marzo_07/coronavirusin-lombardia-si-potra-entrare-uscire-solo-gravi-motivi-chiuse-discoteche-palestre-impianti-sci-0478cd9c-609a-11ea-8d61-438e0a276fc4.shtml

>Entry into Lombardy and some areas of Veneto, Emilia Romagna and Piedmont will be allowed only for "serious and indifferent" reasons. This is foreseen by the decree that will be issued in the next few hours by the government "to stop the infection with Coronavirus". The provision establishes a "safety zone" where very strict limitations are foreseen. In particular: suspension of skiing activities, suspension of public events. Closed museums, gyms, swimming pools, theaters, stops at public competitions with the exception of health personnel. Bars and restaurants will have to maintain the obligation of distance of one meter otherwise the activity will be suspended. Commercial activities must respect the distance of one meter for customers otherwise the sanction will be triggered. If they fail for structural reasons they will have to close closure. Prohibition of first aid access, hospice. Business meetings must be postponed and smart working should be privileged. In the decree there is an invitation to limit internal mobility to "safe zones".
In the next few other bans will start across Italy. Discos, dance clubs and parties, pubs and game rooms, betting and bingo halls will be closed. Parties or public events cannot be organized. Restaurants and bars will have to keep a meter away.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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Please keep posting anime because it's banned in australia.

How do you say epicentre in French? RIPIT

Costco in Still Creek. They’re getting slammed all around the country.

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>China quarantine hotel collapses, 70 trapped
Webm related

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Argies pls dont come to these places in the collapse!
Also see ya in the bsas lakes

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South Korea, we are arriving!
Iran, stay back

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+1247 ?! Holy fuck
Wtf

Fags, the 5th March prediction is true, it is the moment when everything is starting to get really serious.

aussieanon, watched all of genocidal Bill Gates's Event 201 from November on jewtube so that you don't have to and made the notes in pic related:

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2017
web.archive.org/web/20170119032543/https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/drugshortages/

2018
web.archive.org/web/20181202191906/https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/drugshortages/

2019
web.archive.org/web/20190402235154/https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/drugshortages/

2020 (current)
accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/drugshortages/

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is that a geiger counter on her chest?

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twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1235994748005085186?s=20

"This is the most frightening disease I've ever encountered in my career."

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>Bars and restaurants will have to maintain the obligation of distance of one meter otherwise the activity will be suspended
How can a group of people be this retarded?

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So this all turned out to be a big nothing burger after all

That's the most terrifying thing I've seen in a while.

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McShartypants needs a whole lot of paper

10 million people just got quarantined in italy
lombardia is now a red zone

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Out of the countries without Corona which one would you flee to if you had to?

For me New Caledonia

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Did somebody die in germany or are we still immune ?
Who am I kiding, the deaths are probably rated as "cured" aswell.

>Italy is drafting a decree with measures to prevent the spread of coronavirus which includes closing ski resorts, museums, cultural centres and cancelling leave for healthcare workers in Lombardy and 11 provinces

Reminder that we are all dead

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I’m ready for coronavirus now

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FIRST CASE IN MOLDOVA
>FIRST CASE IN MOLDOVA
FIRST CASE IN MOLDOVA
>FIRST CASE IN MOLDOVA
FIRST CASE IN MOLDOVA
>FIRST CASE IN MOLDOVA

BULGARIA STILL STRONK

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fucking kek Bruce

twitter.com/KeiraSavage00/status/1235720987410223104?s=20

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No masks.
No tests.
No virus.
The only thing that was a fucking hoax was MAGA. We got stabbed in the fucking back.

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GREECE FUCKED

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I've had an aching throat and short breathed for 3 days now but its not getting worse

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

TWITCHCON GOT CANCELLED BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID FLU VIRUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Can someone tell me if there were Swine Flu generals all the way back around 2009 on /new/ or Yas Forums?

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Greece reports 21 new cases of coronavirus, raising country's total to 66

-bno

begging for some bullheaded faggot to piss on them all

RIP TOWN RAPISTS

Refugees and Corona, poor greeks.

This pleases me. Thank you Corona-chan, now wipe out all the streamers next.

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PepeHands

Daily reminder infections are doubling outside china every 4 days. AHA estimates in 2 months

>96,000,000 infection
>9,000,000 hospitalizations (oxygen)
>1,900,000 ICU admissions (iron lung)
>480,000

Big problem is Italy has 300 ICU's for 60M people. Using Italy's ratio, the world has at most 37,500 ICU. Since Corona patients admitted to ICU takes months to recover, that means there will be no ICUs. That means ICU = dead.

Now consider hospital beds in all countries run at 90%+, and hospital admission = needing oxygen to live, hospital admissions = dead.

So we're looking at 12,000,000 dead in 2 months. And that's just based on detected cases.

Are you boys prepped for the ultimate happening? Here's my supply.

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

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>shopping at sams club
>not gfs
scrubs, all of them i tell you

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Based

It's truly ogre for mankind.

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Greece with the numerals. Good work

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236373803141300225

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I'm still upset that the CDC is calling the coronavirus "endemic" and saying testing is meaningless. It completely kills the ability to gather and analyze metrics.

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delish.com/food-news/a31262864/wine-flows-from-faucets-italy/
Water turns to blood/wine in Italian town

lol...

I hope it hits pornographers and puts all coomers on suicide watch since there is no porn now.

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he's a fucking leaf phoneposter who isn't aware that the free wifi he's leeching has blocked archive.is

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ton of threads, but no generals

Americans are prepper kings. Can't wait until they start shooting each other over packs of corn flakes.

this

Forgot pic

Rate my supply

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ZERO CEISES

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I've been coofing for 10 days, when its going to get better (or worse)?

Two weeks was not a meme.

Spain is starting to red zone towns in the Basque Country.
>theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/07/spanish-town-faces-police-lockdown-to-contain-coronavirus

Bets on the next western country to roll out mandatory lockdowns?

TL;DR

BREAKING NEWS: THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>BREAKING NEWS:THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN

BREAKING NEWS: THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>BREAKING NEWS:THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN

BREAKING NEWS: THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>BREAKING NEWS:THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN

BREAKING NEWS: THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>BREAKING NEWS:THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN

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As we cannot trust China (for obvious reasons) and Japan (due to Olympics), should we focus more in how Corona-Chan is growing in South Korea?

Argentina bro is the hero we don't deserve. Thanks for being on your game and making the threads

WHO can't call the P-word until Antarctica is infested.

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It can do that also, I have my mountains of both physical and digital coom material with me here. I'll defend it to the death.
I WILL COOF AND COOM!

Fix your DNS nigger.
Or better go back to r*ddit where you belong.

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Maybe Coronachan can soon compete with Swinechan's infection numbers

shit seems fine so far in the town over. dont have much a reason to go to the city.

Do you guys think that this whole Corona Virus thing is a nice foothold for the government to .. whats the word.. have strict control over future social media?

Road traffic is fine
No people in masks/biosuits
No road warrior-esque blockades

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Now the only people saying "2 more weeks" are people hoping for a vaccine.

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What the fuck is happening in Italy holy shit

What is the age range for all these deaths

Greenland or Mongolia for potato face slant eyed bitches.

Gonna go stock up on monday early in the morning and probably not attend Uni for now hoping they will close schools down soon. Parents are being retarded and say its nothing luckily i moved out just few weeks ago. Pray for me lads.

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>The people on the ISS dont currently have the coronavirus, therefore it would be prudent to call this a pandemic.

What does full lockdown actually mean though? It's just going to spread around those 11m unless you prevent travel between every town/city

Rate my OC

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who else thinking it's better to kill yourself now?

Update from last night. Doctors released me from hospital quarantine but did a shit load of coronavirus testing. Had me on an IV for a bit. Told me to self quarantine at home until the results come back. Fever sometimes feels like it’s getting worse and coof comes and goes. Eating vitamin C tablets like they’re candy at this point. Will keep /cvg/ updated.

I feel as though Corona-chan is basically fucking other viruses and popping out kids like a slut at this point. Will she fuck the fucking plague or Ebola and become even more dangerous?

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How many Italians total? They can't leave their homes?

join this thread pros:cats
cons: massive blackpill

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You don't understand the meme / 10

NIGGERS WILL DIE!

I love GFS. I buy my tortillas there. They're the only place that I can find the big ones. They also sell these all beef polish sausages, they're great, but very expensive. You can also get a 5 gallon bucket of heavy duty mayonnaise, as an American that's very important to me.

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50 of those cases actually came from a group's pilgrimage trip to the Holy Land

>BREAKING NEWS: THE WHOLE LOMBARDY REGION AND 11 PROVINCES IN OTHER REGIONS IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>quarantining the most economically valuable regions of Italy
F. Hope you’ve got good job security, pastabro

Shouldn’t you guys be called Sudenreich now?

Four new cases confirmed in Oregon!
katu.com/news/local/four-new-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-in-oregon-state-health-officials-say

Someone tell me (19 year old) why I shouldn’t go to the gym right now. I live in central london we have 39 cases in this city.

>dad is on the spectrum, always stocked up with canned goods, dry pastas, etc
>bipolar mom is obsessed with cleaning, already stocked with most cleaning items
Mental illness running in the family actually paid off for once.

Not gonna lie, my heart rate went up a bit as I started reading the last two sections. Fuck the WHO and fuck Bill Gates

The US. Specifically, the West Coast.

is that nuclear plants

Buy Buy Buy Food

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This.

Please don't expand this to Tuscany, Umbria and Lazio. Please don't expand this to Tuscany, Umbria and Lazio. Please don't expand this to Tuscany, Umbria and Lazio.

TOLD YOU! I FUCKING TOLD YOU
I WAS THE FAGGOT THAT ANNOYED ALL OF YOU PASTABROS TO PREPPER FOR THIS!

stock up on frozen chicken burgers

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This is a nothing burger guys. You have all been reported to your respective governments for spreading disinformation and trying to destabilize the world. Have fun rotting in jail.

Woooooooooooooow. Big if true.

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Quarantining Lombardy is the worst mistake this country ever made, if the virus doesn't kill you the bankrupcy will.

Enjoy your toilet paper surplus while it lasts

people will be wiping their ass with newspaper soon

ARYANS ARE FUCKING REAL
>ARYANS ARE FUCKING REAL
ARYANS ARE FUCKING REAL
>ARYANS ARE FUCKING REAL
ARYANS ARE FUCKING REAL
>ARYANS ARE FUCKING REAL

0 DEATHS IN GERMANY
0 People hospitalized in Norway

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Go to the gym
t:28 year old death cult coofer/coomer extraordinaire

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go to the gym
you are porbably a nigger anyway

As a 19 years old male, no fearmongering here, I know the virus is bad, but has it gotten worse? it's now endemic I hear

How often do they analyze the virus? Maybe all the spread from so many different kinds of people has weakened it and lowered its lethality? Wishful thinking, I know...

What does full lockdown mean?

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>someone tell me why I shouldn't go to the gym right now
>we have 39 cases in my city

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post benis

>these gets in the last thread

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>Cheshire East 0
>Cheshire West and Chester 0

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england

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>London, filthiest place in the UK

Dude just order a gym at home

I usually buy bulk meats, frozen goods, dry pantry goods, and canned goods there. Got myself a proper sealer so I spend some time cutting up everything and vacuum sealing them for usage later. Way cheaper than buying from supermarkets all the time.

Kind of a shit statistic. Look at South Korea. They're the only ones taking this shit seriously and they're testing anyone that wants a test which is why their confirmed is exploding, they even have drive through testing operations outside of their hospitals. The 20% critical rate is heavily skewed because only the sickest are going to bother going to the hospital for treatment in other countries. The Death Princess if another example - 700 infected and around 6 deaths I believe. Another case where everyone was tested and gave us one of the most accurate death rates. I don't doubt that the death rate will grow in SK as more cases come to term, but the 20% critical + 5% respiratory failure is imo really skewed.

This is why the US went 4D chess again. If they admit it's all over every state people will freak the fuck out and everyone with a cough/sniffles will flood the healthcare infrastructure and exceed the surge capacity which will kill many times more people as truly critical patients won't have quick enough access to care, including patients with all other illnesses - cancer, HD, diabetes, accidents, etc. Where as if you can't breathe you're going to go to the hospital regardless of whether you think you have corona or not. It's all a ploy to prevent overwhelming the hospitals with panic patients as long as possible to save as many patients as possible.

Every time I watch the news all I can think of is the skeletons clapping in the Second Renaissance.

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Is that dirt inside

Some ISPs block archive.is
I have to use a VPN to access it.

No N95s on hand either.... HMMMM

Buy pasta

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FIRST LOCKDOWN ON EU SOIL

>mfw china still exists

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>infections are doubling outside china every 4 days
It's doubling every 2 days outside chinkland I believe.

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lol nigga at this point it's both, we just need to slow it down enough

You entire country doesn't understand that the Falklands were never theirs but it doesn't stop the cartoons

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I can't believe WW3 will start because of toilet paper

You all better train yourself to not touch your face under any circumstances.
Go to Ikea and get a shelf.
Got pic related and now my prep actually looks pathetic, because there is so much room left on it.
>inb4 people posting their bunkers with 3 years of food

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literally built on sand

it is getting worse.china recently upped the quarantine to 28 days now.itsonly matter of time other countries follow suit

>Bunch of boomers at costco stocking up because there is a pandemic that takes out old people.
>none of them are wearing masks
The boomers are so foolish they think they can shop and spend their way out of a pandemic

We'll see in a week whether Satan was truthful.

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At the cost of economical suicide?

Fuck off furfag

fucking boomers

>Italy turning into Wuhan
Italy turning into Wuhan
>Italy turning into Wuhan
Italy turning into Wuhan
>Italy turning into Wuhan
Italy turning into Wuhan
>Italy turning into Wuhan
Italy turning into Wuhan
>Italy turning into Wuhan
Italy turning into Wuhan

PASTA: AL DENTE

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I wouldnifni could actually discern anything out of this disordered pile
>1 six pack of bottle water
>juggs of what looks to be fruit juice
Best hope your water never gets unterrupted
>everything else
Nigga buy a shelf and organize that shit

the risk is low of me getting it and even if i got it, it’s not exactly gonna kill me. Look into what it’s done so far to young people and you’ll find almost nothing

So it begins

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Just wait until China save us all

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wont be the last.

You pastas need to do some drastic measures soon too beside quarantine

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Uzbekistan

we've had >20 new cases for about 3 days in a row

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Dude what the fuck

>the Voyager 2 probe is not currently infected

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/07/italy-democratic-leader-nicola-zingaretti-coronavirus

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I will repeat it for the umpteenth time.
Our MMA (Military Medical Academy, and yeah this is the official English name,written on the building itself) has confirmed 10-14 cases already more than a week ago - 28th of February.
However OUR PEDO IN CHARGE is suppressing the INFO because:
1: Not cause panic
2: Not point a shiny BAT SIGNAL to the fact that our NII (National Insurance Institute HAS NO MONEY to cover SICK LEAVE for QUARANTINES, let alone EMERGENCY HOSPITAL STAY for 20% of the population. He KNOWS shitskins(mainly gypsies) will BE TOLERATED , even though THEY DO NOT PAY MEDICAL TAX INSURANCE COS THEY DONT WORK , and this will cause the TENSION between US and them finally ERUPTING.

It's fake news, nothing but a Democrat hoax. The media is lying to make Trump look bad. Don't fall for it, there's no virus, it's just a common cold.

Early (Jan) Coronavirus post on POL: salt will be worth its weight in gold. Anyone remember?

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I did my best to overlay the outsize china graph on the china graph and then to extrapolate.

It's not looking to good.

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Doesn't matter, the world's economy will be fucked either way.

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Where’s that at? I’m north Dallas and stores are fine here.

>look how this entire load bearing column is made of sand
>continue watching as I chisel away more and more
that's the scariest part desu

prevent the virus from spreading to less efficient regions but without implementing a real quarantine that can fuck up the economy
its actually very smart, for once

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why wear the mask if you touch your nose?
also I guarantee, that dude is too fat for that mask and won't have a proper seal.
Also is that guy naked beneath his suite or what? These nipples

Nice set up Now you just need to seal that opening between the hood and the mask. Also get some gloves so you don't infect the inside of your mask when you take it off. The Virus can live on most surfaces for days.

Days Gone finally becomes a reality!

Why contain it?

China can't even save themselves right now.

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>china will call it italian flu

yes yes more chaos cant wait for quarantine here

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Fuck off stonknigger, your money will be worthless soon enough

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eventually they will all die... problem solved...

Fuck, just found out last night that things for me have gone from "IT'S HAPPENING" to "IT ALREADY HAPPENED". Two cases at a high volume Seattle based tourist trap / fast food place, a friend of mine and her bf who both work there. She was already hospitalized once back in MID JANUARY, after she was already sick to the point of having fainting spells at work. She was diagnosed with - of course - pneumonia, and was back at work a few days after being released. I just found out from another coworker that she was back in the hospital, now with a COVID-19 diagnoses. Given the incubation period, it's safe to say that anyone who has eated at said high volume fast food tourist trap has been exposed, and the whole staff is likely infected.
Their stats: Both white, both 20, no underlying conditions.

Breddy sure I already got it, albeit a real mild case, though with the possibility of reinfection i'm shitting bullets rn. Had a real nasty cough for about 5 days about a month ago. Another buddy of mine who I pretty much hang out with daily came down with the same thing, which seemed to clear up and then came back again about a week later. He went to the hospital and was diagnosed with pneumonia, given a bottle of hydrocodone syrup, and sent out the door. I feel fine, but damn, the situation is Washington is WAY fucking worse than the numbers are reporting.

Generals didn't exist then.

Fuck yeah

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where the fuck does doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022
say 28 days in bacteria? Am I blind?

not even ebolachan commanded our attention like this

I just visited my parents. My dad watches Fox News religiously every day. Apparently they told him that corona is less deadly than the flu and that everything is perfectly fine and it’s all a bunch of liberal bullshit. Fucking why?

WOWZIES! Italy is the China of Europe.

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Can we start posting city AND state? I hav no idea where Shill Creek is.

Oh god it's a new tripfaggot I havn't even seen before. Where are you all coming from because you're clearly not from around here.

POSTING SO IT WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN
SHOULD BE IN OP
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>channel3000.com/dhs-14-people-being-tested-for-coronavirus-in-wisconsin/
More people being tested
Why is it taking so long to get results
It didn't take this long for the new plague ship
WTF Wisconsin

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inside the study, not in the abstract

nobody can enter or leave the region without work or emergency reasons

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what is "virtual lockdown"?

fuck off

That's such a poor saying considering gold is worthless. I'd rather have the salt. Toilet paper is worth more than gold now.

Too late. I'm from Veneto and I've just gone in Tuscany. Will make sure to coof on all these commies.

Matter of life and death you gorilla nigger

not even close to the frequency of these. And no Webms of gun toting hazmat chinks either.

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> no dragon dildo
ngmi

Was that rule implemented before or after they started selling "Pandemic Bonds?"

release the death squads

>visible nips
wew

>live too far north and away from other cities for decent weather, internet, or general quality of life
>still get Coronachan right away
Ay fuck off I hate this place so much

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Fucking hell imagine 2 weeks from now

just the flu bro

China won’t be be able to do shit until workers actually decide to go home to work

>Chink flu infects the world
>mutates
>goes back to gookland
>mutates
>comes back as a new flu
>mutates
>goes back to gookland
>....

>NYC mayor considering a Chinese style quarantine that locks down the entire island and prevents anyone from leaving

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China mitigated spread with the quarantines but it didn't stop it. This shit has been spreading since December and they didn't catch it until January. By the time they started locking down shit left and right, it was already everywhere within their borders. Yet China is still standing, nukes aren't being launched by rogue generals, and we are still shitposting on the racist section of a Mongolian underwater basket-weaving image board.

They've cut off the internet

cant wait for panicking normalfags trying to get out

Shitcrete, aka someone fucked up the mix. Happens in 1st world countries too but for big jobs there is always a test pour, gravity check and ph check so the pour boss or his assistant checks every batch to see if it cures right. It's easy enough to fuckup the the entire cement mix and less than honest unions would fuck up on purpose so since the 80s in the us mix making process is designed to make such such fuckups impossible.

>Already going 100% triage mode
At least they understand their limitations.

4 new cases is the Saarland

That alone tells you how serious the virus really is.
Don't pay attention to what govt is saying. Pay attention to what they are doing.

Actual quarantine or pretty-please-stay-at-home quarantine?

LOMBARDY IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>LOMBARDY IN FULL LOCKDOWN
LOMBARDY IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>LOMBARDY IN FULL LOCKDOWN
LOMBARDY IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>LOMBARDY IN FULL LOCKDOWN
LOMBARDY IN FULL LOCKDOWN
>LOMBARDY IN FULL LOCKDOWN
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>go to the doctor
>no gloves and still touches my eyes
Alright then, is there any chance that if infected you can just walk it off?

Eventually it will evolve to not kill its host, just like HIV. Right...right ???

We got 2 cases in the while province dude. We good

kek
Panickers are pathetic.

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>ranch dressing
>serious prep

Pablo...

Is this a bio weapon?

would you look at that

The milk truck has arrived.

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... But the lockdown in Wuhan/other cities "worked" because it was a REALLY lockdown.

what map/site is this?

If this is a hoax then why are countries forcing citizens to hand in their masks as well as a massive shortage of anti-virals globally? Imagine the chaos if the true death toll was released? Governments would collapse. The new world order you seek wouldnt exist and the almighty dollar would become tinderwood. Wake up

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Its like that all over the country.
Also avoid Illinois. We're already completely saturated, just under tested.

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ganna make it

Didn't you hear? Mask don't work because the gubmint needs them.

Sauce?

>wall street on lock down
>pic related

>dick status
>MUH

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Nervous breakdown during brief
youtu.be/PoWSd0eaQP8?t=810

source you pasta eating medeteranian faggot.

Boomer culling

They won't even get on telling me what this dude does or where he's been since he came back from the US because they pulled the old "announce it Friday evening then fuck off" trick

WE'RE FUCKED

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AAAAAAAAAAA

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why is the woman in white removing her mask?
seems like that totally fucks up all her protection
anyone know where this is?

also why does captcha take like 1 minute for me on this damn thread?

>The risk is low
>The kikes on TV told me
Yes. Go to the gym. Walk barefoot in the shower

Greece is STRONK
we have been fucked so many times in the history that I know only God can kill us... only OUR Gods can kill us, and I don't think any God want to mess with Zeus or miss out Aphrodite

I'd be interested to know if anyone else logged the post. I ssem to remember that it wnet along the lines of: if you don't livew near the coast, salt will be worth its weight in gold. It was one of those cryptic, BDanon series of posts.

Give more info, pasta bro. I remember someone stated a month or two ago, how Italy would be used as the experiment in the west for containment, to see how we, normal non bug people, react to it. There's no censorship here (yet). What's limited, what can you and what can't you do?

And wow, Google captcha kicked in. I have to solve 5 slow ass loading things in order to post and the audio version doesn't work. After which it tells me that it's wrong. Fucking Jewish pieces of shit. I take back what I said about censorship. Anyone else having to deal with this garbage or is it just me right now?